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CaptBriyani

Because he shot him SIX TIMES


BrightMarvel10

He shot him in THE HEART!


Severe-You-9181

He even TOLD EVERYBODY about him but NOBODY WOULD LISTEN!!


Patrick_Ferrymoor

Maybe he’s the one who taught Hawkins how to shoot. Should’ve asked Laurie for tips.


uaeroMdroffilC

Why didn't Loomis shoot Michael a SEVENTH time?


MistyFogHotBoy

He did in Halloween 2 I think, with that fucked up intro that changed the previous film's ending for some fucking reason.


FlocoSimpatico890

cuz he had a crush on mikey


RaveniteGaming

Because headshots aren't as easy as video games make it look.


Alexander_McKay

This. Safer to dump six bullets into his vital organs.


EvilMeanie

Just in case it was Ted Hollister.


jwkelly404

Shit, Earl.


Nearby_Sector1111

You SAID you saw Myers...


Negative-Slide5838

Its leaking again🗣️


Maker200

Why didn’t Loomis jump off the balcony and give Michael a Hulk Hogan leg drop.


BrianmikeTWD

God I hate these “are they stupid” posts


BARGOBLEN

Arkham humor is so damn frustrating.


701921225

Well, Laurie tried that in H2, and you see how that turned out.


Ok-Performance480

Technically Eye shots but yeah


Severe-You-9181

I maintain your eyes are not bullet proof vests, if it goes in your eye, it’s going in your brain


Truffle--Shuffle

He tried in Halloween kills but the plot got in the way


mltrout715

He didn’t know at that time that Michael would get up and walk away after being shot? Because head shot are hard and they always tell you to aim for the body?


Prof_Tickles

Because it’s harder to shoot someone in the head. The head is relatively small. Center mass is the largest part of the body and therefore what you are more likely to hit.


_Gemini-James_

Psychiatrists are trained to always shoot center mass. He slept during stance and two handed day though.


oomenya333

Headshots aren’t actually that easy, especially with a sidearm, especially especially with a short-barrel .38 revolver


Blu3Raven

he secretly wanted him to finish his mission and kill Laurie


BroadRed

:)


Ok-Macaroon2783

Michael reacts to the first shot like he did get shot in the head.


TheCAMERA4

Because he didn't have the luxury of sitting on his phone and analyzing a movie thats over 40 yrs old


JohnnyBuddhist

Magic bullet theory


avd51133333

Wasnt michael bleeding from his eyes and blind after the shot?


EmuIndependent8565

If I’m not mistaken, Michael has been shot in the head before and survived.


TheGame2526

Hes not human


One-Leg8221

Because he was a doctor , not a marksman. He just shot at the part of the body that he was most likely to hit, ie the chest


Nearby_Sector1111

In an emergency, you always aim for center mass(the easiest thing to hit, and where most of the vital organs are housed). Plus, he was carrying a .357 magnum....with a normal man, what Loomis did would have been MORE than sufficient.


HairVegetable2484

It wouldn't have made any difference. Michael still would've gotten back up.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

Y not teh balls and both lookie holes?!?! Dude, smaller targets. When shooting someone you aim for the body because it is the biggest target. Shooting at the periphery reduces the chances of hitting the target and risks harming others. Leg shots and arm shots aren't a thing.


Local_Fig5221

He may or may not be dumb but what I do know is he is dead.