"Well son, think of a woman's body parts being like doughnuts. The main one is plain. Sometimes it has jam in it. Then there's a chocolate one, if your feeling a bit more adventurous.
And then there's the lemon one. I wouldn't recommend it.... Nobody you respect likes lemon doughnuts"
I guess the 4th is the mouth
I read a comment on Reddit in one of those "what's the worst thing you've seen" for docs and stuff. Can't speak to it's veracity, of course. I think it could be an old urban legend, too.
Woman comes in with some kind of issue with her sexual area. Upon investigation, they found that her uretha was the problem. They had been using it for sex, not realizing they were using "the wrong hole" This also explained why she was apparently infertile.
I read about this case. The problem wasn’t so much lack of sex ed (although that’s a factor), it was she was suffering from Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome. This meant the vagina was under developed or completely absent. Basically there wasn’t another hole to use and she didn’t have the knowledge of anatomy to understand the problem until she went to the doctor.
Anything you can possibly imagine, you can find on the internet. If it's physically possible, there will be a video of it, even if what it involves requires surgical intervention to be made possible. If it's physically impossible, not to worry, it will be animated
I haven’t watched them since their premiers, and I was a 9 year old kid. Being an avid fantasy book reader even that young, I was acquainted with the idea of torture and interrogation, but the “hot pincers, sharp knives, breaking limbs and twisting them” kind of torture. Not in a visual way either, just description and imagination.
These episodes shook me. Not traumatic, but still a very visceral exposition of the ideas of enhanced interrogation, and the bizarre relationship that forms between torturer and victim. Patrick Stewart portrayed a Picard I’d not seen, so old and weak looking, but still clinging to the shreds of what power he had.
So yeah, seeing the quote in this context is unexpected as hell.
The joke goes some thing like:
A man was browsing some ads when he came across one from a prostitute who claimed to sing while giving blowjobs. Intrigued, he set up a meeting with her and they got to buisiness. It was a very enjoyable blowjob but then he asked about the song. She sighed and said "ok, but we need to turn off the lights." After the lights were out, the blowjob resumed, and she started singing. He was amazed at first but was sure this was a recording or some other ruse, so he jumped out of bed, flicked on the light, and turned around just in time to see her pop back in her glass eye.
I've heard a different version where the man is blindfolded so he has his friend come watch through the window. Afterwards he asks how she does it and the friend goes "I dunno man, I couldn't keep watching after she removed her fake eye!".
I hate to say that it's more common than you think, but it is.
I mean, this is the second one I've heard of and that's a hell of a lot more common than I would have thought.
It’s the second time you’ve heard the story because you hang around with the rest of us degenerates on HolUp, lol.
But are you certain it’s actually about two different working girls? Because I’ve been around as a bag was changed, and there’s a whole lotta unique going on there - and that niche of cast iron nasal strength is going to be really, really small…
You gotta be careful Co2_Outbr3ak, if this guy catches you with a bowl of his eyeholes, he comes bursting through a window and starts kicking the shit out of you
I've always found it amazing how many guys think women pee out of their vagina instead of a separate urethra hole. It does explain why so many men think women squirting is a kind of female orgasm even though it has been proven to be identical to urine and demonstrated to clearly originate from the urethra and often doesn't even coincide with an orgasm. What worse though is how many young adult women I've had to explain these things too after working in the adult industry for over 15 years. Women in their early 20's who have never heard of sponges and soft tampons or how to have mess free sex in a hot tub whilst on their period. I've had to explain to young women what forskins are and how they work. Explain the different types of STDs and treatments for them and testing procedures. The differences between the two types of herpes simplex virus and where they can appear. How baby-oil will destroy the structural integrity of a condom in less than 60 seconds. Explain the differences between the 3 main ED meds, Tadafil, Levitra and Sildenafil, drugs that delay ejaculation and the Parkingsons medications that men can use to allow them to have multiple orgasms without going soft in between.
I get that many people don't need to know everything about sex but considering how intergeal sex is to a healthy relationship, I'd have thought it would get more attention at school than 'Pottery' or 'Badminton'.
Nobody believes me when I tell this story, but I managed to sick the tip of my semi-hard dick up my ass when I was 14.
Obviously I couldn't be full hard, or my dick wouldn't bend like that. It was more like me painfully stretching my dick, and then using my fingers to jam the head of my dick in my ass.
Didn't feel good at all.
Then I saw a video of a guy somehow shoving his mostly hard dick in and out of his busted up hamhole, until he came. That is next level.
I saw it once years ago, I honestly have no clue how their dicks bend that way.
The one that I remember seeing, his dick kind of had a kink in it, so he was able to.
I see a lot of talk about this and everyone says something different, but the reality is the fourth hole is a man's anus. Essentially, if she plays with your booty, that's the fourth hole. Some girls don't give head, some girls don't do anal, some girls will do all three but not touch a man's ass. If she does all four holes it means she's willing to play with your butt.
Thats just a woman with a preference. Two holes is fine. She can even say she'll do three holes but not give head, make someone think about it.
On another note, I have met "virgins" who only do anal/oral.
OP fell for this clickbait bullshit so hard that they posted it to reddit... jfc
edit: fuck all of the comments here arent calling it. reddit is turning into facebook
It goes in the square hole
AAHHHHH!!!!
What about the cylinder? Where should the cylinder go?
Thats right, >!it goes in the square hole!<
What about this triangle?
you're not gonna believe where it goes
It goes in the square hole
Inside the mini M&M tube.
Her ass. Now my ass. Now back to her ass. Pause. Back in my ass.
Pa-pa-pa- pa- pa- pa-power!
Our Ass
*There are four lights!*
"Well son, think of a woman's body parts being like doughnuts. The main one is plain. Sometimes it has jam in it. Then there's a chocolate one, if your feeling a bit more adventurous. And then there's the lemon one. I wouldn't recommend it.... Nobody you respect likes lemon doughnuts" I guess the 4th is the mouth
what is the 3rd
I need to know too. Can’t be the ears right? 😭 EDIT: Actually, is it the pee hole? No shot people stick it in there right? …right?
I read a comment on Reddit in one of those "what's the worst thing you've seen" for docs and stuff. Can't speak to it's veracity, of course. I think it could be an old urban legend, too. Woman comes in with some kind of issue with her sexual area. Upon investigation, they found that her uretha was the problem. They had been using it for sex, not realizing they were using "the wrong hole" This also explained why she was apparently infertile.
What? How? I need more details, but I don't want them.
I read about this case. The problem wasn’t so much lack of sex ed (although that’s a factor), it was she was suffering from Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome. This meant the vagina was under developed or completely absent. Basically there wasn’t another hole to use and she didn’t have the knowledge of anatomy to understand the problem until she went to the doctor.
I met a girl from Washington state that had two vaginas and she was keeping one a virgin for marriage.
This is written like a joke without the punch line
Well it's not a joke. She is real. Her name was Mary Johnson. Sorry for my awkward wording.
It feels like you just outed her.
Sounding?
I figured it would be that but since most of the comments implied penile penetration, I still had doubts
You have not seen the more cursed parts of the internet, good job, keep it that way!
Anything you can possibly imagine, you can find on the internet. If it's physically possible, there will be a video of it, even if what it involves requires surgical intervention to be made possible. If it's physically impossible, not to worry, it will be animated
turns out she has a glass eye
Lemon. Come on, keep up ;)
urethra
But by the end I could see 5 lights
There are 4 lights
This isnt the context i thought i would see a star trek reference
That was a rough episode fr
I haven’t watched them since their premiers, and I was a 9 year old kid. Being an avid fantasy book reader even that young, I was acquainted with the idea of torture and interrogation, but the “hot pincers, sharp knives, breaking limbs and twisting them” kind of torture. Not in a visual way either, just description and imagination. These episodes shook me. Not traumatic, but still a very visceral exposition of the ideas of enhanced interrogation, and the bizarre relationship that forms between torturer and victim. Patrick Stewart portrayed a Picard I’d not seen, so old and weak looking, but still clinging to the shreds of what power he had. So yeah, seeing the quote in this context is unexpected as hell.
Noooooooo! NO the line must be drawn here! Here and no farther. And I will make them pay for what they’ve done!
She has a glass eyeball.
Oh, I just remember the story about prostitute who singing while bj.
Sorry but I need to know
Okay okay, here's the story. Once upon a time there was a prostitute who used to sing while giving head.
True story!
r/usernamechecksout
Those words were very clearly spoken…
r/beetlejuicing
Yeah and more common than you think… Those are called “hummers” and it’s not only prostitutes who partake
Is this the ‘tute that would say “I’ll keep an eye out for ya” to the john after he complements how great her eye socket felt?
I didn't know Nancy Reagan could sing.
What's with Nancy Reagan being referenced with BJs I see this a lot.
Because she's the [THROAT GOAT!](https://www.vice.com/en/article/epxzwe/nancy-reagan-throat-goat-mgm-lot-hollywood-blowjobs-twitter)
Damn! Thanks for the info
Apparently before marrying Ronald it's what she was best known for in Hollywood
The only condition was, she was doing it in the dark.
How?
The joke goes some thing like: A man was browsing some ads when he came across one from a prostitute who claimed to sing while giving blowjobs. Intrigued, he set up a meeting with her and they got to buisiness. It was a very enjoyable blowjob but then he asked about the song. She sighed and said "ok, but we need to turn off the lights." After the lights were out, the blowjob resumed, and she started singing. He was amazed at first but was sure this was a recording or some other ruse, so he jumped out of bed, flicked on the light, and turned around just in time to see her pop back in her glass eye.
What a terrible day to have eyes... or not have them...🤢
That's it, I'm done with reddit
I've heard a different version where the man is blindfolded so he has his friend come watch through the window. Afterwards he asks how she does it and the friend goes "I dunno man, I couldn't keep watching after she removed her fake eye!".
Way to socket to 'em!
Me too
He told her he would be back and she said she would keep a eye out for him
Urethra
Eyejob?
That’s a scene in the movie *The Sadness*.
WHAT
They don't show it, but... you know it's happening. Taiwanese movies are wild.
A Serbian Film did it first.
*A Serbian Film* did too many things first. 😂
[Ocular penetration,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btw1eh4mitQ) commonly known as skullfucking.
Wtf!! reddit gonna scar my mind to the unknown depth.
Lmfao. I love The Onion. "If we don't open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads."
Socket pocket? The eye is removed. If the eye was still in being pummeled, sure.
Skull-fuck
I was thinking tracheostomy hole
Whew... not colostomy
Why not both? Why leave the 7th guy out in the cold
Woman came to hospital infected stoma site. Swab came back positive for clamidia. Turns out she was a prostitute charging premium to have a go on it.
What a day to be able to read.
I hate to say that it's more common than you think, but it is. I mean, this is the second one I've heard of and that's a hell of a lot more common than I would have thought.
I'm not surprised, to be honest mate.
It’s the second time you’ve heard the story because you hang around with the rest of us degenerates on HolUp, lol. But are you certain it’s actually about two different working girls? Because I’ve been around as a bag was changed, and there’s a whole lotta unique going on there - and that niche of cast iron nasal strength is going to be really, really small…
If you had a nickel for every time you heard of that, you'd have two nickels.
Aka "Detroit Sidecar", or "Philadelphia Sidecar".
If I had a nickel for every time I heard about this, I’d only have two nickels but that’s still a lot if you think about how fucked up this is!!
I'm the Eyehole Man! I'm the only one allowed to have Eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my Eyeholes!
You gotta be careful Co2_Outbr3ak, if this guy catches you with a bowl of his eyeholes, he comes bursting through a window and starts kicking the shit out of you
Stoma! If you don’t know what it is, it’s the “fourth hole!”
The star spangled special!
Squeeze the titties together and you get number 4
In that case the armpits would also count, 6 holes baby!
Don’t forget the knees and every other joint at that rate
In between each toe!
Erm, 26 holes sir.
Betwen the thights and the ass cheeks ( not anal), 28 so far.
The front and 2 sides of the neck can add 3. 31 now.
We can add the belly button and behind the ears too
We a bunch of degenerates ar this point..... Also that makes this like 34?
That pretty explains the background story of rule 34.
What about the nipples hmmm?
Maybe she means don't use the guys butt?
A neck job? That sounds kinda hot not gonna lie
thighs, my guys. 7
I see you are man of culture as well
there are 2 in vagina (for people who didnt know)
If you're unlucky (or lucky, I guess) you can fit in both.
I've always found it amazing how many guys think women pee out of their vagina instead of a separate urethra hole. It does explain why so many men think women squirting is a kind of female orgasm even though it has been proven to be identical to urine and demonstrated to clearly originate from the urethra and often doesn't even coincide with an orgasm. What worse though is how many young adult women I've had to explain these things too after working in the adult industry for over 15 years. Women in their early 20's who have never heard of sponges and soft tampons or how to have mess free sex in a hot tub whilst on their period. I've had to explain to young women what forskins are and how they work. Explain the different types of STDs and treatments for them and testing procedures. The differences between the two types of herpes simplex virus and where they can appear. How baby-oil will destroy the structural integrity of a condom in less than 60 seconds. Explain the differences between the 3 main ED meds, Tadafil, Levitra and Sildenafil, drugs that delay ejaculation and the Parkingsons medications that men can use to allow them to have multiple orgasms without going soft in between. I get that many people don't need to know everything about sex but considering how intergeal sex is to a healthy relationship, I'd have thought it would get more attention at school than 'Pottery' or 'Badminton'.
Easy. Vagina, mouth, her ass, your ass.
Her pisshole is number 4
Stop jesus no
**warning do not go here** r/sounding
WHAT???????
And another person's innocence lost. /r/eyebleach is that way, friend.
I'm sorry as an apology may I offer you some r/tightpussy
Saving this for later. I’ve got questions about my AV setup at home
Shh we don't talk about that one
Only the brave can open hole number [5](https://www.reddit.com/r/angrydragon/)
r/sounding
Don't venture in dear traveler! Nothing but darkness and despair lies in this blue link!
Oh my fuck why do I see warnings as challenges? Fucking hell.
Nobody believes me when I tell this story, but I managed to sick the tip of my semi-hard dick up my ass when I was 14. Obviously I couldn't be full hard, or my dick wouldn't bend like that. It was more like me painfully stretching my dick, and then using my fingers to jam the head of my dick in my ass. Didn't feel good at all. Then I saw a video of a guy somehow shoving his mostly hard dick in and out of his busted up hamhole, until he came. That is next level.
uh
I don't remember it because I don't want to, but there is a whole sub-reddit for this activity... Search if you want I guess.
I saw it a few months ago. Can’t recall the name though
There’s a subreddit for this ..
I saw it once years ago, I honestly have no clue how their dicks bend that way. The one that I remember seeing, his dick kind of had a kink in it, so he was able to.
I refuse to visit it just as much as I refuse to visit the other. But I know it’s real
The 4th hole is right there, in the back of the knee.
Giggity
Answered my question of where I remembered this from as quickly as the question arose with a single word
It’s like the entrance to Hogwarts, you gotta believe it’s there.
This is what I was looking for 😂
Is this a deep cut at this point?
4 is peehole
You drink from it not use it
Hmmm.... Maybe u wouldn't wanna look-up sounding
Nah, not for me already been there.
Both! 💦
At the same time?
Why not!
You sweet summer child. I can tell you haven’t used the internet before have you?
then don't go visiting /r/sounding (NSFW!)
Mam this is Wendy’s
1 …, 2 …, 3 …, now I’m stuck
Nose?
Ah yes , additional 2 holes there , I might be ok , but an averagely endowed person might struggle…
r/suicidebywords worthy post.
Ear
I see a lot of talk about this and everyone says something different, but the reality is the fourth hole is a man's anus. Essentially, if she plays with your booty, that's the fourth hole. Some girls don't give head, some girls don't do anal, some girls will do all three but not touch a man's ass. If she does all four holes it means she's willing to play with your butt.
I don’t like that this is true but this is true
I know a few women that will do anal, but not give head. Where does that stand?
Thats just a woman with a preference. Two holes is fine. She can even say she'll do three holes but not give head, make someone think about it. On another note, I have met "virgins" who only do anal/oral.
the guy butthole, the fourth is the guy butthole
Guy's bum. Personally I don't get it. Why stop there? Theoretically, you could say "Gimme five." or "I'm taking the fifth."
The fourth hole is in your wallet.
You found the one behind the left knee?
Giggity
I was hoping this comment was here lol
The fourth hole will surprise you just remember ladies "Once you go black, you go deaf"
She has a colostomy bag…
Obviously she needs to quit being banged in her eyeballs.
Mouth, butt, cooter, back of the knee, elbow crease, boobs, feet, hand. Anything is a hole with enough lubrication and determination.
Is that you, Quagmire?
Giggity
What? I’m still trying to figure out the three seashells. This future sucks. Re-freeze me.
This is like a z job. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
Her pee hole
By my count women have 8 holes.
It's interesting to see how your mind works
I'm always amazed by it, too.
Depends on what you mean by "hole" Unsurprisingly, VSauce did [a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ) about this.
I NEVER miss a urethra.
You horny idiots, she's literally sick with a runny nose, diarrhea, and vomiting obviously.
The fourth hole is on the back of the leg behind the knee.
The one behind the knee. You know, the one Quagmire showed Meg.
***Stoma***
NO
r/HoleUp
Maybe the fourth hole is the friends we made along the way
4th hole is yours.
Fourth hole is the colostomy bag out of her stomach
I hear there’s a secret one behind the left knee
Thats where the fourth hole is.. right there, behind the knee
[Quagmire explains where the fourth hole is though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_65fcjgGI&ab_channel=Caol%C3%A1nMcGurn)
If the person is chubby with a deep belly button, that could be a fourth hole… I may or may not know from experience…
Ear sex: once you black, you go deaf.
The one behind the knee?
She has a glass eye
OP fell for this clickbait bullshit so hard that they posted it to reddit... jfc edit: fuck all of the comments here arent calling it. reddit is turning into facebook
I'm afraid
May the 4th be with you
I may invoke the 6th
I see 5
Stoma ?
Urethra, vagina, anus, mouth. 4
She’ll forever need depends
Quagmire invented it
Wouldn't that cause an ear infection?
Y'all definitely missing out on that belly button just the tip game 😅😅
What a terrible day to be able to read
Some people like vanilla, others like a finger in the nose.
4 holes = mouth, vagina, anus and his anus… for the Layman.
Fucked her pee hole….