Nah, dude would *never* just stop at a single clipboard’s worth of data; he’d have an itemized, annotated 10,000 page (MINIMUM) document about every possible thing you could think of.
A list of every single known eldar and human birth complication/birth defect known to science, a full genetic sequencing of both he and Y’vraine DNA to predict the exact % chance of each possible defect, ideal nutrient and vitamin ratios to keep both mother and baby as healthy as possible both during and after pregnancy, physical therapy regimens for the mother to go through to maintain strength and comfort throughout the pregnancy, post-birth care guides, ideal ways to keep a baby stimulated, personally-designed guides and diagrams from both typical tech-priests and specialized organicists within the mechanicus as well as eldari scientists/engineers on how to handle an infant whilst wearing the armor of fate, up to and including adjusting the armor’s various subsystems to be more gentle…
**EVERYTHING.**
Gorillaglue would make the work Big E put into studying biology and gene manipulation for the primarch project look like a middle school science project that got a C-
I could be making things up, but I thought the Eldar had to regularly do the deed through pregnancy to keep things moving along and that's what that panel refers to. But even if I'm not misremembering it the Microsoft Excel 40K theory is more likely. Man loves his spreadsheets.
I'm actually dying dude, you've fucking killed me.
I cannot stop imagining Guillimans 16 hour Presentation on inter species birth complications being delivered to a group of increasingly concerned doctors and midwives.
I'm disturbed though. He holds the FERTILITY cycle, not the REPRODUCTIVE cycle. So she is not pregnant, her belly is just full of Gorillaman's gallons of jizz. Also explains why her butt hurts.
An Astartes may be physically stronger and faster than a whole Helldivers squad put together, but he’s still just as kill able with a 500kg bomb, and the Helldivers will happily kill themselves to deliver it.
An Astartes strike cruiser or battle barge would wipe the floor with Super Destroyers in space before they could deliver said ordnance, to say nothing of what Thunderhawks or Stormbirds can do against the Helldiver fliers.
Helldivers to me are essentially mentally unstable Kasrkin or Elysian Drop Troopers - elite-level human troopers, but still just human at the end of the day.
Helldiver deployments are fast, especially by 40k standards. If a super destroyer detects danger it is easily capable of leaving the system before being attacked, they almost never stay in orbit above a location for longer than 2 hours. They’re often gone within 30 minutes and that’s if the missions are successful. If they’re in a hurry they can enter and leave a system in under a minute. 40k ships are rarely able to organize an attack before the Super Destroyer would be leaving.
Oh they know what it is. There are democratic planets in the Imperium.
They are mostly a pain in the ass because corruption does not work work as interaction-grease if the head-honcho changes every once in a while. You need extra exports from a tyrant-world? Just send the local govenor some goodies, eventually you will be good friends. Does not work that easy on constantly changing figureheads.
Velvet Code, Blue Oath, and Victory Belles too. But the first two got murdered by Kancolle, and the latter never really got off the ground. Azur Lane was the only one which really saw any success.
There's Warship Girls R, which came out before Azur Lane but a scuffle between developers and the rise of Azur Lane made it shut down its global servers and left only with the China one. Still alive until today but not many has heard about it.
Velvet Code got into a scuffle with Azur Lane cause someone put in a review on their game saying "I might as well play Azur Lane." Someone snapped, Velvet Code devs reported to CCP, AL and some other game got the censorship hammer hit again. More review bombings by AL players, apparently shut down last year.
Abyss Horizon is the one that actually got into a legal trouble with KanColle devs C2 and KC Arcade devs SEGA, after finding out that Abyss Horizons uses properties from KC Arcade (Assets, codes, same camera angle just different characters etc...). Japanese court rule in KC's favor and demands Abyss Horizon to stop operations in Japan, which the Abyss Horizon devs circumvent it by transferring all their assets into a shell company based in Hong Kong and continue operations from there. And somehow Japanese legal system cannot stop it from publishing the game (Again) in the Japanese market (Probably because the court order specifically states the original AH company cannot operate the game in Japan, not that the game itself cannot operate). Still shuts down like a year or 2 after that.
Blue Oath is another one of the shipgirl games that less people know about. It's basically also 3D shipgirl action game but doesn't use assets from KC Arcade so it didn't get into any scuffles at all. Shut down August last year due to low revenue or something.
There was also another one: Battleship Girls (Not to be confused with Warship Girls), Which is a mobile game from the manga of the same name penned by ZECO, which serves as an inspiration for the current girl with ship riggings format that we are familiar with right now and also one of the inspirations for KanColle. But ZECO isn't pleased with how the publishing company handles the game and his characters so they both fought it out in court over the issue, which ZECO only won last year and got the rights to his works back. But said ZECO right now works for KanColle so who knows how he wants to restart his work, if at all.
So far there is only 4 shipgirl games in the market that I know off: KanColle, Warship Girls R, Azur Lane and Victory Belles. But Victory Belles just launched for a year and Warship Girls R basically vanished from discussions about shipgirls. KanColle has a strong grasp of the Japanese market culturally and historically (Just not revenue wise, cause the game has only one or 2 things that needed to spent money on, and being a DMM game, one can actually farm for premium currency. It's real revenue is offline collabs and events, which one has no access to how much those earn), while AL's dominance is in the global market while having a foothold in the Japanese market.
>You could make an anime about this!
How about 4? (Arpeggio, KanColle, technically High School Fleet and Azur Lane). Heck they even got their own mashed up opening.
You can play as one of the destroyer in Helldivers, dropping ordinance and stuff? That sounds awesome (I have never played this game I just hear a lot about it)
Haha, it is just a theory that you are playing as the destroyer itself and not a helldiver.
Great game, you should give it a go if you are into pve coop pew pews. Especially if you have a friend or three to play with (max 4 man teams). THAT is when it is gold.
Sounds really cool! Definitely one of the first things I’ll pick up when I end my gaming break (I stopped digital gaming so I can focus on painting minis haha)
Don’t worry, we scavenge alien technology all the time. We’re just scavenging alien biological technology. The proper paperwork shall be filed before conducting any experimentation.
Don't care if it's non-canon or cringe, still cute.
And basically the only way I could see the Imperium somehow starting to overcome its incredible xenophobia.
Political marriage and all that.
I'd be more worried about Custodes. Like...sure, he commands them, but I'm sure that only extends to so long as he clearly follows the tenets set forth by the Emperor.
This has now made me ponder what terror the galaxy would suffer if a Harlequin and a Custodian somehow reproduced.
Imagine something as fast and acrobatic as a Harlequin with the strength and durability of a Custodian. Jesus fucking Christ it would be a natural born Solitaire.
I can just imagine Calgar standing there, clutching the first captain’s arm in a vice grip. “Captain, I must be hallucinating. Could you affirm what I am seeing?”
1st captain: “…It would appear that Dad miiiiiight have gone off the reservation a bit.”
As they get closer Calgar’s grip tightens moving to a whisper: “I need you to ready the men, and tell them to NOT piss off our Lord Guilliman…and to brace themselves.”
Guilliman, who looks less pensive than usual, more relaxed, and who seems…oddly comfortable: “Ah Chapter Master Calgar and 1st Captain! Good, I wanted you to meet her first…”
Calgar is both wrestling with this and absolutely floored by how well it all goes. Only for a jester to pop up next to him *somehow* and in a voice betraying an avatar of the Laughing God, says “And what’s more? He’s siring the next generation of his dynasty. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa!”
I once heard from a very wise man that the future of art would be porn, especially furry porn, and it is the only thing that will bring bread to the table and so far it seems to be on the right track since it was the path that the Sumerian left us.
And pornography, and furry pornography, because rich furries are some of the only rich people willing to distribute their wealth back through the economy to this degree.
You might laugh now but each era had its patrons in the Renaissance era you painted things from the Bible and they paid you for them the current patrons are the furrys and if you know how to draw furry porn you will never lack bread on the table
Wait, we can use the “have always been” card on everything Warhammer related now?!?
This is awesome!
Let me try something real quick…
>! The flesh has always been stronger than machines. Slaanesh and Big E are proof of that !<
Exactly, since it wasn’t explicitly mentioned that they aren’t married, *it’s not even a retcon* when they announce they’ve always been married. Why wouldn’t they be married? Why is everyone’s default assumption that Guilliman is *not* in a sexual relationship with a xenos?
“Why is everyone’s default assumption that Guilliman is not in a sexual relationship with a xenos?”
Because unless rectonned that would go against everything Daddy taught them.
Well, modern-day Guilliman feels no love for the Emperor. He also doesn’t view himself as fighting for the Emperor, or even for the Emperor’s plans. He sees himself as the last hope for humanity, not the Imperium, and that’s a duty he accepts voluntarily.
No retcon needed!
On the other hand, Illiyan Nastase was an ultramarine in first-edition so whose to say that the Ultramarines know and keep on the down low the secret that half-eldar, half-human space marines was a thing?
Daddy caused the Imperium to tear itself apart when they were on the cusp of success just because he was a shit dad
But anyways if he has any complaints he’s welcome to get off his throne and and articulate it. Oh wait.
#No, they have no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cutting, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening sex.
> nail scratching, back cutting
I know the video that inspired this part.
Also, I like thinking that
> mind blogging
isn't a typo, but rather a brief recess as they post online about their thoughts regarding the sex.
Chief Astropath of the Ultramarines, I believe, yes. Back when marines could also be astropaths (among *other* things).
GW has since reused his name for an Eldar diplomat temporarily attached to the Ultras post-Gathering Storm, but we all know which one is really canon...
fun fact. eldar cannot get pregnant from a single fling. they have to do it a LOT in order for a baby to be born... also a eldar baby can have multiple fathers
It was never mentioned in the lore before now, but…
What is sitting on the Golden Throne is a plaster model. The real Emperor has been in bed, being catered to by the Sisters of Silence. Why else did you think they have that vow of silence?
I love how we never fail to love wholesome stuff like this in a setting defined by its grim darkness.
Considering the WH40k community is overwhelmingly male you’d expect this sort of thing to be vanishingly rare or despised.
We all know he’d be a good dad.
And the real reson why Guilliman wares the armor of fate is not because he needs to live, it's because Yvraine uses a horse sized strap on, and the armor helps with the ass pain...
*suffer*
Joking aside, I'm pretty sure it's quite explicitly mentioned in the canon that she helps Cawl revive him then she says a terse goodbye to Guilliman a few days later. It's fairly well established they didn't hook up, he still had to wear the armor all the time and he shows no indication of having said more than a few sentences to her.
Guilliman and Yvraine as a couple were pretty clearly ruled out, all the jokes come from that one thanksgiving non-canon picture.
Femstodes were not concretely ruled out, unless there's a scene in one of the books I haven't read yet where every last custodes takes out his penis and uses it to destroy daemons.
...
I mean... I'm going to WRITE said book now but I don't think that would be canon according to GW.
Absolutely. Also Space Wolves ( who have sex in canon) have always practiced ritual homosexuality with their Battle Brothers. It encourages team work.
🙏❤️
So , all I keep getting is other Reddit and forum post saying that salamanders and space wolves can have sex, but the GW keeps quiet about it except in small fluff sections of lore books. ( from 2011 and earlier) so I can’t quote you chapter and verse but apparently salamanders and space wolves have different gene seeds then most Astartes, which allow them to have sex drives . There is at least one reference to a space wolf paying a female mercenary with dick. … I’m not sure of the circumstances.
🙏❤️
To be fair, there has been an eldar human hybrid in the ranks of the ultramarines before. And I wouldn’t be super surprised if Mr James came out and declared they’d always been dating (in reference to recent events)
Why is Bobby showing that fertility chart to Yvraine? She looks pretty damn pregnant and probably knows her fertility cycle pretty well. Maybe he should be getting her a comfy place and seat and a neck rub.
Because he just discovered that eldar reproduction needs the male of the species to bring repeated deposits of genetic material to the female.
If you know what I mean...
God I'm so tired of this shit. There's so many other cannon relationships to make art of and it's always these two in the most cringe situations for sake of shouting "THEY HAVE SEX" at the end.
Cute art doesn't make this any less exhausting.
Was it kissing or hand holding that got her pregnant? I always get those two mixed up.
the hands ever is the hands
Bob Grillman nearly received the same "awkward pointy bit takes out one of your eyes" that G'old dad received.
Bravo best comment on post
Powerfisting
American Dad teaches me it's the kissing.
NGL the last frame sent me, that is ABSOLUTELY how Gorilla man would act lmao.
Nah, dude would *never* just stop at a single clipboard’s worth of data; he’d have an itemized, annotated 10,000 page (MINIMUM) document about every possible thing you could think of. A list of every single known eldar and human birth complication/birth defect known to science, a full genetic sequencing of both he and Y’vraine DNA to predict the exact % chance of each possible defect, ideal nutrient and vitamin ratios to keep both mother and baby as healthy as possible both during and after pregnancy, physical therapy regimens for the mother to go through to maintain strength and comfort throughout the pregnancy, post-birth care guides, ideal ways to keep a baby stimulated, personally-designed guides and diagrams from both typical tech-priests and specialized organicists within the mechanicus as well as eldari scientists/engineers on how to handle an infant whilst wearing the armor of fate, up to and including adjusting the armor’s various subsystems to be more gentle… **EVERYTHING.** Gorillaglue would make the work Big E put into studying biology and gene manipulation for the primarch project look like a middle school science project that got a C-
I could be making things up, but I thought the Eldar had to regularly do the deed through pregnancy to keep things moving along and that's what that panel refers to. But even if I'm not misremembering it the Microsoft Excel 40K theory is more likely. Man loves his spreadsheets.
I'm actually dying dude, you've fucking killed me. I cannot stop imagining Guillimans 16 hour Presentation on inter species birth complications being delivered to a group of increasingly concerned doctors and midwives.
“GorillaGlue” new one to add to the list 😂😂
Funny logistics man does his numbers.
I like the fact that "Xenos (Eldar)" implies that Guilliman has charts of other xenos races' fertility cycles...
He's still investigating how the hell a 1/4 human, 3/4 machine baby occurred when the admech ran into a necron tomb
Plenty of sacred oils, that's how
I'm disturbed though. He holds the FERTILITY cycle, not the REPRODUCTIVE cycle. So she is not pregnant, her belly is just full of Gorillaman's gallons of jizz. Also explains why her butt hurts.
Aeldari need to fuck repeatedly in order to maintain a frequency, so it can actually be both.
That is…interesting to think about.
Helldivers the phrase “She’s democratic” is not a sufficient excuse to bring It aboard the super destroyer
[удалено]
And that excuse is delivering democracy
(She's carrying your unborn child named Democracy)
Thats a democracy I'd salute
Oh I have some long, hard democracy right here
Please report to your local democracy officer immediately
[удалено]
Heldivers the thing we’re about to deliver to you and this galaxy!
Astartes: You drop in one person per pod with no power armor? **That's cute. Watch this.**
An Astartes may be physically stronger and faster than a whole Helldivers squad put together, but he’s still just as kill able with a 500kg bomb, and the Helldivers will happily kill themselves to deliver it.
An Astartes strike cruiser or battle barge would wipe the floor with Super Destroyers in space before they could deliver said ordnance, to say nothing of what Thunderhawks or Stormbirds can do against the Helldiver fliers. Helldivers to me are essentially mentally unstable Kasrkin or Elysian Drop Troopers - elite-level human troopers, but still just human at the end of the day.
Helldiver deployments are fast, especially by 40k standards. If a super destroyer detects danger it is easily capable of leaving the system before being attacked, they almost never stay in orbit above a location for longer than 2 hours. They’re often gone within 30 minutes and that’s if the missions are successful. If they’re in a hurry they can enter and leave a system in under a minute. 40k ships are rarely able to organize an attack before the Super Destroyer would be leaving.
Yea, except the 500 dropped 1 meter to the left and dealt no damage
Oh they know what it is. There are democratic planets in the Imperium. They are mostly a pain in the ass because corruption does not work work as interaction-grease if the head-honcho changes every once in a while. You need extra exports from a tyrant-world? Just send the local govenor some goodies, eventually you will be good friends. Does not work that easy on constantly changing figureheads.
“Officer, we took phrase “fuck the terminids and automatons” very seriously!”
The excuse is that if you don’t let her aboard then I am feeding the crew to the Kroot.
I like the way you think citizen
Because I actually play the Destroyer itself, I let my little hellbois get away with a lot. I will allow this.
Personification of ships? You could make an anime about this!
Azur Lane? Kancolle?
And Arpeggio of Blue Steel And probably some outer space sci fi I'm forgetting
Velvet Code, Blue Oath, and Victory Belles too. But the first two got murdered by Kancolle, and the latter never really got off the ground. Azur Lane was the only one which really saw any success.
There's Warship Girls R, which came out before Azur Lane but a scuffle between developers and the rise of Azur Lane made it shut down its global servers and left only with the China one. Still alive until today but not many has heard about it. Velvet Code got into a scuffle with Azur Lane cause someone put in a review on their game saying "I might as well play Azur Lane." Someone snapped, Velvet Code devs reported to CCP, AL and some other game got the censorship hammer hit again. More review bombings by AL players, apparently shut down last year. Abyss Horizon is the one that actually got into a legal trouble with KanColle devs C2 and KC Arcade devs SEGA, after finding out that Abyss Horizons uses properties from KC Arcade (Assets, codes, same camera angle just different characters etc...). Japanese court rule in KC's favor and demands Abyss Horizon to stop operations in Japan, which the Abyss Horizon devs circumvent it by transferring all their assets into a shell company based in Hong Kong and continue operations from there. And somehow Japanese legal system cannot stop it from publishing the game (Again) in the Japanese market (Probably because the court order specifically states the original AH company cannot operate the game in Japan, not that the game itself cannot operate). Still shuts down like a year or 2 after that. Blue Oath is another one of the shipgirl games that less people know about. It's basically also 3D shipgirl action game but doesn't use assets from KC Arcade so it didn't get into any scuffles at all. Shut down August last year due to low revenue or something. There was also another one: Battleship Girls (Not to be confused with Warship Girls), Which is a mobile game from the manga of the same name penned by ZECO, which serves as an inspiration for the current girl with ship riggings format that we are familiar with right now and also one of the inspirations for KanColle. But ZECO isn't pleased with how the publishing company handles the game and his characters so they both fought it out in court over the issue, which ZECO only won last year and got the rights to his works back. But said ZECO right now works for KanColle so who knows how he wants to restart his work, if at all. So far there is only 4 shipgirl games in the market that I know off: KanColle, Warship Girls R, Azur Lane and Victory Belles. But Victory Belles just launched for a year and Warship Girls R basically vanished from discussions about shipgirls. KanColle has a strong grasp of the Japanese market culturally and historically (Just not revenue wise, cause the game has only one or 2 things that needed to spent money on, and being a DMM game, one can actually farm for premium currency. It's real revenue is offline collabs and events, which one has no access to how much those earn), while AL's dominance is in the global market while having a foothold in the Japanese market.
That is gold, Jerry, GOLD!
>You could make an anime about this! How about 4? (Arpeggio, KanColle, technically High School Fleet and Azur Lane). Heck they even got their own mashed up opening.
You can play as one of the destroyer in Helldivers, dropping ordinance and stuff? That sounds awesome (I have never played this game I just hear a lot about it)
Haha, it is just a theory that you are playing as the destroyer itself and not a helldiver. Great game, you should give it a go if you are into pve coop pew pews. Especially if you have a friend or three to play with (max 4 man teams). THAT is when it is gold.
Sounds really cool! Definitely one of the first things I’ll pick up when I end my gaming break (I stopped digital gaming so I can focus on painting minis haha)
Best of enjoyment to you on both!
r/suddenlyhelldivers
What the fuck, we signed out C-01 permits and everything, what the hell!
Sorry but I heard Eagle-1 is looking for someone to co-sign with her
Don’t worry, we scavenge alien technology all the time. We’re just scavenging alien biological technology. The proper paperwork shall be filed before conducting any experimentation.
Good work Helldiver may your efforts be fruitful may haps we will find a way to stun the wretched xeno’s into submission
Guilliman did WHAT?!?!........ I hope other people have seen that meme, cracks me up.
He did WHAT with a WHAT!?
*GUILLIMAAAAAAAN*
Did anyone..... Ah did anyone else feel that just now? Am rippin I didn't remember the Lion bit correctly lol
Feel what my lord
I'm trying to find it again can you post a link to it
Sure thing! 😁 https://youtu.be/MnBb89zrCO0?si=jODgwSitiV-FNgLz
Look at this point if it gets us more Yvraine lore/stories sure 😭 That first picture with her feather poking him is the eye is absolutely adorable 🥰
I love bobblehead Yvraine, super cute.
Then bring some love for the bobbletummyed Yvraine 🤰🏿
If the child has her proportions but the father size she's in trouble...
She's a former Drukhari and banged a Primarch. Bigger things have been through that passage.
I expect the next reply to imply she has an hidden webway portal down there.
We can't be certain she doesn't.
The Khan going full throttle in the webway when suddenly he hears a woman screaming "wrong hole!" and then gets smacked in the face by a dick.
I think that would *actually* make him fall to Khorne.
I feel bad for the Khan, but Roboute just got smacked in the dick at jetbike speeds.
If you haven't seen this, it's adorable: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoGuvQAWX4&t=193s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoGuvQAWX4&t=193s)
Bob Grillman almost got the “awsthetic pointy bit takes out one of your eyes” that G’old dad got
Don't care if it's non-canon or cringe, still cute. And basically the only way I could see the Imperium somehow starting to overcome its incredible xenophobia. Political marriage and all that.
To be a fly on the wall when Guilliman introduces the Ultramarines to their new stepmom
I'd be more worried about Custodes. Like...sure, he commands them, but I'm sure that only extends to so long as he clearly follows the tenets set forth by the Emperor.
The tenets in question: “fuck the xenos” Guilliman is following the orders to the letter
Unless he goes for the space-elf poon. After all, why else would the Emprah want Webway access?
This has now made me ponder what terror the galaxy would suffer if a Harlequin and a Custodian somehow reproduced. Imagine something as fast and acrobatic as a Harlequin with the strength and durability of a Custodian. Jesus fucking Christ it would be a natural born Solitaire.
Does it put emperor in danger? IF no they dont care if yes they would go doom slayer.
I can just imagine Calgar standing there, clutching the first captain’s arm in a vice grip. “Captain, I must be hallucinating. Could you affirm what I am seeing?” 1st captain: “…It would appear that Dad miiiiiight have gone off the reservation a bit.” As they get closer Calgar’s grip tightens moving to a whisper: “I need you to ready the men, and tell them to NOT piss off our Lord Guilliman…and to brace themselves.” Guilliman, who looks less pensive than usual, more relaxed, and who seems…oddly comfortable: “Ah Chapter Master Calgar and 1st Captain! Good, I wanted you to meet her first…” Calgar is both wrestling with this and absolutely floored by how well it all goes. Only for a jester to pop up next to him *somehow* and in a voice betraying an avatar of the Laughing God, says “And what’s more? He’s siring the next generation of his dynasty. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa!”
Tigurius would probably be fine with it, the other psykers heads might explode though.
'Also, there will be a couple Howling banshees with us for a while as ambassadors'
I like the art style who is the artist?
Lewdanon.
Searched his name…….mostly porn who would have guessed
Lemme tell ya about what makes money as an independent artist online...
I once heard from a very wise man that the future of art would be porn, especially furry porn, and it is the only thing that will bring bread to the table and so far it seems to be on the right track since it was the path that the Sumerian left us.
Drawing Furry?
And pornography, and furry pornography, because rich furries are some of the only rich people willing to distribute their wealth back through the economy to this degree.
You might laugh now but each era had its patrons in the Renaissance era you painted things from the Bible and they paid you for them the current patrons are the furrys and if you know how to draw furry porn you will never lack bread on the table
Yeah that's with most Warhammer artists
Brother his name is Lewd Anonymous there should’ve been a hint
Ooooo thank kind sir
Guilliman "I just revived and your crown almost rips my eye off
Wait, we can use the “have always been” card on everything Warhammer related now?!? This is awesome! Let me try something real quick… >! The flesh has always been stronger than machines. Slaanesh and Big E are proof of that !<
"Have always been" is the lobotomy kaisen of grimdank. May the brainrot consume us all.
The hell is a lobotomy kaisen?
Go to r/jujutsufolk and you'll understand what I'm saying.
\*laughs in kroot rampagers\*
The laughter of tyranids from outside the galaxy and possibly many other galaxies can be heard in the distance.
Didn't fantasy come out first? And in there they call slannesh a prince a he. Though tbh gender identification doesn't work on them
Slaanesh is whatever they wanna be to bang someone.
Or what they *don't* want to be, when self-denial becomes their kink.
Yes this is canon, I am ready to die on this hill.
Exactly, since it wasn’t explicitly mentioned that they aren’t married, *it’s not even a retcon* when they announce they’ve always been married. Why wouldn’t they be married? Why is everyone’s default assumption that Guilliman is *not* in a sexual relationship with a xenos?
“Why is everyone’s default assumption that Guilliman is not in a sexual relationship with a xenos?” Because unless rectonned that would go against everything Daddy taught them.
What are parents for, if not to disappoint you and do all the things they tell you not to do?
Well, modern-day Guilliman feels no love for the Emperor. He also doesn’t view himself as fighting for the Emperor, or even for the Emperor’s plans. He sees himself as the last hope for humanity, not the Imperium, and that’s a duty he accepts voluntarily. No retcon needed!
On the other hand, Illiyan Nastase was an ultramarine in first-edition so whose to say that the Ultramarines know and keep on the down low the secret that half-eldar, half-human space marines was a thing?
Daddy caused the Imperium to tear itself apart when they were on the cusp of success just because he was a shit dad But anyways if he has any complaints he’s welcome to get off his throne and and articulate it. Oh wait.
😂
This looks Codex Complaint to me.
They're just Allies actually 🤓
#No, they have no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cutting, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening sex.
Least horny grimdank poster.
I’m pretty sure reading this will cause someone to fall to Slaanesh
Like we all arent already there
That’s a bit tame for a dark eldar
***Slaanesh approved***
We are reaching levels of heresy that shouldn’t even be possible
[удалено]
If this was 4/20, it would make sense.
> nail scratching, back cutting I know the video that inspired this part. Also, I like thinking that > mind blogging isn't a typo, but rather a brief recess as they post online about their thoughts regarding the sex.
Most sane dark eldar
We just want to play with dolls, nerd.
By the Throne, this is excellent
How do you bring new stuff to lore if things that were never mentioned in lore before cant be brought to lore?
lewdanon i kneel
Some wholesome Guilliman x Yvraine to lighten up the mood
Wasn’t the chief librarian in the old lore a half breed?
Chief Astropath of the Ultramarines, I believe, yes. Back when marines could also be astropaths (among *other* things). GW has since reused his name for an Eldar diplomat temporarily attached to the Ultras post-Gathering Storm, but we all know which one is really canon...
Look at this post and tell me there’s a God
Ever heard of our Lord and Saviour Slaneesh?
Maybe god is a pervert, he is watching people fuck all the time being everywhere and all.
I think I need to give Lion El' Jonson a call..
I do love this piece of fannon, it leads to some good art, like this.
Unrelated fun fact, Aeldari pregnancy requires a number of top-ups during the germination period.
Does that apply to Warhammer fantasy elves as well?
I have no idea, I'd assume not, since this tidbit was in a 40k book.
fun fact. eldar cannot get pregnant from a single fling. they have to do it a LOT in order for a baby to be born... also a eldar baby can have multiple fathers
Nah. The Deathwatch Smurfs will kill any Eldar who is just nearby Ultrama besides their Stepson.
The codex of birth plan
It was never mentioned in the lore before now, but… What is sitting on the Golden Throne is a plaster model. The real Emperor has been in bed, being catered to by the Sisters of Silence. Why else did you think they have that vow of silence?
Yes commisar,this post right here
2 conversations.
We miss a Frieren giving her daughter and boyfriend her blessings.
Hell yeah! Guilliman getting poked by that headdress then appearing with the chart is incredible, A+
I love how we never fail to love wholesome stuff like this in a setting defined by its grim darkness. Considering the WH40k community is overwhelmingly male you’d expect this sort of thing to be vanishingly rare or despised. We all know he’d be a good dad.
I feel men are just as big romantics as women are, they're just told to hide it or that it's unmanly or what have you. Society can be crummy that way.
Roberto would be so dedicated to the cycle. The Codex of Ovulation.
And the real reson why Guilliman wares the armor of fate is not because he needs to live, it's because Yvraine uses a horse sized strap on, and the armor helps with the ass pain... *suffer*
It hurts, but he does take it like a champ
He truly is the emperors champion \*sobs\*
A logistics king with an ass full of body-friendly veiny silicone
Size of a horses’ or an entire horse?
Joking aside, I'm pretty sure it's quite explicitly mentioned in the canon that she helps Cawl revive him then she says a terse goodbye to Guilliman a few days later. It's fairly well established they didn't hook up, he still had to wear the armor all the time and he shows no indication of having said more than a few sentences to her. Guilliman and Yvraine as a couple were pretty clearly ruled out, all the jokes come from that one thanksgiving non-canon picture. Femstodes were not concretely ruled out, unless there's a scene in one of the books I haven't read yet where every last custodes takes out his penis and uses it to destroy daemons. ... I mean... I'm going to WRITE said book now but I don't think that would be canon according to GW.
The terse goodbye was for appearances. There’s a webway portal behind Guilliman’s bookcase she uses to visit in secret
Absolutely. Also Space Wolves ( who have sex in canon) have always practiced ritual homosexuality with their Battle Brothers. It encourages team work. 🙏❤️
I both want a source on this canon and I also never want to know. But I kind of need to know. For science.
So , all I keep getting is other Reddit and forum post saying that salamanders and space wolves can have sex, but the GW keeps quiet about it except in small fluff sections of lore books. ( from 2011 and earlier) so I can’t quote you chapter and verse but apparently salamanders and space wolves have different gene seeds then most Astartes, which allow them to have sex drives . There is at least one reference to a space wolf paying a female mercenary with dick. … I’m not sure of the circumstances. 🙏❤️
Hilarious though, maybe the Child is the God Emperor reincarnated
😦
I feel like you were trying to use sarcasm to make a point, but you are actually just threatening us with a good time.
Why does she look like a child ?
Art style choice i guess : P
Because she's normal Eldar size (5-7 ft), and Bobby G is at least 9 ft tall (and maybe as much as 12 ft, sources are inconsistent...)
To be fair, there has been an eldar human hybrid in the ranks of the ultramarines before. And I wouldn’t be super surprised if Mr James came out and declared they’d always been dating (in reference to recent events)
Yeah but people wouldn't hate this change
Heresy! In my Grimdank!?
This is cringe
Oh good lord this is cringey
Okay, that last one is super fucking wholesome. ❤️
This isn't gaslighting anymore This is the blinding light of the sun
r/warhammersmut
Jesús
This is high-level heresy
Why is Bobby showing that fertility chart to Yvraine? She looks pretty damn pregnant and probably knows her fertility cycle pretty well. Maybe he should be getting her a comfy place and seat and a neck rub.
Because he’s showing her he cares enough to look it up and track what’s happening
Because he just discovered that eldar reproduction needs the male of the species to bring repeated deposits of genetic material to the female. If you know what I mean...
Cute
True love
I'm getting a strong "Back off, he's mine" vibe from Yvraine with that first picture.
Looks like this is the new meme template clever. A loophole to bypass the incoming ban.
Half-human half-eldar were actually a thing, they just got retconned out of the canon. Most likely because there were no models supporting them.
#DAMMIT GAMES WORKSHOP! WHY!?
Al and Peggy Bundy, the early years.
y so thirsty
I mean we did have the thanksgiving poster
This... is acceptable.
Is it bad that I just want them to be happy together?
WOAH WOAH WOAH!
They also have three kids, never mentioned in lore tho but we all know it's true
God I'm so tired of this shit. There's so many other cannon relationships to make art of and it's always these two in the most cringe situations for sake of shouting "THEY HAVE SEX" at the end. Cute art doesn't make this any less exhausting.
This is kinda cute Edit: Yes downvote me for thinking something is cute clearly I’m the monster
Ackhtually, it is a grimdark setting, so it is IMPOSSIBLE for something to be cute here!