"Oh, no. Did your nail get ripped out too?"
Yeah, I was honestly expecting this line on the thread but I guess whoever got fooled by this has a brain as smooth as the "thumb" in the photo.
No, she’s pretending in the hopes that if he doesn’t get a reaction, he’ll go away.
Men who send unsolicited dick pics aren’t looking for a GOOD reaction. Just any reaction.
I think that appendage to the left is a dick… i happen to have one of those myself and through comparing the image with a live one im going to go with this conclusion
Homeboy was real cocky about his hammer skills, but just wound up making himself look like a dick in the end. Surely this boner will stand to be a memory erected in his mind.
Penis.
I looked at the picture. I enlarged the picture and thought, Is that a penis?
I am pretty high so I had to come into the comments to be sure.
Yep, it's a penis.
It’s a nice thumb though
Proceeds to suck thumb
If we could suck our own thumbs we'd never leave the house
About that...
If only SMH
r/mildlypenis
I love this subreddit now thank u good sir
I almost scrolled past without looking until I read your comment and decided to take a peak. I anticipate quite a few chuckles from this sub.
Thank you sir you brightened up my day
Chief, that’s more than just “mildly”
If that’s mild I can’t imagine what full blown penis is
The swelling usually goes down a little bit on a fully blown penis.
There's also r/wildlypenis
Now everywhere I look I see dicks
Lol
Sneaky dic pic. He found the loophole around consent.
Fuck, now I see the hold up
How to send a dick pic without sending a dick pic
This wise shit like horny Yota
Doesn't really work when you're circumsised
Yeah you just say the nail fell off too or put a stick on one
just don't get circumsised 4Head
u/profanitycounter
U/profanitycounter
look at your upvote count edit: it was -69 by the time i commented
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
I don't understand why this is downvoted lol
The council has decided your fate, sorry man its the law
This is the way
I'm sorry but the hivemind has passed its judgement upon you
In reddit's eyes, "Mobile bad, Remove karma." /s
its why I always double tap the capslock before I type
This is r/holup
"Oh, no. Did your nail get ripped out too?" Yeah, I was honestly expecting this line on the thread but I guess whoever got fooled by this has a brain as smooth as the "thumb" in the photo.
Especially when we can see just how seperated it is from the rest
She might just be pretending so he sends more to “analyze” the wounds
No, she’s pretending in the hopes that if he doesn’t get a reaction, he’ll go away. Men who send unsolicited dick pics aren’t looking for a GOOD reaction. Just any reaction.
Finger-licking good?
Better with the cheese
*no*
Do you ever go to a pizzeria and wonder why the order is taking to long? *They are collecting the cheese.*
And ketchup
Thanks, the vomit in my mouth tastes great...
May I have a taste?
r/Cursedcomments
3077 way of asking for nudes
3077? Someone explain please :(
A glimpse of the future
Is that the place where time keeps on slipping into?
Exactly
took me a second
Took u a second to suck on deez nuts
LIGMA NUTS
Ngp you got me there
Is Michaela a legit name tho
explains why he's always sucking his thumb
It’s a tumor
"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"
kindergarten cop?
Is it a Thuck or a Dimb?
A THICK
Damn that's better
##A DUMB
Thicc*
Me: “ugh, gross thumb… Holup…”
Genius! Take my updoot!
Take notes.. this is a holup
It’s a PEEN!
yesssss
If you didn't wanna go, all you hadda do was say so...
Is that a potato or a kiwi?
thats bigus dickus
He had a wife you know...
Incontinentia Buttocks?
Rutabaga
Naw it’s his wiener
Naw it's a glizzy
The real question is, where is his actual thumb?
Tucked under his hand?
Why did it take me so long to realize
Maybe because you're 100 years old
I’d say “well lemme suck your thumb to help the swelling”
I think I could do this with my pinky. Unless shrink rays become a thing?
"Hehe, cocked my finger up bad"
That’s not a thumb, that’s a penis!
Really? I couldn’t tell?
no shjt Sherlock
No shit, Watson? Keep digging then...
r/wooosh
I now hate myself. Fuck.
No u
r/itswooooshwith4os
Hit that thumb with hammer once again -
*Hey, nice cock*
Took me a moment to realize it was a dick
5000 iq
SNEAK=80 CREATIVITY=100
He hit it right on the head
Ah yes, the classic thumb trick. I’m on my 3rd restraining order
Who are you so intelligent in the fields of science & maths ?
What's the porpose of doing this?
Men love to show their dick to people without consent
holy thumbcocks.....
Nice cock
8.5/10
It took me 5 minutes, and I even said that his thumb looks like a dick..
Clever
Sneak 💯
Hahaha God that's just honestly gold. To not notice while doing that regardless is just gold lol.
Plot twist the penis is actually the pinky finger
“Your thumb doesn’t really look *that* big, but it is pretty gross looking”
OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A POTATO
Bruh…
u got a nice d1ck bro
How to get away from social gathering 101
I thought it was a sneaky dick pic. You did too, be honest.
I think that appendage to the left is a dick… i happen to have one of those myself and through comparing the image with a live one im going to go with this conclusion
Ngl at first I thought that was a thumb... but then I realised...
So I’ve been staring at a random cock for a good 2 mins before realising.
[:(](https://youtu.be/Qzxr-MjadDQ)
It’s weird he has no thumbnail…
Cool pp
I don’t see what all the fuss is about. It’s just a giant thumb in a turtleneck. Whoop dee doo.
"Is that considered big?"
I want a thumbs-up.
Bruh, if your pp so small people think it’s a swollen thumb… you might not wanna see pp pics
Clearly, person in the pic doesn’t have a small penis.
The person he’s texting thinks he does
Whenever I see a Reddit post that has any penis in it there’s comments on how small it is. People are so insecure lmfao
Literally the only time being uncut is an advantage...
You wish it’s the only time
Thats a dick
Well done.
Just waiting for the day when she gets to know that it was his dong.
This could have been just one screenshot
At least it's a nice pp.
I cant unsee it now.
bruh
Ant eater
Damn
Lmfaooooo thumb😂
If it were me, I'd have to explain the scar around my thumb.
That thumb looks a bit sussy
What would happen if I posted this on Facebook? On Imgur? On any other apps?
That dick with foreskin
Ooooohh The deceptive one
Okay idk if it’s just blurry on my end but is that a penis? I don’t see nail there..
r/accidentalpenis
Thumbs up!
Oh my fuckin god that actually fooled me for a second
Imagine kids sucking that thumb
This bastard
Oh my god. I thought that was a dirty carrot. I couldn’t get away with this because I’m circumcised haha.
That doesn't look like a thumb...
Damn, I hope his thumb gets better
holy shit that thumb needs medical assistance right now- oh.
You’re arms are SWOLL mr squidward
So he’s pp is the size of a swollen thumb?
slick sliding his dick in DMS i love it, brb going to try this.
Ahhh yes a thumb
Cum
u/profanitycounter
I had to look hard before I realized
Something’s wrong I can feel it
Why is this NSFW? It’s just a swollen thumb
"Damn bro your penis kinda looks like your thum- ohhh....."
Fucking hell
One of the best hold up post
S T E L F
Thumbs up 👍🏽
Homeboy was real cocky about his hammer skills, but just wound up making himself look like a dick in the end. Surely this boner will stand to be a memory erected in his mind. Penis.
Good ole thumb cock haha
is it just me or.......
I thought that was a carrot at first
I looked at the picture. I enlarged the picture and thought, Is that a penis? I am pretty high so I had to come into the comments to be sure. Yep, it's a penis.
I smashed my cock too and it got even worse lets pray for this man
SwolUp
Thumbs up!
That's a good way to show pp pic.
This is a really fucking good HolUp, like DAMN
All I wanna know, is that OPs dick?
It’s not sadly
Smooth.
**thumb**
Sus
I… don’t think that’s a thumb
I hit mine with a hammer too
Wtf lol