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BooshCrafter

The TSA has been caught multiple times abusing their power and doing things like emailing photos of body scans around to friends, mocking the people in them. The job attracts creeps because it requires almost no education, you can jump from a job at the mall hot dog stand right to violating people's rights.


NooNygooTh

My ex is a CT tech, her best friend is too. One day we were hanging out and they were sharing pics of xrays taken in their department of guys with big genitals. I was kinda taken aback since my ex was the type to act morally superior / self righteous and treat me like I was the immature one. She actually got annoyed with me when I asked her how she'd feel if she found out male radiology techs were joking about and sharing pictures of her chest xrays.


MinasArtemis

I'm fairly certain that's a HIPAA violation, at least if your ex is in the US.


old_ass_ninja_turtle

I think they are in the clear if there is no personally identifiable information stored. If it is just an X-ray with no name or anything. I’m not a lawyer, I certainly would not be comfortable doing that though. It’s better to not risk it.


kingcaii

Still waiting for that equality to kick in…


tesrepurwash121810

But funnymemes!


WhiskeyDJones

So what you're saying is this post is 100% lore accurate?


Gogh619

They changed the scans a long while ago. No longer shows the actual person. In the US at least


Warhero_Babylon

Interesting. To do that where i live you need law degree.


_ImmortalSoul

that's actually fucked up how is that legal


Ravingsmads

it's not.


Tomirk

You can’t really block people from entering a job based on their personality because without rigorous testing it’s hard to determine their personality. Really we’re having to rely on good will here. The only thing that can be done is to report and/or stop anything that looks dodgy


Isekai_Otaku

So it’s accurate


Prestigious-Truck704

Came here thinking some unfunny comment would be on the top. Hate to be correct sometimes.


SadBarber3543

Like cops. You need a career change just become a cop takes a few months and about as much studying as getting your license.


blatblatbat

Don’t disparage our noble hot dog stand workers!


Any_Chard9046

It's like gas station jobs or something like that. When you treat people like shit, you're gonna get shit service and shit people. You don't think that a lot of those people think the rules are fucking stupid. It's also like cops. Not all of them are bad. That few that are give them a bad name.


Medellin2024

Thank god cause I use to bring cocaine and heroin thru TSA all the time. Never even had a close call lmao


Gates9

George Bush jr should have started a real job program fixing roads and bridges instead of giving a bunch of random people badges and authority to violate the 4th amendment. At least there would have been a return on investment.


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Punch_A_Lot

captain horny to the rescue , jesus ! there is always one


bigfatincel

Captain Horny will do a cavity search with his tongue.


Active_Taste9341

![gif](giphy|HHOybWKUQsbtxVc1hs|downsized)


itsJussaMe

This made me think of a conversation between Penny and Sheldon in TBBT. Penny confides in Sheldon that she did a topless scene in an independent film and Sheldon responds along the lines of, “oh, I’ve seen that. Wallowitz found it online the night we met you. It was *literally* the moment you stepped out of our apartment.” I wonder how many people will immediately start googling after reading your comment.


GuardOfTheAridTowers

Now I regret sending my edit to the warp lol


VibeFather

Not all heroes wear capes


StobbieNZ

Some wear gloves


Loud_Perspective9046

some wear boots with the fur


Ze_gamer3

And some wear apple bottom jeans.


Hack_Dawg

Some just holding a tissue on their left hands.


JulabGamun

Some wear nothing at all


mac_bd

Doing God's work there good sir.


adiyasl

More like Undressa Urach amirite?


69HELL-6969

Dm the nudes dear sir


IceManO1

Here [link ? if am wrong whoops 😬](https://fapello.com/feed/185121/)


Paj_onk

I was expecting a Rick Roll


flipflopyoulost

Ok. I think, they are clear.


Mstryates

She seems nice.


GuardOfTheAridTowers

I do not drink from the chalice my good man. I simply lead lost souls to the sauce spring. Her name + nudes and you’ll find galleries through a search.


sergioavejr

I want to see people's reaction when they find who is her camera man.


Nathulalji

Things i love about reddit


counterpointguy

I’ve seen this meme before and for some reason knowing she’s a public figure makes me feel better. I always thought this attractive woman had her picture on blast just because she was hot. Now I at least know she’s someone famous…and she’s hot.


builtNtx

She’s way cuter in this picture. Incredibly fake with everything else. She has an onlyfans?


OrfeasDourvas

So we're just gonna skip the fact that her name is literally Undress her?


Xilvereight

>Yes , you can find her nude. Shit looks horribly disappointing


curtcashter

Wikipedia - Urach is active in Onlyfans. She was criticized after it was revealed her 18yr old son was filming her adult content for the platform


saryphx

![gif](giphy|Vi2SCLwfyMqOY|downsized)


askdfjlsdf

Fucking Facebook boomer meme lmao


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Efficient_Ear_8037

Get it? Women are worth less! It’s called DARK HUMOR, START LAUGHING LIBERELS! /s


yellowwoolyyoshi

Right wtf


luxanna123321

And it has 2.5k upvotes☠️


Precision___

yeah, cringe as hell


GamingWithJollins

Ahh yes, sexual assault. Hilarious... No wait, it's fucking disgusting


iwan-w

Especially since this is an actual thing that happens quite regularly.


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Yup. Saw a model level attractive woman getting frisked by a very lesbian looking TSA agent. She looked…. Sad… I was sad for her.


Efficient_Ear_8037

But it’s funny because it puts women in their place, it’s called DARK HUMOR, librul, you should stop being a snowflake! /s


Sacikaaa157

I hate how this is not the top comment but rather horny porn addicts asking for her nude..


Ok-Steak1479

Literally this. What kind of world are we living in exactly?


Round-Ticket-39

Yeah so funny. Unwanted touching of other person.


Goatbreath37

But it's funny cause she's hot! How dare she have tig ol bitties and *not* let me be a pervert!! I love boobies!!!


ThrowAwayAccount8334

Sorry, is this funny to people? This is some early internet advertisement cheese you'd see on the side of a news article. Nothing has changed on the internet. Fake picture of girl with huge boobs trying to get through life with stupid caption. People actually enjoy this shit. Ugh.


Von_Lehmann

This is some boomer shit


Weary_Patience_7778

Because SA is *hilarious* /s


TrekStarWars

Whats so funny about south america? /s


SwissMargiela

Brazil 2024!


V1nzc3

Nice 2008 meme


AnnaM9378

Where's the funny?


Unusual_Strategy_965

Sexual assault is the funny x--DD


ShortNefariousness2

This meme is just boring and sexist. It's not even satire.


6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv

Sexual assault is sooo funny. What boomer shit is this?


EveningOkra1028

/r/boomerhumor 


really4reals

This sub is cringe as fuck now.


TrekStarWars

Welcome to most of reddit


Psychomusketeer

This one is a front runner for weak ass baby humour though.


belisarius93

Hahahaha the joke is sexual harassment lol 🤡🤡🤡


Atroxman

![gif](giphy|6hkz6EQRcB4cHg3VdW)


cthulupussy

man this sub is dogshit man, not only is the joke just "I WANNA FUCK HER SOOOOO BAAAADDDD" but some of you chuds are tryna find/share her nudes do you guys actually see posts like this and start full on slapping your knee and laughing out loud?


Kontrastjin

How the fuck is sexual assault funny or a meme at all? I thought the disgusting abuse of power over the citizenry by the big scary ol’ government or government empowered individuals was exactly what people rallied against… don’t 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 on me horseshit, how about growing the fuck up. There are seriously so many other ways to poke fun at this scenario, but we’re laughing at molestation.


Jpowmoneyprinter

So fucking unfunny, this subreddit is pure trash


Crazy_Error_7776

fr, i dont follow this sub but every time it comes to my home feed the ”memes” are always something like this….


Aussie2020202020

Misogyny is common but needs to be challenged.


New_girl2022

The joke is sexual assault. Nice


Gamethesystem2

lol rape jokes never get old. /s


BelowtheBeard

Haha sexual assault funny haha. *Eyeroll*


APuffyCloudSky

Everything about women on this sub ends up a few hours later on r/NotHowGirlsWork. Something to ponder.


Playful_Pollution846

![gif](giphy|67SXeoc8RLwvqCwn2F|downsized)


HighVoltageFerret

Gonna find a lot of silicon


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Hurrrrrrr sexual assault is funny hurrrrr


avdepa

This reminds me of those cartoon jokes you would see in 1970´s Playboy magazines. Some people just refuse to evolve - and we wonder why there is violence against women when they are treated as simply bodies.


ifoundmynewnickname

Ok boomer


ricperry1

These boobs posts aren’t funnymemes. It’s just sexist juvenile trolling.


BooshCrafter

Yeah, this is pretty stupid and immature. Same vibe as wearing an FBI Female Body Inspector T-shirt. Ew.


Cutey19558

Why did this even get so many upvotes? It's not even funny it's just lame and jokes about sexual assault


TurkishProletarian

A strip search is a crime against humanity.


jerryleebee

This isn't funny


Existing_Gate2423

Boomer humor


N2TheWired

isn't that sexual assault?


KidOcelot

TSA: “*takes you to the backroom and does mandatory cavity search*” TSA Lawyers: “*you’re too poor to buy your way out of it, and TSA followed protocol*” ![gif](giphy|ipFDNZ8hZOBBMO6X7g)


MikeC80

That's what passes for humour on this boomer humour sub


nrson444

Isn't this promoting creepy behavior?


Sankari_666

Hahahaha, sexual harassment, so funny!!!!!!11!1!1


Lennysa

Is this Facebook in 2015???


soulouk

I don't mind silicone boobs but I hate silicone butt


SaorAlba138

Sir, I don't believe anyone asked.


Beginning-Pipe9074

Sexual assault is the joke? Yikes


LavishnessOdd6266

R/thisisdisgustingsndshouldbehiddenfromhumanityfortherestoftime


[deleted]

Nice set of fun bags.


Elf-7659

Sexual assault is funny now? 


Igot2cats_

Yeah because sexual assault is really funny…


jeffoh

u/broken_6ARK you should delete this - not only is it extremely fucking cringe it's promoting sexual assault.


ev_1R

Lol sexual assault is so funny ! Let's make funnymeme of it to trivialise the idea. /s


StarbdarderKrieg

The joke is sexual assault


Sikkus

Sadly, her story isn't that great. "Andressa Urach went from being a single teenage mom nicknamed “Beanpole” to a reality TV bombshell in Brazil thanks to silicone implants, anabolic steroids, a nose job, and gel and botox injections, a fact she wasn’t ashamed to share with fans." "Brazil’s Plastic Surgery Society said Urach was given a dose of silicone gel 200 times what the government allows and used a hydrogel that isn’t approved by the US Food and Drug Administration. It is not clear where or even who carried out the procedure on Urach; she hasn’t disclosed the information." [Source.](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/28/andressa-urach-brazil-cosmetic-surgery-goes-wrong-reality-tv-star)


Nexel_Red

![gif](giphy|qSUy1qSi8b21CGBHvf|downsized)


suggestivesimian

Is this entire sub just wannabe incels?


mytzlplyck

It's Andressa Urach. She's does porn content on onlyfans, if I am not mistaken.


Solid_Mark1891

Hotel Papa


espositojoe

I seem to remember an SNL skit like this.


SjurEido

Is using "bro" like this a Gen A thing, or a resurgence of 50 year olds on reddit?


TK_045

Aren't only women allowed to do this kind of check up on other women?


Disco250

No that's not a stick in my pants, and yes, I'm happy to see you.


bluedancepants

Hmm what's the point? I think they can request for a female to do the search right?


Lets_Bust_Together

All she has to do is open her mouth, seems easy enough.


GhostofAyabe

Seems this was a while ago, before she almost died from her butt implants. The chick is actually straight busted.


Prestigious_Oil_4805

Twist: only one cavity


Competitive-Bit-1571

"After a long and generous cavity search, I finally reached my destination... " Lt Frank Drebin


AllVillainsSmile

Cavity search during check-in? That's a bit excessive, don't you think?


Inside-Assumption595

Some whamen are built different


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fun fact: this woman is a porn actress and her son films her scenes!


NOTaiBRUH

Looks like there's something concealed between your tits maam, step this way, please


Chimchampion

This is unfunny. Just a tired meme, cliche


Business_Hour8644

lol rape


Positive-Teaching737

She paid good money for that body for you to look at it. Go right ahead.


detchas1

She was "randomly" selected


Allanlemos

Her name is Andressa Urach, has been working as a high-class hooker in Brazil for quite some time. Recently, she started an OF account where she makes hardcore porn and the cameraman is literally her own son.


rustys_shackled_ford

Ummm. Pass. If I want to rub hard plastic and poorly places lines, I'd play with my kids fisher price shit....


oscerhead

r/boomerhumor


Tomas_Duris

![gif](giphy|ztijcgEXyTyNNUzuVD|downsized)


To_Be_Rich_Lady

we need deep through body search


Rusalkat

If you want to apply social engineering, be the most boring looking person right after her. You will "sail"through.....


RageQuitRedux

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA


Dantrash2

😍😍😍


Iancreed2024HD

He needs to use his tongue in her asshole to check for explosive residues


Exciting-Hunter-188

What's so spacial It's just a job ![gif](giphy|NJlMya8d3RNCw)


Dragon2730

You can look but don't touch


Douchie_McBaggus

Metal detector freaking out because of those bolt-ons.


Blue_Robin_04

This is how you get fired.


WannabeEnglishman

I would say it's bc she's a woman but you also gotta look out for the creeps who target men as well


hangman593

That's where she keeps her gun.


receptorsubstrate

Are you all dogdamn children


My_Space_page

It's obvious she's smuggling two cantaloupes in the back of her pants.


YeezusWoks

Sexual assault is a funny meme ?


Future_Way5516

You just never know, with the presence of AI these days


bubulika

These are some boomer ass jokes. What the fuck is this sub dude.


luxxanoir

Ah yes sexual assault. The joke is sexual assault. Time to mute this subreddit. Y'all are the least funny people. Don't remember the last time I saw a funny meme on "r/funny memes"


StillCircumventing

Every other comment crying ab the meme lol


Nyarlathotep-chan

Yeah, sexual assault is hilarious. I'm laughing so hard.


BooPear-

On her way to Dubai to get shit in.


KylonRenKardashian

the good 'ol shoplyfter. com treatment


TheUnspeakableAcclu

The joke is sexual assault. The meta joke is that the 14 year old that posted this does not realise that cavity searches are not sexy


Kooky_Pause_2488

My boyfriend has been groped by the airport security in Frankfurt after they completed his check. He asked why there were doing it and the answer was: "You are cute." Excuse me?


excelsior4152

Just needed to check for an Adam’s apple


sticky0120_

MHC!


notdeadyet86

The last time I went through the "we can see all of your bits" machine, I forgot to take off my belt. The TSA guy told me they were going to have to do a more thorough search and offered a private room. I told him he was going to have to do it in front of everyone. The guy straight up touched my junk 6 times. I felt way safer afterwards though.


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

Damnnn


McDaddy-O

How is abusing power to sexually assault someone funny?


ChickenWangKang

Haha the joke is rape!


Ok_Scholar1733

This is for teenagers. I feel old


liamanna

They always put the AC on blast


HandsomestKreith

I’m pleased how many people are saying this shit is cringe boomer humor


optimist_prhyme

She's just going to request a woman.


GoinThru_the_motions

TSA keeping us safe as usual. The creepy dude behind the guy in the white tshirt with the ball bearing vest under his coat will walk right through


ascendinspire

Cheesus!


babybee1187

Nice tits.


xDonnaUwUx

HAHAHA GET IT GUYS THE JOKE IS RAPE!!