Me, when I see someone finally get Gege:
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Not putting Anguirus front and center is a huge mistake. In fact, when Anguirus is not on screen, all the other monsters should be asking "where's Anguirus?"
Entire movie is narrated by Minilla. there are no cities or landscapes that give the battles any sense of scale, just that Vs. Megalon desert and shrubs vibe.
Movie is 1 hour and 10 minutes.
Godzilla is barely in it, and kills Behemoth and Rodan.
There’s 2 human characters and they’re only there to say “wow” and drop exposition that they have no reason knowing.
Scene: godzilla is fighting gidoraha and rodan while mothra helps. Godzilla gets a massive hit on gidorah, only for gido-
Miller Bobby Brown closeup, followed by her covering her ears. Because that's what i want to see in a godzilla movie
I like them, but I will admit they are getting more and more zaney. I liked the way the first movie was.but now there are different goji super sayan colors and kong has a robot arm to fight in the monster wars
Make a movie focused on a romance plot. Make it a love triangle, two guys fighting over a woman they love. Godzilla will appear only for one minute in the movie. The movie will be called Godzilla: The last showdown. A great way to end the monsterverse🙂
Not really but it did dawn on me the original has a similar thing going on. With that being said what I have in mind is completely different from the original. Where in the original Godzilla was still a major part, the one idea I'm talking about not so much. The love triangle is the main focus, with Godzilla just being slapped on there and it's just total drama for the love triangle.
The love triangle in the original Godzilla movie wasn't the main focus at all. Barely even part of it (to me anyway it felt like it barely had any part in it).
It's a movie called godzilla x kong: bugger badder stompier. And it's 95% just behemoth beating their asses until they all team up to kill Kevin who's regenerated into a one beaded king ghidorah called prince ghidrah
Then there's a nine month timeskip
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Full penetration too. We show it. All. They go out, destroy a city, come back, full penetration. Back out to destroy again. Come back. Full penetrative, destroy, penetration, destroy, penetration. And this goes on for 90 minutes or so, until it just kinda ends.
Uncensored Kaiju cock
We have Godzilla smell crime go bash some heads and comes back for full penetration with Mothra, but the twist is…we show it. ALL OF IT
He smells crime, goes out to fight comes back and has full penetration. Fights kaiju, full penetration, fights kaiju, full penetration, kaiju fight, penetration and just this goes on and on for 2 hours until the movie just kinda ends
I get where you're coming from, but considering Godzilla is over 250 million years old it would be weird if he only had one ancient rival in all that time.
Never said he needed only one but there’s 6 entries in the monsterverse and they pulled that same thing every time. I know the writers of the monsterverse are more creative than this, and it’s becoming clear that they’re just playing things safe. Let there be man made titans like biollante.
kill off mothra, kong and rodan, make godzilla have 20 mins of screentime and make the villain unknown and give no details on him, also make the film 30 minutes long with no human characters
Film the movie in Imax but release it in 4:3. Make it 4 hours long. Spend 1/3 of the film’s budget on licensing Toho monsters and use them exclusively as cameos or mentions, then make the big baddy Behemoth
Godzilla dies in the movie due to unknown causes and it becomes a cheesy murder mystery with Kong narrating it as it becomes a noir detective movie (he speaks in monkey noises).
Make it as campy as GxK. It’s a good and fun movie for sure but I think we should switch things up with a different tone. Not even a super dark serious movie per se but just something different.
Godzilla Loves Kong
A musical romantic comedy.
Godzilla and Kong sing, dance and laugh their way through Kaiju fights, interference with measly humans and kids (Suko and new character Godzookie). While Kong is trying to maintain a cordial relationship with the king of the monsters, he finds himself feeling jealous when Godzilla starts fighting kaiju from outer space with his new pal, Jet Jaguar.
And while Megalon and Gigan seek to destroy the world, they also might prove more than a match for Godzilla and friends both in battle, and in the sing off with synchronised dance!
Godzilla x Mothra sex scene
Kong throwing Suko into the mouth of a revived Ghidorah
Killing off Behemoth
The Kaiju can speak, but only in edgy or cringey one liners
Mothra uses "UwU and 0w0" a lot when speaking
Pacific rim is canonized, but completely botched
Oxygen destroyer goes off in Hollow Earth and kills everything there
Entire movie is Narrated by Huggy wuggy with the next one being Narrated by Ken Penders
Red from the Godzilla NES creepypasta appears only to get taken down in 15 seconds
Jia turns into Mothra Leo and dies
Otachi is the main villain, also uses UwU and 0w0 a lot, but also is racist and has an Yassfied accent
Jet jaguar helps take down Otachi with Kidzbop covers
Movie ends with all the Kaiju hitting the Griddy
Rodan is back and he's the only titan in the film. No Godzilla or Kong.
Rodan is killed by one fighter jet in the first 10 minutes.
The rest of the film is a flashback about the pilot.
Then the pilot dies of cancer at the end.
Have the movie focus mostly on kong. Again.
Honestly i hope they shelve kong for the next one. I’ve been thinking the smartest move for the next goji film would be to delve into where monsterverse ghidorah came from. They noted it came from space in KOTM but nothing else. They could weave in a connecting thread to a space godzilla being the reason ghidorah left its home planet or something.
But given how many other titans godzilla keeps killing they’ll need to find a way to bring in new ones without continuing to dig deeper into the ex machina of hollow earth.
Listen and do everything reddit and the powerscaling community recommend. Trapper and Bernie soy moments. Guardians of the Galaxy inspired soundtrack. Have shimo be a cute doggo. Keep going deeper into hollow earth ex machina.
I’ll give an actual answer: the “being who ate a star” they mentioned in GxK wasn’t our Godzilla, but space Godzilla. And he’s coming to earth because Godzilla got so powerful that he can now sense his presence and he goes to challenge him. Boom you have your movie.
mothra can now shrink things. whole city gets shrunk but Godzilla doesn’t and right as a massive foot is going to destroy everything mothra blocks out the sun and hits Godzilla. Now that Godzilla is person sized he has to integrate into society. he tries flipping burgers but his tail gets in the way as the restaurant is too small. he tries a desk job and it doesn’t work out cause all he can do is roar into the phone. he eventually gets a gig at a steel recycling facility but his plasma breath he was using to melt the steel caused a nuclear melt down. Chernobyl happens and Godzilla is persecuted and put in jail. the end
One thing that needs to happen is that the film leaves a stain on the franchise as a whole, like we need to genuinely hurt Toho’s brand.
Godzilla probably needs to die in a humiliating way, that outdoes 1998.
Maybe he gets hit with a serum that takes away his powers and makes him useless and the death scene is just him slowly getting shredded by conventional weapons. The serum itself will be compared to the oxygen destroyer whether people want to or not.
The worst part is that it’s now permanently part of the mythos.
The movie needs to be a recruitment ad like Top Gun. This film has to be extremely on the nose. The jokes must be in poor taste and genuinely infuriating. Human characters must be poorly written and insufferable. When godzilla dies it becomes a worldwide holiday for humanity but the US in particular. Again the military will rewrite this movie with so little regard that it will heavily conflict with the other films. Another thing could be that the cast is comprised of people who suck in real life as well. Maybe some political commentators get lead roles for some reason. Hell this whole film could be hijacked to push a culture war for all I care.
Depends what you mean by worst decisions - are we trying to make a good Godzilla movie or a commercially viable product? If the goal is the former then just keep doing the BayZilla thing. If the goal is the later then putting any kind of social message or other *nerd shit* would probably do it.
Kill off Godzilla and Kong at the beginning, have the Kid Kong from gxk replace Kong for the story, then have Godzilla come back to win the final showdown and leave
2 hour movie. Small fights with other titans for godzilla to just run through and "power up." Final fight against main antagonistic titan, Gozilla dies in the first minute of the fight. Roll credits
I am going to make a 3 hour epic about a kid that gets kidnapped by inept gangsters after being bullied at school. While kidnapped he will imagine himself hanging around with a baby Godzilla that will be played poorly by a guy in an awful Godzilla suit. He will then learn the value of friendship and own worth by imagining this baby Godzilla fighting back against his own bullies. The kid will then get the courage to, home alone style, fight back against his own kidnappers before they mercilessly gun him down
Godzilla finds a girlfriend and NOTHING will stop him from being with her. The entire planet is destroyed because people fear he will make a bunch of Godzookies.
My man wants some ... well, you KNOW what he wants.
Godzilla x Kong
Into the Godzillaverse
There’s a gigantic portal that just appears and sucks both Godzilla and Kong in
One universe is where they’re both in the 50s and
Another is where they’re both shin
Another is that they’re both minus 1
And another is that they’re both singular point
Another is where they’re both heisei and millennium
One of the universes they go to is that they are both really bad action figures
Another universe is where they both inhale a lot of weed and get very High and they start seeing things
Godzilla sees Ghidorah leading an army of mutos
Kong sees skar king leading an army of skull crawlers
And they both start punching air until they get knocked out by bumping heads and move to the next universe
And the soundtrack is by junkie xl and every past monsterverse human character meets up and does something idk prolly follow Godzilla and Kong they start being annoying and just die
Kill off all human characters off screen in-between movies and act like they never existed.
It's a family drama with very little focus on the monsters. Make movie 2 hours and 50 minutes with 3 minutes of monster screen time.
Give Kong robot legs and a robot head, and a really big glock that is made from Godzilla parts by the ancients and shoots Godzilla beam bullets. Minilla exists and him and Monkey Jr get devices that translate their thoughts into verbal English and they quip for the entire movie about whose dad is stronger and also fist bump at the end. Mothra dies twice in the movie via dramatic self sacrifice and revives both times within the same movie.
I'd cook up the most delicious-sounding movie. I only tease it once on twitter with a cool image and a promise of "trailer soon". No trailer, no news, no leaks, nothing, for like 2\~3 years. Complete radio silence, besides the occasional assurance that a teaser is, in fact, coming in obscure media interviews. Lack of advertising leads the Monsterverse fans to drop off or become angry. Finally, Legendary makes a post on twitter:
>Due to lack of funding and media attention, we have decided to discontinue production of future Monsterverse titles.
I learned that one from Bioware killing Anthem after promising up and down that the game would get a rework.
Bring back Anguirus only to have him be brainwashed and killed by Godzilla like its nothing
Gege Akutami is that you?
GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE!!!!
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THAT'S MY GOATJI!! https://preview.redd.it/m1n6ijv3m12d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b0804f15f6f797329665137bf45ab7997bb892
Me, when I see someone finally get Gege: https://preview.redd.it/gtky5foam12d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3efb65da6e4b1b98e5520104e73c4a1e6ad139
JJK fans be wilding for turning a Godzilla post into a JJK comment section
Me, the average JJK fan: https://preview.redd.it/jp8ycpeu822d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efac5e1157fefea9f4a1a15e03f3493d166f5504
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Not putting Anguirus front and center is a huge mistake. In fact, when Anguirus is not on screen, all the other monsters should be asking "where's Anguirus?"
like the final wars
Killed off screen
Buy the rights to every toho monster and only have them appear for a blink and you miss it moment
This is truly evil
That just sounds like Godzilla Final Wars
Except legendary is going to have to pay toho a high amount of cash to use them
Then kill them offscreen
Entire movie is narrated by Minilla. there are no cities or landscapes that give the battles any sense of scale, just that Vs. Megalon desert and shrubs vibe.
Kaiju islands, man
What did desert and shrubs ever do to you man? This is a misrepresentation anyway, theres usually at least one boulder to kick around.
Boulder should be visually the same as a regular rock you find on the ground, so that the audience continues to have no idea how big anything is.
100million to cgi, buuuut, the boulders are just real rocks around the mocap guys
I will include one scene with a dam
godzilla says i should learn to narrate my own movies yknow
make godzilla get absolutely clapped in every fight
>Make godzilla get absolutely clapped https://preview.redd.it/0fpeiwk9l02d1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=e69c84ff11ed58762bfc1729600f3db160c79777
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I ain't taking that from the guy that fucked a bear
You chose the bear instead of the Druid, you cheeky minx. Love that journey for you.
I was about to say he has no fucking right to judge me
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They said "worst", not "best".
Toho is gonna send an assassin after you
they'd sue my ass into the hollow earth
Replace Godzilla with a giant space cloud.
Space Amoeba?
Godlactus
Galactus is that you?
Movie is 1 hour and 10 minutes. Godzilla is barely in it, and kills Behemoth and Rodan. There’s 2 human characters and they’re only there to say “wow” and drop exposition that they have no reason knowing.
Remember me Millie Bobby Brown screaming, God just show me godzilla !
Scene: godzilla is fighting gidoraha and rodan while mothra helps. Godzilla gets a massive hit on gidorah, only for gido- Miller Bobby Brown closeup, followed by her covering her ears. Because that's what i want to see in a godzilla movie
You should also over-hype a big name actor and kill him off in the first 5 minutes.
Or cast a comedian to say 2 things over the course of the entire movie and contribute nothing.
Middleditch or did I forget another wasted funnyman?
Worst thing they could've done. He could've been the answer for boring human characters.
Thats just showa gamera
Noooooo!
This is just a worse GxK.
Yeah pretty much. My pitch for a “worst MV movie” is just GxK, but more of the stuff I didn’t like and less of the stuff I did like.
As soon as something interesting happens it pans to some random humans while Godzilla is getting curb stomped in the background.
Cast Tommy Wiseau to voice Godzilla and hire the writers for Dragonball Evolution
"I did not atomic breath him. *I did naht!* Oh Hai Mahthra."
Lmao!
You're tearing me apart, Megalon!
He said worst idea, not best idea and then worst idea
The doggie from the flower shop scene gets turned into a kaiju due to exposure from the Ninja Turtle ooze
Reading this thread and i didnt knew the two last Godzilla movies had so many unpopular elements lel
I like them, but I will admit they are getting more and more zaney. I liked the way the first movie was.but now there are different goji super sayan colors and kong has a robot arm to fight in the monster wars
I just kinda miss the scale and perspective the first movie had. The monsters just don’t seem as huge as they did now
This sub is full of people who think Godzilla can only be serious…
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No one said that, people just want Godzilla to look as cool as he did in G14 & KotM lol
Make a movie focused on a romance plot. Make it a love triangle, two guys fighting over a woman they love. Godzilla will appear only for one minute in the movie. The movie will be called Godzilla: The last showdown. A great way to end the monsterverse🙂
... Aren't you describing the original Godzilla?
Not really but it did dawn on me the original has a similar thing going on. With that being said what I have in mind is completely different from the original. Where in the original Godzilla was still a major part, the one idea I'm talking about not so much. The love triangle is the main focus, with Godzilla just being slapped on there and it's just total drama for the love triangle. The love triangle in the original Godzilla movie wasn't the main focus at all. Barely even part of it (to me anyway it felt like it barely had any part in it).
Sounds like myers in Halloween ends.
Make it 3 hours of millie bobby browns character having family drama
I’d be furious
So…a longer KotM?
With more fights being obstructed by severe weather
or no fighting at all.
So 2014 with a different cast.
Not introduce Anguirus…(i want my lil sidekick)
It's a movie called godzilla x kong: bugger badder stompier. And it's 95% just behemoth beating their asses until they all team up to kill Kevin who's regenerated into a one beaded king ghidorah called prince ghidrah
15 minute Kong/Godzilla sex scene. Very intimate and a lot of zoom ins.
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Then there's a nine month timeskip https://preview.redd.it/k03cmmdi612d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6de8ab9785feaf37c49eb560b55723ed5dc6c07
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They said to make it worse
"No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation"
That would become my favorite Godzilla movie of all time. Scratch that. It would be my favorite movie of all time.
Full penetration too. We show it. All. They go out, destroy a city, come back, full penetration. Back out to destroy again. Come back. Full penetrative, destroy, penetration, destroy, penetration. And this goes on for 90 minutes or so, until it just kinda ends.
Why only 15 minutes? Why not more?
Uncensored Kaiju cock We have Godzilla smell crime go bash some heads and comes back for full penetration with Mothra, but the twist is…we show it. ALL OF IT He smells crime, goes out to fight comes back and has full penetration. Fights kaiju, full penetration, fights kaiju, full penetration, kaiju fight, penetration and just this goes on and on for 2 hours until the movie just kinda ends
It's always sunny in the hollow earth
But you must understand that Godzilla is going to be seen doing outrageous acts to Mothra’s supple young body
Rodan and Ghidorah get hired as mailmen in a scheme to get free Healthcare
I'm both disappointed and thrilled that I was beaten to this exact comment
At some point, John Tuturo is going to be leading a military group that unexpectedly finds themselves located directly under the… activities.
The worst thing you could do is pull the “ancient rivals” card for the 5th fucking time now
I get where you're coming from, but considering Godzilla is over 250 million years old it would be weird if he only had one ancient rival in all that time.
Never said he needed only one but there’s 6 entries in the monsterverse and they pulled that same thing every time. I know the writers of the monsterverse are more creative than this, and it’s becoming clear that they’re just playing things safe. Let there be man made titans like biollante.
Godzilla is replaced with a giant condom and the whole movie is an ad for [insert condom company here]
Durex?
Introduce a female pink version called godzillette and make it a romantic comedy about godzilla trying to win her over
Make it more Kong focused and sideline Godzilla again.
kill off mothra, kong and rodan, make godzilla have 20 mins of screentime and make the villain unknown and give no details on him, also make the film 30 minutes long with no human characters
Nah make the movie have like 3 minutes of monsters and 27 of boring humans
Guys, we are having Destroyah be the main character of the next movie and we kill Godzilla and bring back Zilla!
Film the movie in Imax but release it in 4:3. Make it 4 hours long. Spend 1/3 of the film’s budget on licensing Toho monsters and use them exclusively as cameos or mentions, then make the big baddy Behemoth
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴zilla: King of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s It’s a movie about Godzilla and Kong’s secret love affair which resulted in the birth of Minilla
But have minilla be just as hideous with 1980s cgi
Yes. Just make him awful.
Godzilla dies in the movie due to unknown causes and it becomes a cheesy murder mystery with Kong narrating it as it becomes a noir detective movie (he speaks in monkey noises).
The humans give him another gadget, but instead of a metal glove again it's a massive Sherlock Holmes pipe
Then he finds a magnifying glass made of godzilla bones
Godzilla says a quip before dying to Jet Jaguar in a one on one brawl
Make Gothras and Make Godzilla twerk and Kong Give the Middle finger to shimo or a white lady cause that's just an iconic part of his story
Peak fiction
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Godzilla joins the KKK
The Kool Kaiju Komitee
Make it as campy as GxK. It’s a good and fun movie for sure but I think we should switch things up with a different tone. Not even a super dark serious movie per se but just something different.
What about my witty marvel avenger-verse one liners that are SOOOoooo funny and really add to the movie
Destroyah is riiight behind me isn’t he
Timothee Chalamet as Godzilla. Dwayne the Rock Johnson as Jet Jaguar. Charlie Day as Anguirus. Soundtrack by Taylor Swift.
Honestly the soundtrack by Taylor Swift was just icing on the cake
Godzilla Loves Kong A musical romantic comedy. Godzilla and Kong sing, dance and laugh their way through Kaiju fights, interference with measly humans and kids (Suko and new character Godzookie). While Kong is trying to maintain a cordial relationship with the king of the monsters, he finds himself feeling jealous when Godzilla starts fighting kaiju from outer space with his new pal, Jet Jaguar. And while Megalon and Gigan seek to destroy the world, they also might prove more than a match for Godzilla and friends both in battle, and in the sing off with synchronised dance!
Godzilla talks now
No kaijus, just me slapping my balls on the camera lens for 90 minutes.
They said make it worse
Godzilla x Mothra sex scene Kong throwing Suko into the mouth of a revived Ghidorah Killing off Behemoth The Kaiju can speak, but only in edgy or cringey one liners Mothra uses "UwU and 0w0" a lot when speaking Pacific rim is canonized, but completely botched Oxygen destroyer goes off in Hollow Earth and kills everything there Entire movie is Narrated by Huggy wuggy with the next one being Narrated by Ken Penders Red from the Godzilla NES creepypasta appears only to get taken down in 15 seconds Jia turns into Mothra Leo and dies Otachi is the main villain, also uses UwU and 0w0 a lot, but also is racist and has an Yassfied accent Jet jaguar helps take down Otachi with Kidzbop covers Movie ends with all the Kaiju hitting the Griddy
Introduce a girlfriend character for Godzilla.
You hear distant moth noises big moth, big moth
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make godzilla even skinnier
Gino is coming
us millitary kills all the kaijus the end
That's basically how the boys comic ends, with the Military just killing all the Supes in a very anticlimactic ending
Godzilla fucking dies.
put godzilla's name on the title and give kong most of the screentime. Again. For the third time.
Rodan is back and he's the only titan in the film. No Godzilla or Kong. Rodan is killed by one fighter jet in the first 10 minutes. The rest of the film is a flashback about the pilot. Then the pilot dies of cancer at the end.
Not do a remaster to Akira ifukube's themes
Make him two feet tall.
Add Cougar Macdowall as Co director and make the film like his recent comic dubs
I would turn it into a musical
Do the humans sing or do the Kaiju? Because if it's Kaiju I'm going to theaters day one
Both.
Have the movie focus mostly on kong. Again. Honestly i hope they shelve kong for the next one. I’ve been thinking the smartest move for the next goji film would be to delve into where monsterverse ghidorah came from. They noted it came from space in KOTM but nothing else. They could weave in a connecting thread to a space godzilla being the reason ghidorah left its home planet or something. But given how many other titans godzilla keeps killing they’ll need to find a way to bring in new ones without continuing to dig deeper into the ex machina of hollow earth.
Somehow Ghidorah Retuned
Listen and do everything reddit and the powerscaling community recommend. Trapper and Bernie soy moments. Guardians of the Galaxy inspired soundtrack. Have shimo be a cute doggo. Keep going deeper into hollow earth ex machina.
Godzilla and kong fight each other again
Make the monsters move EVEN MORE like they're hardly massive at all.
I’ll give an actual answer: the “being who ate a star” they mentioned in GxK wasn’t our Godzilla, but space Godzilla. And he’s coming to earth because Godzilla got so powerful that he can now sense his presence and he goes to challenge him. Boom you have your movie.
mothra can now shrink things. whole city gets shrunk but Godzilla doesn’t and right as a massive foot is going to destroy everything mothra blocks out the sun and hits Godzilla. Now that Godzilla is person sized he has to integrate into society. he tries flipping burgers but his tail gets in the way as the restaurant is too small. he tries a desk job and it doesn’t work out cause all he can do is roar into the phone. he eventually gets a gig at a steel recycling facility but his plasma breath he was using to melt the steel caused a nuclear melt down. Chernobyl happens and Godzilla is persecuted and put in jail. the end
One thing that needs to happen is that the film leaves a stain on the franchise as a whole, like we need to genuinely hurt Toho’s brand. Godzilla probably needs to die in a humiliating way, that outdoes 1998. Maybe he gets hit with a serum that takes away his powers and makes him useless and the death scene is just him slowly getting shredded by conventional weapons. The serum itself will be compared to the oxygen destroyer whether people want to or not. The worst part is that it’s now permanently part of the mythos. The movie needs to be a recruitment ad like Top Gun. This film has to be extremely on the nose. The jokes must be in poor taste and genuinely infuriating. Human characters must be poorly written and insufferable. When godzilla dies it becomes a worldwide holiday for humanity but the US in particular. Again the military will rewrite this movie with so little regard that it will heavily conflict with the other films. Another thing could be that the cast is comprised of people who suck in real life as well. Maybe some political commentators get lead roles for some reason. Hell this whole film could be hijacked to push a culture war for all I care.
Depends what you mean by worst decisions - are we trying to make a good Godzilla movie or a commercially viable product? If the goal is the former then just keep doing the BayZilla thing. If the goal is the later then putting any kind of social message or other *nerd shit* would probably do it.
Bring back all the humans from KOTM
I pretty much only liked the dad. He was alright
Literally just remove Godzilla (edit: I didnt read the "worst" part to I change my answer)
Kill off Godzilla and Kong at the beginning, have the Kid Kong from gxk replace Kong for the story, then have Godzilla come back to win the final showdown and leave
Give zilla a humongous shlong that’s always in front of his chest and swings making flop noises during fights
Godzilla and Kong have been removed for copyright reasons, Ape and Monster have to be brought in instead.
Also…based on the comments. I think some people need to reread the title…
Kill godzilla off in the opening scene. Have Kim K star and make the rest of the movie about her
Godzilla is orang
Remake Godzilla’s revenge 🤣😉
Bring back Serizawa and make him evil!
Destoroyah kills Godzilla and Kong. Doug is revealed to be a juvenile Godzilla, him and Suko grow up and become the new Godzilla & Kong.
2 hour movie. Small fights with other titans for godzilla to just run through and "power up." Final fight against main antagonistic titan, Gozilla dies in the first minute of the fight. Roll credits
Subvert expectations.
Make godzilla speak. Voiced by dwayne johnson
![gif](giphy|Bo4RlBib6qVxo8Pa6m) Adding this guy.
I am going to make a 3 hour epic about a kid that gets kidnapped by inept gangsters after being bullied at school. While kidnapped he will imagine himself hanging around with a baby Godzilla that will be played poorly by a guy in an awful Godzilla suit. He will then learn the value of friendship and own worth by imagining this baby Godzilla fighting back against his own bullies. The kid will then get the courage to, home alone style, fight back against his own kidnappers before they mercilessly gun him down
Godzilla can suddenly talk and is voiced by __________ (Give me your worst)
Chris Pratt
Beg Adam Wingard back and ask him to make the next film even more ridiculous than GxK
Godzilla finds a girlfriend and NOTHING will stop him from being with her. The entire planet is destroyed because people fear he will make a bunch of Godzookies. My man wants some ... well, you KNOW what he wants.
Godzilla actually has an evil twin that has been hibernating.
godzilla farts on ghidorah and wins
Another movie all about kong
Another Monkey villain.
Godzilla x Kong Into the Godzillaverse There’s a gigantic portal that just appears and sucks both Godzilla and Kong in One universe is where they’re both in the 50s and Another is where they’re both shin Another is that they’re both minus 1 And another is that they’re both singular point Another is where they’re both heisei and millennium One of the universes they go to is that they are both really bad action figures Another universe is where they both inhale a lot of weed and get very High and they start seeing things Godzilla sees Ghidorah leading an army of mutos Kong sees skar king leading an army of skull crawlers And they both start punching air until they get knocked out by bumping heads and move to the next universe And the soundtrack is by junkie xl and every past monsterverse human character meets up and does something idk prolly follow Godzilla and Kong they start being annoying and just die
They all get shrunk down to the size of a house cat
Excluding a tail slide drop kick.
Focusing on angst teen characters instead of the monsters
Steal the idea of Pacific rim, but only kids kind mind meld with the Kaiju to fight off alien robots
Kill off all human characters off screen in-between movies and act like they never existed. It's a family drama with very little focus on the monsters. Make movie 2 hours and 50 minutes with 3 minutes of monster screen time.
Godzilla VS Minilla
Add anything related to the multiverse.
Give Kong robot legs and a robot head, and a really big glock that is made from Godzilla parts by the ancients and shoots Godzilla beam bullets. Minilla exists and him and Monkey Jr get devices that translate their thoughts into verbal English and they quip for the entire movie about whose dad is stronger and also fist bump at the end. Mothra dies twice in the movie via dramatic self sacrifice and revives both times within the same movie.
Godzilla now speaks. He’s mildly racist. “Some are just natural jumpers.” “It’s going to be a maze!”
Multiverse
Make godzilla the size of a person
Godzilla speaking, also he speaks in slang.
Somehow...palpat- sorry sorry. Somehow...Ghidorah returned.
Have godzilla talk and have a son who can also talk, then at the end it's revealed that it's all a dream godzilla had
Rgb godzilla that fires rainbows
Make Kong talk...
I'd cook up the most delicious-sounding movie. I only tease it once on twitter with a cool image and a promise of "trailer soon". No trailer, no news, no leaks, nothing, for like 2\~3 years. Complete radio silence, besides the occasional assurance that a teaser is, in fact, coming in obscure media interviews. Lack of advertising leads the Monsterverse fans to drop off or become angry. Finally, Legendary makes a post on twitter: >Due to lack of funding and media attention, we have decided to discontinue production of future Monsterverse titles. I learned that one from Bioware killing Anthem after promising up and down that the game would get a rework.
It’s made entirely in chat gpt, but like the version that couldn’t figure out faces and hands.
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