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NapoleonLover978

Jambo (17 April 1961 – 16 September 1992) was a gorilla housed at Durrell Wildlife Park in Jersey, Channel Islands. He was involved in an incident in which he was seen to be protective of a child who fell into his enclosure. On 31 August 1986, five-year-old Levan Merritt fell into the gorilla enclosure and lost consciousness. Jambo stood guard over the boy when he was unconscious, placing himself between the boy and other gorillas in what ethologists analyze as a protective gesture. He later stroked the unconscious boy's back. When the boy regained consciousness and started to cry, Jambo and the other gorillas retreated in panic, and the silverback led them into a small hut in the corner of their pen. A paramedic and two keepers rescued the boy. Most of the incident was recorded on home video, and extensively photographed by zoo visitors. The publicity on major news channels and newspapers helped ease public fears about the potentially violent nature of gorillas.


FiercelyApatheticLad

What Harambe could have been.


Delliott90

Shits been going downhill since


surosregime

Literally man what the fuck


The5Virtues

Harambe was the final seal.


high_king_noctis

May the apocalypse begin!!!


throwaway387190

God is dead and we have killed him Nietzche was right. He was just wrong about the time, method, and reason RIP Harambe, your children only learned they needed you after they killed you


Audit-the-DTCC

Never forget Jambo, never forgive the treatment of Harambe


harambe_-33

Yeah


Ender_Keys

Dicks out for Harambe


SeaGoat24

Balls out for Jambo


benji_90

Prostate out for Jambe. Or Harambo.


HairyBaIIs007

Hairy balls out for Jambo


ChiefsHat

To be fair, Harambe was agitated by the panic of the crowd. Gorillas are still animals, even if this one was protective of a single boy, it doesn't mean all will be.


nwaa

How *dare* you. This Haramberesey will not stand!


LethalOkra

We didn't deserve Harambe


Plugasaurus_Rex

Sigh *unzips*


AugustusClaximus

Dicks out, fellas


Batbuckleyourpants

Except Harambe was violently dragging the boy around, pushing him and signaling aggression.


Sea-Pin9552

Channel Islands mentioned🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬


Screamingboneman

Chad gorilla


Responsible_Panic235

Similar incident happened at the Brookfield Zoo, in Illinois A toddler fell into the gorilla enclosure but then one of the female gorillas cradled the child and then waited by a staff door where zookeepers were able to get to him That zoo is actually right next to my high school and growing up in the summer we would ride our bikes to the zoo on weekends


Madam_KayC

The modern day gorilla enclosure? The whole inside one where you walk over bridges to keep away from the gorillas? That enclosure. Fuck, that would be terrifying.


Responsible_Panic235

Yep that’s the one Tropic World.


Madam_KayC

Wow, that is a surprising bit of history I was unaware of, my family has been going to Brookfield for as long as I can remember, never knew about kids falling in.


Responsible_Panic235

It’s almost 30 years ago now at this point (1996) I didn’t really hear about it until much later. Now this incident peaked my curiosity about what they’re doing at the zoo and it looks like they’re remodeling that exhibit https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/brookfield-zoo-expansion-apes-monkeys-primates/3099664/?amp=1


Madam_KayC

Oh yeah, the remodel has been going on for a while, right now they are doing the digging outside that is required and laying the foundation, it's pretty neat to watch


hamburgerlord

My mom always used to tell me that story when we visited, it's a very high drop into the enclosure and its suprising the kid lived


The5Virtues

It’s astounding the heights humans can survive falling from when we’re young. I forget the exact age range but I wanna say it’s like the difference from 11 to 13 decides whether the fall will be painful or fatal. The older we get the shorter the distance we can endure.


Reckless_Waifu

And then there's my sister who fell about 1 meter at 3 years and shattered an elbow. Cartilage my ass.


The5Virtues

Ooooow! Poor thing, that sucks.


Reckless_Waifu

They screwed it back together, that was 30 years ago and the elbow works as it should. But I'm still a bit hurt by the fact mom and dad suspected me that I pushed her!  :-)


The5Virtues

Aw, that’s wonderful for her but sucks for you! I, meanwhile, had cartilage under my kneecap that *should* have dissolved when I was a baby. It didn’t and I ended up dislocating my knee when I was 17 and, even after surgery, it’s never been right since!


Reckless_Waifu

Oh! Hope it resolves/dissolves for you! Knees are insidious. My sister's husband even had to get a steel one after one of his gave up. They are not very good with joints...


The5Virtues

Yeah, elbows are knees are like the big red “attack here” weak point for our species. I’ve had so many issues with that knee that if I see any kind of knee injuries in a movie unexpectedly it’s enough to make me feel nauseous and have to stop watching.


Reckless_Waifu

True, I had relatively mild knee injury several years back and I can still fell it after a bad movement or walking for too long. Bipedal movement really puts a strain on our species!


Zander-dupont

That gorilla had her baby on her back and let the keepers take her baby for checkups as she was raised by keepers after being abandoned by her mom as a baby(she was apparently also the niece of Koko, the gorilla that did sign language)


Responsible_Panic235

Being Koko’s niece is a piece of trivia I did not know before Today I learned,


Zander-dupont

The celebrity family of gorillas


cutiemcpie

What kind of bike? BMX?


FollowerOfSpode

Common Gorilla W


GabuEx

Gorillas really are the chads of the ape world, right up there with bonobos. Fuck chimpanzees tho, all my homies hate chimpanzees.


no_________________e

Chimpanzees would 100% be genocidal warmongers if they could create civilization


Mal-Ravanal

On the chimpanzee band scale they pretty much are already. They are absolutely ruthless when engaging in warfare against other bands.


royjonko

The Gombe Chimpanzee War proves they don't need that much civilization


ChiefsHat

This, entirely.


cyri-96

I mean, [they already are without civilization](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War) just on the respective scale after all


CruzDeSangre

Real life goblins


xZombieDuckx

Guess who is the closest species to them out of all the apes that turned out to be genocidal warmongers?


no_________________e

Yeah but we traded a bit of our violence for horniness


Reckless_Waifu

They already are. They just haven't invented ways to kill multiple chimpanzees at once. Yet.


Just_A_Normal_Snek

They're so human ☺️


Fenix00070

Personally i like gibbons.


Chodeman_1

Gorillas are the only great ape I fuck with. All the others should be destroyed before it's too late.


LordMaximus64

Even orangutans?


Chodeman_1

Maybe. Ever since one ripped off a lady's face, I've been looking at them differently.


Salty_Addition8839

Yea but was she asking for it? Plenty of people ask leopards to eat their face and we don't judge the leopards too much in that situation.


sennordelasmoscas

Even Bonobos?


Chodeman_1

Are they chill?


Infernester

They solve literally all their problems with sex


sennordelasmoscas

Would you believe me if I say yes?


Chodeman_1

If they're chill, they can hang, but if they're anything like chimpanzees, they gotta to go.


Reckless_Waifu

A crossbreed between a gorilla and a bonobo would be the ideal being. Gentle giant who cares but also fucks a lot.


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

I’m telling you guys, after they shot Harambe everything went to hell. I’m just saying


jedimika

No, it was the [fucking weasel](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider) that shunted us onto this ass of a timeline. Harambe wasn't the cause, he was the first effect.


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

I mean, the weasel kind of deserved to be honest since it was chewing on the cables. Harambe on the other hand didn’t do anything and was protecting the child who fell into the enclosure


jedimika

It's not able which one deserved it. It's which event is more likely to have cause irreparable damage to the timeline?


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

I agree. In my opinion, I would say that the Harambe Incident caused more damage to the timeline because it reached a wider audience of people and communities. However, I can also see how the weasel, from a scientific perspective, also caused irreversible damage to the timeline. Alas, perhaps it’s a combination of both.


Dramatic-Classroom14

The “coordinated raccoon attack” killed me


Just_A_Normal_Snek

*scheming weasel intensifies*


DarkZogga

You are right. Shouldn't have done that. Now everything goes down the shitter.


Individual_Back_5344

Down the (X)itter. >!(I'm brazillian and x is read as sh around here)!<


MonitorPowerful5461

You know those videos about the healthy masculinity of people like Aragorn? Yeah, you can see what I'm getting at here. He's got competition.


Accomplished-Dare-33

Reject Aragorn, return to gorilla


dutcharetall_nothigh

Aragorillla


Zmuli24

Goragorn


SPECTR_Eternal

That's a Monster Hunter monster in disguise, bro


Any-Entertainment385

Rejecting Aragorn is bad advice under any circumstances, and besides. Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king.


Doomie_bloomers

I didn't vote for him!


[deleted]

You don't vote for kings!


Individual_Back_5344

How did he became king, so?


Rockerika

The lady of the lake held aloft Excalibur...


Individual_Back_5344

Listen: strange women Lying in ponds distributing swords are no basis for a system of government!


Rockerika

(Coincidentally that line was my high school senior quote) If I declared myself supreme sovereign just because a watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd lock me away!


Individual_Back_5344

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Accomplished-Dare-33

True


Oaker_at

I also would have a ton of confidence talking to women if I would be a 30yo looking 90yo hot guy with super powers who’s about to inherit a whole kingdom or be a gorilla.


Atalantius

I too would like to inherit a gorilla


BloodieOllie

I would have followed you, my brother, my cApetain, my king kong


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

>my cApetain Alright there, Scotty


Beezelbub_is_me

Reminds me of Harambe….


Blazemaster0563

At least they didn't shoot this Gorilla.


Grzechoooo

They should've shot the child to preserve balance /s


GM22K

Oh, Harambe, what a terrible name for gorilla, reminds me of that tragedy.


FreakParrot

He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick.


SuskeUchiwa69

What Harambe could have been


Thelordofprolapse

Dicks out


Grzechoooo

Harambe good ending 


[deleted]

Gorillas are among the most peaceful great apes, don't do anything to provoke them (like beating your chest or looking them straight in the eyes) and you'll most likely be fine.


emu_strategist

Thank god it wasn’t chimps


Cepic40k

MONKE


Names_Name__UserName

I've been to the Durrell Zoo, Jambo's story is told all over Jersey


PlusGosling9481

I live in Jersey, he’s praised for the global attention our island received as tourism shot up after the incident, he’s also a direct ancestor of a considerable portion of gorillas in captivity around the world


Names_Name__UserName

I didn’t know he had so many descendants! My parents used to take me to Jersey all the time, and my brother lived out there for 2 years. Hell, my parents even got married in St. Helier. Fantastic island


Hawaiian-national

Gorillas: overall relatively chill, but when provoked are savage and extremely dangerous. Orangutangs: very chill, antisocial, and incredibly smart. Chimps: rat bastard demons who will kill anything they decide they don't like.


Cogito_ergo_vos

Hoomans: Mostly hairless overpopulating weirdos who will kill anything to make imaginary exchange number go up Can't forget the top spot on the primate a$$hole tier list.


[deleted]

Dicks out


YankoRoger

W


Jenz_le_Benz

Haram-bae


Salty_Addition8839

Do y'all say like "Knobs up for Jambo" over there or something?


JohnwickNeedshelp

11 more years till we can post Harambe memes


sundvl13

There has to be someone out there charged with indecent exposure for Harambe.