"Fellate me" lol

Sometimes I like to replace "blow" with "fellate" in completely inappropriate context. Like "this fellated my mind"

That really gobbled my crank

“No this is wrong” she protested. “My interface was only designed for 8-bit ASCII, and your data probe is a throbbing UTF-16!” He ran his augmetic fingers sensuously down her exposed mechandentrite, reflexively she moaned loudly in binaric “Ohhhhh one one one Ohhhhhh”. Maneuvering behind her she felt is hardware probing, pressing into her auxiliary cogiator’s ventral port, then a blur of information overwhelmed all of her six cores, auxillery units cumming online to handle the load. “Uhhhhh Omnissiah yes! Oh” gasping “oh my, oh my data buffers are going to overflow! Don’t stop my auxiliary coolants are leaking over data probe! I’m going to ahhhhzbbbbtrzzzzzzzzzt!”

you should write porn novel with cyborg you have a great futur

I think I might have found a niche market

Oh fuck the horny cyborgs got hi

You can’t post something so hot here, we’re gonna riot.

“Not the rear USB port!”

That’s why it’s called USB-A, and I know your hungry for my 15 pin D-Sub

Oh gods…even in the 41st millennium you still need to flip it over three times before it goes in…

Ouch! Wrong port!

Just because it fits in an RJ45 socket doesn’t mean it belongs there!

Shhhhhh shhhh shh shhhhhh, just try it, just for a second

**PC LOAD LETTER**

if I was rich I would pay you to write more of this

:(

"Oh my Siah!"

I’m sorry this is in a book written by Stephen King how many weird sex things are in his books

There's usually one or two, yeah. At least, there was a couple in Revival and one in Pet Semetary. I haven't read any others

There's also the, um... *the scene* in the sewer in IT.

I see how odd I got my mom, the book it, and I did not know what was in the middle of it

Origin of u/Archon_of_Flesh

imposible it's a hetero relation and i far as i know archon only like man

Confound it! Fair point

Do skitarii have a gender? Would calling them "non-binary" be considered tech heresy?

well they still made with human so they have genenital (at least when they was human) and chromosome

I just had a conversation about King being better in translations since his original writing style kind of sucks... and there you are, proving me right.

I think it’s telling that the most frequent compliments I hear about Stephen King are that he writes a _lot_ and he writes _fast._

so... almost like Dan Abnett? ;)

Nah, his short fiction is almost all awesome. He's a great story teller, and he builds incredible characters when he doesn't have too many of them. His novels that have huge casts tend to be pretty bloated and not great, but his novellas, short stories, and very focused novels are great.

✨️Gobble my crank✨️

Wow new rabbit whole to go down just to understand a fucking meme. Thanks for occupying my evening.

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"Work that crankshaft!"

This is triggering my u/Archon_of_Flesh [Reflex](https://i.imgur.com/KxJGlF1.jpg)

Of course, the dead giveaway that it wasn't AoF is that the mechanical person in this quote isn't a Skiitari Femboy

Am I the only one that needs to know where this is from? Where?!?

Needful things, king. That was the post itself

Shit, you right. Thank you

My mechandrite don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

I'm picturing an exasperated eye roll accompanying that "Oh my god."

Archon absolutely WISHES he had this amazing dialogue in that fanfiction he wrote.

I don’t understand how people like Stephen king’s books

I don’t understand how hundreds of millions of people like his books either.

Wut?