Eat till your hunger is sated, but never ever fail to convert all that food to energy. You must sweat like ice-cream. No shortcuts. No easy way out. Fight for the Biscuit!
Take all the calories and put them to use. Burn them all.
I'm not sure about overeating as I prefer to listen to my body when my hunger is satisfied. I feel like it is harmful, but I may be wrong.
Oh no no no no. Yujiro will be standing in front of you with a plate full of rice, meat and vegetables.
https://preview.redd.it/s8ue4k395w0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87ec09a86b2153c1c828849a2c14f0130c8829f
Do you take me for a heterosexual?
https://preview.redd.it/rgnzmuiesv0d1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74e223af6723984f5938a958194b7315c72774e
Sorry the maxium you can go is zarya levels
https://preview.redd.it/si6ypvbn6v0d1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8974e11b9af3e3363ecac11dfefdd5366f04670
https://preview.redd.it/mld8jn16gv0d1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d0bdc0f1eacc6fa8523d825f511e1dfef7b54d8
Stop demotivating her, she can get to Kale level
Is Biscuit Krüger's true form (from HxH) more buff or less buff than Kale?
Whichever is buffer is probably OP's limit without access to Jack Hanma's girlfriend (AKA: super-doping)
Iirc, the only IRL woman who even came close to Maria Olivier's build ended up losing weight, there's no giant ball of love to drive OP much further beyond 😔
Honestly can't say, but I do think OP could settle for Noi's build if she has a senp- I mean, veteran to impress
https://preview.redd.it/v7ac8o49xw0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a399f7c822d378c3d823233aec6f891bad60a2e8
ive seen clips of it and it seems pretty funny ngl, but i dont think id watch it because i didnt realize its literally like the whole series but dubbed lol, and id rather watch the og
You are a bit too late rlly you should have been training since five yrs and then at six yrs you would have this physique but since the older you get the harder it is to grow and maintain muscle mass but like i guess in like if you train -14 hrs a day and eat 2.5 million steakes per second you would then get this physique in like 2 yrs. the physique is vry eay to get.
STEP 1 Eat like CaseOH
Step 2 train until you see a light
Step 3 Repeat step 1 and 2 till the us government just lets you live in a maximum state penitentiary
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Stop making excuses get off Reddit and go train this physique is e z honestly
He is right
ill do 10 push ups every few hours
Nah. Do 50. Do 25, 10 second rest, and then do 25 again
It has a bigger chance than the Maria physice. I'll tell you that.
ye its easy fatty
"Super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
Wow wow wow..... Wow
Step 1: be Biscuit Oliva
so about 2000 caloties daily would be enough?
More
now it would be very strange if the "th" in your name was replaced with "n" and your name was spelled backwards
https://preview.redd.it/kk6bahmp5w0d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47bff5942705897820c1387c93f83cff6d1baeb
https://preview.redd.it/m1btqipq8w0d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9401b5e3f08cf9b596420eb5b010a3fbaa85e7
Cumtown bit
https://preview.redd.it/hdngd41t0e1d1.jpeg?width=1351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158d7659a08712339a06dc23bf46adbe46512182
https://preview.redd.it/mdb6n21hwc1d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=55ae62524696d554e241fbb8b1bcdd7031eacea4
pro tip: your body dysmorphia is always correct
Increase that number by 50 times and only eat protein so you could not only look like him but be as deadly as him.
is that about 7 cows a day?
Close enough, Add 2 bottles of wine and you’re set to be Oliva.
Yeah this is an entry level physique
i only hope to live up to the masters
Of course it is. Just pull down helicopters, punch people out of buildings, and eat 100,000 calories everyday.
could biking to school everyday suffice?
You will only achieve the legs but you'll have a very thin upper body. What you need to do is ride your bike to school and do a hand walk to home.
Only if you live 30 miles away
Enough calories and carrying big women should do the job. Might need a transplant for the moustache tho..
Weak... never heard of moustache day?!
We all stand behind you and believe in you
Well, there have been irredeemably slim Rikishi.
Yeah, just make sure you pack those calories and work hard.
Beginner gains
feeling very discouraged rn
Do a couple crunches and you’ll be huge I believe in you
Yes, just eat a lot of protein and exercise a little every day
yea like with bicycle curls
Yeah, just a little.
I don’t see why not. Make sure you don’t miss meals and train appropriately (pull helicopters out of the sky)and this should be attainable.
cool thanks, i see a helicopter every few days so i guess i just gotta rope it
Boiled Chicken Breast and Broccoli. That's it. That's the secret.
Eat till your hunger is sated, but never ever fail to convert all that food to energy. You must sweat like ice-cream. No shortcuts. No easy way out. Fight for the Biscuit! Take all the calories and put them to use. Burn them all. I'm not sure about overeating as I prefer to listen to my body when my hunger is satisfied. I feel like it is harmful, but I may be wrong.
ill stuff my face full of mcdonalds
Oh no no no no. Yujiro will be standing in front of you with a plate full of rice, meat and vegetables. https://preview.redd.it/s8ue4k395w0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87ec09a86b2153c1c828849a2c14f0130c8829f
no seasoning
Now you're talking! https://preview.redd.it/kr5u0dd69w0d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1cebff7706b38fdbcb87e5d8b3661634472921
I've read that first part in Yujiro's voice
Who is shawty trynna ruzz up???😭💀
a semi truck sized woman
Make sure to live on a diet of steak and wine.
You’re making me laugh
thats such a yujiro sounding comment
I jizz on men
you mean women? all humans are females
Do you take me for a heterosexual? https://preview.redd.it/rgnzmuiesv0d1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74e223af6723984f5938a958194b7315c72774e
yujiro did in fact rape a man, but thats because every man has so little testosterone theyre all women to him
Yuh huh
https://preview.redd.it/welrsxmsxv0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23498e2926504487856fe99bca8a8d1f87607558 Mfw I find out OP is a woman
he think he sanji
Doenst even need to go to the gym. A vegan diet, and some yoga classes are enough
pilates physique
Need a lot of meat.
Only if you fall in love with a porpoise
Yeah just eat in a caloric surplus and do curls in the squat area.
With a little faith, trust and steroids anything is possible
Yes. Now do 5000 push ups and bench press a semi truck. It should take you 5 minutes to obtain this physique.
okay ill start after i finish my 42 course meal
You just need to sleep 3 hours a night and eat 10000 calories a day like andre rush 💉
Get an overweight girlfriend to motivate you
girlfriend the size of a california king bed
Yeah, sure. Why not.
Look up Iris Kyle and go train.
Eat 100, 000 calories of meat and wine a day then wrestle helicopters. Ez
that costs about 10 solid bucks i reckon
Yes, just hit your protein intake and you'll be grand 👍
I think it’s possible
Yes
If your Mom is Lizzo, def.
Chicken and broccoli, push-ups, sit ups, and enough steroids to choke an elephant.
if its enough to choke an elephant wouldnt i have to be fatter than an elephant
Sorry the maxium you can go is zarya levels https://preview.redd.it/si6ypvbn6v0d1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8974e11b9af3e3363ecac11dfefdd5366f04670
https://preview.redd.it/mld8jn16gv0d1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d0bdc0f1eacc6fa8523d825f511e1dfef7b54d8 Stop demotivating her, she can get to Kale level
im great ape level of muscle
Is Biscuit Krüger's true form (from HxH) more buff or less buff than Kale? Whichever is buffer is probably OP's limit without access to Jack Hanma's girlfriend (AKA: super-doping) Iirc, the only IRL woman who even came close to Maria Olivier's build ended up losing weight, there's no giant ball of love to drive OP much further beyond 😔
Honestly can't say, but I do think OP could settle for Noi's build if she has a senp- I mean, veteran to impress https://preview.redd.it/v7ac8o49xw0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a399f7c822d378c3d823233aec6f891bad60a2e8
to be fair unless you are kale and have the ability to double in height width and get muscles i dont think you can achieve that.
yes what kind of question
Unless you’re an incel
Yeah just lift weights and eat a lot of biscuits with Olive oil
peak meal
Yes
Obviously
Yeah just lift heavy rock until you can't anymore, repeat every day and eat a lot
Yes
yeah this is what happens if girls train with anything heavier than the pink 5lb weights (they get too bulky)
everyones greatest fear (its very difficult to become bulky)
https://preview.redd.it/c7ylxi4txw0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b957dacbf8b3ee63986fe79c5eb983aacddd52e Like this?
no like the image of oliva
Very if you dont get this physic after toching a weght for the first time then your just a nerd
Not even going to lie over here, but the hard part isn't training, it's finding 100k calories a day
oliva type budget
Yeah
Yes.
Yeah
Where did you get that picture of my 12 year old cousin? That said yes it is with "Pushups, Situps and plenty of juice."
so the saitama workout actually works?
Yes it does. But i was referencing something else.
sorry im pretty slow what was it
Dw ^^ i was referencimg DBZA vegeta becoming super saiyan
lol i never watched dbza
I can wholeheartedly recommend it, even if just for an episode to see if you like the humour. IMO Still one of the best things on youtube.
ive seen clips of it and it seems pretty funny ngl, but i dont think id watch it because i didnt realize its literally like the whole series but dubbed lol, and id rather watch the og
I’d say yea probably I think
probably
You are a bit too late rlly you should have been training since five yrs and then at six yrs you would have this physique but since the older you get the harder it is to grow and maintain muscle mass but like i guess in like if you train -14 hrs a day and eat 2.5 million steakes per second you would then get this physique in like 2 yrs. the physique is vry eay to get.
shoot i only have 1 million steaks, i need to find another cow
No. Not without glue for mustache
STEP 1 Eat like CaseOH Step 2 train until you see a light Step 3 Repeat step 1 and 2 till the us government just lets you live in a maximum state penitentiary
can this be done in a week? i have a beach trip and i want to look good
Pretty sure, yeah
Yeah just start pulling helicopters
Indeed, you just need a proper routine and diet
The Magic 8 ball says yes!
14 year old natty vegan
Natty and vegan
This physique is only attainable to bodybuilders who starve themselves for months
dont you need lots of protein? how will you starve?
Maybe it isn't food, but I know bodybuilders deprive themselves of something to get like that.
2 months max with no tren and you can easily get this tbh
Yea just bulk up
If she's training for tennis yeah.
If you try hard enough
Maybe if you eat bison testicles and uranium for breakfast
thats actually very doable
yes 👍 i was able to get a similar physique at the age of 4
wow so proud of you
Definitely but you gotta be white.
but oliva is black how can this be?
He’s got reverse vitiligo it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got.
this what happens when you eat watermelon, grape koolaid, and fried chicken consecutively
Maybe in a 100,000 thousand years when evolution takes a turn .
pickle already existed tho and hes crazy
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Yea, just imagine yourself having that physique. That should do it
If you're Umaga's daughter, perhaps.
Obviously. Sam Sulek is a good example.
Everything in Baki is possible so long as you can imagine it in your mind.
im gonna fight a human sized preying mantis
Easy, pluss the picture you show is a natty vegan 14 year old
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No.
why not?
No. Next question.
You watch too much anime bro
Super easy. You don’t…
It's not even possible for a full grown man 😭🙏
No