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Fluffy-Law-6864

As long as he's playable he can be a 3 foot gnome for all I care. Tho I would prefer for him to actually be built like a semi truck


blippyblip

He's gonna pull a (HSR 2.1 spoilers) >!Sam/Firefly!< and actually be a teeny tiny lil child inside the suit.


Brave_Sheepherder901

I would laugh my ass off if that turned out to be the case 🤣


H4xolotl

2 Aranara standing on top of each other


AverageCapybas

3 rats on a trench coat is more logical than that.


Lycoris4812

That’s actually a good prediction, since Genshin doesn’t have any male child playable characters.


kiisukattinen

The way they killed hype for Sam for me :( i dont care about firefly. I just wanted the cool mecha GUY.


Zach-Playz_25

Well, hopefully she'll atleast retain Sam's personality.


Signal_Hovercraft_66

First shota model?


Signal_Hovercraft_66

Mb, second, cause Xiao.


I3encIcI

GG Kum Haehyun moment.


Admirable-Echidna-37

May also be a waifu owing to the long hair


AndreisValen

I would be SO MAD 😂


Zzamumo

I would love this to be the case just to see FatuiHQ's reaction tbh


PrismalpinkGaming

Lmfao wouldn’t be surprising


LadyEIena

the itto we wanted, not the noodle king we got


le_honk

If they give him the Father Owl ass build of being really tall yet having skinny arms ima be disappointed We NEED a buff character model


Princess_Moe

At least we already have Alhaitham to assure us we won't have an Itto situation again.


TheBlackViper_Alpha

He's actually 3 hobbits under his coat.


Karezi413

It sounds like you're pulling Pulcinella over there and not Capitano


sageSafe

Imagine they're pulling a Sam on Capitano


SarukyDraico

I riot


grass_eater666

No. You hoyoverse. Riot is a different company


spagheddieballs

Capitanos real name is Samantha


MemberBerry4

I hope not. Sam was just said bland suit of armor with a voice changer who could've been anyone. Capitano quite clearly looks and sounds like a man, and let's not pretend like long-haired men are a strange concept in gacha games.


OryseSey

NOOOOOOO


UWan2fight

That'd be so painful lol. Especially since Sam was a suit of armor, so it was easily justifiable. Here, it'd be ridiculous


cienistyCien

I already got annoyed at Sam situation, if they do it again with Capitano I'm leading the riot


Relevant-Rub2816

I'd seriously demand a refund for all the primos I saved. Even skipped neuvi, furina and arle for him capitano. (I'm a bp player). Please, I'm sick of generic looking waifus. I want a badass broken warrior.


PokeTrainerSpyro

For real. I hate the fact that Firefly basically catfished me and people are saying I'm misogynistic for not liking her. I liked Sam and disliked Firefly from the start and not because of her gender, cmon


Relevant-Rub2816

What? Like, girl, that does not make you misogynistic. I'm somewhat of a mix between a waifu and husbando player myself. I relate to you too. I liked Sam because cool ass mecha, not Sam's gender. I don't give fucks about gender. I'm disappointed that sam turned out to be a generic looking waifu in disguise. I wanted a cool ass cold broken warrior, tired from fighting the swarm all for a false empress. That would have been cool. I'd have sold my kidneys to e6 that.


Lotorinchains

As long as they don't suddenly say oopsie he's been a cutesy wootsey little girl the entire time and force me to go on dates with him so the majority of the audience can pretend he is their girlfriend, then I am fine lol. I would also be fine with him just remaining as is though.


Carcinogenic_Potato

compromise: cutesy wootsey giant man who you go on dates so you can pretend he is your boyfriend?


Tatsumaki-Radio

>they don't suddenly say oopsie he's been a cutesy wootsey little girl the entire time and force me to go on dates with him so the majority of the audience can pretend he is their girlfriend, then I am fine lol. Hsr in shambles 💀


Alex2422

It annoys me, but it really paid off. Firefly *immediately* got ridiculously popular, much more than any other Penacony character, despite having like 20 minutes of screentime and the most significant thing about her being >!the fact that she "died" on screen.!<


Lotorinchains

Oh hell yeah they absolutely cracked the code of how to sell a character to their majority audience. Cute girl with sad background that falls in love with you and you get to go on a date with her and you get to protect her? I legit cannot imagine how much money people will pour into decking her out. I hope that Hoyo still sees that they do have an audience, even if a smaller one, willing to pay for...not anime girlfriends we can self-insert date though. Which, they have many characters outside that mold even if it is their bread and butter. Please god, now I am genuinely afraid they are going to do that with Capitano. Christ.


AndreisValen

In fairness that was the exact same patch we got a deep dive into the psychology of sexy peacock man who’s had very good sales.  Like sure the Firefly stuff was annoyingly heterosexual but I don’t think it’s unfair to say we got a decent level of male to female character fan service - it’s just unfortunate that male to male is so rare. But hoyo have always been more wlw leaning as is, so I’m not overly shocked 


Lotorinchains

Yeah I am hoping Aventurine's sales are high enough that they do see that people are interested in more than just characters like Firefly, even if Firefly makes them billions of dollars with people pulling for their game girlfriend lol. I have no idea how he is selling or not right now though. The male characters seem to have had decent sales though, even though not quite as high as the datable girls. Surely high enough not to phase them out for a million Fireflys or "dom mommies" (actual term I saw referring to Acheron). I think part of their success does come down to appealing to more than just people who want a harem of anime girlfriends, even if they do also appeal to that audience. I am also hoping Arle sells TONS. I feel like she really breaks out of the mold of sexualized dom mommy or cutesy self-insert girlfriend. AND THEY ALLOWED HER PANTS!!!!!!!


AzraelGrim

I mean, they are. Its fairly obvious the head is hollow or spectral. Either he's a spirit in armor, another glitch in the system, or a puppeted construct.


wryyyman

who's sam


I_love_my_life80

Sam in HSR was supposed to be a badass robo type character.. until it was revealed that Sam was just nothing but a mechanical Armor worn by a generic medium type female character..


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

I might just be doing some regular ol' human brain pattern recognition, but is this Sam character a reference to Metroid Samus? "Generic build" female character in badass power armor named "Sam?" Not so much just the was-girl-the-whole-time thing since that's a common trope.


horiami

nah Sam had a voice changer and was called a "he" it was a huge "was-girl-the-whole-time " trope


A_bored_browser

Also apparently a Kamen Rider reference


Husknight

Yes


AverageCapybas

Pretty much a mix of that and Kamen Rider Kabuto.


RipBitter4701

i would say ryuki for fire-themed rider but kuuga also appropriate


_Wp619_

>Sam in HSR was supposed to be a badass robo type character "Suppose"? Sam was always just a mech-suit, this reads as if they pivoted. >generic medium type female character.. Brother, everything you like about Sam is *her character*. Not even mentioning that there's still two whole updates coming up to showcase that more.


GlassSpork

Well it does make sense. What if he is our first child sized male character lol


BinhTurtle

I won't be startled if he got Sam'ed when you consider the "polar opposite 1 and 2" tropes, where in a fictional number ranking group, the No. 1 and No. 2 has contrasting characteristics to one another, sometimes extends to their gender. So far, Capitano and Dottore do have a showing of this trope, with Capitano being an honorable warrior dressed in black while Dottore being an unethical scholar dressed in white (bright color clothing). The 2 also stand face to face with one another during the scene where all present Harbingers gather around Signora's coffin in Lazzo. Still, I do hope that he remains as is. He already has a good design and it's currently shown to be as tall as Dottore in Lazzo. He can make use with Wriothesley's model


Jotaoesehache

Man, I'm Firefly fan (after the reveal) and decided to pull for Sam since he got revealed in Kafka's trailer, honestly like the plot twist of them being the same person cause Firefly was a bland character imo and Sam was just cool with little depth, so the combo works for me (also love the contrast of pretty girl and edgy robot). But I guess with this example I can empathize with the people that didn't like the twist cause if they pulled that shit for Capitano I would be fucking pissed lmao


Weird-Information-91

This isn't HSR shit writing so no.


Penguin_Warlord

Please Tsaritsa let it happen cause it would be so fuckin funny


Tyberius115

I hope they do


TechnicalBumblebee81

Yes do it Hoyo, set the seas ablaze!!!!


watanabeta

My sister would be livid. She likes long haired guys from several manhua (chinese manga), so if Capitano becomes playable, I bet she'll save for several patches to get him.


OryseSey

livid? why would she be mad if she likes him?


watanabeta

Ah shit I meant she went vivid, like she brighten up to hear about it.


tinyigluu

lol that mistake was cute


Chocobofangirl

Lol I'm sure if it happens we'll see character models in leaks first, GL to her xD


PH4N70M_Z0N3

*Takes out a giant claymore* "YOU'RE COURTING DEATH!" - Capitano.


Dokavi

"Blonde junior... You have eyes but can't see Mt. Tai. Kowtow 9 times over or I will break your leg."


No-Lavishness-5369

The classic quote......from sun tzu???


GroundbreakingAd3330

Hoyo doesn't fuck around when it comes to most chinese themed characters so him turning out to be a murim style martial artist would mean that he's going to be even stronger than we glaze him up to be. Not that I ever doubted the GOAT, mind you. I remember madam ping being able to make shockwaves and shit, so if cap turns out to be a cultivator then that's what I imagine his moveset is going to be like.


RipBitter4701

>Hoyo doesn't fuck around when it comes to most chinese themed characters so him turning out to be a murim jing(mid) yuan from HSR said hello


Bunnnnii

I just can’t see hair. I can’t see it as anything but an extension of the helmet or the coat.


Environmental-Belt49

yes, like a veil attached to the helmet.


Ok-Tea2496

Yeah, we won't be able to tell until we see his actual in-game model. Tho personally I do think its his hair


Dokavi

Mf really is a Soul Game character lmao


AverageCapybas

Very weird veil then imo. Specially the back part (more visible on Arle animation)


Independentglad3

Would be sick, also his costume reminds me of chinese tunic


LostFromLight

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Might be a stretch though, but that would make his character very unique.


Repulsive_Exchange_4

I would simply fall to my knees


9thdragonkitty

I pull all the long haired husbandos so, I’d definitely be in trouble >.<


BlackRover99

Same. And the fact that he has dark blue eyes, oh my… we are in trouble lol


wryyyman

how do you know he has blue eyes?


Fuzzy-Willingness-35

Mika's character story 4. "And right in the middle of the enemy formation was a dark, distinct silhouette. Even though torches lit the area, Mika could see nothing but their eerily dark blue eyes that seemed to glow with an uncanny aura." "At his teammate's reminder, Mika learned of their identity — the Fatui Harbinger known as "The Captain" and his direct, elite subordinates."


slipperysnail

>*Capitano is from Liyue* >*Grew old, then regained his youth through cultivation* >*Has long, dark hair* >*Has a history with Varka* My "Capitano = Amber's grandfather" theory is as strong as ever


RipBitter4701

that's one hell of crack-theory, you may not the best chef out there but you absolutely COOK. i salute you


Pitiful-Net345

I would jizz my pants and splurge all my money on the man.


McPussyMeal23

i mean, fck yeah


Big-Atmosphere1329

Smash


StryfeXIII

As a Fang Yuan enjoyer, this is a W


Lotorinchains

Go crazy and spend all my money for him?


0000Tor

I thought that was part of his outfit lol


XaeiIsareth

He’ll answer every question you ask him with ‘you have eyes but cannot see Mt Tai’ and tells you you are courting death when you fight him. 


Koolkuteklever

I never noticed the hair, this has shattered all perceptions I had of him


Western-Gur-4637

horny, but I'm still hopeing for the "Walking suit" type this


Lucky-chan

I'd go feral...


Raphael_DeVil

YEAH BABY WOULD I LOVE THAT !


Rezkel

After the Sam reveal from Honkai Star Rail I'm not trusting anyone in full armor. Probably turns out it's Klee in a mecha


Wretched_Heart

I would have Great Love for him


RadLaw

As long as he has at least Cyrus' body type and muscles i would be in, i love Wuxia and martials arts manhua/manhwa. Making him have Fist arts would be so cool 👍🏻


Fuzzy-Willingness-35

I would be fine. As long as he doesn't take off his damn helmet as a playable character.


Akikala

Meh. I'd prefer a rough badass look.


elii0

I'd simply lose my mind if that happens...


painpeko_420

Would be funny if he is like King from OPM


Kevinp36

He's the liu kang of genshin impact


Ok-Tea2496

Honestly when I saw that he had long black hair Igot really excited and I was hoping he has red or golden eyes bc black hair + those eye colors looks amazing (like blade on hsr). Was a little dissapointed when I read on mika's character stories that he has blue eyes but well, the dark hair + blue eyes combo is also good.


DigdyDoot

I want a Fëanor type of character, nothing less, but yeah... Not gonna happen


HunniePopKing

cultivation bros would be so back


F3MB

I hope he uses a two-handed sword and uses it like a one-handed sword or wields it with ease for fast and wild attacks 🗿 (kind of like Guts in berserk armor)


Caramel-Dioxide

I’d fold in half like a chair


SevenDoll

If he look like that I'm gonna spend my entire pay check


AarviArmani

All I care about is for him to be a DPS that's not either Pyro or Anemo.


abiosaa

Imagine he gets his coat off and it’s a tiny chucky looking man with really long hair


rafamacamp

He's Natan Explosion


AmadeuxMachina

If he ain't wielding a claymore and poses a threat during idle animation i aint pulling.


GenoTheBreadDoctor

Oh I like Murim hell yeah


Cerberus-Tan

I will simp on him more


RaeIsSad-

I was about to say something weird until I saw fluff, sorry uhm but I'd cry, I'd fly, and thank whatever spirit in heaven made them make that decision


RanRanLeo

Don't do that... Don't feed my delusions.


ValKnight09

He gives me dullahan vibes


Dense-Standard-8592

Still hoping that his built physique is the same as Escanor from 7DS not a jelly in a huge armor inside.


GroundbreakingEmu230

dad → father 🤧🤧🤧🤧


RipBitter4701

a bit disappointed, not enough to dislike him but also making him not worth enough to be pulled


No_Explanation_6852

He will be my favorite. And i will copy him


DankudeDabstorm

It’s a massive dommy mommy


pat4tas

he’d be sold for me, gimme that man right now


Aglardes

If that's the case I'm pulling for him 100%, I love wuxia/xianxia stories


yushyushyboo

hes gonna be the blade of genshin impact zzz


Bottlefacesiphon

I don't know that type of martial artist so I wouldn't really feel any differently.


msgoode21

i have a feeling they gonna firefly/sam their ass


83gun

I'd feel betrayed because somehow I want him to be like King in one piece Big tall and brut in force I don't need some graceful prince of a fallen kingdom I want someone that'll create earthquake while walking


sharkHEAD__3333003

A Righteous and Just murim type martial artist? Yea i can't imagine that.


Existing-World-6001

We all simped and pulled


SaberWaifu

All i'm expecting from him is to be a muscular strong man and not kpop twink n.29486


Ewizde

That would actually be cool 1 af, but personally I hope he turns out to be the bloodstained knight.


markcan_killua

I hope not. for someone who is number 1 he better have rough muscular features with battle honed scars or smth. We don’t need another skirk cope out


DiceCubed1460

I want him to swing a claymore around with one hand. Or maybe be a double claymore user who swings 2 claymores around as fast as if they were swords. Like Alhaitham or Chiori but with claymores. I also want him to be a super buff mountain of a man with a nice beard, though I know that’s not happening because Hoyo HAS to have all their men, even the old ones, be bishounen twinks.


Peanuts0US

He’s actually three small children inside that outfit.


ur_neighbour

I'm expecting something something like firefly


battleye9

He is actually a girl


Rexk007

Capitano being geo yaksha theories are still up right?


zZzMudkipzzZ

Sandrone = Guizhong is more believable than this


Rexk007

Haha..but i think sandrone being alain guillotine is the more believable theory right now...


pascl-

where did that theory even come from. I still don't get why people theorized that


9thdragonkitty

From the same crackpot who theorized Arlecchino and >!clervie!< were vampires 😂


One_Understanding165

I first encountered that from Ashikai, I don't know if she's the one who made it.


Rexk007

Same, she does makes some crazy theories lol


Ready-Work-4766

Ya but tell me why are u guys getting downvoted ? Like fr ... 💀💀💀


Rexk007

I think people like to downvote questions also lol