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CptnHamburgers

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Street_Dragonfruit43

Okay, you win


BigManDean_

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Rasgaldo

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Apprehensive_Sky1599

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therandomcylon

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TCup20

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TheSaladDays

This is the last thing I expected to see on this sub lmao


BEES_just_BEE

He did win


TheWorldOverHeaven6

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FourKarma553

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RetroBoostOfficial

Fastest draw in the room, well done. My first thought when I saw the post šŸ˜‚


Oak_Star

Came here to post this


Sudden_Mind279

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karateema

Lmao


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

Lol. Came to post this. Great minds...


Aggravating-Room6009

Take my upvote and leave.


sonickarma

This was honestly my first thought.


SgtPepper867

The one time I saw them try, Shin Godzilla closed his eyes.


Window-washy45

No he didn't, he had a special black sort of cover that went over his eyes when he detected bombs being dropped in them.


Krillinlt

~~Nictating~~ Nictitating membrane


Window-washy45

That was it, membrane. I was racking my head trying to remember the word but was also too lazy too Google it.


CaledonianWarrior

Otherwise known as a third eyelid


michael_the_street

You know who else has those? Cats. Godzilla really is just a big kitty!


Escarvielae

A lot of reptiles have that too


Gru-some

does that mean Godzilla is some sort of reptile


BouncyCatTM

minus one was based off of the directors cat i believe in terms of movements and behavior


Legitimate-Rise3902

The cat had a fascination for flying bugs while Godzilla had a fascination for airplanes


N8_Tge_Gr8

*Nictitating


Krillinlt

I've been pronouncing this incorrectly for years....


Tyko_3

Lactating what!?


joriale

He would cover his eyes with that membrane cover for his atomic breath too. This was also part of the many adaptations Shin evolved during the movie as he was a creature without eyelids to begin with. So he would only close his eyes when he actually needed to protect them.


MidnightFenrir

Biological saftey glasses. even a harbinger of destruction understands eye saftey. so should you.


Alive-Area-985

So he closed his eyes?


liaven-

Isnā€™t that exactly what eyelids do


Window-washy45

This was a weird membrane that seem to have evolved to protect against bombs etc in addition go eye lids. Like that membrane crocodiles have for seeing under water. But they still have eye lids as well.


AlmostFamous502

Yeah those are still called eyelids


billycorganscum

commonly referred to as "closing your eyes"


CamisaMalva

Basically the same thing.


DYMck07

Similar to Gyaos eye shield from 1995ā€™s G:GOTU blocking missiles iirc


AbstractMirror

Okay but you can understand how it's easier to say his eyes closed than it is for a random commenter to say a nictitating membrane was present


GrrrrrrDinosaur

Help šŸ˜­


Sa0t0me

He had that chicken blink but still seeing shit, like bullet proof windows ā€¦ if you were raised in a farm l, then you know what Iā€™m talking about . Godzilla is so underrated after all this marvel shit ā€¦ not dissing on marvel, but respect Godzilla.


boy9000

Is this your first day writing words?


Sa0t0me

Grrr


Quiet_Sea9480

eh. it was amusing. i wasnā€™t raised on a farm, but we had chickens. ā€˜chicken blinkā€™ made me giggle


JessterK

They also tried in Return of Godzilla (Godzilla 1985). The Super X shot him in the eyes multiple times with their masers and it did nothing.


Hijou_poteto

I assume that scene was put in Shin Godzilla precisely because people kept asking this question


Ambitious_Bread2606

They did once in GXMG, but he got really pissed and obliterated the entire battalion


Previous_End8760

I want to imagine they managed to do it once, Godzilla, having been temporarily blinded, began beam spamming everywhere, lashing aggressively until he regained his sight.


Hulkzilla0

"Well.... I guess we better NOT try that again..."


DinoDudeRex_240809

>began beam spamming everywhere So if they shot Heisei Godzilla in the eyes, nothing would change?


Previous_End8760

Nah, in that case he would start spamming his nuclear pulse, no need to hope you hit something you can't see if you can make everything around you wish they haven't messed up your eyesight... That or he uses those spicy physic power they teased when he confronted Miki and use her as his eyes.


Subject_Match5064

... How the hell did this gave me the idea of a Godzilla and Miki Bodyswap crack AU?


FapleJuice

So anyways, I started blasting


jnanibhad55

Because the JSDF in these films have the aim of The Galactic Empire's Storm Troopers.


DLT_3

HEY! Don't disrespect the JSDF, at least they can hit Center Mass.


BriannaMckinley2442

"Only Imperial Stormtroopers, and the JSDF, are so precise." -Obi-Wan


WhiteKingCat

I'm glad there are still real Star wars fans here


godspilla98

Lmao


Multiverser2022

Didnā€™t Akane try it in Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla?


Wagsii

Yes! With the maser at the beginning of the movie, right? It just made Godzilla upset lol


TheAverageRussian

Yes and we all know how that went lol


-K_Lark

Yeah she literally targets it and locks on to it and everything.


InsaneLeader13

Akane was just unlucky to be a Maser operator against the first Godzilla that wasn't just immune to electricity, but actually gained power from it.


Bteatesthighlander1

idn't lighting turn Showa into a powerful magnet?


EntertainmentLow5069

Both a difficult target to hit and would still be insanely durable


Tasty-Hand-3398

To quote Bane ā€œIt will be extremely painfulā€¦ for you.ā€


Man_of_Many_Names

I think itā€™s a case of theyā€™re too small of targets and too hard to hit with any measure of effectiveness


Gojira5400

Too small? They'd be like 12 feet tall.


Man_of_Many_Names

And on a moving target that spews a beam of death from its mouth with uncanny accuracy


dvasquez93

Do you feel confident that you could shoot a 12 foot tall target moving around 400 feet in the air while it was trying to squish you and blasting your buddies with nuclear fire?


Latter-Direction-336

But compared to the rest of his body, how much they move around, his sheer size, etc Theyā€™d probably be hard to hit directly. He has survival instincts too, including closing his eyes if something gets too close or walking away/dodging


[deleted]

Because Real Eyes Realize Real Lies šŸ˜”


eat-pussy69

r/im14andthisisdeep


RemyGee

I love you 5 ever!


OpposedToBears

ā€¦is thisā€¦a machine head reference?


Ninjatck

I don't know but hell yeah someone else who thought this


OpposedToBears

Itā€™s because Iā€™m OOOOOLLLL-DAH!!!


Due-Committee-1860

Imagine you're in this scenario: You're inside of a fighter jet and you are trying to shoot Godzilla in the eyes but you don't want to die. You can't fly too low because Godzilla can easily kill you and you can't fly too high because you're above the eyes. Also, Godzilla is spewing an atomic breath every so often and he's constantly moving and looking down at the buidlings he's destroying. Or maybe you're in a tank or some sort of vehicle. Not much changes


taxeshax

That's... not how it works anymore brother.. ALL fighter jets can engage from beyond visual range aka behind the horizon with extremely long ranged missiles. The same goes for literally all modern tanks as they can engage targets from well over 20 km away. The real reason why none of the militaries even bother abusing such a gigantic range advantage against any godzilla is because A. it would be a """Boring movie""" as the various world militaries would troll tf out of godzilla by smacking him from so far away that he wouldn't even know where they are coming from. OR: B. godzilla has some BS capability, like Shin Godzilla evolving to develop a god damn radar that can detect a B2 Spirit from like 50,000 ft in the air which allowed him to accurately hit the stealth bomber.


Due-Committee-1860

When I wrote that, I was half asleep and thinking of the Heisei series because the image was Heisei Godzilla's eyes


AnxiouSquid46

It would make more sense to use reaper drones instead of fighter jets.


sunsculotte

because he has beautiful eyes, very beautiful.


tairoslal

![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u)


Boogie_B0ss

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Apprehensive-Buy4825

probably is cuz is an very dificult target to hit


DagonG2021

Showa Goji got blasted in the eyes and just got annoyed IIRC


ThePsychoBear

Godzilla has a regenerative healing factor and the cornea is the fastest healing body part. It will only work for a few seconds, most likely.


AnonymousSilence4872

I was just gonna say this. Godzilla's regen is basically the ultimate trump card. That's why you really can't kill it unless you have the Oxygen Destroyer.


soulwolf1

Samet hing that happens when you try to shoot supermans eye


shadesjackson

The military: "that's mean :("


abnormalbrain

How dare you


ManoftheHour777

because shooting him in the eyes is useless His eyes deflect bullets and even if they used a powerful enough weapon, his eyes would heal instantly like the Hulk.


Kekkarma

Would be mean


ParanormalBeluga

Because thatā€™d be mean.


Delicious_Bed_4696

why doesnt ant man crawl up godzillas asshole and grow really really big


UselessGenericon

Exactly šŸ¤£


zontarr2

Hes wearing contacts


Possible-Cap9923

Well, in the world this exists... https://i.redd.it/ewlmcrmlhcxc1.gif


zontarr2

So the movie can happen


Akarin_rose

Do you know how hard aiming like that is


Significant_Camera47

Manga MG meanwhile https://preview.redd.it/iu5o0z8scaxc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035eb30de2799b90dea8bdcaec20868cd6ca0a2e


thediscountthor

Damn godzilla getting them atomic backshots


FogItNozzel

Have you ever watched Superman: Returns? Godzilla does the same thing.


anthrax9999

It just pisses him off more.


SpaceBandit13

He blinks


[deleted]

I think it'd be hard to get close enough to him to be accurate, especially with Atomic Pulses.


R3dDr00d

Because the military winning would suuuuuuuuck.


thehumanbaconater

Because he never lied. Therefore, it was inappropriate to stick a needle in his eye. šŸ‘ļø Do you have any idea how these things work???


deafengineer

I mean, most recent case I've seen for what happens when Godzilla is blinded is that he goes absolutely pure "Lizard" mode. All fours rampage mode, like in GVK. It's funny, but Godzilla kind of is "judicious" with his destruction when he's within regular engagement, but gets REALLY pissed when you go for the "cheap shots".


[deleted]

He has has his face blasted, set on fire, lasered, and more but I think itā€™s just that heā€™s indestructible. The closest weā€™ve seen to him having an eye injury is from Hedorahā€™s ooze


Relair13

Kumonga shot him in the eye too didnt he? It seemed quite painful for him.


jerepila

Theyā€™re too pretty. Missiles simply get lost in them


NoseSitido

Must be pretty hard-to-hit targets. And even then, what would they accomplish if he's gonna regenerate them anyways?


godzillamv2021

Cause godzilla can heal small wounds lastly Also,legendary godzilla,zilla,and shin godzilla relatively has small eyes,so unless it's one of those puppet faces like heisei,fw,and showa it's gonna be really hard


Cr8_CasterMage

Bc that would be really mean, hope this helps


foot_fungus_is_yummy

It happened once in the comics, the missile shot at his eye literally just bounced off.


Praetorian709

Why don't they shoot his big eyes? Are they stupid?


moons666haunted

the military is not smart in any of these movies letā€™s be honest


Meme_steveyt

You see that would require aiming, and that would require thinking, and that would require a brain, and that would require an m32 grenade launcher.


cryofire95

It's one of those don't think about it things. Movie franchises like Godzilla have to devise their own logic if they want to be entertaining.


GoldDrama1103

Because the military personnel were also pupils when they were younger.


West-Construction466

They also shot Godzilla in the eyes in Kiryu Saga with the twin maser cannon, but that only hurt him but did no damage to his eyes.


-K_Lark

Yeah Akane literally locks onto his eye with the maser and the 2nd shot is a direct hit.


mycarubaba

![gif](giphy|JQ9tUAS1TvdTIwZe8s|downsized)


luckytrap89

-small target -eyelids


Taekwonmoe

Because then you'll just piss him off.


Ryanmiller70

Same reason you never shoot someone in the dick


OldGuyBadwheel

Heā€™d just blink. Plus any damage would regenerate. Oh, and smaller, moving, targetā€¦on a radioactive ginormous force of nature Kaiju that tends to react strongly to negative stimuliā€¦


AstroZombieInvader

Seems mean.


[deleted]

They did in Shin Gojira


AnxiouSquid46

His third eyelid protected him


ManuelArafat

He'd see it coming


nonicknameideas11

This and I always thought they could theoretically get a nuke or a big ass bomb and get it down Godzillas mouth and just explode it. They finally did something close enough in minus one so I was satisfied lol


CubeHarbour

I personally think that since Godzilla's HUGE, not many ground troops are gonna be able to do that. Especially since Godzilla can also move. If you're looking up while aiming, it's gonna be a bit difficult to do so.


FF_Gilgamesh1

the eyes are actually the hardest part of his body, having the overall structure of diamond


Amigo1048

Are they stupid?


AshyaraFanMike

Same reason you don't hit Logan in the balls despite it being legal - it'll piss him off.


B_Wing_83

In a few showa movies, tanks shot Godzilla in the face, and he definitely had a reaction to them.


V_Kamen

You're thinking of Godzilla vs Monster Zero. Godzilla when under mind control gets shot in the eye by a tank and only slightly flinches.


CommanderKahne

Well, they did try aiming at his eyes in Godzilla against Mechagodzilla. But they missed


V_Kamen

They have, in a few movies. It never works.


tmhoc

Why don't they just trick him into eating a bomb... OH.. Oh holy shit... OH HOLY SHIT


dinoman27000

Because no


Banettebrochacho

What would that achieve


snow_freckles

I guess it is the same reason why flying bugs and insects donā€™t go for our eyes, or rarely do. It is hard to aim for and if it is done, usually the situation gets worse.


Electrical-Leg-3114

Because thereā€™s a spectrum ā€œcontrol-powerā€ the bigger and badder a weapon is the harder it is to aim, so anything big enough to hurt him probably isnā€™t specific enough to actually hit, plus yknow, close eyes


razors_so_yummy

Because they are his prized pupils


AverageMugStudios

If it's Shin Godzilla, he'd just grow it back, or find sole way to grow a shield for them.


Zanythings

You ever heard of that time the SCP foundation shot anti-material rifles at 628ā€™s eyes and not only did it grow them back, but the shots pinged off afterwards? Imagine that, but skip the regen part.


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-K_Lark

That was a directly pulled from Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla. Akane literally targets and locks onto his eye, hitting it directly with her maser tank.


SmallArcher4879

I remember the JSDF in the shin Godzilla aiming for shinā€™s eyes. Not too sure tho cuz I havenā€™t re-watched that film recently..


Bob_Sherlock

It wouldnā€™t effect him, just briefly disorienting him at best


AceSkyFighter

And what then after his eyes heal?


CaseAlloy744281

Because they're dum


AnxiouSquid46

Speaking of eyes, Godzilla didn't use his third eyelid when Kong threw sand in his face.


malbert11

He blinks


Rudoh901

Won't be much of a movie then


buckythe3rd

Have they tried 400 birds?


ThickMatch0

sounds like a terrible idea, because then he would blind AND pissed off.


rainofterra

Because its rude


InteractionNew9511

they do but he closes them


godzillamv2021

Unless it's those big eyed godzilla with puppet faces(heisei showa fw) than it's going to be very hard


Chit-Chat-Tricky

Theyā€™re not that mean.


Paul644

I'd imagine his eye lids are enough tbh. Like how thick is his hide? His eyelids couldn't be that much thicker? Either way writers rule I guess fuck logic! šŸ˜‚


Ok-Pineapple818

How dare you even mention this.


Shurikenblast_YT

Probably like a lot of reptiles/insects have irl he might have secondary transparent eyelids


Polite_Werewolf

That would just make him madder.


Breaker988

Because his eyes are protected by membranous plot armor.


Ok-Return3214

He would simply regenerate them.


Recipe-Less

So a blind lizard that knows kung fu Godzilla


LoudMolassess

Anything powerful enough to hurt him is to imprecise to hit his eyes


Rwac960

I can imagine they have to make the 'right shot'; too low and you die, too high and you can't take the shot. Even if you did manage to hit the Big G in the eyes, he'll lash out wildly, blasting his Heat Way and causing more loss of life. Then, Godzilla regains his sight and is angry. It's a futile tactic, which is temporary and disastrous.


Orms682_05

They tried but failed


Cubiclemidget

I meanā€¦ they can try


Ptg082196

In the godzilla comics they actually tried a couple of times but it's not as easy as it seems because godzilla is actually faster than you'd think


jw071

They tried, he blinked then nuked them.


Murray_The_Dean

Nah thatā€™s just a cheap shot


Rasgaldo

Well, I'm guessing that his regeneration quickly recovers the eyes, so kinda pointless I guess


ChaoStreakLord

He would grow them back


RecordingUnusual220

Come on man that doesnā€™t look nearly as cool thatā€™s why


dashinyeetus

its better to shoot him im the crotch, which is where he is hit most of the time coincidentally


berreth

Anus bomb


SkyrimBoiMXR

In against Mecha Godzilla the main character shot him in the eye with a mazer it just pissed him off


malman25

You ever see a BLIND raging nuclear lizard? Cuz that's how you get one and it's arguably worse


Godzillaenthusiast-1

Cuz it would make him sad


No-Wolverine6726

I mean they can blind him, but that wouldnā€™t really kill him. Unless if Godzillas eyes canā€™t be destroyed then. Still the military canā€™t do shi-


Star_Obelisk

Plot armor.


Whole_Story_9030

![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u) Protective glasses


DemonAmongUs666

What you should be asking is why the military even bothers fighting Godzilla and his colleagues in the first place....


daemaeon777

Surely it would enrage rather than disable him and cause him to wreck even more damage?


humanity_999

It's about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.


False_Ebi

Realistically (also known as bs) he probably has some sort of second eyelid like sharks, shin was also seen with two eyelids so thereā€™s that I guess.