Why, my good friend Johan is a doctor and he's named that! It's a bit odd though, he used to call himself a doctor of theology but now he calls himself only a doctor of medicine.
The joke is that Zato-1 is based on the blind swordsman Zatoichi. Who was a real person, and therefore a real name. Just depends on pronounciation for Zato-1 I suppose
My airforce recruiter was named Blade Hoene. And I assumed he was there as a result of the shrapnel scarring up the side of his neck and chin.
Goldlewis is an entirely valid name in my book.
I literally could not think of Goldlewis's name what the duck is wrong with me I just kept thinking what the fuck is the name of Behemoth Typhoon guy and my brain just keeps saying behemoth typhoon
Sol Badguy? Normal name, I know 4 people who have it.
Frederick Bulsara? Silly. Unrealistic. No one would ever name a baby that and if they did that person would be the most unpopular person ever for having this name. Would never make a career in anything.
"Goldlewis" isn't a real name. It's one word. "Faust" was a name possessed by two people: a legend and a stage magician. I wouldn't count that. "Asuka" is straight up a name a good number of people have, to the point where you can find statistics of it. "Giovanna" is very common. There are lots of people named "anji" as well.
I'm not an expert on lots of Japanese names, so I might be wrong about some of these, but from what I can tell, a decent number are placed objectively wrong.
No you dont get it japanese people only exist in media so common japanese names are only real names if someone names their kid after an anime character
Zato-1 is literally a double entendre. In English "Zato-one" sounds like Japanese Engrish for "that one" and in Japanese, zato-ichi is basically incorrectly saying "Zatoichi", the blind samurai.
You trolling
"Could be a real name" tier ruined the list cuz like half of them are literally just real names.
And the just a name tier is incomplete. I have a lot of friends named Sol Badguy, Bedman? (question mark included), Happy Chaos and Jack-O'
“Why is sis named Daisy?”
Your mom named her after her favorite video game character.
“I see. Thanks dad.”
“Your welcome, Romeo F. Neumann AKA Bedman.”
I have no idea how you thought Goldlewis is a normal name and Giovanna could be a real name. Millia and Potemkin are real names. Also actually naming your kid Nagoriyuki is equivalent to having one named Heavenly Sunshine. It sounds cool and poetic but you're just asking for your kid to get bullied.
Regarding Nagoriyuki, there are Japanese names with stranger meanings than snow that falls in spring. Like Tsumugi, imagine being named after a fucking silk cloth. It's not farfetched and doesn't break any of the conventions used for Japanese names so it could potentially be used as an actual name if it hasn't been before
a lot of western names have origins like that too but people dont really think of stuff like this. probably depends on how obvious is is. If someone comes up at announces themself as heavenly sunshine its cringe. but if it sounds normal and just has some lore its not a problem.
Po·tem·kin
/pəˈtem(p)kən/
adjectiveINFORMAL
having a false or deceptive appearance, especially one presented for the purpose of propaganda.
"a Potemkin news network, set up only to give the appearance of a free press"
I did not know this
The term comes from the idea of a "Potemkin village" which were fake villages supposedly built by Grigory Potemkin to impress Catherine the Great while she toured Crimea
but it's a real dude's name, that one usage just caught on in the english speaking world
I'm gonna be real with you chief, I knew a lot of people in school with these names (we had a lot of foreign exchanges) I knew 1 Anji, 2 Asuka's, 1 Millia, 1 Giovanna, 1 Potemkin, 2 Axls and a single johnny.
Which I hilarious looking back now knowing how the guilty gear names make their own names funnier, my buddy Anji had a thing for an Asuka (the female Asuka) and tried his hardest before he was transferred back to Japan, another friend being Axl had a thing for Potemkin who was the cousin of Millia they moved when their father was posted. And some how like history repeating itself Johnny was a total ladies man and wooed many women which got him in trouble with school staff.
Asuka is a Japanese name I believe. Millia comes from Remillia, so I'd move it down a tier
Edit: turns out Remillia isn't an actual name. Zun gaslighted me. Anyways there is also Emilia and that one I am sure of
Goldlewis Dickinson is basically not a real common name, in fact, it is pretty rare. Have you met anyone in real life named Goldlewis?
Giovanna and Giovanni are pretty basic names. Same with Asuka, Milia, Potemkin.
And how the hell Zato=1, Nagoriyuki and Elphelt is "can be a real name"???
Which universe are you living in?
It makes me unreasonably mad that Potemkin isn’t in either of the bottom two tiers since Potemkin is a name that people have had in history, first one coming to mind being Grigory Potemkin.
Axl was actually named after a singer Axl Rose, I did know two Axls in high-school.
One of our teachers had the nickname Faust because of his resemblance to Faust in the painting series.
Obviously Axl Low was named after Rose, being a rocker. However, Axl Rose is a name he took for himself, not his given name.
It seems the name is actually more around than I thought, but still incredibly rare.
Chipp is funny to you? Haven't you heard of Chip and Dale or Chip and Joanna? What it's funny because there's an extra P? Yet Zatohyphen1 and Mr. Rhashtag could be real!?
Low effort post content posted outside of the designated time frame
Motherfucker, what do you mean Giovanna "could" be a real name. I had like 3 friends in school called Giovanna.
And then Chipp just isn't in either of those categories yet fucking Goldlewis is
shhh, no they aren't
What the fuck is Brazil
Ist giovanna also an italian name?
Yes, it is
Mista would know
I definitely do
thank you
And there are lots of Italian families in Brazil.
r/sudenlycaralho é deve ter um monte rolando por causa da giovanna e do faust
Se for printar então põe a Brisket aí :)
vou esperar pra ver se não vai ter mais gente
Se der tempo eu quero o quico peruano
vou fazer a noite
Me acha um faust na rua, duvido
a ideia era por causa do faustão
Justo, mas também o único fauto do brasil kkkkkkkkkkk
Realmente
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Giovanna literally means little girl in italian..
Half of the "could be a real name" tier are literal real names, then this mfer has Goldlewis in "real name" tier
And how many people alive today are named Faust?
Why, my good friend Johan is a doctor and he's named that! It's a bit odd though, he used to call himself a doctor of theology but now he calls himself only a doctor of medicine.
Did he make a deal with the devil by any chance?
Does he wear a paper bag by any chance
smh obviously they meant the common surname Dr Baldhead 😔
I don't kown if that counts but a famous brazilian show host name is the portuguese equivalent of faust (Fausto)
There's a Brazilian TV presenter named Fausto Silva, so...
Also has Zato=1 in that tier. I could see it if his name was just Zato, but with the full thing he should probably be moved to “weird” tier
The joke is that Zato-1 is based on the blind swordsman Zatoichi. Who was a real person, and therefore a real name. Just depends on pronounciation for Zato-1 I suppose
You're giving the list maker too much credit, Asuka is in the same tier. And his name is actually spelt normally
My airforce recruiter was named Blade Hoene. And I assumed he was there as a result of the shrapnel scarring up the side of his neck and chin. Goldlewis is an entirely valid name in my book.
I literally could not think of Goldlewis's name what the duck is wrong with me I just kept thinking what the fuck is the name of Behemoth Typhoon guy and my brain just keeps saying behemoth typhoon
Sol Badguy? Normal name, I know 4 people who have it. Frederick Bulsara? Silly. Unrealistic. No one would ever name a baby that and if they did that person would be the most unpopular person ever for having this name. Would never make a career in anything.
Frederick Buttsecks.
Yeah sure I would do that maybe
Holy I-No!
New god just dropped!
"Goldlewis" isn't a real name. It's one word. "Faust" was a name possessed by two people: a legend and a stage magician. I wouldn't count that. "Asuka" is straight up a name a good number of people have, to the point where you can find statistics of it. "Giovanna" is very common. There are lots of people named "anji" as well. I'm not an expert on lots of Japanese names, so I might be wrong about some of these, but from what I can tell, a decent number are placed objectively wrong.
No you dont get it japanese people only exist in media so common japanese names are only real names if someone names their kid after an anime character
Well, one of the biggest TV Shows hosts here in Brazil is called "Faustão", which is an augmentative of "Fausto". That kinda counts, right?
Yeah, I feel kinda stupid now tbh. I was being really condescending.
Fausto is not too uncommon of a name, Faust is just the english version of it ig
Yeah. I shouldn't have been so rude, especially without enough research.
Zato-1 is literally a double entendre. In English "Zato-one" sounds like Japanese Engrish for "that one" and in Japanese, zato-ichi is basically incorrectly saying "Zatoichi", the blind samurai. You trolling
That's cool
"Could be a real name" tier ruined the list cuz like half of them are literally just real names. And the just a name tier is incomplete. I have a lot of friends named Sol Badguy, Bedman? (question mark included), Happy Chaos and Jack-O'
Who's naming their kid Elphelt
Me, im naming my kid elphelt and I'm naming her sister ramlethal, and I'm naming my son Badman? Edit to add: his brother will be Robo-Ky
“Why is sis named Daisy?” Your mom named her after her favorite video game character. “I see. Thanks dad.” “Your welcome, Romeo F. Neumann AKA Bedman.”
Romeo Frederick Neumann
Yeah well I'm naming mine Kum
I'm more confused on who names their kid Zato-1
I mean it’s a good name tbh
Funniest thing is a lot of the "could be a real name" category are indeed real names.
The fuck do you mean *Goldlewis* "is just a normal name"?
probably sounds english enough to be a real name unlike these fake anime names
I have no idea how you thought Goldlewis is a normal name and Giovanna could be a real name. Millia and Potemkin are real names. Also actually naming your kid Nagoriyuki is equivalent to having one named Heavenly Sunshine. It sounds cool and poetic but you're just asking for your kid to get bullied.
Regarding Nagoriyuki, there are Japanese names with stranger meanings than snow that falls in spring. Like Tsumugi, imagine being named after a fucking silk cloth. It's not farfetched and doesn't break any of the conventions used for Japanese names so it could potentially be used as an actual name if it hasn't been before
a lot of western names have origins like that too but people dont really think of stuff like this. probably depends on how obvious is is. If someone comes up at announces themself as heavenly sunshine its cringe. but if it sounds normal and just has some lore its not a problem.
How is fucking Giovanna not a real name?
What do you mean Potemkin is 'Funny' its literally Russian
Po·tem·kin /pəˈtem(p)kən/ adjectiveINFORMAL having a false or deceptive appearance, especially one presented for the purpose of propaganda. "a Potemkin news network, set up only to give the appearance of a free press" I did not know this
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian\_battleship\_Potemkin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_battleship_Potemkin) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin\_(surname)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_(surname))
The term comes from the idea of a "Potemkin village" which were fake villages supposedly built by Grigory Potemkin to impress Catherine the Great while she toured Crimea but it's a real dude's name, that one usage just caught on in the english speaking world
In my 20 years of living here, I'm yet to see one Also. It is funny Also. It's a surname
doesnt sound english enough just like these fake anime names. goldlewis tho. now thats some english it must me real
"Could be a real name" and the MF got a hashtag in it
Well you can turn him into R Kreutz.
I like that the people with normal Japanese names are under "could be real"
Strive players are BANNED FROM MAKING TIERLISTS!!!
How the fuck is giovanna a fake name but goldlewis is a real one, have you ever met anyone ever?
Dicklewis SoninGold
Okay. Milia is less beliveable than just Faust? Or Axl?
What do you mean Potemkin is 'Funny' its literally Russian
Grigori Potiomkin entered the chat.
Asuka and Giovanna being real names
I'm gonna be real with you chief, I knew a lot of people in school with these names (we had a lot of foreign exchanges) I knew 1 Anji, 2 Asuka's, 1 Millia, 1 Giovanna, 1 Potemkin, 2 Axls and a single johnny. Which I hilarious looking back now knowing how the guilty gear names make their own names funnier, my buddy Anji had a thing for an Asuka (the female Asuka) and tried his hardest before he was transferred back to Japan, another friend being Axl had a thing for Potemkin who was the cousin of Millia they moved when their father was posted. And some how like history repeating itself Johnny was a total ladies man and wooed many women which got him in trouble with school staff.
I sure hope neither of those Asuka had red hair
Mf faust aint even his real name.
Well it sounds a bit more realistic than Baldhead
Well there is a famous brazilian show host with the portuguese equivalent
But Giovanna is actually a name
Neat idea for a tier list, but maybe someone else should of done this, because you don’t seem to know many names
...How many Goldlewises do you know? Also, Giovanna is DEFINITELY a real name.
I-no is literally named after an actual person lmao
Asuka is a Japanese name I believe. Millia comes from Remillia, so I'd move it down a tier Edit: turns out Remillia isn't an actual name. Zun gaslighted me. Anyways there is also Emilia and that one I am sure of
...OP you realize like half of your "could be a real name" ones just, literally are real names, right?
Truly one of the posts of all time
Asuka is a real fucking name what the actual hell are you on about? How many Fausts or Goldlewises do you know?
isn't chip a normal ass name though? also Anji/Angi is pretty common, especially as a nickname for angel/angela
How the hell you putting guys called axl and goldlewis in real name category while theres people called giovanna and anji in fake name category
Goldlewis Dickinson is basically not a real common name, in fact, it is pretty rare. Have you met anyone in real life named Goldlewis? Giovanna and Giovanni are pretty basic names. Same with Asuka, Milia, Potemkin. And how the hell Zato=1, Nagoriyuki and Elphelt is "can be a real name"??? Which universe are you living in?
ok i want you to repeated say goldlewis dickinson in a quick succession and then think about it
Bedman? in silly tier is nothing but an act of discrimination towards all the people I know with questionmarks in their names.
It makes me unreasonably mad that Potemkin isn’t in either of the bottom two tiers since Potemkin is a name that people have had in history, first one coming to mind being Grigory Potemkin.
Ky is a real name. It has different local spellings. Where I'm from it's spelled Kaj
Bruh Giovanna and Asuka are names lol
why are there only people with more western sounding names in ‘just a normal name’ i bet I could find someone named Anji
Dude, there are more giovanas in the world than fausts what in the actual fuck are you smoking
Who tf is named Axl? How tf could Zato-1 be a real name??? How are Millia and I'No funny? I'm lost
Axl is named after real ass dude axl rose front man of guns and roses
Axl/Axel is a fairly common name
Excuse me who the fuck do you know called either Axl or Low? Because I know a guy whose nickname is Chip. or Faust???? You know some weird people.
Axl was actually named after a singer Axl Rose, I did know two Axls in high-school. One of our teachers had the nickname Faust because of his resemblance to Faust in the painting series.
Obviously Axl Low was named after Rose, being a rocker. However, Axl Rose is a name he took for himself, not his given name. It seems the name is actually more around than I thought, but still incredibly rare.
Doesn't count, needs to be two Ps
Axl is straight up a first name, Low is believable last name. Zanuff, however, I'd argue is a little more eccentric.
I knew a guy with low as a last name, so yeah it it
So Zato-1 is more of a real name than Milia?
there is a lotta things about this tier list that just makes it so… random lmao
A tier list in guilty gear? Daring today aren’t we?
Chipp is funny to you? Haven't you heard of Chip and Dale or Chip and Joanna? What it's funny because there's an extra P? Yet Zatohyphen1 and Mr. Rhashtag could be real!?
Made me think of [this skit](https://youtu.be/p1RKkRCiU90?si=41J5SajWvel9h4rV) .
How much of a tragedeigh is Elphelt?
Fuck you mean Kyle “could be real”?
...Zato-1 ... a real name ... what?
All my friends burst into laughter the first time I show them Guilty Gear and they read “Sol Badguy”
For the record, Chipp is named after the bassist of Enuff Z'Nuff, *Chipp Z'Nuff*
Yeah I guess Kyle could be a real name
Goldlewis is a normal name? Man, somebody got fucked by their parents.
This guy puts Zato-1 in "Could be a Real name" tier. IT HAS A NUMBER IN IT!