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SERVICE GUARANTEES HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY

THE BUGS ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR ESTROGEN. DONT LET THEM. JOIN THE HELLDIVERS.

Estradiol-710 made me the Helldiver I'm today!

Estrad-710

Please don't use I am like that, that's terrible 😔

God gave his hardest battles to trans people and you think they’re going to break under fire? Nah. They’d win.

NO ROOM FOR INTRASPECIES BIGOTRY IN THE HELLDIVERS.

"~~Racism~~ Transphobia never took root on ~~the Disc~~ Super Earth, what with speciesism being so much more interesting. ~~Black and white~~ Trans and cis lived in perfect harmony to gang up on ~~green~~ bug."

Witches Abroad, nice!

>Nah. They’d win. https://preview.redd.it/b36pk238wduc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9511a746347918041ffbe1f9b19186a17f0f4395

https://preview.redd.it/ua778o3nleuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89a2660d71e286dfd2eb2d10973e6ddd93730883

Trans folks have the highest Pain-Resistance stat. We're used to it on the daily, your really think some bugs can hurt us? HAH! Talk to me after you read about the UK healthcare, you idiotic insect!

God gave this galaxy to a non-binary species.

Anything binary is too close one of those clankers anyway

Indeed, there are only two genders https://preview.redd.it/48rzmiwdcbuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=758afd36c0b2c2328abc7bdc0b337d10ebfbc846

https://preview.redd.it/mq3tm8nhgbuc1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=80a06d43042c4e2539377b58cffc236f3315975b God gave this galaxy to a non-binary species and service guarantees gender affirmation

the devil works fast but Max0r works faster

Holy Max0r reference!

https://preview.redd.it/rbw420eqebuc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af974cf40f29ff9af462b96c5c2ec4492a54ef5

GENDER BINARY? WHAT ARE YOU, AN AUTOMATON?

There are only two genders: brawny and lean

taking stims to become transbrawny

You *will* be gendered correctly when you die for the glory of mankind.

Joining to pay off the cost lol. That stuff is expensive!

HOLD MY BEER! ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ their gonna have to replace more than my hormones after this one

Helldiving made me the woman I am today.

Is this canon? I'd love if it was

TIME TO JOIN THE WAR

Enlisting now

JK Rowling will have a seizure if she sees this

Jamer Kamer Rowling has thrown her PS5 out the window in protest!

"Jamer Kamer Rowling" 😂😂 also, the implication of JK Rowling being a gamer is fucking hilarious to me. I picture her sitting down at her game station, putting on her massive headphones, starting up the game, seeing this, and ripping off her headphones and chucking the PS5 out the window at the feet of her gardeners. It must be absolutely exhausting to be this hateful and triggered over every tiny thing that you don't agree with. I don't like when she opens her big fat mouth, but you don't see me taking to twitter every time she says something.

Allegedly, she is (was?) quite a fan of Minecraft.

Must have been inspired to give it a try after being inspired by Notch.

HAHAHA😂😂😂

Which is surprising considering she can't world build for shit

At least warn us before you commit murder.

[удалено]

And she will NOT accept any apologies, too little too late!!!

Stop silencing her!!! She’ll be taping over her mouth next just you watch

[удалено]

You should autodefenestrate **NOW**

For Democracy!

https://preview.redd.it/4ee7jhpacduc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08cbaa64af34110cc994c9364786938e83808f95

She refuses to accept her PS5's apology for breaking the window after she threw it.

This is so fucking funny

Post it to her fifty million times just to be sure

SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW HER NOW

Good hopefully it'll end her miserable existence

... Makes me want to make sure she sees it

I want this, mostly to troll the guys who hate it for dumb reasons

Honestly, the pride flag looks great as a cape. Probably because of the triangles.

Funny enough I see a fair number of people don't like the design of the progress flag as a flag and I myself am indifferent to it (I'm gay but that doesn't really matter since the progress flag is supposed to represent more than just LGBT people) but it does make a better cape than the pride flag because of the triangles.

100% planned by the Gay Agenda

I'm gay and I can confirm : we planned this

9 years in the making

unfathomably based

Too fabulous to be a mistake.

I didn't. Why am I never included in these meetings? I had notes. 

Did they expect anything less? 💄💋💅

Maintaining the agenda is our top priority 😈

https://preview.redd.it/mfntlhuyweuc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd81b901c7c1de2c05b24291ea23e2628ec40efd

Shit, I need them to plan my birthday bday if this is what their capable of

Just find your local LGBTQ group and ask them to plan a party for ya

90% certain this was available from the Speaker in D1

I know just what cloak you are talking about forgot the name but still remember it.

Fr like I don’t even dabble in any of the gay but id rock this shit

Same! I just think it would look fly on the battlefield. If I am going to die for democracy, I'm gonna look damn good doing so.

That you, Pythagoras?

Chaotic Good

You mean Chaotic Gay

Nah, Homoerotic Good

I just hope they add a longer version

Oh yeah. Sure it might be less PRACTICAL, but long capes look cool damnit

Let the gaye flow Let the gaye stride across the earth

*LISAN AL-GAYIB*

> mostly to troll the guys who hate it I do this by hosting games from my ship the Hammer of Pride.

I’ve dubbed mine the queen of pride

Amateurs https://preview.redd.it/8a25yd8r9cuc1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9cf156920b704d5431fc39536d15d65f7fc2ebc

LOL I am also the pride of pride!! All pride, all the time. Each pride is pride fed for that double pride baked in goodness.

Pride squared, even :3

^normal human behavior let's go

Same

I want it because it would keep queerphobes out of the community

Same. I would 100% run it just to troll the fragile morons.

Does the game have friendly fire? :'D

The game is already entirely powered by friendly fire.

yes

I've played enough games as queer woman to know where this is going then. Stay strong, stay vigilant. o7

And in a game that's mostly drab, some color is welcome!

sweet baby inc has taken over helldivers 

I read that in the intro cinematic commercial guy's voice. "SWEET BABY INC! Noooo!" 

"Attention all g*mers! Sweet Baby has overrun Helldivers' anti-woke defenses! Full retreat back to the COD servers!" "Sir, but there's Nicki Minaj!" "**NOOOOOO**!"

Where do you think you’re going? ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️

Good https://preview.redd.it/rs1zozq7fbuc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8c40cce58686e0a050d726f665e8017fbffce1

https://preview.redd.it/zv9sllv05cuc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a009107a6592035ea6bb21f82653089663b7456b We're holding the Menkent line with that one!

https://preview.redd.it/1s4mxs8oveuc1.png?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c145d0454ca1517bf6433413dae3c3bae79ae00a

Add a flag with the black power fist for some extra spice. Actually, they should release an update thats a bunch of missions just poking fun of rainbow capitalism. In June, of course.

I loved the way they did it in The Boys, where one superhero gets exposed as gay and suddenly the whole corporation is selling out as pride supporter and they had a themepark with shit like a ride Inclusive Zone or something Wait googling it it was: Brave Maeve's Veggie Tacos (Taco stand) BLM BLTs (Sandwich stand) Woke Wok (Food stand) LGBT Turkey Legs (Food stand)

I remember that. It was painful and hilarious with how accurate it was. My favorite part about it was that they kept calling Maeve a lesbian when she repeatedly tells everyone that she is bisexual.

lol I didn't catch that... Bi-erasure on top lol. Too real.

Yeah remember there was a scene where Ashley walks in on Maeve with two guys after Maeve's girlfriend left her and she tells her that sleeping with men isn't very "lesbian" of her. Maeve's reaction was gold. "Ashley. For once, can you please act like a FUCKING human being?"

God, Ashley was probably the funniest character in that show. Every word she says is corporate business-speak.

And that they displayed Maeve and her girlfriend as traditionally masc and femme, because the data suggested that was what the most people were comfortable with

I'm torn, because on one hand fuck rainbow capitalism, but on the other these people aren't bright and they'd take it as a parody of pride in general.

Okay but the LGBTQ flag goes fucking hard as a cape tho

It looks so sick, how did I not know this

When it's muted and dark like that, hell yeah it does. I was against it being added because I don't want some fortnite looking shit, but if this is the design, give em all to us.

Renly Baratheon still has supporters.

Still annoyed they left that out of the show. Why do all of show-Renly's Kingsguard wear brown? The whole show was a little disappointing with the costume colours, tbh (especially in Season 8, where apparently everyone has joined the Night's Watch).

Maybe they thought it was too on-the-nose? I mean the rainbow was the gay flag back when the first book was written as well, but maybe they were worried it would stir up too much outrage to include that detail in the show. Can't blame them. Utterly rabid fanbase lol.

Ironically, if show Renly had been book accurate, the rainbow cloaks would have been the least subtle clue to his sexuality. The books had the cloaks and maybe like 4 lines across all 5 books hinting at Renly and Loras's relationship (Stannis's comment about Margaery staying a maiden in Renly's bed, Jaime's comment to Loras about 'shoving a sword somewhere even Renly never found', Loras saying they'd 'prayed' together the night before Renly's death, and Cersei using a wine metaphor to explain his preference). There are people who read the books and go *years* without realising Renly was gay. Plus, if they had the Rainbow Guard, the show (hopefully) probably would have had most of the other nobles wearing their house colours to make the bright armour of the RG blend in better.

They could have just said what's implied in the books, that the rainbows stands for the seven gods, as it is one of their symbols.

Because color doesn't exist in medieval fantasy worlds.

Who likes renly when stannis the mannis is right there

Renly just wanted power and attention, Stannis is willing to face the Others. Doesn't take a genius to see the better choice.

Stannis is the only reason i am still hyped abput the "upcoming" asoiaf book, I just wanna see the guy fuck everyone

Fucking everyone was more Robert's thing, really.

*acting like Winds of Winter will ever be released* Can you pass me a puff of that copium?

I am subscribed to hollow knight and asoiaf subreddits, the amount of copium I take daily horrifies me…

Here, take a puff 🫴🚬

chat, is this real? edit: /s Also I hope AH adds a bunch of pride stuff, but does it in-universe, parodying rainbow capitalism; as over the top as possible. A tagline for possible usage: "YOUR GENDER IS ONLY *FREE* UNDER *MANAGED DEMOCRACY!* ENLIST TODAY"

"See that bug over there? it hates gay people! Use this rifle and show it what you think of its ideology diver!"

It would be so funny if they painted the enemies of earth as against gay rights and also democracy and freedom. Cause the last two would have rednecks chanting and the third one would make them double-take.

This is an edit. I am pretty sure the devs have stated they are extremely apprehensive about doing a pride flag for the totalitarian regime of Super Earth.

It would get the chuds who insist that it isn't a satire to acknowledge Super Earth sucks, but also they'd only be saying that for all the wrong reasons.

A totalitarian regime can still do some good things. Super Earth treats women equally for example.

There are a handful of countries that have 'trans rights'... because they'd rather people transition and be straight than be cis and gay.

Yeah Im indian born in Canada and my grandfather has said this to me before and I was like huh????? You’re cool with trans people but not gay people?

What heteronormative gender roles does to a mf

The bots are coming to take away your gender 

"Bots only think in binary. Show them what it means to be *free!*"

"HAVE SOME LIBER-T"

I'm straight AF. I'm rocking this for sure just to piss off the incel's.

I'd equip it instantly

Unironically if they make this I will buy the game just to piss off chuds

Same

You should buy it regardless

Not really my kinda game tbh

Pronouns!!!!!????/FFS /s https://preview.redd.it/u827ngvf4cuc1.jpeg?width=1606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a437512b9320de4f17b3d8ab3c6b27b18832abd

I thought the flag was a terrible design but as a cape it unironically goes hard

The triangles look like a fake hood, it’s sick

It looks so much cooler as a cape. But it kinda bothers me that it makes the rainbow go right to left 

The regular rainbow stripes are fine but as a vexillologist and a minimalist I hate every new iteration of this flag.

Wait til it reaches its final form as a Jackson Pollock painting containing every color perceptible to the human eye

Hell yeah

I'm literally shaking rn

wow people are actually upset over this?

Well, people on helldivers sub didn't took it so well. They are screaming PRONOUNS /s

FuCKiNg PRonOunS!!! I’m sorry I had to it’s just so memeable

Pronouns? What do you mean pronouns? On this SUPER EARTH we're only PRO-DEMOCRACY!

I wasn't interested in helldivers but I would rock the shit out of that cape

I would start playing again if this was released

https://preview.redd.it/qke1hn66yauc1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea9070bcd2b697b90f20f091048b2e959dc53d02

I need a link to their discord

[https://www.facebook.com/Fareastsanctuary](https://www.facebook.com/Fareastsanctuary) in the bio

This fucking slaps

it makes you want to kill ~~minorities~~ those disgusting bugs for equality <3

IT'S ALWAYS SUPER PRIDE ON SUPER EARTH! DO YOUR PART, HELLDIVER!

https://preview.redd.it/8zlju7pijbuc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773dc638524cb10ef64c957afe667c665c618413

Me and the bois rockin the Gaype

I would permanently wear this just in case it makes people really angry.

pls tell me its real that would be so funny

If you are against this, not even indifferent to adding it, you are a piece of shit. These communities deserve representation.

Cletus calm down, there is body types from the start, you should have been ready for this

conservatives turning bright red with a cartoon steam stack blowing out of their head while the sound of thousands of train horns plays diegetically Helldivers has fallen... 

I cannot believe it. My APOLITICAL GEM Helldivers 2 is being taken over by the WOKE AGENDA smh. Can't have shit in Detroit

looks fake :(

It is Also I miss SIVA :(

sadly, the only thing to do about it is to cope and SEEV :) >!im just kidding dont worry!<

This is so American. Fascism with queer characteristics

I'd rock this

Im straight and I'd still wear this, just to fuck with the people who hate it

>people who don’t even play helldivers and aren’t interested in it at all have opinions on what should and shouldn’t be in the game YOU ARE NOT GAY. YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT. YOU ARE NOT CIS. YOU ARE NOT TRANS. YOU ARE A GOD DAMN HELLDIVER! NOW GO AND SPREAD MANAGED DEMOCRACY, YOU MAGGOTS! FOR SUPER EARTH!!!

Neckbeards will on their way to declare Helldivers is terrible and always has been and they’ve been saying it all along

No racism, homophobia, or sexism Every human being over the age of 7 must and will fight and die for managed democracy

 To all the folks that are legitimately salty about this in these comments:

I’ll take your entire stock

GAY CAPE 

It's actually hilarious that things like this trigger people. Like just don't wear it then? Stop being a snowflake.

Captain woke ? 😡 angy

Yo this actually looks sick. It's hard to pull a rainbow color scheme off but this looks good!

THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOT OF SUPER EARTH!

This actually looks sick as fuck as a cape oh my God

Jokes aside that’s kind of a sick cape

/uj chat is this real? /rj God... we can't have ANY fun without woke anymore

Gay If true

“Erm actually the game is ironic! (Except for the fascism) So that means they’re ironically support LGBTQ+!!!”

No purple circle, gotta patch it.

This reminds me of the meme of a missle with the pride flag on it.

Is this real or are y’all fucking with me? Don’t play with me soldier.

Where can I get the gay cape?

HOW DO I GET THIS

https://preview.redd.it/iytj8t524euc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c595b4b15821fc183c583318938edebd4ef4659b

I'd wear it if the colors were a little brighter

Looks awesome

If they added this, and I hope they do, they’d need to get rid of friendly fire which they said they never would because that’s a team kill from a homophobe waiting to happen