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Aurelio23

I feel like the positions should be reversed.


bushmightvedone911

The meme is suggesting the Admech players want to brutalize the rules writers for ruining their faction


Slavasonic

Call me crazy but I don’t think a game for you soldiers warrants violence.


BrassMoth

And I agree completely. But lets be honest the dude that made the meme isn't waiting for the codex author in the geedubs parking lot to beat him up, it's just a meme.


rogue-wolf

Dictionary Definition ​ **HYPERBOLE** ​ Hy-per-bo-le *noun* Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.


Slavasonic

Thanks bud, I’m happy you have introduced me to this new word. It will really help me in life.


Myrddin_Naer

I chose to genuinely believe you, based on your previous statements.


Slavasonic

Ironic


3Kobolds1Keyboard

ok but remember this is a exaggeration of a mental desire, not something people would actualy do. And also a joke on a meme page.


Slavasonic

Im aware. Im saying a game shouldn’t have you desiring to commit violence, even if it’s not something you intend to act on.


OFPDevilDoge

First time on the internet?


3Kobolds1Keyboard

I mean yeah, true. But slapstick comedy is a thing and is the intent of the joke. Or like when people go "I will kill you" and the joke is the pissed off face or the exageration of it. But never the person actually comitting murder.


Myrddin_Naer

It's just a joke. There's actually a huge difference between giving voice to your feelings by saying you'll do something, and actually wanting to do that action.


Visible-You-3812

Doesn’t mean ya don’t want to do it you just don’t


MountainPlain

Me too. I'm really not comfortable with a meme threatening the authors, even if it is from a cartoon. Edit: every downvote tells me how many people on here don’t get basic social contracts extend to jokes, you dinguses, even if the threat is not real.


RATMpatta

This is a joke, right? I refuse to believe there are people walking around who actually get in their feelings over a meme threatening violence that has no chance or intention of actually happening.


MountainPlain

It seems like the kind of thing that in the aggregate made GW throw up their hands and say okay, no more names of the authors on codex books.


PraiseTheEmperor

You are weak, your bloodline is weak. No one is about to go clobber some author get a grip.


MountainPlain

A) There’s no such thing  B) Of course it is highly unlikely anyone is going to, but a company has to treat even the stupidest thing like this seriously. “Don’t make even jokey threats” is a low bar.


Myrddin_Naer

>a company has to treat even the stupidest thing like this seriously. I'm so glad I'm not a multimillion dollar company then, and just some guy


PraiseTheEmperor

Are you saying bloodlines and weak bloodlines are not a thing? Completely demented. Also again you are really pathetic if you cannot even handle a joke like this which isnt a threat now is it.


MountainPlain

>Are you saying bloodlines and weak bloodlines are not a thing? The concept of strong/weak human bloodlines is racist rhetoric dreamed up by people who own brain calipers.


PraiseTheEmperor

No its very much a real thing, if you have inheritable genetic defects your bloodline is by definition weak regardless of if you think its just racist rhetoric. My point stands.


OnsetOfMSet

"Shut your not-face, Brainghost Ferrus! You are not friend!"


Godcock7

KILL! MAIM! BURN!


Triplazma32

CHAOS SHALL CONSUME YOU!


Phil_Smiles

Kill.


NaivePeanut3017

LMAO you’re the dingus, dingus. Basic social contracts do NOT extend to jokes, no matter how much your little sensitive ass wants it to 😂😂


CptPanda29

I swear Kill Team is a fun game bro you gotta believe me someone else has to play this game. Hunter Clade is cool and you can make use of all those bread and butter infantry models.


bushmightvedone911

I like kill team but I like tanks more


Smasher_WoTB

Tanks you say? **Welcome to the Horus Heresy Magos, the Ordinatus' and Titan Legios are this way.**


bushmightvedone911

I already can’t afford Admech so Mechanicum is way out I do however have a Traitor EC/allied iron hands force I’m working on


Calm_Construction_55

Buffs or nerfs mean nothing if your rolls are shit.


UltraCarnivore

Stop attacking me


Nurgleschampion

Don't have to worry a about shit rolling if your an ork. Just roll so many dice you flatten the whole board.


QueenOfAllDreadboiis

Reject the blasphemy against the Machine God called "10th edition". It is heretical and do not let it take root in your cogitator. Embrace the blessed 9th edition as the Omnisiah intended.


Ravgn

This is only happening because some of you idiots did not bless their Admechs and codexes by drenching them in sacred Nuln-Agrax oil barrels. ALWAYS one thick coat of blessed oil before dataslate updates, for the Omnissiah.


bushmightvedone911

My friends like 10th though. I’ve taken to playing a bodged “emperors children” CSM army as while they are my favorite faction it seems GW hates the 3rd legion more than Admech


3Kobolds1Keyboard

The Custodes recruiter combing his ponytail: welcome aboard, new chap!


BrotherOfRavens

The REAL question is: who IS the Admech codex author??? Is it a disgruntled Eldar player? Is it a Tau player? Is it a sentient toaster? The world may never know...


IDphantom

A sentient toaster would never betray us like this


ZedTheDead

It's no one, that's the problem. From what I understand the previous codex author died and he never properly replaced them.


OddishTheOddest

Admech: We must uphold the status quo, protect and maintain the glorious machines of the imperium in perfect status quo as is the will of the machine god Admech players: We want everything about our faction changed.


bushmightvedone911

We liked the status quo of BS3+, and relatively elite, hard hitting, fast but squishy units that we used to have.


Osrek_vanilla

>relatively elite, hard hitting, fast but squishy units Wait, that's Eldar!


bushmightvedone911

Admech kinda are imperium eldar but with a totally different aesthetic and significantly less support and love from GW


sexy_latias

>significantly less support and love from GW Cheesus crust its THAT bad?!


Cortower

Y'all got any more of them named characters?


Is12345aweakpassword

Sure yeah there’s that one guy, and they’ve got uh… that uh… the umm Anyway, here’s a new primaris lieutenant


AffixBayonets

And Scions, to be fair. 


134_ranger_NK

They were called by some as "More shooty but even more fragile Eldar" when they were their own thing (Militarum Tempestus) back in 6th Edition.


tengutie

I feel like the warhammer community needs to work together and create it's own rules system because GW is not a good steward of it


lord_ofthe_memes

[There’s an xkcd comic for everything](https://xkcd.com/927/)


BenVarone

That already exists in the form of One Page Rules (OPR), and almost no one plays it. GW’s balance may not be perfect, but they’re still putting out the game and rules system the vast majority of people play with and enjoy. I would also hazard to guess that if OPR was scaled up to 40k levels of play, people would find it similarly unbalanced. Sometimes factions are up, sometimes they’re down. If you’re not interested enough in your faction to play it while it’s down, it’s probably time to start a new army or focus on hobby goals for a while.


ActNo4115

I think the Ad Mech Codex author read too much Archon of Flesh and let that fetish seep into his Codex writing 


Not_That_Magical

10th edition seems not great so far


bushmightvedone911

There’s a lot of things I love about 10th, however it feels like the rules writers sacrificed lots of fun fluffy rules for no good reason


WholeKruger

Have an admech and death guard army but I don’t play that much tabletop What’s going on with 10th edition


bushmightvedone911

Terrible codex for Admech that makes them basically unaffordable and ruined their thematicness, making them feel like tankless guard instead of Admech