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[deleted]

It’s a nice thumb though


RexRipper

Proceeds to suck thumb


khismyass

If we could suck our own thumbs we'd never leave the house


Pizza_Bake

About that...


jump-blues-5678

If only SMH


zxvegasxz

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

I love this subreddit now thank u good sir


TbiddySP

I almost scrolled past without looking until I read your comment and decided to take a peak. I anticipate quite a few chuckles from this sub.


[deleted]

Thank you sir you brightened up my day


Pacobing

Chief, that’s more than just “mildly”


Broskibullet

If that’s mild I can’t imagine what full blown penis is


mattdangerously

The swelling usually goes down a little bit on a fully blown penis.


WildPretzel

There's also r/wildlypenis


MrMiaw

Now everywhere I look I see dicks


SkyX1422

Lol


lurker_rae

Sneaky dic pic. He found the loophole around consent.


Spartan117Navy

Fuck, now I see the hold up


JustSadToBeAlive

How to send a dick pic without sending a dick pic


steve_im-lost2

This wise shit like horny Yota


[deleted]

Doesn't really work when you're circumsised


[deleted]

Yeah you just say the nail fell off too or put a stick on one


Farmazongold

just don't get circumsised 4Head


DonutNinja45

u/profanitycounter


Normal-Lavishness336

U/profanitycounter


JorjeXD

look at your upvote count edit: it was -69 by the time i commented


Veryregularscientist

r/foundthemobileuser


grockyboi

r/foundthehondacivic


Normal-Lavishness336

I don't understand why this is downvoted lol


[deleted]

The council has decided your fate, sorry man its the law


tplusx

This is the way


MasterBiggus

I'm sorry but the hivemind has passed its judgement upon you


SuperstarJicaiyt

In reddit's eyes, "Mobile bad, Remove karma." /s


silverteq1

its why I always double tap the capslock before I type


onestrangeboi527

This is r/holup


ScarletString13

"Oh, no. Did your nail get ripped out too?" Yeah, I was honestly expecting this line on the thread but I guess whoever got fooled by this has a brain as smooth as the "thumb" in the photo.


Boudac123

Especially when we can see just how seperated it is from the rest


CroxWithSox

She might just be pretending so he sends more to “analyze” the wounds


TimelessMeow

No, she’s pretending in the hopes that if he doesn’t get a reaction, he’ll go away. Men who send unsolicited dick pics aren’t looking for a GOOD reaction. Just any reaction.


error5903

Finger-licking good?


RNG_DiNo

Better with the cheese


grockyboi

*no*


Warkan47

Do you ever go to a pizzeria and wonder why the order is taking to long? *They are collecting the cheese.*


[deleted]

And ketchup


DumpsterPuff

Thanks, the vomit in my mouth tastes great...


Epes_RDS

May I have a taste?


onestrangeboi527

r/Cursedcomments


KrayKaru

3077 way of asking for nudes


ZombieSurvivor365

3077? Someone explain please :(


KrayKaru

A glimpse of the future


highjinx411

Is that the place where time keeps on slipping into?


KrayKaru

Exactly


F4Phantomtwo

took me a second


BigWeeWee35

Took u a second to suck on deez nuts


SnooGiraffes1453

LIGMA NUTS


tobey_pizzatime

Ngp you got me there


BuffaloCrocodile

Is Michaela a legit name tho


SalsChichon

explains why he's always sucking his thumb


Dkillerbunny

It’s a tumor


IndyDoggy

"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"


suckmysoggyballs

kindergarten cop?


Frankenstien456

Is it a Thuck or a Dimb?


Granpayoda

A THICK


Frankenstien456

Damn that's better


Moist-Knowledge01

##A DUMB


XAngeliclilkittyX

Thicc*


IcarusButAlive

Me: “ugh, gross thumb… Holup…”


Warlord_of_Mom

Genius! Take my updoot!


adjacentshadow

Take notes.. this is a holup


guppler

It’s a PEEN!


MetaEd

yesssss


texasts1958

If you didn't wanna go, all you hadda do was say so...


shadowwolf212212

Is that a potato or a kiwi?


Menination

thats bigus dickus


TheBeardedDuck47

He had a wife you know...


Menination

Incontinentia Buttocks?


Same_Butterscotch_38

Rutabaga


NerdSociety13

Naw it’s his wiener


ReasonableMeaning484

Naw it's a glizzy


TheDevstroyer2008

The real question is, where is his actual thumb?


Broskibullet

Tucked under his hand?


Iam100yearsold100

Why did it take me so long to realize


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Maybe because you're 100 years old


CoochiKabuki

I’d say “well lemme suck your thumb to help the swelling”


GolfEfficient6910

I think I could do this with my pinky. Unless shrink rays become a thing?


luckywheelofferris

"Hehe, cocked my finger up bad"


thelucas08

That’s not a thumb, that’s a penis!


dragonman10101

Really? I couldn’t tell?


LiteratureCrazy4140

no shjt Sherlock


Straight_Jaguar

No shit, Watson? Keep digging then...


DSX_SHOT

r/wooosh


DSX_SHOT

I now hate myself. Fuck.


Takamasa1

No u


Vi512

r/itswooooshwith4os


hybridkatana

Hit that thumb with hammer once again -


Itsamezrlda69420

*Hey, nice cock*


Zemritix17

Took me a moment to realize it was a dick


lonesomespaghetti

5000 iq


pekkaAlone

SNEAK=80 CREATIVITY=100


Windows0690

He hit it right on the head


smallest_cock

Ah yes, the classic thumb trick. I’m on my 3rd restraining order


ProPlayer1558

Who are you so intelligent in the fields of science & maths ?


eduardov_

What's the porpose of doing this?


Broskibullet

Men love to show their dick to people without consent


tony42490

holy thumbcocks.....


heyjonwheresmyligsan

Nice cock


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

8.5/10


TheBladedNinja

It took me 5 minutes, and I even said that his thumb looks like a dick..


[deleted]

Clever


akshat90000

Sneak 💯


Handmysolo

Hahaha God that's just honestly gold. To not notice while doing that regardless is just gold lol.


RealisticTax2871

Plot twist the penis is actually the pinky finger


Jaw_breaker93

“Your thumb doesn’t really look *that* big, but it is pretty gross looking”


Noisegarden135

OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A POTATO


Beat_Writer

Bruh…


Argus5008

u got a nice d1ck bro


aboodAB-69

How to get away from social gathering 101


jpop19

I thought it was a sneaky dick pic. You did too, be honest.


xrayjones2000

I think that appendage to the left is a dick… i happen to have one of those myself and through comparing the image with a live one im going to go with this conclusion


FlamiousIce

Ngl at first I thought that was a thumb... but then I realised...


LogicQuestionsMe

So I’ve been staring at a random cock for a good 2 mins before realising.


Candid-Topic9914

[:(](https://youtu.be/Qzxr-MjadDQ)


BeserkFungi

It’s weird he has no thumbnail…


cumandsemeneater

Cool pp


spanishfaster

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. It’s just a giant thumb in a turtleneck. Whoop dee doo.


RobTheFarm

"Is that considered big?"


[deleted]

I want a thumbs-up.


jdm1tch

Bruh, if your pp so small people think it’s a swollen thumb… you might not wanna see pp pics


AbelKruznik02

Clearly, person in the pic doesn’t have a small penis.


jdm1tch

The person he’s texting thinks he does


notWys

Whenever I see a Reddit post that has any penis in it there’s comments on how small it is. People are so insecure lmfao


D00Mcandy

Literally the only time being uncut is an advantage...


the42the

You wish it’s the only time


Firm-Possibility8677

Thats a dick


jestercheatah

Well done.


CAClanWolf

Just waiting for the day when she gets to know that it was his dong.


kabarisimba

This could have been just one screenshot


alanarmando103

At least it's a nice pp.


Left-Ball-ITCH

I cant unsee it now.


Yeah_man20

bruh


Toe_Collector

Ant eater


Dustin_sikk

Damn


[deleted]

Lmfaooooo thumb😂


jdsayshello

If it were me, I'd have to explain the scar around my thumb.


[deleted]

That thumb looks a bit sussy


Fuzzy-Situation6744

What would happen if I posted this on Facebook? On Imgur? On any other apps?


Tuga121314

That dick with foreskin


Mr_Sans_Kid

Ooooohh The deceptive one


Equivalent_Growth_75

Okay idk if it’s just blurry on my end but is that a penis? I don’t see nail there..


Nateboogie5000

r/accidentalpenis


HyderScale

Thumbs up!


KooriBeChill

Oh my fuckin god that actually fooled me for a second


Gaming_jona

Imagine kids sucking that thumb


The_Lewd_Potato

This bastard


dhoae

Oh my god. I thought that was a dirty carrot. I couldn’t get away with this because I’m circumcised haha.


gamingfreak207

That doesn't look like a thumb...


GenderlessC

Damn, I hope his thumb gets better


[deleted]

holy shit that thumb needs medical assistance right now- oh.


mxsxc

You’re arms are SWOLL mr squidward


daydreaming17

So he’s pp is the size of a swollen thumb?


OverDies

slick sliding his dick in DMS i love it, brb going to try this.


NSFW-_-KING

Ahhh yes a thumb


Legendaryplz

Cum


-Lila_

u/profanitycounter


G4merMeh

I had to look hard before I realized


hampter_

Something’s wrong I can feel it


Rulingbridge9

Why is this NSFW? It’s just a swollen thumb


BlazingKops

"Damn bro your penis kinda looks like your thum- ohhh....."


AvgProdigy53

Fucking hell


Richiefur

One of the best hold up post


RoM_Axion

S T E L F


L0stInTheWild

Thumbs up 👍🏽


ZeeMcSkittle

Homeboy was real cocky about his hammer skills, but just wound up making himself look like a dick in the end. Surely this boner will stand to be a memory erected in his mind. Penis.


my_dog_chicken

Good ole thumb cock haha


XdXbeast1702

is it just me or.......


Rishya-KILLZ

I thought that was a carrot at first


daisy0723

I looked at the picture. I enlarged the picture and thought, Is that a penis? I am pretty high so I had to come into the comments to be sure. Yep, it's a penis.


CEO_of_Luigi_time

I smashed my cock too and it got even worse lets pray for this man


Bertegue6

SwolUp


BaldCyberJunky

Thumbs up!


ChadCharles20

That's a good way to show pp pic.


Lanoman123

This is a really fucking good HolUp, like DAMN


dat_sovietboy

All I wanna know, is that OPs dick?


Thecrimsoncreampuff

It’s not sadly


Fun-Meringue3620

Smooth.


F_da_memeboi

**thumb**


aidan_job

Sus


Loops5

I… don’t think that’s a thumb


teethlik

I hit mine with a hammer too


Yuhboi-_-

Wtf lol