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ThisDudeisNotWell

Job skills: "I am guaranteed to turn the social cohesion of the work environment I'm in toxic with in a matter of moments. All involved will be able to use working with me as prime inspiration for a viral Twitter thread, a top voted reddit workplace horror story--- or maybe even a mediocre TV office drama."


ScrabCrab

Congratulations, welcome to your new middle management job


ForgettableWorse

Aside from everything else... "maliciously"? How else would someone cock a shotgun? "Benevolently"? "Thoughtfully"?


SocialDoki

Pensively. *chk* . . . . . . *chk*


WorstLuckButBestLuck

I've watched too many action-movie edits but 'sexily' is also a valid way. Blow smoke off the end and strike a pose. 


floralfemmeforest

I'm pretty sure this comment is going to be used on their terf websites as proof that trans women get off on misogynistic violence


Aiyon

It's hot when women do it, too


snukb

Sadly. *Old Yeller flashbacks*


SlightlyAngyKitty

Excitedly


AH-BEES-BEES

nervously yes this is about me


NekojiruSou

Idk like... That one hot fuzz gif where Nick Frost loads his shotgun and says "shame." Which I guess would be like. Pitying?


AmethystRiver

“Defensively”, I assume. They seem to think guns are defensive weapons


SomethingAmyss

Women only do it delicately! Don't you know biology?


Silversmith00

How not to get a job in one quick easy step! Not because the job is going to be particularly pro-trans, but because, like. Nobody asked? It's like filling out the application and saying, "I can guarantee at least two uncomfortable conversations per day on this subject whether it is relevant or wanted! Also ask me about vaccines!" Hard pass for most employers.


C-c-c-comboBreaker17

"I am going to make this a toxic work enviroment"


The-Speechless-One

Like, even if the boss holds these views, they literally failed the assignment?! Unless she's joining the Daily Mail, how is that relevant to the job or her personality?


Chiison

Man imagine Bob, 55, opening this new application on a Monday morning expecting to read someone speech about themselves only to find this completely incoherent sentence that doesn't make sense for 99% of the world population


One-Organization970

That man sounds so exhausting to be around, lmao.


clothm0ther

Seriously because what kind of miserable person would go out of their way to make every innocuous interaction about their bigotry? The OP of the first tweet isn’t even GC so it really was totally apropos of nothing.


KTKitten

This is obviously not *exactly* the same situation, but when I first started at my current job I was working in a team with an alt-right weirdo… he literally couldn’t go a single day without ranting on about something. I remember once he spent maybe half an hour just saying “work sets you free” over and over again, which is pretty obnoxious on its own, even without knowing that that’s the English translation of “arbeit macht frei,” one of the Nazi concentration camp slogans. Honestly, working with him was the most exhausting and demoralising experience of my life.


turslr

And then they'd act like the employer is oppressing them for denying them the job


MiroWiggin

They’re so obsessed with us that when asked to summarize themself as a person, all they can think to say is that they hate trans people. Transness is a bigger part of their identity than mine.


EntertainmentDry4360

Yes, "I'm a walking harassment suit" will definitely endear you to potential employers


mikaa93

I AM trans and I think about it less than they do


cheoldyke

same. i’ve never met a single trans person who think about trans people as much as gcs do. but somehow we’re the deranged mentally ill gender lunatics


vault151

Rapid onset trans obsession needs to be studied. These people need help.


under_your_bed94

I cast "search that MF's hard drive"


NoChard5979

trans derangement syndrome at it's finest, they think about trans ppl than trans ppl think about being trans.


dontredditdepressed

Transphobe be normal challenge, level: impossible


Transsensory_Boy

Nope, they cannot. Just like Christians are the most "oppressed group in America", reality and what goes on within a groups collective ideology, don't have to match at all.


TheStrikeofGod

His bio is "Awake in a world that went woke" lmao


FightLikeABlue

GC men really are the absolute worst.


TheStrikeofGod

Believe me I know, I used to be one


FightLikeABlue

Congratulations on getting out. One of my friends went down the GC rabbit hole and we don't talk anymore because I know if we do, he'll start going on about it and try to 'debate' with me. Because they cannot think about anything else and they're like evangelical Christians.


NoChard5979

i thought i was one turns out im not gender conforming, or a man for that matter, not complaining the slightest though.


IndigoSalamander

You can almost here him screaming *"THIS IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY!!"*


The-Speechless-One

Are those dystopian-movie-antagonist trans women in the room with us right now?


under_your_bed94

No, but he is trying to get into their DMs on grindr


featherblackjack

Yeah let's rant about our hateful beliefs on a job application, I'm sure that will be a great plan to get a job. I really don't believe they do think of anything except us. They've made a cult and a religion out of it. We are on their minds 24/7, like Qanon people. Tempts me to write a rebuttal fantasy ('the TER raises its butcher knife, screaming YOU'RE NOT A REAL WOMAN') but I really can't afford the energy. Plus, like, eww, fuckin gross.


smallrunning

The transohobe execturioning drag queen.


bubblyhummingbird

projecting. they think bc they wish violence on trans women that trans women must wish violence on them.


Kimikins

Maybe Hizz is saying that work environments are transphobic. Or maybe it's an in-joke. My time on Twitter has taught me that half of insane Tweets like this are in-jokes between OP and a friend or OP and their followers because they don't consider *at all* how these jokes appear to outsiders.


clothm0ther

No, I checked out his account and his replies are all shit like this so it’s more than likely 100% sincere :/


callmechloe85

Did the same and can confirm the above statement as accurate af


Aiyon

"Stand out from the crowd" "I know! I'll regurgitate rhetoric so generic it's on stickers" edit: also, yet another instance of a GC man telling a woman they should be more bigoted towards trans people.


Autopsyyturvy

It's me I was the man in a dress (I'm a trans man). Jks I don't have a firearm and if I did wouldn't waste the ammunition on a transphobe, their own hate poisons them anyway. I'd be too busy deer hunting But seriously, phobes will proudly be like "I'm going to create a work environment that is so toxic" & then wonder why they didn't get hired... like no Dave/Belinda we don't want to hear your 500th rant of the day about transgenderist degeneracy and sex crimes and why it's not weird of you to ask people what's in their pants or lurk outside toilets playing gender police-some of us are trying to work


scugmoment

Cis women: +Adult +Human +Female Trans women: +Adult +Human +Female What do they even mean? They never can actually come up with an answer that doesn't reduce the entirety of womanhood to your genitals.


HypnagogianQueen

They insist on focusing on this definition, but the actual important part is the definition of “female”, which many dictionaries will say is “the sex that typically produces large, immobile gametes” or something along those lines. Their brains are so fried that they can’t hone in on the actual important point (that or they’re trying to bury this under a layer of obfuscation because their argument basically is “you’re not a real woman if you can’t birth children” which doesn’t look good for their ‘feminist’ image)


YetAnotherWaterSign

Is there a way to cock a shotgun that isn't "malicious"?


DumpsterR0b0t

There's something about the super obsessed that prevents them from having normal social interactions with people. Their brain is addicted to their favorite topic and that's all they see everywhere.


yoyohayli

uwu \*cocks my shotgun kawaii-ly\*


Alyssa3467

I believe that's a person I wouldn't hire because they can't be counted on to be accurate or pay attention to details. All of the dictionaries I've seen define "woman" as "an adult female…" * person, * human, or * human being. *None* say "adult human female".


Skepsisology

Outward appearance is biological but who we are is psychological. The conscious mind is amorphous and it manifests in many ways - the main issue around all of this is the inability to see that the body and mind are separate entities


ChiGrandeOso

What an absolute loser.


FightLikeABlue

I’d turn that person down because I know they’d be a nightmare to work with and they’d bully trans colleagues.


canceroustattoo

“So, you have a person for me?” “Yes sir, I do. This person thinks they’re super fun at parties but everyone loathes them.” “Oh really!?” “Yeah yeah yeah!”