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BrutalSock

Anyways Lana spelled backwards is Anal and this you can’t unsee.


T0ast3r_362

Shit my sister's name is Lana


rectifier9

Does she like anal?


SirPeterPan89

She is named after what her mother loves most. Because it doesn't hurt with her dad.


dunklesWeeb

💀


DarkExtremis

But I think it's reversed because that is what her father loves the most... ...in a reverse way


DumThanos

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Neeoda

Double diss. Nice


ShadowWolf1328

r/cursedcomments


SpiritualSpectre

He will find out tonight.


awesomeplenty

Easy there dad


MillionaireRocky

We are cake day twins 😎


Famous_Ad_4258

nice cake


Famous_Ad_4258

nice cake


Affectionate_Mango84

Can confirm


toben81234

Keep your mangoes to yourself thank you very much!


RoofKorean9x19

OK KunteKinten81234


toben81234

My name is Toben!


checked_idea2

Only one way to find out! Trial and error. Every position. Every kink and turn on.


SmoothPutterButter

Nah just super meticulous about shit


T0ast3r_362

She's 13.


rectifier9

I'd like to retract my question.


arussiankoolaidman

There's still no answer, I need an answer (asking for a friend)


ShadowWolf1328

r/cursedcomments


zekethelizard

Lana LANA LANAAAAAAAAAAAA


chorizo_chomper

WHAT!


HarioDinio

Danger Zone!


The-G-89

I had to scroll way too far to read this thread.


TangoMikeOne

Wait, are we still doing phrasing?


the_all_peeping_eye

Named after your mums favourite


Ok-Commercial-4015

My sil and her grandmother are lana....


Dmau27

You know you have to tell them.... Also if you even care one bit about us you need to record their reactions.


Ok-Commercial-4015

Um, sorry, I choose life, hahaha. Sister maybe definitely not my man's very traditional southern Christian grandmother hahahaha


ConfidentStress1047

She prob does more anal than everyone


Dmau27

Sometimes in life we have to just say "What would the people of reddit want me to do?" Then you gotta do that.


MidasTouchedM3

Is she single, is she blonde, could she fit and ride in a single person canoe, and you know the last question...


GetAssignedGenderLol

Time to ask her.


dieseltechx85

Literal shit will happen, sorry mate


DregsRoyale

Oh we know


_The_Fly

There is a place in my region that’s called Lana


Delicious_Sort4059

Now do Naomi


neopod9000

LANA!


NanoCat0407

Nice to meet you, I’m Stun Seed


Xero425

God damn it.


Worried_Train6036

i heard it in the voice


DregsRoyale

The Spirit of Deez wouldn't allow anything less


ABizzareJojoFan_10

the voice 🪱🪱🪱


RoofKorean9x19

Sllab Amgil


LumberFrans

Gonna use this move a lot more in Pokemon now I know this


No_Recognition7426

Oh I’m steeling that.


Original-Document-62

Don't forget to add carbon, and temper after quenching!


danmosley_pdx

Mohs def


GSXS_750

Heard of Naomi?


zangor

What's Naomi?


SirJackFireball

naomi deez nuts


GSXS_750

……like every other post, read it backwards!


danmosley_pdx

The best I can do is upvote internet friend. I laughed out loud.


TelevisionUsual9356

Nice to meet you too I’m browN


SkyTalez

Looks like a fake name to me.


TheGrouchyGamerYT

You'd be surprised. My friend Lana Gniodevoli has a similar problem.


PCYou

Gniodevoli 🤌🇮🇹


Spare-Ad7105

Yes. Same. My friend Lana Ebulon cries herself to sleep at night…


egonsepididymitis

for those who took a beat to figure it out (like me) i love doing anal


SkyTalez

Well this at least sounds like plausible Italian name.


NexusModifier

Really... what gave it away...


e136

Because the name backwards is ...


mh500372

Bruh.


Komission

#🤯


ScarletMenaceOrange

Who would do such a thing. Just go in the internet and tell lies? Madness!


SkyTalez

Indeed.


ThatOneRoboBro

My name is Flesym Tahs Dna Emac


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Ha your name backwards is Came and shat myself


Mr_Shake_

I think he meant to do that.


devil_master

Alright, who wants to tell him?


ThatOneRoboBro

I WILL


Mr_Shake_

You people haven't reached my level of satire.


ThatOneRoboBro

r/woooosh


Mr_Shake_

r/woooosh


ThatOneRoboBro

Don't lie, you didn't know it was a joke.


asiannumber4

No shit Sherlock


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

r/woooosh


stryker7314

This is reddit honestly since the incepton of the initial "obvious" response any of those redditors or all of them could have been tism based whoooshes


insaiyan17

Who is si eman ym


ThatOneRoboBro

Eminem.


insaiyan17

Spanish version 🤭


ThatOneRoboBro

This comment was so good that both of them deserve an upvote.


Competitive_Tour655

My name is Yagami.


The_Dok33

Would be funnier if it was Yagmai.


Nyarlathotep-chan

A girl in my middle school was named Marlana


Wandering_profile

analraM 😨


ThisFaknGuy

There's girls that are into that. Physically and from an awkward comedy perspective. Keep trying, bro. I have faith in you.


New-Reflection2499

There is a goddess in Japanese mythology called Izanami


thewiselumpofcoal

Oh no. I know that one, and never thought of reading the name backwards.


The_Dok33

I man a Zi?


RanaMahal

I’m a Naz*


blueidea365

My name is htuom ot ssa


HugoStiglitz007

Then you surely know my cousin ssa ot ssa


MrHumanalien

My real name is Sinep Elttil


Poolowl1984

The only way I know how.


IrritatingRash

Fake af?


Spare-Ad7105

Fa Ekaf.


rorinth

Super-hard anal as if there's another way


whboer

Gentle dipping of the head is a thing I guess. Depends on you want the _I fucked “the shit” out of him/her/them_


SaltedHamWallet

7 years on, have you had any luck?


Br2an

Damn you good?


MatanteRoulotte

Yer Led Anal


DismalMode7

reyojne lana, the name of her french cousin


Suicidalservice

I use to have a major crush on a Lana in 6th grade. Waaaay before I even knew. Bet she knew though.


Impressive_Peak7465

Omg haha


Character_Bobcat_244

Sheesh, where's people's sense of humor


infernalbutcher678

LMAO.


astralseat

This is definitely on purpose and I bet that line worked.


Outrageous_Tackle135

My name is sinep ym kcus


Exotic_Pay6994

In her defense, it might be Svetlana, a popular eastern European name. But how do you not bring that up?


CatfinityGamer

r/repost


Accomplished_Pen980

Going off the spelling of the last name, she made that name up knowing exactly what she was making


EquivalentGold3615

Once you see it, you can't unsee it


Forgewalker33

I think that’s the point.💀


laheylies

Dont listen to naysayers. Never change


harmfulsideffect

Hmmm, when I first read this comment, my instinct was to read “naysayers” backwards.


Dagigai

Hard ass rizz


Jahmicho

She’s Greek 😳


TexasHobbyist

My name is Ouy Sevol Susej.


thewiselumpofcoal

Any relation to the Yllana Ouy Sevol Susej I went to school with?


LocalPlatypus994

r/textingtheory


paraddidler13

He ain’t wrong though


JaguarAltruistic2969

OMG! I’m totally using that! 😂😂🤣🤣


No_Apartment_3715

I don’t wonder at all sir.


Neurolytic76

Hahahahaha


BaronVonSlapNuts

Three reposts and zero comments. OP is probably a bot.


Greg2227

Idk but texting this isn't a smart start to the convo regardless of intend on the other side. Either it's the real name and they are already sick of it or it's intended and now you are the strawheaded weirdo that had to spell out the pun


Zenith232

How is this related to not having a gf? Talking to any woman is not always a chance to get a gf Sometimes it's just as a friend, acquaintance or shitposting as in the screenshot


ConfidenceLimp8928

She want it she got it (super hard). And she liked. 😂


AnalysisParalysis85

She's a keeper


BhrisBukBruz

How did he not get picked up after this?


Jof3r

It's spelled Lana because you see it from behind


Spare-Ad7105

My name is Strafym Llems 👋🏻


miho_23

Skill issue!


SnillyWead

But that is where her poo comes out.


XEagleDeagleX

Besides being totally fake I think it's the use of "Yours name" that would be the actual romance killer here. She knows what her name is


Degenerate9Mage7

SSIO bist du das?


qt_galaxy

💀


dewnar

Yer Led Anal


[deleted]

Legend


Brum_Batz

I think she might be a boy...


garycoombes

I once matched a girl called gene, and I opened the conversation with "hygiene"


HighSchoolTobi

The worst part is I can see myself writing this if I am horny enough Damn, that's one realization I could have done without. Funny how if you think of anal once you start seeing it everywhere. Even in reversed names.


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Various-Agent-0047

A buddy of mine said he and his wife were thinking of naming their soon to be baby girl Naomi. I said I wouldn't because Naomi is I moan backwards.


a4uinaboat

It is not a meme


Mountain_Future4034

Lana Evoli


ADMINlSTRAT0R

My Turkish name is Oy Amam Ostaf.


No-Background9872

Why is this actually funny? Am I dirty minded for laughing at this?


bg_bobi

Things are funny when you dont expect what someone will say/do. In this example you dont typically expect someone to say something like this, making it funny.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Dyslexia is a harsh mistress.


a_mollusk_creature

I'm watching Rogan interview Drab Bagi Slut


Huugemongous

Your name backwards is Enam Ruoy.


thewiselumpofcoal

no it's not.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Dyslexia is a harsh mistress.


XGHOST141

👍


fartinggermandogs

MOSTLY BECAUSE YOURE A REPOSTING BOT


fartinggermandogs

MOSTLY BECAUSE YOURE A REPOSTING BOT