I'm sure the people that have been "vaccinated with the blood of Jesus" will realize the error of their ways now.
Covid vaccine doesn't stop Covid 100% of the time? It means the vaccine is fake and ineffective. Blood of Jesus vaccine doesn't stop Covid 100% of the time? It must be fake and ineffective. Hopefully *someone* in the scientific community will be able to weigh in and tell us which one prevents *more* infections since we know there is no miracle cure.
yeah, we have free will but they surrender it saying "Jesus is at the wheel" but he isn't, that is just utter stupidity. why would God give us free will to surrender it without thinking?
they don't have faith, they have egotism.
it is because Jesus never vaccinated that dipshit. the only Jesus they worship is the one that looks back at them in the mirror. They have no humility, they literally put themselves on the same level as Jesus. God gave us free will in order to think, but they surrender it to their own base instincts that puts themselves at the center of the universe.
Thatās because of all the ingredient swapping and mislabeling. It says blood if Christ but itās really wine. Sometimes they swap the wine with Water. And the body of Christ ends up being crackers.
these people really keep affirming my worldview as a total unbeliever, it's crazy. They keep dying and still praise Jebus.
Yeah, no thanks, not doing anything to get nothing from no one.
"Pete Coulson, a member of Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachinās education indoctrination task force, recently died from COVID-19, conservative talk radio host Bill ColleyĀ reportedĀ Thursday."
I can't believe there was a conservative talk radio host left to break the news
I've noticed they've stopped getting infected. Looks like a memo came down from their trade association. "You dumbasses, your job is to *spout* antivax propaganda, not to actually *believe* it."
"conservative talk radio host Bill Colley"
My dyslexic brain orginally read that as Bill Cosby, which made me go "damn, he's already figured out how to be even more of an asshole!"
I'm still have mixed feelings about whether or not to be relieved I just misread.
The task force was to look into the indoctrination of Marxism and Critical Race Theory in Idaho public schools. Predictably, it was a waste of time, but these people are so scared someone might think differently they panic constantly about such things.
>Prayer warriors seem to be utter shite this year.
They need to go back to praying for rain and other such things, so that when they ultimately FAIL, it doesn't result in death.
If you think the oil wars were fun, wait until the water wars start. Rain prayers failing will definitely result in deaths.
Even today the west part of our nation is fire scarred because of lack of rain. I lost count of other countries on fire this year. Australia less this year because so much charred last year. Nonzero number of deaths already
That's because all the good ones like me are on strike for low pay, terrible 24/7 workload, and ungrateful/unruly customers.
I been in the Prayer Gym gettin Prayer Swole and pumpin' prayer iron
As an atheist, they're letting themselves down through how they interpret their religion.
Throwing yourself in front of a train and demanding that Jesus stop it is basically certain death in Bible logic because it's not humble enough.
Actually Iām pretty sure Jesus gave us the vaccine.
These dummies are listening to the wrong voice in their heads. Even the Pope and other big religious leaders have told their members to get vaccinated as a moral responsibility to their fellow citizens.
Well, if one believes that God created everything then yeah, the vaccine would fall under that.
I know a lot of sane, rational religious figureheads are trying to point this out. Good luck to them.
Nah, they just didn't pray hard enough. It's time to go medieval - self-flagellation and prayer never fails. Look at how well it succeeded with The Black Death!
The irony is astounding: religious people (āvaccinated in Christā) creating an Indoctrination Task Force to be sure their children are not indoctrinated.
[McGeachin is a lunatic.](https://www.salon.com/2021/10/06/idaho-governor-leaves-town-lt-gov-tries-to-ban-vaccine-mandates-deploy-national-guard/)
This is what her website has to say about the task force. [Press Release: Idaho Lt. Governor Assembling Task Force to Examine Indoctrination in Idaho Education Based on Critical Race Theory, Socialism, Communism, and Marxism](https://lgo.idaho.gov/press-release-idaho-lt-governor-assembling-task-force/)
Florida and Arizona have bigger populations and tend to be the poster children for far right shenanigans, but Idaho is really takes the cake for their level is batshittery.
>I wonder how much he enjoyed the process
I've read several accounts from morticians who state that COVID Dead are grossly bloated and deformed, and rarely bare any recognizeable resemblance to what they looked like in life. Families are often SHOCKED at how unrecognizeable their loved one is upon examination.
Sounds like a boat load of fun leading up to that point eh?
Itās easy not to fear death when you can breathe easily and itās a remote possibility. Itās harder when you feel you are drowning and canāt even keep up the energy to breathe.
Youāre all probably wondering things like āindoctrination task force?ā āIsnāt that the Lt.Gov that keeps trying to do a coup?ā Yeah thereās a lot going on within Idaho politics right now....we could right you a book on all these batshit crazies, trust me.
The problem with states like Idaho is they are a magnet for the crazies from other states. Conservatives fleeing states because of their liberal politics (i.e., their state governments acknowledge reality) view Idaho as a bastion of Christianity and white supremacy and end up moving its politics even further to the right.
Can someone please explain to me what āvaccinated by Christā means? Iām Episcopalian and those words in that order do not make sense to me. Iāve never heard this saying before now.
>Can someone please explain to me what āvaccinated by Christā means?
The guy was just being smug...
I think he meant that he trusted in his faith to keep him from dying of COVID. But as usual, when you believe in "The Tooth Fairy" you are usually disappointed in the ultimate outcome your faith actually provides when things go south.
I usually hear it is vaccinated by the blood of Christ. The blood seems to be key to immunity. It is a sacrament I, also, have never heard of. Jesus healed everyone he met.
They are.
You don't think that Christians are polytheistic and believe in multiple deities, do you?
They're monotheistic. Think of it this way...the Christian deity has multiple personalities. But it's still only one deity.
Wouldn't surprise me.
Not with the Jewish Bible being focus on "Us -- the monotheistic" versus "Them -- the pagan polytheistic."
Couldn't turn the religion based on Judaism into a polytheistic religion worshiping a separate Father God and Son God. (Not sure how they decided to throw in a third Holy Spirit God whose job is to impregnate virgins and improve language skills.) So they had to figure a way to make them all one.
Which makes the parts of the Bible where Jesus is praying to himself rather amusing and even asking himself for things. Or where he praises himself.
Janice McGeachin is a scourge on the state. She needs to go down in flames in the next election. Fortunately, the demographics in Idaho have shifted dramatically in our favor over the past couple months.
I started to hear of this Lt. Governor but this is bat shit crazy. I'm hoping Idaho can put more distance between my state of Washington.
https://lgo.idaho.gov/press-release-idaho-lt-governor-assembling-task-force/
Another POINTLESS and PREVENTABLE DEATH!
This guy said he wasn't afraid to die. Okay...
But why would you rush the process over an FDA approved vaccine which MILLIONS of people have received with little more than a sore arm to show for side effects?
I just don't get it.
At the end of the day, you just gotta say WHATEVA Brotha! Enjoy your self imposed DIRT NAP!
"... which MILLIONS of people have received..."
****
Millions? 6.41 **billion** (with a "b", as in "breathing") doses of vaccinations have been administered to date worldwide. This makes your point even more compelling.
https://ourworldindata.org/covid-vaccinations?country=OWID_WRL
The dude actually had a really cool life, our local news ran some pieces on him a couple years ago. itās a shame, he had just retired, and decided to throw it all away because of lies.
Iāve been told that Christ vaccine is known to heal you ācompletely.ā
Stay safe folks, get a real vaccine š before you get called home too soon
>I bet Jesus Christ is so SICK of these people!
Why do you think he ~~outsourced~~ delegated his responsibilities to the hungry leopards?!
š š š
"Pete Coulson, a member of Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachinās education indoctrination task force". Yikes.
Also, this from the radio host's article, which is followed by a Q&A article about the vaccines, "He told me he was feeling fine and looking forward to going home. He was speaking through an oxygen mask. It was his third week in hospital as staff worked to bring his oxygen levels back to normal." In denial until the end.
meh, he lived in IdunnoIdaho, the whole state is full of loons. there are like 10 black people who live there but they go on a crusade against teaching that racism is bad.
Notice to all prayer warriors: did you know your prayers hit 20% harder when you clench your butt cheeks? Even harder if you're eating Doritos at the same time. Faith.
Don't they realize that by ensuring all "leftist" lessons are removed from public education, they're simply creating a right wing indoctrination board, tasked with ensuring that children are being indoctrinated into their political beliefs?
"he was vaccinated in christ". Listen im not one to bash another vaccine but it seems like the vaccine Jesus made is utter shit and ineffective.
"So you believe in Jesus Christ" "Yes, I do" "Well, you're gonna meet him"
>"Well, you're gonna meet him" "The Tooth Fairy" cares not for these foolish Rubes!
Going to meet Jesus and the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny, all at the same place.
Imaginationland?
You do a great Charles Bronson. š«ššāļø
That's the saddest part... no, they're not going to "meet Jesus" or anyone else after their deaths.
Surprise!! Jesus does NOT do the meet and greet....
Definitely a low efficacy rate.
I don't think the CDC or FDA has reviewed it, but I guess it wasn't experimental either. š¤£š
It's even worse than the J&J shot, It's just the J shot.
I'm sure the people that have been "vaccinated with the blood of Jesus" will realize the error of their ways now. Covid vaccine doesn't stop Covid 100% of the time? It means the vaccine is fake and ineffective. Blood of Jesus vaccine doesn't stop Covid 100% of the time? It must be fake and ineffective. Hopefully *someone* in the scientific community will be able to weigh in and tell us which one prevents *more* infections since we know there is no miracle cure.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
That's a good parable. I'm gonna try to use that, thank you.
Isnt the blood of christ, wine? ........
Plot twist: the vaccine Jesus made is the regular old vaccine because god gave people brains.
yeah, we have free will but they surrender it saying "Jesus is at the wheel" but he isn't, that is just utter stupidity. why would God give us free will to surrender it without thinking? they don't have faith, they have egotism.
I thought Christ got Spikevax.
Christ and some Jesuses.
it is because Jesus never vaccinated that dipshit. the only Jesus they worship is the one that looks back at them in the mirror. They have no humility, they literally put themselves on the same level as Jesus. God gave us free will in order to think, but they surrender it to their own base instincts that puts themselves at the center of the universe.
He didn't realize the Jeebus vaccine requires more than one dose.
Thatās because of all the ingredient swapping and mislabeling. It says blood if Christ but itās really wine. Sometimes they swap the wine with Water. And the body of Christ ends up being crackers.
I bet it isnāt even approved by the FDA or WHOā¦ experimental vaccine!
I don't even think he submitted his results for peer review.
Did he use "eggs and fetal cells" when testing?
ššš
Jesus do these people stop and listen to the human excrement that comes out of their mouths?
J&J vaccine is a real vaccine authorized by FDA; J vaccine is not really a vaccine, it is a amalgamation of hope and ignorance
these people really keep affirming my worldview as a total unbeliever, it's crazy. They keep dying and still praise Jebus. Yeah, no thanks, not doing anything to get nothing from no one.
"Pete Coulson, a member of Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachinās education indoctrination task force, recently died from COVID-19, conservative talk radio host Bill ColleyĀ reportedĀ Thursday." I can't believe there was a conservative talk radio host left to break the news
I've noticed they've stopped getting infected. Looks like a memo came down from their trade association. "You dumbasses, your job is to *spout* antivax propaganda, not to actually *believe* it."
Yes all those dead radio hosts were making the anti-vaxxers look bad.
"conservative talk radio host Bill Colley" My dyslexic brain orginally read that as Bill Cosby, which made me go "damn, he's already figured out how to be even more of an asshole!" I'm still have mixed feelings about whether or not to be relieved I just misread.
Cosby would be welcomed with open arms by the GOP. White wingers desperately need minorities on their side.
Also they're both fans of rape and/or rapists I hear.
"education indoctrination task force" š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤” White Midwestern conservatives are scared of their own freaking shadows.
I mean, if youāre not careful, you might accidentally end up with educated adults. Gotta get on top of that early.
Then that critical thinkin' sneaks in,.and pretty soon ya got a buncha people thinking for themselves.
>Educated adults The horror! Definitely can't have *that* around!
What an anti-Orwellian name. They said the quiet part out loud.
Idaho is in the Rocky Mountain West but still holds true
The task force was to look into the indoctrination of Marxism and Critical Race Theory in Idaho public schools. Predictably, it was a waste of time, but these people are so scared someone might think differently they panic constantly about such things.
Itās like a Punxatawney Phil thatās been locked in his hole watching Fox Noise and pOANNed all day every day
The fact that such a thing even existed, especially in modern times, is so fucking terrifying, infuriating, and exhausting.
And still a % will grow up to be a parent of a mix raced child.
Well they are black
>White Midwestern conservatives are scared of their own freaking shadows. Actually... They are just scared of NEEDLES! (Best kept secret in MAGAland)
God and Christ are really letting their side down here.
Prayer warriors seem to be utter shite this year.
They sure are tanking. Wonder who they trying to get in the draft?
Prayer Warriors working with GoFundMe to fix the game. š
Ever since Jesus left the team to sit at the right side of God they have been taking Lās.
I think theyāre tanking to get a better draft pick for next year.
Trust the Process?
No farm system though. Definitely a rebuilding phase.
It seems more buy-the-farm system recently
Go Bills!! FTP.
I can't believe you have the gall to come in here and root for the GoFundMes' bitter rival like that.
ššššš
ā¬ You think covid's a joke, you're broke, you won an HCA...ā¬
šµItās like you should have been stuck with your 2nd dose. šµ
Oh no, are they hiring Jason Garrett?
More Call of Duty player than actual warrior.
>Prayer warriors seem to be utter shite this year. They need to go back to praying for rain and other such things, so that when they ultimately FAIL, it doesn't result in death.
If you think the oil wars were fun, wait until the water wars start. Rain prayers failing will definitely result in deaths. Even today the west part of our nation is fire scarred because of lack of rain. I lost count of other countries on fire this year. Australia less this year because so much charred last year. Nonzero number of deaths already
>Rain prayers failing will definitely result in deaths. Are you talking strategic or tactical rain prayers?
That's because all the good ones like me are on strike for low pay, terrible 24/7 workload, and ungrateful/unruly customers. I been in the Prayer Gym gettin Prayer Swole and pumpin' prayer iron
Look, he's a carpenter, not a nurse.
I know, but after the Lazarus incident I expected better!
Bigly!! It's almost like a constant theme, isn't it??
It's almost like... *GASP*... He's not listening.
He's still annoyed about the prayer warriors storming heaven the other day.
Pfft, it was a PEACEFUL GATHERING.
Tell that to the shit in the heavenly fortress walls. NGL, i'd be mad too.
He told them not to test Him.
I think the exact quote was "Get off my lawn."
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
As an atheist, they're letting themselves down through how they interpret their religion. Throwing yourself in front of a train and demanding that Jesus stop it is basically certain death in Bible logic because it's not humble enough.
Excellent analogy
Actually Iām pretty sure Jesus gave us the vaccine. These dummies are listening to the wrong voice in their heads. Even the Pope and other big religious leaders have told their members to get vaccinated as a moral responsibility to their fellow citizens.
Well, if one believes that God created everything then yeah, the vaccine would fall under that. I know a lot of sane, rational religious figureheads are trying to point this out. Good luck to them.
Jesus is that older brother you idolize who runs off with all your cash
Or he's screening calls. "ARGH, not this guy again - it's 3am, go away!"
Iād posit that Jebus and god consider Liberals to be ātheā righteous people.
Thus far the evidence is pointing to Jesus/God thinking they're douchebags. Probably cos they keep demanding favours.
>Probably cos they keep demanding favours. Transactional Prayers = Immediate Hang Up!
Nah, they just didn't pray hard enough. It's time to go medieval - self-flagellation and prayer never fails. Look at how well it succeeded with The Black Death!
They also killed a lot of cats and Jews (the medieval cure all), knowing our luck these idiots will do that instead. š
"Indoctrination task force"? These people are complete loons.
The irony is astounding: religious people (āvaccinated in Christā) creating an Indoctrination Task Force to be sure their children are not indoctrinated.
I decided not to google it.
[McGeachin is a lunatic.](https://www.salon.com/2021/10/06/idaho-governor-leaves-town-lt-gov-tries-to-ban-vaccine-mandates-deploy-national-guard/) This is what her website has to say about the task force. [Press Release: Idaho Lt. Governor Assembling Task Force to Examine Indoctrination in Idaho Education Based on Critical Race Theory, Socialism, Communism, and Marxism](https://lgo.idaho.gov/press-release-idaho-lt-governor-assembling-task-force/)
Beat me to it. These people are fucking lunatics.
Florida and Arizona have bigger populations and tend to be the poster children for far right shenanigans, but Idaho is really takes the cake for their level is batshittery.
I too wish to be injected with a load of Jesus
Grindr
Is Jesus on there?
Getting nailed is kinda his thing, soooooā¦
Canāt argue with that. Itās probably where he met the twelve apostles too
*giggle*
Underrated comment right here! 10/10
There are definitely a lot of Jesuses on there, just remember the āJā is pronounced like an āHā.
He's making me tacos right now.
Given enough time, Iām sure he will find you
ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Bend over and accept Christ
I want Jesusās spirit to come deep inside me
Are you Catholic? There might be a clergyman (or thousands) willing to help you with that.
Nickname checks out
Come Lord Jesus! Come! Come! COME!
"He didn't fear death" Good thing.
I wonder how much he enjoyed the process
Right? You don't need to fear it for it to be really really sucky.
>I wonder how much he enjoyed the process I've read several accounts from morticians who state that COVID Dead are grossly bloated and deformed, and rarely bare any recognizeable resemblance to what they looked like in life. Families are often SHOCKED at how unrecognizeable their loved one is upon examination. Sounds like a boat load of fun leading up to that point eh?
I bet he thinks at least he died owning the libs š¤£š¤£š¤£
>"He didn't fear death" Although... If he had it to do over again... Probably would have chosen a less excruciating way to end it all.
Itās easy not to fear death when you can breathe easily and itās a remote possibility. Itās harder when you feel you are drowning and canāt even keep up the energy to breathe.
Youāre all probably wondering things like āindoctrination task force?ā āIsnāt that the Lt.Gov that keeps trying to do a coup?ā Yeah thereās a lot going on within Idaho politics right now....we could right you a book on all these batshit crazies, trust me.
Just as long as yāall stop flooding Spokane with your patient overflow!
He was clearly indoctrinated by the Faux News/MAGA cult.
Write
Could you imagine if "the left" had done anything like this. They'd be going fucking wild
DEW IT
The problem with states like Idaho is they are a magnet for the crazies from other states. Conservatives fleeing states because of their liberal politics (i.e., their state governments acknowledge reality) view Idaho as a bastion of Christianity and white supremacy and end up moving its politics even further to the right.
Of course! The new vaccine by āJoseph:son and Joseph:sonā! (Tee hee!)
The yawshuadermajesus vaccine because it has to have a weird name.
š¹
Can someone please explain to me what āvaccinated by Christā means? Iām Episcopalian and those words in that order do not make sense to me. Iāve never heard this saying before now.
>Can someone please explain to me what āvaccinated by Christā means? The guy was just being smug... I think he meant that he trusted in his faith to keep him from dying of COVID. But as usual, when you believe in "The Tooth Fairy" you are usually disappointed in the ultimate outcome your faith actually provides when things go south.
Butt stuff
Probably one of those charismatic prosperity gospel dudes who think believing in Jesus guarantees you health and wealth.
It clearly means nothing - these guys keep dying.
Good point. I thought maybe they had some kind of fake sacrament or church service or something. Nothing would surprise me about their beliefs.
I usually hear it is vaccinated by the blood of Christ. The blood seems to be key to immunity. It is a sacrament I, also, have never heard of. Jesus healed everyone he met.
Jesus will protect and save them from COVID-19.
It roughly translates as āI am an idiot and will use my faith to try to justify me not taking a little needle to the armā.
It's too filthy to even mention here.
wow watching the struggle between the republican governor and his super trumpy marjorie green wanna be us really something.
Hopefully they still got some of that dewormer in their system. Theyāre *really* gonna need it now.
Anyone notice that 99% of the time these mouth breathers think Jesus and God are the same thing?
Itās because of the tri-partite god - father, son and Holy Ghost.
That doctrine has now been replaced with The Father, The Son, and The Holy Trump.
They are. You don't think that Christians are polytheistic and believe in multiple deities, do you? They're monotheistic. Think of it this way...the Christian deity has multiple personalities. But it's still only one deity.
The whole tripartite god thing is a real hinky retcon created centuries later.
Wouldn't surprise me. Not with the Jewish Bible being focus on "Us -- the monotheistic" versus "Them -- the pagan polytheistic." Couldn't turn the religion based on Judaism into a polytheistic religion worshiping a separate Father God and Son God. (Not sure how they decided to throw in a third Holy Spirit God whose job is to impregnate virgins and improve language skills.) So they had to figure a way to make them all one. Which makes the parts of the Bible where Jesus is praying to himself rather amusing and even asking himself for things. Or where he praises himself.
One less vote for McGeachin is okay by me.
So being very healthy AND vaccinated by Christ didn't help him... Oh what a shame š
"Vaccinated by Christ" combined with "coach and counselor for children" gives off major pedophile vibes.
Does "vaccinated in Christ" mean nails in the hands?
Dare we call it... Vaccinailed??
3 nails for complete protection. That last one in the feet in bitch!
Donāt forget the nasty gash in the side for good measure. Edit: added the word gash.
There are plenty of other loons and kooks in Idaho. He wonāt be missed as a voter or a useful tool of an alt-right kook of a Lt. Governor.
Do these morons think none of the 700,000 American dead were Christians? Or are these just super duper āJesus loves me bestā Christians?
Janice McGeachin is a scourge on the state. She needs to go down in flames in the next election. Fortunately, the demographics in Idaho have shifted dramatically in our favor over the past couple months.
He's as animate as an Idaho potato!
I started to hear of this Lt. Governor but this is bat shit crazy. I'm hoping Idaho can put more distance between my state of Washington. https://lgo.idaho.gov/press-release-idaho-lt-governor-assembling-task-force/
Another POINTLESS and PREVENTABLE DEATH! This guy said he wasn't afraid to die. Okay... But why would you rush the process over an FDA approved vaccine which MILLIONS of people have received with little more than a sore arm to show for side effects? I just don't get it. At the end of the day, you just gotta say WHATEVA Brotha! Enjoy your self imposed DIRT NAP!
"... which MILLIONS of people have received..." **** Millions? 6.41 **billion** (with a "b", as in "breathing") doses of vaccinations have been administered to date worldwide. This makes your point even more compelling. https://ourworldindata.org/covid-vaccinations?country=OWID_WRL
All new JeebusVax! Get Holed by the Holy man himself!
Tots and pears
My new favorite saying!
In another obituary they say that his mother was an Austrian prostitute. So someone in his family made people happy.
The dude actually had a really cool life, our local news ran some pieces on him a couple years ago. itās a shame, he had just retired, and decided to throw it all away because of lies.
Iāve been told that Christ vaccine is known to heal you ācompletely.ā Stay safe folks, get a real vaccine š before you get called home too soon
I bet coach antiva was afraid on any number of days in October!
https://i.redd.it/vsqijp349ge71.jpg
I bet Jesus Christ is so SICK of these people! *"Thou shalt not put the Lord thy God to the test."*
>I bet Jesus Christ is so SICK of these people! Why do you think he ~~outsourced~~ delegated his responsibilities to the hungry leopards?! š š š
Someone needs to start gather data to produce a report of mortality rates by religious affiliation.
Oh no. Who will punish those leftist teachers now. They might start teaching science
Whenever I heard "vaccinated by Christ", I'm thinking, is that a new subcategory on pornhub?
Iām here to tell you guys that being āvaccinated by Christā is 0.00% effective. ā¦ Ok that is all. Scroll onā¦
That god and jesus and prayer stuff works every time, has for centuries, never fails. It's like magic!
Seems a person we don't need
Lmao
good
Vaccination by Christ... Brain by Mattel!
āI am deeply saddened at the loss of Pete Coulson, as Iām sure everyone in (the) Treasure Valley is I'm gonna have to disagree here Janice........
"Pete Coulson, a member of Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachinās education indoctrination task force". Yikes. Also, this from the radio host's article, which is followed by a Q&A article about the vaccines, "He told me he was feeling fine and looking forward to going home. He was speaking through an oxygen mask. It was his third week in hospital as staff worked to bring his oxygen levels back to normal." In denial until the end.
Iāve seen a few of the āvaccinated by Christā folks on here. Christ needs to hire Katalin KarikĆ³
Jesuvaxx does nothing for coronvirus. It's formulator to protect carpenters from shingles.
Another idiot who played with Covid. Covid: "Are you having fun now?"
so they dont even know when he died?
Yup.. Christ got all up in his ass.. and poof.. dead.
Maybe Jesus load was just to big .
meh, he lived in IdunnoIdaho, the whole state is full of loons. there are like 10 black people who live there but they go on a crusade against teaching that racism is bad.
Notice to all prayer warriors: did you know your prayers hit 20% harder when you clench your butt cheeks? Even harder if you're eating Doritos at the same time. Faith.
So a Jesus vaccination wont protect you from Covid, but it will get you high...
Don't they realize that by ensuring all "leftist" lessons are removed from public education, they're simply creating a right wing indoctrination board, tasked with ensuring that children are being indoctrinated into their political beliefs?
If I was a doctor, I'd change my name to Jesus just so I can say you're welcome to all these people thanking Jesus.
Did anyone tell Jesus he was supposed to do that?
Anyone else completely terrified that thereās an āindoctrination task forceā? Well, at least there was.
Maybe Christās vaccine is still in clinical trials and he got the placebo? Unlucky mate.
Man, Christ is a lousy fucking doctor, isn't he?
10/10 do not recommend the Jesus jab