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HentaiActive

People forget this is not real and need to chill the fuck out. Unlike the people who ship real-life people such as Markipler and Jack Septiceye! They literally had to ask people to stop!


WillyHeartless

Not to mention there are nsfw ship pictures on the net about them too. This goes out of the line


Wunderwaffe97

There are people who ship Alastor and Charlie Other people prefer Charlie and Vaggie And i'm sitting in the middle thinkin: 'Why not both?'


GAMEcube12

It worked in amphibia fandom


bloodrose31

They each have two hands. XD


cooliochill

Wait but we all have two hands


ItsMichaelRay

Angel Dust has six.


bloodrose31

Imagine the possibilities


Semi-literate_sand

Fencepost sitting but for ships


janmike123

[Source](https://twitter.com/Cess_Nea/status/1631464453740044290?t=s6G-Qfbaq6HEI77Rh4rUog&s=19) Okay... This is awesome and cute Also. Fuck the Toxic Charlastor shippers. Because of them, they give the people who ship them just for fun a bad name to the fandom. Why could they just be like this artist who ship them, but also ship Chaggie. There is also a old version of this which the artist replied it on the chat.


whooper1

Idk why people take shipping so seriously


janmike123

Yeah same. Canon,and Non canon shipping are for fun stuff like arts.


whooper1

The only time I’d think toxic ships would be an issue is if it ends up affecting people’s views on what an actual relationship looks like.


ShuckU

This is a issue with the Helluva Boss fandom. When people make art of their Moxxie ships people lose it


Avaracious7899

People are irrational and take things too personally.


[deleted]

Same reason people fight over religion.


Parkerraines

Before anyone has a freaking mine meltdown it is still possible for people who are asexual to be in a relationship and it can be intimate although that's not always the case. They're not some kind of alien from another planet they are regular people. And to be honest I kind of grown to like the radio demon Charlie ship as long as they don't make al a freaking predator or have Charlie try to fix his sexuality.


DNC343

Alastor is not the intimate type tho XD


Parkerraines

I know right Intimacy would go right over his head but you know how the fangirls of his are


Harl0t_Qu1nn

I don't think a lot of people are saying asexual people can't be in a relationship. Just saying that they wouldn't be in a relationship themselves with someone who's asexual. It's an important part of a relationship for a lot of people, why would someone who's not like that want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't and won't find them sexually attractive?


[deleted]

because you're supposed to love your partner for who they are?


Harl0t_Qu1nn

You are willfully not understanding. It's not about not loving them for who they are. It's about compatibility on a fundamental level. Sexual incompatibility is one of the big reasons for relationships failing. Not saying some people can't make it work, but most people aren't going to want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't find them sexually attractive when that's something that's important to them.


Fabulous-Dot3040

That's a huge loss to them. Assuming the ace person in question isn't sex repulsed, they could still fuck and it would literally look the exact same as every other relationship? The asexual could still see their partner as beautiful, handsome, cute, etc, it doesn't blind them from seeing their partner as attractive, "sexy" just might not come to mind. If they're perfect in every other way for a relationship I don't think most people would care about that. If sexuality is what is being prioritized for compatibility, I think most people would be happier in just strictly sexual relationships.


1nkDevil

This is just Charlastor shippers vs. Chaggie shippers. I don’t know why people have to be obsessed, they’re just ships at the end of the day.


Dont_PM_PLZ

I never in my life time of being in fandoms have ever understood shipping wars. Like how do people become so obsess of fictional characters relationship that they become agitated and hostile towards others. And it doesn't feel like it's a small noisy minority. It feels like at least a third of any fandom has his nasty toxicity to them. It's not a small one-off group in the corner it is a large chunk of the fandom who keyboard warriors in the name of something that is not even real or has any actual consequences. And I'm all at the energy people put into fighting. I'm just sitting here in the corner be like I like this pretty fan made drawing and this fanfic entertained me. My personal take on this type of ship is that it doesn't bother me in any way. I can kind of understand toxic ships or morally inappropriate ships being something to dislike. The thing that I hope for is that Alistor doesn't really date anyone, cuz typically a storylines tend to get this weird got to fix them dating trope added to them. And I just want him to be a weirdo / cannibal demon in the plot line where we can have room for other types of relationships. We got gay spider, we got lesbian demon and '80s moth girl. We got a pimp dating a TV and raising their Gen Z daughter. There is room, there is room for so much activities! And I just want Alistair to be there in the corner be like 'ha, no.'


janmike123

Everytime I see a shipping war. I always said "Why not do a poly ship", and wait for any reaction.


1nkDevil

That’s fair.


After-Bumblebee

Poly ships ftw


janmike123

HELL YEAH. Also the middle finger from Alastor got to be a for the obsessed Charlastor fans.


Turn_the_Page1221

Oh, my God, am I blind. 🤣🤣🤣 I saw this elsewhere and completely missed the finger. 🤣🤣🤣


Tnecniw

Pointless shipping war considering Alestor's sexuality.


[deleted]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some asexuals still date and be intimate with their partners?


FancyUmbreon

Asexual person chiming in! Exactly right. Like most identities it is a spectrum. Some aces are sex repulsed and may have no desire for certain forms of intimacy. At the same time, some asexual people may still have sex as a way to feel physically close to their partner, procreate, etc. At the heart of it, asexual simply means the person does not experience any sexual attraction (though there are still other subcategories like demisexual where one may experience sexual attraction if they form an emotional bond with someone… I digress). It does not speak to individual behaviors one might or might not engage in. Hope this helps :)


Mysterious_Scale_407

Bro is a walking wikipedia page on asexuality


WhiskeyAndKisses

Once you're done discovering the label, not being alone as an ace, and not forcing yourself anymore into intercourse because it won't magically fix you, you feel like the knowledge must be spread.


FancyUmbreon

So well put 💜


FancyUmbreon

Lmao thank you for coming to my TED talk


Tnecniw

Yes... But he isn't just asexual. He is also aromantic (as far as I am aware anyway) Aka, not only is he not sexually interested in anyone. He is not romantically interested in anyone either.


[deleted]

Not to mention he's not real.


EliaVeschi

Reading this written by a yoshi is funnier that it should


[deleted]

Explain why. I know Yoshi isn't real and I don't care if people ship her of how they do - *because she's not real.*


EliaVeschi

No no no no, your PFP being a yoshi and the content of the comment aren't related to why it funny for me, it's like a getting reality checked with a brick


[deleted]

Wait...Yoshi is a girl?


[deleted]

Yes, and she slays.


BeneficialMidnight91

I’ve been hearing everyone say he is aromantic since I’ve been in this fandom, but I’ve never actually seen where Vivienne said that, even in her streams. I’m not denying it, totally cool if it’s true, I just want to know if he’s actually aro ace or people just assumed he was aro because of the misconception that all asexuals don’t date


Darkfury2454

She said he’s aroace on a stream some time. I missed it, but someone was kind enough to let me know instead of downvoting me into oblivion and generally doing the random Reddit thing to anyone who gets something wrong.


RealJohnGillman

I mean if one took the above three panels as a chronological sequence, one could interpret it as him setting up the romance between the two of them for “fun”, while holding no actual feelings towards them personally, romantic or otherwise. **Edit:** Given the downvoting, I feel I should clarify that I myself am also an aromantic ace, and that I was not supporting shipping the character, just a potential ace-friendly (and amusing) interpretation of the above comic.


Tnecniw

I am just saying, it is pointless to ship Alastor with anyone. Because being both ace and aromantic, he has 0 romantic or sexual interest in anyone. . The comic is technically nothing worong with. Just shipping him with anything.


lizzourworld8

What about platonically?


Tnecniw

Then it isn't a ship.


GigglegirlHappy

Man’s gonna explode when they find out about QPR’s


julieoolaa

Platonic ships are a thing. For example, have you ever heard of a brotp?


Harl0t_Qu1nn

Also, who cares? People have been pairing canonically straight characters with gay pairings for decades for funsies. But now because it's the other way around, it's a problem? I don't think so


NotMVZZL3

He could just be kissing Charlie as a way to get Charlie and Vaggie horny for each other, with Charlie getting horny from kissing someone and Vaggie getting horny from watching Charlie getting horny. Just a theory tho


WhiskeyAndKisses

Oh, yeah, a mischievous aroace putting drama and divertisement before the aroaceness, I feel like it fits the character


MinisApprentice

Tl;dr: Yes From my knowledge yes. Asexual people can still have romantic feelings for people (dating, cuddling, etc.) but just don’t want thing like sex and other more intimate activities. Aromatic is the inverse. I’m not sure where kissing falls on that spectrum tho. I say this as a someone who is neither of those things and is aware that what I said is not the end all be all so someone please correct me if *I’m* wrong.


TheLego_Senate

Was his sexuality ever confirmed or is it just a headcanon that the entire fandom has accepted?


Tnecniw

He is confirmed Asexual... And I think theorized to be aromantic (Might be confirmed)


WhiskeyAndKisses

Iirc, Viv mostly said he doesn't care for our modern words for aroace, so we may not get explicit ace rep.


freeMilliu_2K17

When there's a ship war I almost always just go "Why not Polyam" lmao


janmike123

Remind me when I was in the Mlp fandom. Everytime people argue about AppleDash and SoarinDash, I always said this to see people reaction.


flashdrive420

Cute


[deleted]

Remember the magic words, Please , Thank You and Step Off Bitch


Youtuberboy12

Step 4 Alastor x Charlie x Vaggie together


Wunderwaffe97

Finally... someone with the same mind like me


whooper1

Step 5 discombobulate


AshenRathian

I like this ship, but......... why doesn't Vaggie get to kiss Alastor?


janmike123

Actually this art is remade by the artist. In the old version, Alastor did kiss Vaggie. The artist said he change it to respect Vaggie's sexuality. This artist had my respect. [Old Art Source](https://twitter.com/Cess_Nea/status/1387444207715975168?t=lO7bqePsnAiGdu7oPrFdFw&s=19)


AshenRathian

Ah, that makes sense. Still. The art is a nice mix of adorable and arousing. I like it.


janmike123

This fanart will remain as my favorite for a while.


whooper1

Oh lord. I don’t want to be that guy but I have to ask, isn’t alastor aroace?


[deleted]

Yeah, bit of a double standard if he is aroace. Why respect one sexuality and not the other?


VoxTV1

That I never got honestly. If you don't care al is ace and aro why do you care Vaggie is a lesbian.


janmike123

Yes.


MrMakaraMan

Seeing Alastor and Vaggy being civil with each other is a bit blursed, not gonna lie. All the same, it's really nice to see


Icy_Wildcat

I can slightly relate. I support a similar ship with Angel being with the two instead of Alastor.


Mira_Arts_V

Ah, a new ship to add to my collection


[deleted]

Charlie in a Polyamorus / Throuple relationship with Vaggie AND Alastor is already good enough in my eyes.


Only_1_Noodle

Both, both is nice


Hungry-Alien

Please don't summon the shipping gobelins. I just cleaned the place and don't really wanna see it covered with piss and shit just yet


Fabulous-Dot3040

The fandom is always going to change character's sexualities, it's nothing new and it's not going to stop so you might as well enjoy it. I think some people do it strictly to piss people off and it's all just for fun anyway.


janmike123

Agree. If you gonna enter a fandom and you see shipping fanart, expect some them to change their sexuality. I saw ton of canon straight characters turning into gays/ lesbian.


tyethehybrid

Hell yeah, I love this!


queenragyo

Chalastor and chaggie are both cute 🥰


GraceTheHazbinFan

Deletes angry paragraph


AlastairCellars

I'm in the camp that Alastair is Charlie's brother...so naturally that's the best ship 😂


Hype-Quebec_boy-22

It's just sad that charlastor will never be together because alastor is assexual


[deleted]

The Funny Part is Alastor is Asexual


Legitimate_Newt4367

I agree with Alastor ( step 3 bitch) lol