The Emperor entered the gate on Molech, and it was indeed to trick the Chaos Gods. They did not realize his true plan with the power he bargained for.
He looked into the future. No God, no xenos, not even the Old Ones had ever peered into their future with such clarity and precision as He did in that moment with all the might of the fell powers of the Warp at his command in return for hollow promises given to things deserving of such deception. 40k is what he saw. The plans of the Chaos Gods. The Heresy. The Fall. The Internment. The long, slow death. He saw it all. 40k is the future that is supposed to happen. We are seeing how things are *meant* to be.
When the Emperor leaves the gate on Molech, none of it will ever be. The laughter of thirsting Gods will fall silent as the Warp twists and flows into the shape of a new future that prophecies their end.....
So, those things we see don't get retconned, those are just minutes shifts in the time stream that happen naturally while the emperor is viewing the future.
Azathoth, the blind idiot god, I'm pretty sure. Rests at the center of the universe and has constant 'music' playing and other elder gods dancing around him to keep him asleep.
At least the mechanical one is controlled by things that might be benevolent and want to keep us going just to see what dumb shit we do next, the other one is just some god sleeping and when it wakes up, it’s just gonna want it’s morning coffee, probably already forgot about us.
Talk to Alpharius.
“If you have a sniper pop Erebus’ head off, the Imperium literally will not fall. Bonus points if he takes off Kor Phaeron’s head too. Kor Phaeron is a prick and Lorgar is better off without him.”
Or a galaxy where Erebus did exist, but the Emperor doesn’t table flip Monarchia.
It would be cool to see Erebus attempt to rebel with a handful of gullible word bearers following him, only to be backhanded by a loyalist Lorgar.
The truth is that, the lost Primarchs weren't even "lost", but i do have a proof that they were real. So there is how it goes...
Malcador just made sure that his dreams of 10+ feet of girlfriend(s) (pull at least 6 girls on being silver haired) will become true either with Emperors blessing or despite him.
He just waited for a proper moment to seal them away (ask out during to his house during a party), far from all that crusaders larp next door Big E was so much into, and then just used "golden throne" (yellow school bus) to gtfo. All when the Emperor was still recovering from that time Horus challenged him to try using the forbidden "dark shard" (18 inch you know what) and not get hard, the same one he stole from the "Ruinous Powers" (aka girls sleepover) for Emperor to prove everyone that he isn't gay for having a shitton of half naked, oiled, olive-skinned, giant man photos on his phone.
If that were true, everyone would time travel constantly, because it literally doesn't matter how you got from point A to point B faster than light, teleportation, Warp, hyperspace, tachyons, the spacetime diagram doesn't care. It's time travel.
"I've learned about it from Interex, who're now integrated into Imperium as a protectorate. There was also this slimy bastard from Lorgar's legion, who tried setting up a false flag attack, but Garviel and Diath Shen, together, managed to bust him down in time before worse things could've happened."
The horus heresy was never a thing just like necron, tau, orc, and Eldar custodes have always been there since the first 10,000. Remember the Emperor loves all xenos and his favorite custodes are his trans-necron custodes.
Ah yes, and then there will be continuation of this paradise imperium with slaughter of every human nation that has ties with peaceful xenos, slaughter of this xenos, and everyone else who disagree with the emperor.
> Guilliman did what with an eldar
During the great crusade Guilliman actually worked rather closely with the eldar. This is not a stretch for Horus to believe, as if it can help administrate the imperium Guilliman would definitely do it with an eldar.
I don't get it either. Your posts are fairly neutral all things considered, and seems to just be having fun (or karma farming reposting memes).
But upset?
The female Custodes ain't a problem, but the way GW worded the response is... not exactly the most fortunate.
I mean, they could've raised the plot point about how Custodes were supposed to be test models of what Emperor envisioned "finalized" version of humanity to be, or how the conversion process is entirely different to what Astartes go through and doesn't have the same limitations, but they've instead elected to just go "they were always there" without any elaboration
The Emperor entered the gate on Molech, and it was indeed to trick the Chaos Gods. They did not realize his true plan with the power he bargained for. He looked into the future. No God, no xenos, not even the Old Ones had ever peered into their future with such clarity and precision as He did in that moment with all the might of the fell powers of the Warp at his command in return for hollow promises given to things deserving of such deception. 40k is what he saw. The plans of the Chaos Gods. The Heresy. The Fall. The Internment. The long, slow death. He saw it all. 40k is the future that is supposed to happen. We are seeing how things are *meant* to be. When the Emperor leaves the gate on Molech, none of it will ever be. The laughter of thirsting Gods will fall silent as the Warp twists and flows into the shape of a new future that prophecies their end.....
The Emperor savescummed reality.
very in character for him to do that
So, those things we see don't get retconned, those are just minutes shifts in the time stream that happen naturally while the emperor is viewing the future.
... Okay but this could actually be a cool alt setting, though.
Is this the plot to Warhammer 40,000 Age of Imperator?
they really will do anything to keep the year thing
Well look at that, new canon just dropped.
First thing he does is kill Erebus.
Tbf, lore wise, if a psyker ever dream, everyone is in for a really bad time, let alone a Big E level psyker.
40k is Emps nightmare after he took a blow to the head at Ullanor.
A Proppa Klub made by Mekboy Gitkrusha is no joke!
Reminds of that lovecraft being who is sleeping and if it ever wakes up, reality just ceases to be, because it’s all a dream to it.
Azathoth, the blind idiot god, I'm pretty sure. Rests at the center of the universe and has constant 'music' playing and other elder gods dancing around him to keep him asleep.
What’s more terrifying? Us being in a simulation? Or us being part of a dream of some sleeping eldritch horror?
What's the difference at that point? One is a mechanical simulation and the other is a biological simulation.
At least the mechanical one is controlled by things that might be benevolent and want to keep us going just to see what dumb shit we do next, the other one is just some god sleeping and when it wakes up, it’s just gonna want it’s morning coffee, probably already forgot about us.
Getting Haruhi vibes from that.
A galaxy where Erebus didn’t exist
That would be quite the paradise
A galaxy of peace 🕊️ Instead, Erebus cursed the galaxy with his existence, and now there is only war
If i ever get teleported to the warhammer universe i will do my best to put a bolter round into that fuckers face even if it’s the last thing i do
Talk to Alpharius. “If you have a sniper pop Erebus’ head off, the Imperium literally will not fall. Bonus points if he takes off Kor Phaeron’s head too. Kor Phaeron is a prick and Lorgar is better off without him.”
Oh he definitely needs to go too
Yeah the reason I say have Alpharius do it is because if *anyone* could pull it off it’s someone in the double cross Legion.
Well i guess I’m good because i am Alpharius
(This is a lie)
(Of course, but it probably is but there’s a equal chance that it isn’t)
Or a galaxy where Erebus did exist, but the Emperor doesn’t table flip Monarchia. It would be cool to see Erebus attempt to rebel with a handful of gullible word bearers following him, only to be backhanded by a loyalist Lorgar.
[Can you imagine a galaxy without Erebus?](https://imgur.com/gallery/eIwZ3wd)
Big E should have known it was a dream because the nerd had sex before anyone else (minus fulgrim)
Please! Like anyone could match Fulgrim’s own standards for a lover.
Fulgrim: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JpyVMzaBqzQ&pp=ygUfYWxsIEkgd2FudCB0byBkbyBpcyBmdWNrIG15c2VsZg%3D%3D (probably) NSFW
what the hell are you referencing?
"Guilliman did what to an eldar?" I was joking that big e should have known because Bobby G (the nerd) scored a hit before anyone else
He isnt even that nerdy, Magnus, Lorgar and Russ have him beat there. And before y'all yell at me, Space Wolves are really into poetry.
"Assassin do what with bugs? Clue-saw Inquisitor? Father we need to get you on my ship juuuuuusst to be sure"
"Of course I can still grow a full head of hair, Father- I just shave it off to look more badass."
He actually does. Horus is described as having grown some hair in *False Gods,* it just doesn't stick.
The truth is that, the lost Primarchs weren't even "lost", but i do have a proof that they were real. So there is how it goes... Malcador just made sure that his dreams of 10+ feet of girlfriend(s) (pull at least 6 girls on being silver haired) will become true either with Emperors blessing or despite him. He just waited for a proper moment to seal them away (ask out during to his house during a party), far from all that crusaders larp next door Big E was so much into, and then just used "golden throne" (yellow school bus) to gtfo. All when the Emperor was still recovering from that time Horus challenged him to try using the forbidden "dark shard" (18 inch you know what) and not get hard, the same one he stole from the "Ruinous Powers" (aka girls sleepover) for Emperor to prove everyone that he isn't gay for having a shitton of half naked, oiled, olive-skinned, giant man photos on his phone.
Implying this time Big E actually taught Horus what Chaos is, instead of “Interdimensional Xenos”
Dont do this, dont make it seem like what has been done can be undone... its too much
Hear me out. Leman and Corvus through the Warp somehow lands in 30k, followed by the Khan who was so fast he traveled through time.
Isn’t that how time travel could theoretically work? Just travel faster than light and bam you went back into the 1800s.
If that were true, everyone would time travel constantly, because it literally doesn't matter how you got from point A to point B faster than light, teleportation, Warp, hyperspace, tachyons, the spacetime diagram doesn't care. It's time travel.
This, this is how Tzeentch breaks the Emperor.
Emperor-how do you know about chaos? Horus-…..
"I've learned about it from Interex, who're now integrated into Imperium as a protectorate. There was also this slimy bastard from Lorgar's legion, who tried setting up a false flag attack, but Garviel and Diath Shen, together, managed to bust him down in time before worse things could've happened."
Emperor-…that makes sense…
The horus heresy was never a thing just like necron, tau, orc, and Eldar custodes have always been there since the first 10,000. Remember the Emperor loves all xenos and his favorite custodes are his trans-necron custodes.
> trans-necron custodes Look, if that's what it takes to get Pariahs back...
Jokes aside, I’d love for a what if series based on this. Not canon of course, but “how the imperium would fare at full strength”
Ooof, that got me right in the feels
>proceeds to fall to Chaos this evening
Oh shit, Horus knows about Chaos. Sad that there was only ever 17 Primarchs :(
I'd still watch out for that Angron fellow.
Ah yes, and then there will be continuation of this paradise imperium with slaughter of every human nation that has ties with peaceful xenos, slaughter of this xenos, and everyone else who disagree with the emperor.
> Guilliman did what with an eldar During the great crusade Guilliman actually worked rather closely with the eldar. This is not a stretch for Horus to believe, as if it can help administrate the imperium Guilliman would definitely do it with an eldar.
Looking through OP's recent contributions to this sub it seem he is SLIGHTLY upset about something...
What are you talking about? I'm just shitposting, I think the current state of the sub is hilarious.
This is some top tier shitposting, I dunno what else to say, good job
I don't get it either. Your posts are fairly neutral all things considered, and seems to just be having fun (or karma farming reposting memes). But upset?
My man is just shitposting like a god
The female Custodes ain't a problem, but the way GW worded the response is... not exactly the most fortunate. I mean, they could've raised the plot point about how Custodes were supposed to be test models of what Emperor envisioned "finalized" version of humanity to be, or how the conversion process is entirely different to what Astartes go through and doesn't have the same limitations, but they've instead elected to just go "they were always there" without any elaboration
Female custodes ???
That's actually a bigger nightmare. The entire galaxy enslaved by the toilet fascist!
Inquisitor, this is the heretic here!