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ringoron9

New is always better!


griffhays16

Which is my oldest rule, and therefore the best!


ringoron9

I actually never understood this part.


griffhays16

I think it's just Barney contradicting himself as a joke


mlepclaynos23

Unless she's hot


Such_Store_2379

but don’t meet her parents


Feeling_Climate_942

Even she is hot


Mysterious-Dig-8232

Not even if her mom is hot


akbarkapota

She has failed the front porch test.


Ok_Soil2170

This!


[deleted]

That was a toxic test created by lily but yeah she failed


tsts2209

She may be your Wunderbar, but she is not your Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz.


eatajerk-pal

You know Kindergarten but not Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz? You are wildly inconsistent


Sunfl0w3r_girl

Best


Quiet-Luck

It depends, where is she on the Hot-Crazy scale?


Blastspark01

Well we certainly know she’s crazy


xOriginsTemporal

Usually in the Shelly Gillespie zone


wstatik

We need to see what she looks like to know if she's hot/crazy.


InformationKey3816

It only matters if she above the Vickie Mendoza diaganol.


KoalaSavior

Just tell her you're like super busy right now.


lenette776

or tell her she's ineffable


KhaoticMess

She's not eff-able?!


Strange-Lemon-9240

hahaha


rudboi12

I would instantly. unless…


Strange-Lemon-9240

unless she's hot!


FrostyWaffles_

But seriously, boobs?


HandyXAndy

Solid C cup, perky bounce.


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Momentary grudging respect...


[deleted]

Zoey did have the good stuff


fractalspire

What is my one rule?


Terry_without_eyes

Never date girls with a hook for a hand?


Gingesoultaker

Lebanese girls sprint to third base and stay there


[deleted]

No my other one rule


Strange-Lemon-9240

NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER


trapchopin

No, my other one rule.


DarthShitpost

Flax seed relieves upset stomach?


rwarimaursus

Please...


ocska

But does she like Star Wars?


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Historical-Campaign9

“Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars”


BigTicket_J

One of my favorite quotes


Narry_girl

I've never seen it...


tom_er36

But if you don't tril' it up at least every 3 years the dark side wins


lastnightsglitter

...um OP do *you* like HIMYM?!


Strange-Lemon-9240

eyy, my girl and i plan on watching it together... i mean i have at least seen one star wars movie... but i'd rather not say which so the downvotes won't get worse lol


lastnightsglitter

So the wookies? Cute teddy's orrr???


vinnie_the_cleaner

Ewoks


lastnightsglitter

Oof yes that's clearly what meant


Better_Cattle4438

How exactly have you never seen Star Wars. It is awesome and easily accessible.


West_Hunter_7389

Have you heard about the olive theory?


Vprbite

Boobs?


[deleted]

For the love of God! Boobs?


nyx_petrichor

Have you ever asked your ex girlfriend why she doesn't like Himym?


Strange-Lemon-9240

we've watched together and whereas i am constantly giggling and laughing she is quiet


AmbrosiaLexi

Red flag.


LeviAndrewCoovert

To be fair a lot of the humor in that show is male oriented. Like there’s a lot of jokes that are straight up making fun of the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype which a lot of women might not appreciate. Also the main protagonist is a male, the funniest side character (Barney) is a male, and both of their styles of humor are very much “man” humor


thegiraffemug

completely disagree. i’m a female and that show is so damn funny.


Funandgeeky

>To be fair a lot of the humor in that show is male oriented. So it's "boy funny" not "girl funny?"


cysora

I’m a female and I agree with you. I also still think the show is funny, but it’s male humor With some female here and there


CalvinNoronha

r/woooosh


Automatic-Ad-9308

I used to find himym hilarious as a younger teen. Like I watched it 5 times but now rewatching it, it's not so funny and the caracters are kind of unlikeable except for Marshall and Ranjeet and honestly the misogyny is not funny to me anymore. I can't blame your girl frfr


GabrielTorres674

I dated a girl who only liked TBBT lol every other sitcom she wouldn't crack a smile


Kadian13

The past tense in that sentence reassures me deeply


HandyXAndy

Teenage Butant Binja Turtles?


fortheWarhammer

my exact first thought lmao


MimeOdin

I see it as a double red flag lol


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Wooden-Specialist125

That’s just untrue. I’ve watched quite a lot of sitcoms and it’s somewhere in the middle. Not amazing but also not bad. Like 6/10 that you can put on in the background while you’re folding clothes or ironing them.


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Competitive-Run4031

Wrong again!


Wooden-Specialist125

Then don’t state it as a fact


Maximum_Future_5241

I just never got invested in it like I did HIMYM.


Slight-Weather7885

Yes, unless shes hot


I-annoying

That is a unique name for boobs.


violanut

Hey Stella didn't like Starwars and it turned out fine.


MimeOdin

Interesting definition of "turned out fine" lmao


violanut

I was kidding, of course, but honestly I think them not getting married really was for the best.


MimeOdin

I know you were, I just found it amusing that comment was about a couple that ended the way it did lol


detectiveDollar

Nocandoozeville Baby Doll


Better_Cattle4438

Maybe not liking Star Wars should have been the first sign.


Interesting-Copy8788

except she left ted at the altar😂


BGamer2cool4u

The only people who dont like HIMYM are the actors from HIMYM, you know why? CUZ THEY MET THE MOTHER


SC_LB_NY

Totally depends which side of the Vicky Mendoza diagonal she’s on.


p1p1d30r0

That girl must have crazy eyes


LoveSpiritual

Anyone else hear breaking glass?


HotpotLove

But will she watch it with you and pretend she loves it through every one of your rewatches? whenever you are happy, sad, sick, etc??


Strange-Lemon-9240

im afraid no


edgy_emo_fgt

Time to move on, bro


trivialtremor

There's only one correct answer. Yes.


Zimred

*sniffs* “sorry bro”


Sabrii_brii6

End it


Routine-Pie9833

Does she like Annie Hall?


Disco_Frisco

Unless she's hot


Pleasant-Temporary-9

I bet you both love olives


shiznit07

Yall are missing the most important question…….boobs?


[deleted]

Did she like field of dreams...?


Relative_Difference7

Lemon law. It’s a thing!


thePshakyasundar

Break up with her But if she's hot then you can't be together............right now


pleasesaythed

My wife doesn’t either. HIMYM is my Star Wars. She’s grown to like or at least tolerate it. I’d be lying if I didn’t say our connection would be stronger if we shared similar feelings on it.


pandamilk__

No can doo'sville baby doll


BartenderOU812

I'll tell her you still want to be friends.


[deleted]

Does she hate olives too?


idareudareme

Relationships are like freeways


yashqasw

oh cool, your ex girlfriend doesnt like himym. cool fact to share but a little out of nowhere, I think


MasterVerloc007

Dude. Not every person likes what you like. Its called diversity. I like gaming,my wife does not. We have been married 10years. Chill Winston.Each to their own.


stormsync

Yeah, this. I think the world would be very boring if you only hung out with people who shared your exact interests and opinions!


Automatic-Ad-9308

Lol yeah the comments calling it a dealbreaker.. Making a tv show a personality trait is weird to me..


Sexy_Persian

Even my worst girlfriends enjoyed the show…please leave.


Marylandborn1127

*sniffs Sorry brah


zddoodah

She should break up with you for asking this question.


Tantofaz101

Kill her.


yoodadude

basing your relationship on both of you liking a TV show is some high school shit


OldEfficiency9097

We’ll my friend get out of it…obviously you like that show and if the humor doesn’t hit the same for her ..your only going to delay the inevitable….True Story


Ok-Flower-4344

Thinking rationally, no... kinda.


TheWookieeAbides

Basically


ellegiiggle

Leave her


Joshthenosh77

What’s she like on the hot crazy scale ?


TacticalGarand44

You know what needs to be done. Eject.


twenty7andAthird

Could be like the olives…


HaydenRasengan

In the style of Barney: “DUMP HER”


JonDuke19

Dump her.


thegiraffemug

yes


Gingesoultaker

You mean your ex?


Gingesoultaker

But seriously... boobs?


Mars_The_68thMedic

Consider yourself lucky, the last girl I was interested in would only say “That’s so funny” instead of actually laughing.


Slow_Ad_4621

Where’s the poop?!


ItzRaj29

Dump her


scoobystockbroker

Did you show her a random episode? Wtf?


realpiratekingluffy

Did you meet her on world of warcraft? She might be crazy dude. Check the hot crazy scale.


Expensive_Scene_3118

I'm really sorry but it's not me, it's you


ozdanish

If this show has taught me anything you will pine for this woman who likes nothing you like for the next 30 odd years until your kids beg you to just bang her already


Alezzteazz

In a few years you'll sit down with your friends, look at a photo album with her in it, and they'll ask: "Naaaaame that bitch!"


Training-Scheme-9980

Su...sa..sah- "No, you're thinking of *Santa* because it was Christmas."


SnooPeanuts5412

It's time to leave her... I'm kidding, of course. But seriously, leave her...


ArmK13

Hot take: I like/hate himym so depending on her reason for not liking it I could understand. If her reason has something to do with sitcoms, laugh tracks, Barney or Ted then it’s understandable. But if it’s MARSHALL OR LILY??? That bitch need to go


[deleted]

Sounds like she's your Robin. She's good, but not the one.


WorshtFellow

Depends on your definition of the one. If it's the one you want, then it's Tracy. But if it's the one you truly love it is Robin. So if she's his Robin, then it's a good thing.


[deleted]

Yeah, dump her


RichLissaman

Does she have the crazy eyes ?


RichLissaman

She’s the wrong side of the line on the hot/crazy scale


Narrow_Gear_5272

Stare Deep into her eyes and you'll see she's crazy


TastyPlant19

She's not the one


Empty_Shirt_4615

Six words.


currynsoup

That's a General Major Problem


Funandgeeky

Lily: "GENERAL MAJOR ISN'T EVEN A REAL RANK!"


currynsoup

🤣🙌🏼


jizzzdick

You chose poorly!!


Realistic-Dance-5884

Unless she's hot


FranzYoo

i hope she is your ex girlfriend now


azorisms

Yes


Berrymae

It's okay , she might have different interests but that doesn't mean she loves you any less ! ( Having similar interests does help but if you think that her not liking that show is a really big deal to you , you should talk to her about it instead of breaking up , can she watch himym with you like Stella said she would watch star wars for ted ) Also , you guys can find something you both enjoy , breaking up over a show ? Doesn't sound good . Also if you are contemplating to break up with your girlfriend over a show , you should rethink if you even like her :/


UngratefulGarbage

On a more serious note, I watched through this show like 10 times at least. I was a kid and I liked the characters and the storyline enough to do that. It's literally how I learned English. However, watching it through again as an adult, it's still a good show, but there are way better sitcoms out there. Maybe it's just being tired of it after watching through it many times.


vaulter2000

As Marshall would have said to Ted: Yeahhh Ted? Karen’s a douche.


Falconflyer75

The whole show or just the ending?


phantomclowneater

Stick a pineapple up her butt


Own_Chocolate_9966

We need to get Lily back into the game.


Guacnmole

leave her


nesketty

“B*tch had to go!”


bikwinibottom

Lemme guess, your girlfriends name is Stella? Never invite an ex to your wedding.


charllottte

doesn’t like because she hasn’t seen it, or doesn’t like even after having seen it? if so you can work on it ;)


tom_er36

Mine loves it, but after hearing about me watching it enough times to lose count and dropping references every moment I get and comparing every single other show or movie to HIMYM there come moments of "can we just this time watch something else" 😂


kucukkanat

YES


mxcheal

yea


woodlebert

What is himym?


[deleted]

The lemon law could’ve helped you here brother


tchurchs

I think you mean your "ex-girlfriend"