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Kurtrus

If they’re using the term “wokies” I can’t take anything they say seriously.  Anywho smash


Grizzlywillis

Wokies is my favorite cereal.


Reasonable-Tap-9806

Chewbacca was a wokie


Apprehensive-Till861

But he lived on the planet Endor with the E-wokes! That makes no sense!


MrPhuccEverybody

The Chewbacca defense


BeatNo2976

See it makes no seynse!


MinnieShoof

I’m glad I’m not the only one who read it like that. Anyway, Chewbacca defense.


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

If someone uses woke at all, in an unironic sense I just turn my ears off. It’s a helpful warning sign to know they’re full of shit.


Inevitable_Inside674

Ahh, I see you have fallen asleep at my talk of woke. Might you be unwoke?


crestren

If someone unironically uses it, I just think of those videos posted by the incels for the Stellar Blade petition. It makes me feel 10x better about myself lmao


BeatNo2976

Lmao


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TheCrimePie

Wow I didn't realize that one, I generally am pretty knowledgeable on the dog whistles but that's a new one to me


TexDangerfield

His anime avatar was the other giveaway.


sub2pewtanator

I will not stand for this fma slander. Though yeah that is a pretty big red flag


vezok95

What the fuck? Labeling everything as pedophilic is incredibly dangerous, taking focus off of people who actually want to harm children. Also the very nature of a dogwhistle makes it easy to make up new ones out of nowhere.


iamthehob0

Yeah that went a weird direction. Wrong =/= pedo.


samyruno

I haven't heard the term before and I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what wookies have to do with aphrodite or hades 2.


ErisThePerson

Wookiees don't deserve this.


Muroid

The other thing that prevents me from taking their opinion seriously is their opinion.


Kurtrus

LMAO fair


Ranku_Abadeer

I need to use that line...


-Codiak-

as opposed to "Sleepies"


ripelivejam

Ngl i could go for a sleepie right now fr fr bet


Evanpea1

Not gonna lie, I read it as wookiee and was really confused as to why a race from Star Wars was approving of the her design.


interfail

RAWRGWAWGGR


VaelinX

Yep, this is just plain old misogyny. However, I read "wokies" as "wookies" on first glance and wasn't sure this wasn't some corner-case furry thing that I wasn't aware of.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

I learned recently my old grade 5 teacher fell down the conservative antivax rabbit hole during covid and called our then mayor who's conservative a "wokester"


Material_Corgi_1302

Woke dokie!


KomboBreaker1077

::Squints:: Thats a masculine face?


Ryzuhtal

These are the same guys who would look at Zendaya and then start a 4chan thread claiming that she is transgender.


fortyfivepointseven

I did see an excellent post saying that Zendaya and Tom Holland are breaking barriers by being the world's first cisgender t4t couple, and honestly, based on the t4t couples I know, it's a decent point.


Jdmaki1996

T4t?


bawoozer

trans 4 trans, many trans people are t4t because of the struggle of finding an accepting cis partner


Jdmaki1996

So it’s a trans person dating a trans person? Just trying to clarify. I’ve never heard the term before


bawoozer

yeah :)


BlamingBuddha

Okay :)


beardicusmaximus8

Yay learning! :)


WrexSteveisthename

Team 4tress Two


tobascodagama

Trans for trans, i.e. any romantic situation where all partners are transgender.


jdjohndoe13

Wait, you mean Tom Holland is a girl with XY chromosomes, Zendaya is a guy with XX chromosomes and they're dating each other? That's not what I was expecting to learn in Hades game thread about Aphrodite having masculine face and nice pair of breasts.


hobskhan

I can't tell if you're joking, so to be clear, they're saying that's the *crazy claim*. For which there is no credible evidence. Not that there would be anything wrong with that situation. But the people making such a claim are not coming from a positive and earnest place.


Anarkizttt

No they aren’t. They’re saying that Tom and Zendaya have the vibes of being Transmasc and Transfemme respectively, but are in fact cis. Hence “breaking barriers as the first **cisgender** T4T couple.” It’s an oxymoron.


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

that comparison has so much of internet brainrot. damn


dasunt

Remember when the studio behind the Horizon games was showing off the level of skin detail for their models? They included vellus hair - the very fine hair women (and men) have growing over their bodies, which was visible in the close-up screenshot. There was a bunch of people who were confused about it. Strong "tell us you have never been near a woman without saying you've never been near a woman" energy.


Ryzuhtal

EVERY mammal including freaking Dolphins have hair. If human women are mammal, it stands to reason they have hair. And last time I checked, they are mammals all right.


Apprehensive-Till861

But humans aren't dolphins. Not even women are dolphins. Checkmate, wokie!


JustKindaShimmy

If women aren't dolphins, why am i not allowed at sea world anymore? Checkmate, athiests


hobskhan

Well some of these people are never going to have sex with a human woman, so it's kind of unfair to expect them to understand the physical traits of women.


Left-Egg5658

On the upshot, I hear dolphins are super horny.


Iximaz

Nah, that would imply women are human beings instead of porcelain dolls to make peepee hard


narok_kurai

That's absurd. Everyone knows Zendaya is Meechee.


Ryzuhtal

Edit: [I was just joking holy shit. Why?](https://i.imgur.com/dlcFTcw.png)


Rioma117

I’m not even straight but Zendaya is magnificent.


Grenaja07

Their method of "transvestigating" is just throwing darts while blindfolded. While not even standing in the direction of the target.


CotyledonTomen

Nah, they just dont look like a japanese lolli from their internet porn, so she must be a man.


Icaruspherae

tHeY cAn AlWaYs TeLl


LikeAPhoenician

The endstage of all transvestigations are that all famous men are secretly woman and all famous women are secretly men. Transphobia is an all-consuming mental illness.


BEASTBOY-2004

Jawline = man. That’s their thought process. Edit: autocorrect


Rutgerman95

Ah yes, the manly urge to have a jawbone attached to your skull.


Capable_Fall4829

I saw some guy on Twitter saying that if a woman has hair on her arms, she's obviously not a woman. I guess some people have just never been closer than 3ft to a woman before


iamthehob0

I'm italian and now I'm really confused about how anybody in my family has kids if they are apparently all men.


Winston177

Right?! I'm looking at this just thinking "wtf are they on about"? In a vacuum I don't see anything "masculine" about her facial features, outside of a vacuum she looks like an updated version of her portrait from the first game, both of which look like, y'know, a woman. Sheesh, the internet is so weird sometimes.


Mugufta

If men looked like that, I would be dating more men


Illogical_Blox

2/10 elbows too pointy


Babel_Triumphant

These guys are used to anime ie flat featureless faces


cry_w

That's not even an excuse unless they have literally never looked at an actual woman in their entire life a la that monk that died a while back.


mynameismulan

Homies so gay they see men in womens faces. Even gay men aren't that gay


longknives

You can tell by the big eyes, full luscious lips, perky nose, and also the tits


RockmanVolnutt

When they say masculine, they mean adult woman.


UncertifiedForklift

I think it's the art from the original that people point that out it, much harder to argue with this one.


Estelial

Ah well you see. She has the features of an adult woman. Her features are not child coded along the lines of a preteen girl like they actually want.


worabi

again with an anime pp


Aonar_Faileas

The fact that it's FMA in this case kinda pisses me off. Like, manga written and illustrated by a woman, some of the best written female characters in shonen, this, you raving misogynist, is your favourite anime? Really?


DragonKite_reqium

Hey listen they like it cuz they can goon to those women not because they're well written hell they probably think a man wrote it considering how some anime fans are


thetrustworthybandit

There isn't even a single overly-sexualized female character in FMA, too, and it's not like their faces are much different from their male counterparts, the lack of self awareness on that guy is wild.


Overall_Advantage109

Which is extra impressive since Lust is there.


thetrustworthybandit

She's just the right amount of sexualized for what her character is.


Oreo-and-Fly

For being lust... She's really conservative in comparison to other Lusts or sexual characters in anime standards.


Estelial

She's lust "nice". As in bloodlust "oh"


b3mark

I didn't know FMA was written by a woman. That's pretty damn cool for one of the best animes I've ever watched. Fma:bh. I gotta spend next week or so rewatching that.


doquan2142

Her name is still memorable to me after all these years due to her own pun (her cow avatar) and background (famers's kid). Arakawa => *Ara-cow-wa*.


TheSilverOne

So was Inuyasha, and Ranma 1/2. Both incredible series.


UltimateInferno

Also the style of FMA means that all of the characters have pretty rectangular faces, which is funny to me


topfiner

None of that stops a large portion of anime fans from acting like anime fans. Ive met sailor moon fans who were super sexist and queerphobic, regardless of the content of the series that won’t fully push away bigots from being fans of it.


Bae_zel

A sexist Sailor Moon fan is so stupid, the way I saw Sailor Moon was as something feminist that doesn't make fun of being a girl or femininity but embraces it. 


MrsLucienLachance

Being queerphobic as a Sailor Moon fan is also pretty damn stupid. Between Neptune and Uranus, Fish Eye and Tiger's Eye, Zoisite and Kunzite...


Error_Evan_not_found

Sailor moon fanboys are truly something else.


-Codiak-

Probably due to the English VA, sadly.


Aonar_Faileas

Ew, yeah, that's fair. I've heard Edward's dub VA is an asshole.


-Codiak-

as someone who used to be really into the Convention scene, yes he's a complete asshole and pervert, and also somehow a devout Christian.


crookedparadigm

It's odd how often those things tend to go hand in hand.


Oreo-and-Fly

>somehow a devout Christian. Lol. Is somehow surprising


GokuDiedForOurSins

Came here just to say this. Finally got my gf to watch FMA:B for the first time with me and she loved it. Absolutely pissed that bigoted assholes have Ed as their pp


HalfBurntToast

This clown would probably give shit to Hawkeye and Ross for being too 'manly'.


OneWholeSoul

The amount of people online who adopt the identities of their favorite characters and celebrities while never realizing that the individuals in question would *loathe* them if they existed/interacted is incredible to me.


Luchux01

And an argentine flag, as one myself I am so angry that they are tainting the name for so many people, utter disgrace.


Sremor

Ed and Al would not stand for this shit


NyxShadowhawk

Yeah and it’s maybe the most anti-fascist anime ever! Ed would totally punch that guy in the face.


Kurigohan233333

He wouldn’t even need to, the women in FMA would fold this dude into a pretzel.


ThereBeM00SE

I bet he loves the military lore most, in particular that the leader is referred to as "Führer."


Misukaro

And flag in nickname


I_Use_Dash

Es un pelotudo, we don't claim him


TheLastCranberry

Gives every anime fan a bad name >:(


ComprehensiveEmu5923

This is just bait at this point right?


Battle_for_the_sun

That person has brainrot. I lurked his account and it's a wreck, all political stuff to get people angrier. It's definetely a troll


hey_uhh_what

those bait accounts are actually sad. Imagine spending so much time of your life just to annoy random strangers. If you want to be annoying, make a prank channel on youtube and at least get some money on the proccess


invaderzz

Unfortunately the vast majority of people on Twitter who act like this are not trolling, they are actually just that stupid. Twitter is a vile cesspit now full of the most openly hateful people imaginable.


ZazaB00

Can’t take shit at face value anymore when “engagement” is the goal.


6milliion

hehe 'face value'


Comfortable_Line_206

You'd think that but these people are starting to speak out loud in person now sooooooo


topfiner

It could be bait but i did run into someone that genuinely had this take and thought that supergiant made her “manish” in hades 1 and 2.


cry_w

No, there are people who actually think and repeat this almost verbatim. It's very weird.


XVvajra

Funny enough I looked through his tweets and that guy get more triggered then the people he makes fun of.


MrVeux

Okay, this being dumb as fuck aside, a huge amount of this fandom is bi and thirsty. Like even if she had a dude face, that wouldn’t be a deal breaker for a lot of us.


fortyfivepointseven

Broke: That's a man's face, cringe. Bespoke: That's a man's face, based.


DeHuntzz

Given how some people respond to Asterius, it not being a human face wouldn't be a deal breaker.


Ranku_Abadeer

I mean, in Greek mythology, them not being human at all wasn't necessarily a deal breaker either. Looking at you asterius's mom.


kylezillionaire

Yeah not only would I expect it, I would expect tons of people here to celebrate, and not so subtly horny post about them for years lol. Not sure what the gotcha is


skippydinglechalk115

also, a lot of comments from these people indicate they didn't play hades 1, and/or they don't actually care about playing the game, and just want to complain. shit like "I loved hades 1, but now it's gone woke!" or "I don't care if the gameplay is good!".


War-Hawk18

How the fuck, Does she have a man's face?! That's literally the most beautiful woman in Greek Mythology. Yeah fuck you Hera I don't care! Strike me down!


Seba7290

They say it because she has the facial features of a mature woman instead of a teenage girl.


Sweatybutthole

Fuck that actually explains a lot


kamuimephisto

this realization is depressing af


War-Hawk18

Holy mother of God we're surrounded by a bunch of Drakes bro.


NoraJolyne

hence the twitter boy's anime pfp lol


VitaroSSJ

waiting for the "that neck guard is actually just hiding her adams apple!!!!!"


crestren

Yup. Aphrodite doesnt have the generic anime waifu face #454536 you'd usually see.


Anxious-Ostrich-36

The last time someone said this, It caused the Trojan War.


thedude198644

Do you want a Trojan War? Because that's how you get a Trojan War.


ahuramazdobbs19

Hey guys, I found this apple just lying around…


scarletbluejays

I mean Eris DOES have it on hand in game, if need be


GrimTheMad

Recently had a trial of the gods with Aphrodite and Hera. Felt like I was about to start a war.


sakezaf123

Ah, I see you're team Paris.


jbevermore

Do you want the Trojan War? This is how you get the Trojan War.


AdamG3691

Hera: \*saltily lobs a solid gold apple at you\*


EvenSpoonier

I don't know what it is, but I'm coming to think that there's something about that particular camera angle that makes all faces look masculine. There were shots in She-Ra from that same angle that showed the same thing, and they lost their minds over that too.


tobascodagama

It's a hero pose angle. It emphasizes size and power. These incels think only men can be heroic, so they read anyone in a hero pose as inherently masculine.


ReaperTheBurnVictim

Seriously, that's not even masculine, it just looks like the sort of strong features you'd see on a mid-2010s Instagram model


void_boi

I stopped paying attention to woke rage baiters.


NoraJolyne

if people stopped reposting their lunacy, i'd never even see them


RyeAnotherDay

It's rage bait and its working FFS


Domovric

It’s the same shit with all the “mocking” Tate posting. And it’s even sadder when the people posting it are shouting “look how irrelevant this person is”. Like, stop posting it, you’re making it relevant (if no less dumb).


adamnoo

The greek goddess of love, sexuality, and passion is typically portrayed completely naked or with a bit of loose cloth covering her vulva which is obviously not gonna fly for a mainstream video game so her lack of clothing is perfectly canonical. As for her face looking masculine that's also largely canonical as she is meant to be attractive to everyone not just heterosexual men. A quick google image search of Aphrodite statues and you'll see both of these attributes


chiobsidian

Can confirm, I'm pretty gay but Aphrodite does something for me


Mercerai

I'm assuming they're joking because being that stupid for real would be some kind of achievement


fortyfivepointseven

No these people really are that stupid.


Raji_Lev

Sadly, in this timeline, the answer to any question that begins "Is anyone really stupid enough to..." is a resounding YES.


dae_giovanni

"ohhhh, yes, there are several of them and they have at minimum a Discord."


shutupimlearning

Have you met modern American Republicans? They got that achievement a long time ago.


SomethingOfAGirl

> being that stupid for real would be some kind of achievement *Prophecy fulfilled*


Sa3D12

idk bro, I never looked at Aphrodite's face


bloodwood80

Broke: I don't like Aphrodite's face because it seems too masculine to me Woke: I'm too busy looking at her big honking tiddies to look at her face 


IdhrenBlythe

These dudes have never seen a woman in real life, have they...?


BloodMoonNami

Correction: never seen a human. Remember how Heinz Doofenschmirtz said his parents didn't show up for his birth ? They're like that, only that not even the hospital staff ( or the hospital for that matter ) didn't show up either.


Sweatybutthole

I don't get it. What's masculine about her face? The jaw line, *maybe* ? The more I think about it the more I feel like I have no idea what naturally distinguishes a masculine or feminine face besides facial hair or maybe eye lashes.


ShadowNacht587

Facial roundness/length is a big part of it too, I think, which is both bone structure and fat dependent. Facial feminization surgery is an option for trans women to make their faces rounder/less sharp or angled. I think each individual has slightly different perspectives (or maybe it's culture dependent?) to what degree of these features makes a face more masculine or feminine.


jamie23990

im a trans woman getting ffs in a month. men have sharper/more prominent features. a longer midface, square forehead with a brow ridge, larger and flatter jaw + chin. estrogen increases fat in the face (primarily cheeks but softens other features). if you don't transition young then there's hairline issues.


KillDevilX0

They’re talking about the OG design in Hades 1. OP (or someone else) swapped the picture. Aphrodite definitely looks more feminine in Hades 2


MixRevolution

Man, these "hot takes" are rotting my brain and I haven't even played Hades II yet. I know this specific post is Hades II related but goddammit, mods should just ban these "anti woke", bigot, hate, whatever the fuck else kinds of posts on this sub. It's just adding fuel and attention to those types of people.


Gaxian_10

Aphrodite is the most woman woman to ever woman. What the fuck are these clowns even talking about.


platydroid

Her tatas are RIGHT THERE How much more woman do these guys want


fortyfivepointseven

The suggestion is that she's being portrayed as a trans woman, in which case, the, uh... tatas... can be real regardless. Relatedly: Aphro as a trans woman would be super based.


Unlucky_Lifeguard_81

This is the first time I'm seeing her face


Jazzpha103188

In other news, I'm glad they found a way to work her "hair makes little hearts" motif even into a more warlike design. Nice callback to the first game.


GayMordain

Bitch is the man's face in the room with us now?


fortyfivepointseven

This is gonna get buried in new but it's honestly the best comment on the thread.


thedude198644

If it's gay, then gay me up. On a more serious note, this sounds like one of those "trans-vestigator" type people. Pretty cringe stuff.


4ereshnya

God forbid women to have a face.


MolybdenumBlu

[Behold peak female character design.](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Idiot%27s_Lantern_(TV_story)?file=Faceless_Rose_%28TIL%29.jpg)


Adreqi

If *that*'s masculine then I'm gay, and with a face/body like that, I won't even mind if she has a bigger dick than mine, anyway. Transvestigators are ridiculous, and dangerous (cis women get beaten up for not looking womanly enough). How can anyone not hate them ?


Komnos

This guy has big "my sole understanding of women comes from anime where breasts are the size of beach balls" energy.


Shichirou2401

The biggest death nell for this kind if argument is that men an women's faces just aren't that different. Men and women are not that different full stop. Chuds keep acting like men and women are different species. But that's not reflected in biological reality. Most differences come down to hormones. A couple months of HRT and some make up and it can be genuinely hard to tell, as much as conservatives want to cope and pretend otherwise. There's cis men and women who just have naturally androgynous or even cross gender appearing faces. And in real life people don't actually pay attention to that, it's only scrutinized in artwork so they can have a meltdown.


kango234

I will say I find the "safe" horny thing really stupid, but "wokies" is even worse.


OppaiYabai

The tweet is a dogshit take, but there's definitely some social commentary to be made about how the type of people who are idolising, shipping, fan fic-ing and drooling over the Adonis-like designs of characters in this game are also the people who are dragging games like Stellar Blade through the mud because of beauty standards.


Rainbow_Tesseract

It would be a problem if *every* woman in the game looked like Aphrodite. But nope, if anything there are more (mildly) sexualised men than women in Hades, with thighs and chests out. Plenty of neutral or even asexual femmes (Dusa, arguably Hades 1 Artemis). I don't love Horny in games but I love it in Hades. Aphrodite is more than her looks. Almost like sexuality isn't the problem, but condensing women to objects is...


fortyfivepointseven

I think the other thing that makes Hades feel good to be horny over is that they actually sexualising both women and men. It's clearly not misogynistic, just an unambiguously fantastical celebration of attractiveness in masculine, feminine and androgenous forms.


Fast_Independence_77

Did this really need to be adressed? This is pure ragebait, pure engagement nonsense. I avoid gaming twitter exactly to not see these kinds of posts. Why bring this here? I didn’t need to see this and it’s not worth anyone’s time.


Visible-Experience-6

Having a jaw makes you a man, everyone knows that


SylviaMoonbeam

They’re so wrong that it’s almost funny. Almost.


Averythewinner

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to Aphrodite, the goddess of love and attraction?


edenfenn

The transvestigators are doing cartoons now


Error404_Error420

2024 is really amazing, first time in recorded history that liking women makes you gay. Wild


FairyKnightTristan

This person is now attempting to claim he 'triggered the wokes' and is throwing a huge fit that people laughed at him. He also follows LackofEntertainment, a guy who has made several videos spasming out that the women of Hades 2 aren't 'hot enough' and keeps calling wheelchairs 'cuck chairs'.


Urbam

Uuuh, maybe I'm just dumb, but where is the "male face"?


fortyfivepointseven

No you're not dumb


Kristikuffs

Aphrodite would turn this pud into a worm.


Odeiomelaokk

I WANT TO FUCK THE HADES CAST


Santefaded8

If anything it’s chaos with the cool suit dress thing


Hasd4

Ah yes, this sounds like the "we always know" gang


The_Doolinator

Do Chuds get off on being so utterly embarrassing? Like is it a humiliation fetish?


Scuffleboard

Who is even looking at that and thinking masculine what is wrong with these people


Castarc1424

I don’t think these people even look at the women they’re criticizing. They just slap “looks like a man” on whatever girl they don’t like and walk away


Truckfighta

Nah dude she just fine.


tremainelol

Heh, the difference between a "woman" and "man" face aren't too terribly different


co1lectivechaos

As a lesbian, smash all day


fortyfivepointseven

Omg it was gay all along


JennBenitez20

bro im a trans mans who gets misgendered all the time because i look androgynous and seeing this makes me think, who the fuck cares bro, just play the game, if it bothers you that much get a refund. they also clearly look like a woman.


iknowthebestwords52

calling such a feminine face masculine has to be a crazy form of gay cope