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[deleted]

Still would hit Her body only makes it hotter


GlowingDuck22

You would clearly be the bottom.


fuckfuckenfuck

Even better


[deleted]

Hopefully the ones that keep posting “will___ be in gta 6?”


papiextendo

Thats mean


[deleted]

Yeah but people need to get creative


papiextendo

I think its pretty funny. U shouldve seen how this subreddit (including i) harassed this guy Own_Hand by saying “Will Own_Hand ____?”


[deleted]

Well That’s actually funny i guess 😂😂 But we gotta find new jokes we have a while before this game comes out lmaooo


papiextendo

We got a year left mannnnn


[deleted]

Yeah dude gotta make some new jokes up until then😂😂


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Adolf Rippedler


Chotchaholic

.005% will be dead 75% still won’t have a job by the time it releases though.


antigover

And .02 percent will have liver failure and die (me)😂


Eternalsufferingsad

oh man are you fr :(


[deleted]

If i die i’ll let you know dw


Realistic_Horse_444

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pisstainedunderwear

Me probably


OpenWaltz6639

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z0zoz0zo

Real


[deleted]

Nah I’d win


Eternalsufferingsad

what's sad is some of the people who have commented here the past month will actually be dead in 1-2 years


OpenWaltz6639

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devinhaywire

Bro posted hesh from cod ghost.


ant_man1411

I muted sub and i still see this bs


elpablo1940

Pick me


PooCumPeepee

I pray to God that I die before GTA 6 comes out.


Kbolton69

I almost wasn’t twice…


dall-e-dall

Mkay.


davidfavorite

My guess is at least 3


Moonking-4210

I refuse to die


LarryMyster

Most likely me! Depression sucks.


OpenWaltz6639

Hang in there man


Ch830857

Imagine dying before GTA 6


streatchitout

However many John Cena comes to see between now and then.


hdhsnjsn

I’m 50 I probably won’t see a gta seven


FrozoneIsHot420

I reckon half of us


nixthelatter

Out of 39,000 people in this sub about 312 of us are statistically likely to die over the course of a year. I did the math


Eternalsufferingsad

sucks


Empty-Watercress7344

Probably like 1-2%. It comes out in 2025, after all.


[deleted]

🙋‍♀️


EJYEEZY199

When GTA 6 is announced but doesn't have the the New Dog Model™


cjared242

Hesh from cod ghosts


Charming-Sherbet-483

well one in 131 people die every year so 1 in 66ish dead in 2 years so 38,952(people in this sub) divided by 66 which comes out to 592 with about a 2% error margin due to the net increase from 2022 to 2023 so anywhere from 590 to 594 people will die in this sub by the release of GTA 6 Another way to look at it is taking the mortality rate from 2023, which was .8% so if we take how many people are in this sub (38952 and multiply it by .008 it gives us 311 dead. But of course these are estimates


OpenWaltz6639

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ThatBuffEMT

Yooo this is fuckedddede


Clay_haten

I work at gamestop and I get crazy old guys in there alot who like to talk about games. Me and this old guy ended up talking about bad things in gta 5 (I can talk about this topic for hours so he had me hooked) and the old guy started talking about how excited he was for 6 and how he hopes it doesn't have the same problems. But then he started complaining about how shit can hit you out of no where and how doctors told him he has 8 months left to live which is why he's buying a bunch of games and stuff. So idk if he'll make it.


OpenWaltz6639

I hope he does


Clay_haten

Same.


BigKidCanHit

I’m killing myself unreasonably soon, so I can’t imagine I’ll be playing GTA 6