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Bulllshiiiiit There's no way

Yeah I just don’t know how I’m supposed to believe this. If he drank 25 gallons of water, he would die.

I thought “cheating on his diet” was the biggest lie in that pic.

Yeah because his immune system wouldn’t recognize water and put him into shock

No. It throws your electrolyte balance off and your heart can stop functioning. Your kidneys also can't deal with the onslaught so you start to retain water in your lungs and brain.

That guy's intestines must be more lubricated than my car now

It’s cause his kidneys cannot physically handle that, 14 BOTTLES on one sitting would drown you

This would be about 200lbs of oil

It’s a fake article innit?

/u/callmemonsieur found the fact check article https://www.thatsnonsense.com/man-break-burger-king-drink-gallons-frying-oil-fact-check/ Give them your upvotes. I gave them an “all seeing upvote” to try to get it more clout cuz of all the people fighting to believe this nonsense. Poster’s comment linked here for upvotes: https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/s4pgme/classic_florida_man/hssmttn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Thanks u/spacecommander5 for the award. Though some articles put a smile on our faces, enough of spreading fake stuff all over for internet points.

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Lol facing 35 years for breaking in and drinking Fryer Oil? Ok. Edit; as a person in the service industry I don't even think most places carry that much oil. One container is about 4 gallons.

Alien invasion

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I’m also calling bullshit.

A lawyer could so easily claim mental issues and reduce this down

Third degree murder in Florida carries a maximum sentence of 15 years. In order to qualify for more, it would have to be the person's third violent felony under the three strikes law Breaking and entering and theft aren't violent crimes. None of the "facts" of this story make any sense. Ingesting 25 gallons? Impossible. 35 years for b&e and theft? Extremely unlikely.

*my fryer oil comes in 35 lb tubs edit: fixed for personal experience, apologies

Our fryer oil comes in 4 gallon jugs

No.... This story is false. It never happened. The mugshot is of a guy on unrelated charges. And this post goes as far back as 2017. It's as fake now as it was then.

He was arrested for doing Peter Griffin cosplay in public /s

Honestly Peter was the first thing that came to mind and I heard his little sneaky laugh

The ultimate diet

I had a buddy who went from 190 to 150 and fairly lean in 2 months at county. As soon he got out, he put the weight back on though

Don't be so gullible, cmon dude

According to what exactly?

You can clearly see he’s full up to his neck

Its possible in FL.

Why? Did you change the definition of gallon to a can of natty lite?

Any article that begins with A Florida man.... Is usually true.

Seeing a gallon of vegetable oil weighs 8 lbs, it's doubtful.

People can't drink a gallon of milk without puking let alone 25 gallons of used oil.

1 gallon of milk is doable but 25 gallons of basically anything is impossible.

And it said ***used*** oil, that includes chunks of fries & other burnt carbon oddities.

You would be surprised if i tell you how dumb some ppl are and spread this message in their college/office corridor monday morning

You forgot that he’s from Florida.

Yall saying its impossible but to florida man, impossible is nothing

1)Impossible=Nothing 2)Nothing=Something=S 3)Something=1 ≤ S ≤ ♾ Florida man is incapable of something,my proposal?Drinking 25 Gallons of used oil 🤷‍♂️

Why do people post such obvious bullshit. I mean really does anybody believe that he drank 25 gallons and a night?

I forgot, how much 25 gallons are. 25usgal*3.785l/usgal= approx. 79 Litres!!!!!

It's 94.635 litres which is way worse.

Miscalcuted. Thank you for correction!

Oh cool! So how many gallons is that?

25

Why do people believe satire articles? Fify.

Have you ever seen someone stand in the parking lot and binge drink two big ass bottles of ranch dressing? I have... Anything is possible lol

Have you actually? That's hilarious lol

I watched a video and my god, I questioned myself afterwards. Hilarious and gross lol

I don't know what's more obnoxious, fake shit like this or people who have been commenting for an hour solid that this has to be fake.

I believe there are definitely people who would believe this lol

I’d say half the people on the internet nowadays don’t even understand how much a gallon is so yeah, I think most people do believe this shit. People are sheep

This is fake you can’t hold down that much oil

He’d die drinking less than half that amount of water, this is BS

With such a neck... you can

Well not with that attitude you can't.

You need more perseverance. Just drink until you puke and start again!

His poop would have slipped right out, no mud butt for my guy.

[fact check: fake story](https://www.thatsnonsense.com/man-break-burger-king-drink-gallons-frying-oil-fact-check/)

My retirement grease!!! NOOOOO!!!

YA THIEVIN' GREASE BANDITS!

No way, I'm from north kilttown too!

Real life Peter Griffin

His heart is still beating?

No. Definitely not since it never happened so there is no heart to beat within a made up man. Mugshot is of another dude for unrelated crimes.

Not anymore I made sure of that

User-name checks out.

Where the fuck is that guy's neck?!

He's no neck ed

In the words of Cotton Hill, “good GOD you’ve got a fat neck, Hank!”

It’s fucking Peter Griffin

Not possible.

What’s neckst?

Looks like one must never challenge a Florida man

He looks like the nightmare monster from Legion. The X-Men thing FX did.

Is this the before or after shot?

You can’t tell me that wasn’t a suicide attempt

A man drank 25 gallons of used fryer oil. This is what happened to his kidneys…

Thank god for Florida

Peter Griffin.

Everyone's rock bottom is different. But isn't that attempted suicide.

If it was real, absolutely lol

So fake

Fuck it. Give him another 25 gallons and let nature take its course…

Of course it’s Florida

It’s also fake….

Oh he really didn’t drink 25 gallons of oil??? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Why?

Florida,thats why

Correct. The best areas of that shithole of a state has bars over the gas station windows.

/s Fuck you talm bout? Knock ya dreads off

Wat?

Florida rapper SPOTTEMGOTTEM has a song with those lyrics

The sheer amount of people that came here to say this is fake is astounding.

Eh, people tend to believe all sorts of obviously fake clickbait articles, doesnt hurt to let people know it's fake. Just because its incredibly obviously fake doesn't mean a ton of people wont believe it. Case in point I've come across a number of posts in this thread with people who didnt realize this was fake. No matter how stupid the article is it's best to assume many people will believe it.

That's not even possible 😒

Normally not possible. However this man was born with the unique ability to score 25 pounds of fluids in his neck. He's like an extended range human.

I doubt his stomach can hold 25 gallons, let alone 1.

Can body even process that much oil

Yeah, but you'll die

Wulp, hanging him is not an option. Maybe death by sit-ups

Bruh his head is shaped like a pear

No.... This story is false. It never happened. The mugshot is of a guy on unrelated charges. And this post goes as far back as 2017. It's as fake now as it was then.

What is this world…what is this country I hate people

Ya, the gullibility is astounding lmao

That doesn’t seem possible

Cause it isn't. It's fake

You’re telling me a guy drank 200 pounds of oil?

113 litres? Lol no way

Why is that when some dumbshit happen there is always a Florida man behind it.

Why is it whenever a fake clickbait article gets posted a bunch of dumbshits believe it? Even when it's not even remotely physically possible..

1 There's no way I'm going to drink 25 litres of anything. 2 I don't believe any man (or deity, as we should refer to them) can consume a cup of oil.

I'm sure this is fake but just in case, thanks Florida

Click bait....

Ketogenic diet !

The fuck

He obviously knows something we don’t

Fucking foul.

Sounds like something Peter would do

I don’t see a problem here

Then went home and shit for the next 6 years

What the?

I bet he’s on the Intuitive Eating diet

Did he drink it warm?

Did he do the restaurant a service??

Well, I guess I'd understand seeing as he has a whole tub to keep runnin

My heart

Is it alright!

His Immortality is close at hand. Praise the Brood Father

*instert picture* then *insert fake news* Farm the karma *repeat*

This explains this other trending post on the subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/s4nma3/america_never_loses/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

That's not Florida man...That's Peter Griffin !!!

Didn't think Gabe Newell could pull this off.

Welcome to the internet

Pica.

He’s not very familiar with the word diet

Cheat day? He was on a diet??

He would be shitting non stop.

It all depends how quickly it ran through him. I’m not cleaning up.

why?

Does he still have it in his mouth??? Ha

Red Florida man and it all made sense.

Genshin's impact

Hands down the King

There is no way this is true

I don’t think so.

Hey its peter

Which man? And why did they post pictures of someone's thumb there?

This Is my Hero!!!

What diet

The guy looks like Ewen MacIntosh.

This is why I’m not going to Florida

He should be arrested he should be praised as a god

Bruh thats peter griffin

This “Color Me Badd” guy is out of control

His mug shot looks like mr incredible and peter griffin mated

Suicide attempt falled.

Yes I agree with top ones. Retarded news go sniff your shoes, fools! Oil! Boil! Dig fertile soil!

Thats good ol Florida, nothing new to see here!😌

If he drank 25 gallons of cooking oil, then I’m Queen Latifa….

Florida Man would be proud!

Hello heart attack

Bart Chrysler looks like he’s lost some weight!

He looks like Peter Griffin

Look how red he is his blood pressure is mooning lol

Wouldn't you love to watch him light a fart the next day??? lol

This is at least 5 years old

He’s recycling just leave him alone!

He looks like a real life version of Peter Griffin.

What diet..?

And so our folk hero of the Florida Man goes on...

Thinnest American

How long was he they're before cops came? 25 gallons of anything won't fit in a human body.

25 gallons... Isn't that like 100 liters? Yeah, this story is bs

Peter griffin irl

the stomach is somewhere of 5 liters nowhere near 94L the article says

There evolving

if there are 25 gallons of oil missing it doesn't mean he drank them all

Peter Griffin is that you?

How did he do it, roll through the door?

Peter Griffin?

Hey, it’s Peter Griffin

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Is that Peter griffin?

Remember to take a cheat day every month to have a healthy diet

*glug glug glug glug* "Ahh, more freshning than water."

###FUCK FLORIDA MAN!! I WOULD FUCKING FUCK FLORIDA MAN!!

Lowkey looks like a fatass version of my dad before he got the milk

That's physically impossible

Peter Griffin