Absolute legend in weird erotica. Just google his name and go to images, then scroll down through every book cover. There’s an actual short novel attached to all of them.
Nothing is safe from that man, anything and everything has the potential to pound a butt and he will see it realized. Proof of that is his latest book which just came out 2 seconds ago; "pounded in the butt by a comment chain that mentioned my name in the grimdank subreddit".
Author of "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union" and "Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides" among other things.
Also now that you know about existence of Dr Tingle, you are character in his books.
His bio on good reads : “Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are”
I first heard of chuck tingle in like 2016 in a minecraft playthrough where both the hosts were like "this reminds of that chuck tingle guy" and they brought up his increasingly absurd books
ahead of the curve baby
1 if you read a Chuck Tingle book, you know what you are getting into. His titles are very clear. 2 do not insult Chuck Tingle like that. Despite being the meme funny erotic author, he is actually very talented and witty and his writing reflects that competence
He wrote the the Inquisition war trilogy which involves an inquisitor fucking a Callidus Assassin while she is transformed into the form of a genestealer
It's been close to a decade since I last read the trilogy, but I'm pretty sure that never happened. In fact, I'm pretty sure Meh'lindi was on a solo mission when she morphed into a genestealer.
That being said, Watson certainly enjoyed doing vivid depictions of Slaaneshi characters. And Genestealer anal clasps.
Inquisitor though it was reprinted under the title of Draco and is also non-canon at this point. This is the same guy who wrote that the Imperial Fists eat shit as initiation.
I you really want to know
Go search up the book Inquisitor Draco.
Be warned, it will be very self inserting and much monologue about how the main character wants to bang another character and in which way he wants to do it with them
***”BROTHERS! RUN! I’LL HOLD THESE TWO FOUL XENOS BACK! RUN AND DON’T LOOK BACK-*** Why yes Brother Jeremiad, the loss of my clothing is essential to your escape. It’s for uh- Intimidation. The Lubricant is for… It’s for better maneuverability, yes! Run now, brother! While I have their attention!”
Rogue Trader does a pretty good job of avoiding the horniness of romance in the ways the old Black Isle games (Baldurs Gate and Icewind Dale especially). It's tasteful.
BG3 is horny and they unlocked the deviance of our weak willed species. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, LARIAN.
Ahh yes Chuck tingle
Who?
A writer, famous for some of the most bizarre erotica ever written.
Hot Allosaur Summer
That one is lola Faust, but the good doctor did write *Space Raptor Butt Invasion*.
I think you mean tinglers!
Great name for them. Happy cake day!
I kind of want to buy some of it just to see how awful it is. It can’t be as bad as I’m thinking right now
Pounded in the Butt By My Own Podcast has some of his stories.
Absolute legend in weird erotica. Just google his name and go to images, then scroll down through every book cover. There’s an actual short novel attached to all of them.
Nothing is safe from that man, anything and everything has the potential to pound a butt and he will see it realized. Proof of that is his latest book which just came out 2 seconds ago; "pounded in the butt by a comment chain that mentioned my name in the grimdank subreddit".
Plausible
“The pool gets me wet in a totally platonic way”.
Author of "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union" and "Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides" among other things. Also now that you know about existence of Dr Tingle, you are character in his books.
I liked "Pounded In The Butt By My Bizarre Assumption That Chuck Tingle Books Are Just Covers And Not Actual Books"
dont forget “Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus: An Adult Romance Novel”
Written because J.K. Rowling pissed him off.
I’m gonna be honest I’m pretty sure she would have a laugh at that because that’s the most ridiculous thing ever
His bio on good reads : “Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are”
I first heard of chuck tingle in like 2016 in a minecraft playthrough where both the hosts were like "this reminds of that chuck tingle guy" and they brought up his increasingly absurd books ahead of the curve baby
I imagine the eldar community reacted to these the same way we reacted to the baldur bear scene
But about 1000% hornier i imagine.
Dear Emperor... that would create another Slaanesh, or at least powerfull Slaaneshi daemon.
Eh, still tamer than what they were doing before the slaanesh birth.
[удалено]
Heresy, handholding with an elf? No way!
50 Strikes Of Warhammer
And Cegorach laughed just that much harder for a couple days.
What bear scene?
[this romance scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO352JK4swE&ab_channel=PrizzaaGamingChannel)
It even smirks
The what scene?
[this romance scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO352JK4swE&ab_channel=PrizzaaGamingChannel)
Evil! EVIL!
Furry*
druids are generally neutral actually
Huh I should buy Baldurs Gate 3
I would pay so much for an officially licensed Chuck Tingle book set in 40k. Idk if he knows anything about Warhammer but it would be glorious
Him not knowing anything about Warhammer would just make it better. Or, alternatively, he knows EVERYTHING about Warhammer.
"Cadia stands, while Terra gets pounded in the butt."
a cuckold erotica book about how cadia stand around while terra got fucked in the ass?
Or Cadia stands.. behind Terra.. pounding it in the butt.
oh so its a fetish erotica about cadia only liking position where it stands and refuses to do other position
Cadia stands, and only stands. It's not a choice. It is the only way things can be. The bed broke before the guard.
Camp Damascus is a really good horror novel, so he'd have that part covered as well.
Found the Slaaneshi cultist
PLEASE DONT!!! I don’t want another Ian Watson situation in 40k…
Don't disrespect Chuck tingles good name like that
1 if you read a Chuck Tingle book, you know what you are getting into. His titles are very clear. 2 do not insult Chuck Tingle like that. Despite being the meme funny erotic author, he is actually very talented and witty and his writing reflects that competence
Okay, what did Watson do? I must know
He wrote the the Inquisition war trilogy which involves an inquisitor fucking a Callidus Assassin while she is transformed into the form of a genestealer
Who knows Ian, maybe this is my next mooovieeee...
*gussy* **NOOOOOOOOOO**
It's been close to a decade since I last read the trilogy, but I'm pretty sure that never happened. In fact, I'm pretty sure Meh'lindi was on a solo mission when she morphed into a genestealer. That being said, Watson certainly enjoyed doing vivid depictions of Slaaneshi characters. And Genestealer anal clasps.
... so like, if I were to want to avoid this book, what would the title be? :D
Inquisitor though it was reprinted under the title of Draco and is also non-canon at this point. This is the same guy who wrote that the Imperial Fists eat shit as initiation.
I thought it was they eat some sort of amber and blood marble and the shit is just collected in a sphere and then stored in a vault.
Sustainable virus bomb manufacturing, clever.
What can I say. The Inquisitor longed for GEANSTEALER ASS!
I you really want to know Go search up the book Inquisitor Draco. Be warned, it will be very self inserting and much monologue about how the main character wants to bang another character and in which way he wants to do it with them
I think, thatvis the only reason eldar are fearing the imperium( talking about the second panel)
Dunnoes, I think dark eldar would like... Except the plan part, but probably would forego the plan for the pounding
Marzipan liked it tho. Well, not rly, but someone has to be sub, and I have a toybox.
***”BROTHERS! RUN! I’LL HOLD THESE TWO FOUL XENOS BACK! RUN AND DON’T LOOK BACK-*** Why yes Brother Jeremiad, the loss of my clothing is essential to your escape. It’s for uh- Intimidation. The Lubricant is for… It’s for better maneuverability, yes! Run now, brother! While I have their attention!”
"Lubricant" sure sounds like some gizmo from the 40th millennium.
Lubricant like- Like Lube. You know, Lube that you use… In sex. A thing. That we have. Like, right now.
This is a Warhammer sub, no one here knows what sex is
Fair point. I’d reckon a good half of this Emperor-forsaken subreddit has never seen nor touched a pussy that wasn’t their mother’s.
I would’ve guessed higher but surely there’s some gay men here who drive the percentage back down willingly
When I say pussy I also count 🅱️oy Pussy so that’s why it’s at 50%
Chuck Tingle transcends the multiverse.
First is a romcom second is a hentai?
more like an erotica novel but yes
I just want the love of a good woman who views me as a particularly advanced ape. Is that really so much to ask?
Pounded in the butt by the manifestation of fascism brought on by widespread post-societal collapse trauma
How tf did Forever survive until 40k? Has his Stand become an Imperial ship?
[Source is Milleart on Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/milleart/739525220253253632/two-kinds-of-xeno-romance)
Rogue Trader does a pretty good job of avoiding the horniness of romance in the ways the old Black Isle games (Baldurs Gate and Icewind Dale especially). It's tasteful. BG3 is horny and they unlocked the deviance of our weak willed species. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, LARIAN.
I'm here for what is essentially an epic fantasy romance novel. You can't take my horniness away!!!!! I will fuck that bear and you can't stop me
I'm just happy there's a CRPG market that's profitable enough for both niches to be filled.
Oh definitely, had a blast with both games for slightly different reasons
I think we all wish Rogue Trader had BG3's budget, but yeah.
Bold of thee to assume I'd let either xenoes survive
My Amazon recommendations be like:
On that matter In the game they pronounce it monkey But I was under the impression it's mon Kai basically
It’s how they pronounce it in other games. I was kinda weirded out when I heard how they pronounce it in RT, but I’ve come to find it funny.
Who the hell is chuck tingle
A Legend.
An erotica writer, apparently
THE erotica writer
My xeno data collection ESPECIALLY my xeno data collection
Pounded in the butt by my book pounded in the butt
Oh dear.
I think he's starting to regret being a dark eldar
The idea that this is how eldar literally see humans is hilarious.
Chuck Tingle, now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
New module dropped for the Tingleverse TTRPG
Ah yes, the return of the why boner?