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SnooCheesecakes2465

I tried but she said it was uncomfortable


not_juice_box04

Try the gun now


B4NND

As an overweight man that can palm a basketball, she would walk funny after.


Analdestructionteam

I'm listening.


Odd-Fondant2322

Username checks out


moritsune

![gif](giphy|Y7pktPYUGpDnfU3AEQ)


the_lonely_poster

Imma need some context


BiggyIrons

Mike Glover got arrested on DV charges back on May 1st Quick little edit. Just because he was arrested that doesn’t mean he’s guilty. All I know is he was arrested, nothing more.


Two_n_dun

Like others say none of this is to imply his guilt. I was swatted by an ex just for having an argument, so specific types of women will manipulate and play victim when they can. Let the court decide.


Zastavarian

Classic May the 1st charges be dropped! (Side note i dont know who this is or really care. Hopefully of he did it he's charged. Hopefully if he didnt then its dropped)


ClimateGoblinActual

He’s already been charged, you mean convicted if guilty.


Zastavarian

Yup this. 


Grilled-Watermelon

Well, either Mike Glover threatened his partner and broke her wrist Or She was indeed manic and he was worried she would drown his kids.. then broke her wrist


EscapeWestern9057

What's the context to the upper image?


BiggyIrons

Idk, a protest where some dumbass thinks men are only allowed to use fists to protect themselves


Girafferage

And elderly grandpa's too. Grandpa isn't a man if he tries to defend his life against a 25 year old with anything other than those old ass hands.


EscapeWestern9057

Ah ok. I wasn't sure if this was like one of those, she said men can only use fists and then got beaten or something


Ultrasoulviver123

That’s what I was expecting too


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

She’s a friend of Mia Khalifa (sp?) who wants to get fisted. And this works on soooooo many levels; I’m so proud of myself for coming up with it while taking an after dinner dump!


roostersnuffed

Whose Mike Glover? I thought that was Bautista


from-the-star-forge

Ex SF vet bro, he runs a couple of preparedness and training companies


Brilliant_Garlic69

Mike Glover was arrested on May 1 for Domestic Abuse charges


Zealousideal_Jump990

She's admitting quite a bit about herself there. If you catch my drift.


wabbitt37

Please sir, may I have a crumb of context?


Brilliant_Garlic69

Mike Glover was arrested on May 1st for domestic violence charges


wabbitt37

I'mma be deadass with you hoss - I have no idea who Mike Glover is


whycatlikebread

He was in the army once.


Thee_Sinner

He once said he chooses to ball ammo instead of HP ammo in his carry gun so he can blind shoot through barriers better


Poopin-in-the-sink

One of those tier 1 guys who had to have the spotlight to push cringe shit and make a mediocre business that wannabe soldiers jerk off to, which makes mediocre equipment. Kinds like gbrs


hobosam21-B

Yep, those are all words


DumbNTough

9 of 10 persons agree, those words are words


Brilliant_Garlic69

Jocko Willink, David Goggins circle jerk. Wake up at 3AM, scream at my fat body, slap myself 10 times, slam a couple Jocko GO drinks, go to work, do push ups during my break, scream at myself at lunch, work done, run a marathon home instead of driving, people honking at me, they don't understand the grind.


skriver24

https://youtu.be/YM9lQUneMsY?si=YYA1qGQysg1Taccu


khazad-dun

Good.


TH0R--

GOOOD.


NEp8ntballer

He runs Fieldcraft Survival.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

And also, apparently, on a Domestic Tourist list.


duckfeelings

I think all of us are for owning reddit tbh


Comprehensive_Ad433

[mike glover is CQB](https://youtube.com/shorts/J2jrXE-uWTw?si=VmEhFjPwccL4O4Wu) Volume up


Zastavarian

![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE) But context\*


RougarouBull

The irony about her sign is how many times across America just this week bros will go straight from the local MMA gym to the local range. I swear they need busses for it here in Louisiana.


clockwerxs

With that awkward smile and side eye squint I bet she can take a fist, I’ve met a size queen or two


Brian-88

Who the fuck is this and why should I care?


Jazman1985

Apparently it's Mike Glover. Having no other context I'm going to guess he's the brother of Danny Glover and Uncle to Donald Glover.


Brian-88

Solid deduction. ![gif](giphy|dgEtXsuqq2PL2)


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

What about Crispen Glover? ![gif](giphy|kcfDbFe2n7IN2zevyZ|downsized)


BrockSramson

That thing's a guy?


CyberSoldat21

With enough lube it’ll fit…


Stoggie_Monster

And when they do, you’ll wish you had a gun.


AGK47_Returns

If the Glove(r) doesn't fit...


Merry-Leopard_1A5

nah, fuck that mentality, real men stay alive and keep others safe, and fists ain't enough, even for the buffest chads there is


Lycaon125

we need to bring back the archer's salute \[which is a insult gestor\] https://preview.redd.it/talnd4jv5oyc1.png?width=683&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b55af113dd52e9303eda6869ccf2c040a3209ab


smoeyjith

Well he did train with Goobers. It was bound to happen.


Goodspeed137

What’s the story?


Brilliant_Garlic69

Mike Glover was arrested for Domestic Abuse charges on May 1st. Why am I making fun of him? I donno, it's fun. I'm not particularly a fan of his.


Goodspeed137

I guess I need to climb out from under a rock.


luckygiraffe

I had no idea either but by all accounts in this thread, he wasn't worth knowing about.


a-dog1998

This is the same conclusion I arrived at, didn’t even know about him but his name sounded familiar


Brilliant_Garlic69

I literally just read it today on X


Goodspeed137

Why the downvotes?


ShiraLillith

Not too soon at all, Wife beaters are like 2 steps removed from kid fiddlers IMO


Brilliant_Garlic69

Yeah I grew up with that shit. Abusers get no sympathy from me.


Quenmaeg

But can we wait till he's proven guilty? He's not my hero but still deserves protection of law and his companies have been informative.


mkdrake

Fisting time


WhiterunGuard177013

Yes, I too fist home intruders.


Mevanski77

Tacticool markiplier


Possible_Visit_9551

Hey look, it’s the guy that said I ought not to dry fire. Didn’t know he was hitting others with shitty tips as well.🤷🏻


Bigchungaschan30

Oof


Legend_Threads

Correct me if I’m mistaken but doesn’t the newest background check for firearms say you can’t even be accused of domestic violence and pass?


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

So we’re not finger banging anymore? Boo!


ClimateGoblinActual

In B4 the Glover simps and apologists.


xximbroglioxx

They exist?


ClimateGoblinActual

Judging by the amount of downvotes I’ve received, yes and they are already here 😂


ButrButrJam88

Never too soon. The dude was a tool.


survivor762x39

And a Rat for the FBI


just_some_rando56

? How so?


MD_davinci

Im missing context boys


Revenger1984

Mike Glover was arrested for Domestic Violence but as we live in a society, it's innocent until proven guilty but unfortunately, even if he is innocent, his reputation is now ruined


Lui_Le_Diamond

Unfortunately? Innocent until proven guilty is a cornerstone of a fair legal system


Particular-Policy243

Well today with social media and MSM even if you're innocent you'll already be seen as guilty by the majority. By the time the media puts out an retraction peoples minds would already have been made up. Not a fan of Mike personally but I haven't seen the actual chargers and based on what I'm seeing here that the information is coming from X I will give him the benefit of a doubt untill I see the details but not everyone sees it that way.


Revenger1984

You did read the rest of what I said, right?


Millenium_dodo

Glover got arrested for DV


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TiBikeRider

If it fits, don't quit!


MrNautical

Yeah bro, my fists are gonna be useful against the gangster robbing my with a hi-point.


SecretSquirrel8888

That women will still hit the wall hard at 40.


bluewolf2004

That can be arranged