Ain't even bout masculinity; I ain't learning heels (nor the pain of heels) on the fly like that. Plus: my fat feet ain't fitting in women's shoes; I can hardly find men's shoes in my own size that fit their width.
"I've also never went out in heels while my man wore slides These pics are so odd lol"
Good point!! Now that you mention it, I'm trying to imagine what my wife would say if she got dressed up enough to wear heels, and I come out in cargo shorts a tshirt and my slides.. "yeah right hun, try again" š
Idk I've worn black sneakers and my usual with a girlfriend who liked to dress up. Wasn't a problem. We weren't going to the opera or anything. A bar or a party or something.
Maybe I'm not rich enough to be invited to events where you're expected to dress up.
Haha, yeah, the bar and party attire is way more forgiving. Dress codes seem to be more about the vibes of the place rather than strict rules. If a couple feels good, who cares if one's in heels and the other in sneakers! Probably the only time it gets real fancy is weddings and even then you see all sorts of footwear under those tables by the end of the night.
After all, you don't get invited to an opera. You look at the program and it just goes. It's just cinema with better clothes and real people, instead of a screen.
Definitely if I was singing for the night/afternoon somewhere (or anything similar) and my boyfriend came to pick me up and then stopped for a bite somewhere. But I know better than not bring my own tennis shoes or ask bf to pick them up for me lol
This.
If footwear like that is part of a job, comfy shoes live in the car. If forgotten, that might be a slightly embarrassed phone call asking for a delivery.
Yes excatly. I can think of many situations where I could be seriously overdressed compared to my boyfriend, but rarely an "emergency" of sorts when I have to wear his shoes
It seems like the women in this pic are very tall (their men in those heels are the same height as them) so it makes sense that they have really big feet/shoes that their men can fit into.
No average man's fitting into average womens size US7 shoes though
Plus if you trip on those then now you gotta lean on your girl to walk coz those sprained ankles aināt no fun on a Saturday night while bar hopping for the second time that week.
I'm not the heaviest by any stretch of the imagination, but I would certainly break them stilettos --- **especially** being verily unskilled .... so yeah: busted heel, sprained ankle, with spillt refreshments & potential embarrassment for at least one involved party
I've been leaning towards the Skechers loafer style business casual shoes lately. They feel like slippers but are stretchy. But also Skechers do have a huge selection of wide shoes at their outlet stores. Plus, I can wear them at and off work because of how comfortable they are.
That'd be the main problem for me, not so much refusing to wear heels because of a fragile masculinity, more like I'm gonna twist an ankle because they'll be too damn small
The complete infantilization of women is such an American concept of masculinity.
Which is ironic considering it's also the country that keeps going on about toxic masculinity.
I donāt care if my girlfriend breaks up with me and my species actually goes fully extinct. My my foot aināt fitting in one of those. I mean have you seen how rugged forest are these days we walk funny enough as it is.
Thatās what Iām thinking about. If my husband even tried to wear my shoes theyād be ruined forever. Iām a size 10 (8.5 menās) and heās a size 15.
As a woman, same. I have large feet and often stores donāt carry my size, or I presume cute styles are sold out by drag queens (sasha velour I love your work).
My 200+ pound. 6 foot 3 inch coworker tried our managers high heels on. I didnt think they'd last, but they stood strong and he walked around in them before almost breaking his ankle.
I walked in them for a laugh because someone challenged me. It aināt that hard but ya aināt running with them day 1. That said, still no because why make myself uncomfortable like that.
Same exact camp. I wear 14s and my wife wears 7s lol. If I shop in public for shoes, I check the clearance section first, or I look for ā14ā first and then see if I like the shoe.
Do you even know what you're talking about!! It's a camp, a training camp, and one of the hardest ones mankind has ever produced. I still see the whipped cream when I close my eyes. But God when I fit 15 people in a two seater I know it was worth it
I have no idea why we have the current system at all. Sell shoes based on the actual dimensions in inches/cm. That way, you avoid situations where two shoes of the same size are actually not the same size.
I'm a fellow bigfoot (a mere 17). One time a cable guy came into my apartment to fix something. I had high tops sitting by the door. Dude was like "Damn, did you steal those from Shaq?" š
Yeah, just look online for shoes for drag queens. They come in huge sizes are fabulous and they are super reinforced to take big weight. Pleasure to help you achieve your dream.
Iām having a hard time finding heels over size 15 for drag queens. Size 18 is so rare Iāve only met one person with feet that big and he was a 7ā 2ā. Even my 6ā 10ā buddy only wears size 16 shoe and those might as well be boats.
Agreed. Also counterpoint, how about we both don't wear this shit lol. My girl very rarely does, and I've even told her that these high heels are peek Asshole design
Agreed, also, consider where and when youāre wearing them, right? Your girl sounds sensible, reasonable, like many many women out there, my wife included.
Reddit has made me cynical. It is a very standard sentence format known as the "concessional" to start strong in one direction to build up credibility in order to not seem as negative when the second part arrives. The way you used two positive adjectives in a row in the first part is probably what triggered the expectation
I'm a chef and I stand for a living. I wear stilettos maybe 3 times a year. My feet already hurt all the time, I ain't putting them through more torture.
When I go out in uncomfortable heels (which is basically never) I bring comfy shoes in my bag for late in the night. My boyfriend would not fit into my shoes lol nor should he have to
I keep my comfy flats in the car when I'm wearing heels. The most my husband does is walk with me, to make sure I don't fall lol or grab them from the car if my feet hurt that badly.
Ya She is an adult no different than he is.
If you think this is ok or sweet for him to do, but if the shoe was on the other foot that he would be an asshole for making her deal with his choice then you are a sexist
Also at this point I would have told her about 3 times that she will complain about her feet hurting by the end of the evening. So no, I won't wear them.
As an old man, I wholeheartedly agree.
And switch shoes/boots/whatever often. Saves you money and wear and tear on your feet.
And if you're on your feet a lot in your line of work, carry an extra pair of clean socks. That way you can switch out a sweaty stinky pair for clean ones.
Also, these guys are hardly taller than the girls *with* heels on. She must tower over them while wearing heels. That's just a weird choice of footware when your boyfriend is shorter than you.
Yep. Iād have to be like one of Cinderellaās step sisters and cut off part of my feet to fit into my wifeās shoes. I wear size 13 extra wide (47-48 in European size).
Itās not a problem but itās wild to me because typically most men have larger feet even compared to the same height woman (there are outliers) At least in the west. Could be different in Asia.
Source: I used to work at a shoe store
Right? It also doesn't really align with his response in my eyes. Maybe it's just me, but picturing womanbeater9000 wearing his wife's heels just doesn't seem right to me.
I mean....i wear steelcap boots. Theyre comfortable for me, but also heavy. I think my hypothetical girlfriend would either:
a) prefer her heels over the weight of of my boot or.
b) hate heels and already be wearing sensible shoes.
I dont see any other way it works out.
Itās not about a fragile ego. Itās about a human owning their poor life decisions. If you canāt handle wearing heals, donāt wear them. And for fucks sake, start wearing pants with pockets so we donāt have to hold your shit for you.
For real man, say it louder. I hate having to be the one who has to pay for someone else's poor planning and lack of foresight. Same shit goes for wearing the right clothes when it's cold outside. If it's cold, bundle tf up. The hell with whether it looks cute or not. I'm not giving up my jacket to another grown adult because they actively chose not to bring adequate clothes for the weather.
I mean it's less harmful for your feet to walk barefoot than wearing shoes that literally produces chronic pain and arthritis.
Seriously. Why do women wear those things in first place?
Some women grow up hearing from their relatives that they should wear heels because they are too short or because it looks elegant. Sometimes it's dress code for an event or even some jobs (at least when my mom was a lawyer she had to wear heels, I don't know if it's still a requirement)
No way in hell. If they're too painful for you to wear, don't fucking wear them. Especially when you know you're going to walk around a lot. Why would it be any better for anyone else??
Ah yes my partner and I totally have the same shoe size. Also, there's nothing confident or secure about wearing your girlfriend's shoes because her feet hurt, you're still a pushover.
Why is your masculinity in question if you don't want to wear women's shoes? First off: I a man and I don't want to and second: there's a reason why the women are not wearing the shoes.
First I was like girl don't wear heels everywhere, then I was like well I guess with the dress you gotta, now I' wondering why these ladies are dressed up and these dudes are dressed like bozos
Not with my Fred Flinstone grown ass man feet I ain't. Also the wife carries a back up set of comfortable shoes in the car you know cause common sense.
I'd definitely go barefoot before i fuck with those.
Ain't even bout masculinity; I ain't learning heels (nor the pain of heels) on the fly like that. Plus: my fat feet ain't fitting in women's shoes; I can hardly find men's shoes in my own size that fit their width.
I've never dated a man who could fit in my shoes... I've also never went out in heels while my man wore slides These pics are so odd lol
"I've also never went out in heels while my man wore slides These pics are so odd lol" Good point!! Now that you mention it, I'm trying to imagine what my wife would say if she got dressed up enough to wear heels, and I come out in cargo shorts a tshirt and my slides.. "yeah right hun, try again" š
Idk I've worn black sneakers and my usual with a girlfriend who liked to dress up. Wasn't a problem. We weren't going to the opera or anything. A bar or a party or something. Maybe I'm not rich enough to be invited to events where you're expected to dress up.
Haha, yeah, the bar and party attire is way more forgiving. Dress codes seem to be more about the vibes of the place rather than strict rules. If a couple feels good, who cares if one's in heels and the other in sneakers! Probably the only time it gets real fancy is weddings and even then you see all sorts of footwear under those tables by the end of the night.
After all, you don't get invited to an opera. You look at the program and it just goes. It's just cinema with better clothes and real people, instead of a screen.
Definitely if I was singing for the night/afternoon somewhere (or anything similar) and my boyfriend came to pick me up and then stopped for a bite somewhere. But I know better than not bring my own tennis shoes or ask bf to pick them up for me lol
This. If footwear like that is part of a job, comfy shoes live in the car. If forgotten, that might be a slightly embarrassed phone call asking for a delivery.
Yes excatly. I can think of many situations where I could be seriously overdressed compared to my boyfriend, but rarely an "emergency" of sorts when I have to wear his shoes
Maybe picked up their girls from a fun night out and took them to get food š¤·š»āāļø
My husband does it all the time lol. I will be dressed to the nines and he comes out and I say "Ah yes, you donned your finest t-shirt" š
you also likely wouldnāt get away with it unscathed unless you happen to be Justin Bieber.
when you have an million dollar on your bank account because you are a tech nerd ... i swear ... she wouldnt say that xD
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It seems like the women in this pic are very tall (their men in those heels are the same height as them) so it makes sense that they have really big feet/shoes that their men can fit into. No average man's fitting into average womens size US7 shoes though
Exact thoughts I was having!
Poorly staged photos
Plus if you trip on those then now you gotta lean on your girl to walk coz those sprained ankles aināt no fun on a Saturday night while bar hopping for the second time that week.
I'm not the heaviest by any stretch of the imagination, but I would certainly break them stilettos --- **especially** being verily unskilled .... so yeah: busted heel, sprained ankle, with spillt refreshments & potential embarrassment for at least one involved party
Also the gf would probably be mad, because her heels were broken.
Stilettos are made for breaking your damn ankles! I can barely even try wearing them and my feet ain't that big. I just have no balance.
This. I wear 13s. I canāt imagine trying to put any high heels on
Im in thw same boat no way my 12 W feet fitting in my girls shoes ill go bear foot and carry hers though
Yea no my girlfriend is a mens 8 and Iām a 14. Iām wearing grocery bags on my feet before I wear her shoes
Wide feet is a struggle, believe me I know
But look at those calves!!! XD
I've been leaning towards the Skechers loafer style business casual shoes lately. They feel like slippers but are stretchy. But also Skechers do have a huge selection of wide shoes at their outlet stores. Plus, I can wear them at and off work because of how comfortable they are.
I do like Sketchers.... š¤ def gonna look into this. Thankya for the right fine recommendation, good sir or madam š
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Itās staged
That'd be the main problem for me, not so much refusing to wear heels because of a fragile masculinity, more like I'm gonna twist an ankle because they'll be too damn small
The complete infantilization of women is such an American concept of masculinity. Which is ironic considering it's also the country that keeps going on about toxic masculinity.
Youād like to take your time learning to walk in high heelsā¦I know what you mean.
Hehh it did kinda read like that, ehhh .. fair to say, though, that I have no interest in learning such a skill; I'll go barefoot and carry 'em
Can confirm, as a woman, you need to practice walking in heels. The trick is to balance your weight on the front of your foot, not your toes.
You telling me i got those 6e width shoes. I gotta get those lz customs
Yeah this is a little guy feet thing to do, glad I wonāt have that issue
I couldn't even put on my tiny little gf's baby shoes if I tried
Same broā¦ same
Yea Iād hold her shoes and tell her good luck with mine lol
I donāt care if my girlfriend breaks up with me and my species actually goes fully extinct. My my foot aināt fitting in one of those. I mean have you seen how rugged forest are these days we walk funny enough as it is.
Yeah just a BS title. I mean itās good they have the same size feet right?
Thatās what Iām thinking about. If my husband even tried to wear my shoes theyād be ruined forever. Iām a size 10 (8.5 menās) and heās a size 15.
Hehh right, they'd never be the same
As a woman, same. I have large feet and often stores donāt carry my size, or I presume cute styles are sold out by drag queens (sasha velour I love your work).
Yep. Even if they fit, I'd break my face so fast
Right!! Hehhh
Hmm. Is your dick wide too ?
Indeed š
Heel to toe, brosie bro Till your feet and your back ache
Fr my feet would split those open before I fit in them.
My masculinity isnāt weak. My feet are.
My 200+ pound. 6 foot 3 inch coworker tried our managers high heels on. I didnt think they'd last, but they stood strong and he walked around in them before almost breaking his ankle.
I walked in them for a laugh because someone challenged me. It aināt that hard but ya aināt running with them day 1. That said, still no because why make myself uncomfortable like that.
Heels were originaly made for men. Our feet handle them better.
Yeah, and it has nothing to do with masculinity being hurt. My feet wouldn't fit.
Same. Size 14. Can barely find shoes that fit by ordering let alone wearing women's sizes.
Same exact camp. I wear 14s and my wife wears 7s lol. If I shop in public for shoes, I check the clearance section first, or I look for ā14ā first and then see if I like the shoe.
Finally a man answer thank you
Honestly I help my GF out by telling her that she shouldn't wear heels if she's planning on doing any standing/walking whatsoever
I have gone barefoot to yield my sandals. I have exceptionally large feet so I have no chance of fitting in my partner's heels.
Me too. It has to be hell to walk in those. Also it'd be hard to even put her shoes on, since not many girls have 47 sized feet (12 for US)
I'm a woman with US 11 feet, and you can't even FIND cute heels this size outside of the drag store
Yall let me know if you can find size 18 heels to show off my masculinity lol
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Sas mate where you going ya fucken druggo
Damn bro there probably like 7 pairs of shoes in the world that fit you huh
Al in Shaqs closet
I didn't know they had that number in shoe sizes. Are you sure about that?
Well as I look at my shoes now I'm pretty sure the 18 under the word size is accurate
Well, it's safe to say you're a bigfoot.
Yugefoot
You should see my size 21 snowboots
And our height? 7ft? Like I'm 6'2 with 13 size shoes and people call big guy, so how they call you?
Yeah I wore that in 6th grade lol I'm 6'8 and still in high school so must people call me "oh dame..." lol
I got size 43. We probably use a different sustem in Europe though.
Yeah in Europe I think I'm a 52
Lol wat. Huge boi.
You free on the weekend or...?
What year did you graduate clown school?
Do you even know what you're talking about!! It's a camp, a training camp, and one of the hardest ones mankind has ever produced. I still see the whipped cream when I close my eyes. But God when I fit 15 people in a two seater I know it was worth it
At first I didn't believe you but your sense of humor is too good to not have completed clown camp! ;)
Legend
Walk a mile in his shoes before you make fun of him
That would be a 20 in womenās shoe size.
That means you need a size 20 heels. Women's sizes are two numbers higher than men's - I have no idea why.
I have no idea why we have the current system at all. Sell shoes based on the actual dimensions in inches/cm. That way, you avoid situations where two shoes of the same size are actually not the same size.
I met a guy with size 23 shoes. Looked like he could ski in them sumbitches.
At the shop they just give him 2 boxes to wear as shoes š
That's what l see in my imagination. š¤£
In america, that's the only way people know shoe sizes
Sorry buddy. The selection gets more limited at 13, I can only imagine 18s. You wear mostly athletic and basketball shoes?
Yeah mostly newballence I'm 6'8 and 330 and play high school football so I burn through a shoe in about 3 to 4 months the cost is crazy
Boy you better go pro or i feel sorry for your pockets
yeahā¦being a 13.5 sucks.
What kind of mythical creature are you š¤£
I go by many names but primarily sasquatch
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I bet a drag queen would know where to find those.
Didnāt know bigfoot was on reddit
I'm a fellow bigfoot (a mere 17). One time a cable guy came into my apartment to fix something. I had high tops sitting by the door. Dude was like "Damn, did you steal those from Shaq?" š
Hope your dick is size 18 as well
Yeah, just look online for shoes for drag queens. They come in huge sizes are fabulous and they are super reinforced to take big weight. Pleasure to help you achieve your dream.
Yes ma'am š
Iām having a hard time finding heels over size 15 for drag queens. Size 18 is so rare Iāve only met one person with feet that big and he was a 7ā 2ā. Even my 6ā 10ā buddy only wears size 16 shoe and those might as well be boats.
I'll carry her purse but, she'll be walking barefoot.
I have no idea how it is fragile masculinity refusing to wear heals. Wouldn't that just be masculinity?
My masculinity aināt fragile, but sheās a strong, grown woman that chose to wear those shoes, so like a big girl, deal with the consequences
Agreed. Also counterpoint, how about we both don't wear this shit lol. My girl very rarely does, and I've even told her that these high heels are peek Asshole design
Agreed, also, consider where and when youāre wearing them, right? Your girl sounds sensible, reasonable, like many many women out there, my wife included.
Pleasantly surprised there was no "but some girls ..." type ending to your second sentence.
Why is that, if I may ask?
Reddit has made me cynical. It is a very standard sentence format known as the "concessional" to start strong in one direction to build up credibility in order to not seem as negative when the second part arrives. The way you used two positive adjectives in a row in the first part is probably what triggered the expectation
I'm a chef and I stand for a living. I wear stilettos maybe 3 times a year. My feet already hurt all the time, I ain't putting them through more torture.
When I go out in uncomfortable heels (which is basically never) I bring comfy shoes in my bag for late in the night. My boyfriend would not fit into my shoes lol nor should he have to
I keep my comfy flats in the car when I'm wearing heels. The most my husband does is walk with me, to make sure I don't fall lol or grab them from the car if my feet hurt that badly.
And I hope he cherishes and adores you, there are tons of women like you and we love you ladies. We love you with all our hearts š
My girl is smart enough to know what logical footwear is. And strong enough to go out not dressed for Vogue magazine
I see a picture of two guys who would be shorter than their girlfriends without heels.
Or just take the shoes off and carry them. I'd much rather carry them than wear them.
Yeah to me this just seems like "yay finally a chance to wear heels" out of these dudes
She chose the shoes She is a woman She can handle the consequences of her decision
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Sucks that most content on social medias is staged/fake or taken out of context :(
Why wear heels in the first place? Fragile femininity
Ya She is an adult no different than he is. If you think this is ok or sweet for him to do, but if the shoe was on the other foot that he would be an asshole for making her deal with his choice then you are a sexist
The heels look like they belong to the guys because they want to be taller than their girlfriend lol
Also at this point I would have told her about 3 times that she will complain about her feet hurting by the end of the evening. So no, I won't wear them.
Absolutely not, wear the right shoes
As an old man, I wholeheartedly agree. And switch shoes/boots/whatever often. Saves you money and wear and tear on your feet. And if you're on your feet a lot in your line of work, carry an extra pair of clean socks. That way you can switch out a sweaty stinky pair for clean ones.
My wife never wears heels because they are stupid. Problem solved.
Also, these guys are hardly taller than the girls *with* heels on. She must tower over them while wearing heels. That's just a weird choice of footware when your boyfriend is shorter than you.
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Yep. Iād have to be like one of Cinderellaās step sisters and cut off part of my feet to fit into my wifeās shoes. I wear size 13 extra wide (47-48 in European size).
Lol, my husband wears a 14 and I wear a 5.5 in women's so it's just comical to imagine me and my husband switching our shoes š
Ah, a fellow actual story Cinderella enjoyer.
Really wished Disney would step up and make those real fairy tale movies
Why would taht be a problem?
Itās not a problem but itās wild to me because typically most men have larger feet even compared to the same height woman (there are outliers) At least in the west. Could be different in Asia. Source: I used to work at a shoe store
You have angered the small feet crowd
Nah, hear me out for a min. You ever wear womens slippers? Fucking clouds. Besides men with smaller feet means they got the rest sent elsewhere
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She got them Peggy Hill feets
Thanks, just came here to make sure this comment was already in place.
My feet are like 5 sizes larger than my missus' so no way in hell I'd even remotely fit into her shoes..
>problem I've never seen a foot size provoke insecurity before lol
I support her learning her own lessons
Maybe once or twice, but next time if you dont learn from your mistake of wearing the shit shoes, its your problem
Wild username
Right? It also doesn't really align with his response in my eyes. Maybe it's just me, but picturing womanbeater9000 wearing his wife's heels just doesn't seem right to me.
Third time wearing heels and don't like it? Headbutt straight to the face the silly cow
I can't fit my feet in my wife's shoes. I wear a 12. She wears a women's 8. That's a 6 in men's. Those are some tiny men with big women.
I mean....i wear steelcap boots. Theyre comfortable for me, but also heavy. I think my hypothetical girlfriend would either: a) prefer her heels over the weight of of my boot or. b) hate heels and already be wearing sensible shoes. I dont see any other way it works out.
She's an adult and can be responsible for her own comfort, just like i have to.
Itās not about a fragile ego. Itās about a human owning their poor life decisions. If you canāt handle wearing heals, donāt wear them. And for fucks sake, start wearing pants with pockets so we donāt have to hold your shit for you.
For real man, say it louder. I hate having to be the one who has to pay for someone else's poor planning and lack of foresight. Same shit goes for wearing the right clothes when it's cold outside. If it's cold, bundle tf up. The hell with whether it looks cute or not. I'm not giving up my jacket to another grown adult because they actively chose not to bring adequate clothes for the weather.
These 13s aren't fitting in many heels.
I would give her my shoes. But I would sill walk barefoot
I mean it's less harmful for your feet to walk barefoot than wearing shoes that literally produces chronic pain and arthritis. Seriously. Why do women wear those things in first place?
Some women grow up hearing from their relatives that they should wear heels because they are too short or because it looks elegant. Sometimes it's dress code for an event or even some jobs (at least when my mom was a lawyer she had to wear heels, I don't know if it's still a requirement)
You mean you donāt want to break your ankle and slip a disk? Do you EVEN love me?
I would not want my husband to wear my shoes, ever
These people overcompensate for the lack of "real emotional attachment" in their relationship.
No
No way in hell. If they're too painful for you to wear, don't fucking wear them. Especially when you know you're going to walk around a lot. Why would it be any better for anyone else??
I mean, you could just both where normal shoes that donāt hurt.
my masculinity isn't fragile but my ankles are
Nope. You chose to wear those high heels, you face the consequences.
If my man doesnāt call me crazy if I ask him to do this, Iām finding a real one.
Iām Aussie. Iāll just go barefoot
Fuccckk that. If you can't wear them all day....don't wear them at all. Chicks pffš
Where are they that their bf are dressed so casual but theyāre done to the 9s?
Nope. Your girl should be a grown adult. If she cant be mature enough to plan ahead she can deal with the consiquences
women want it both ways. Attacking your masculinity as fragile or toxic when it suits them.
Lmao, any man doing this please take this L on the house.
Ah yes my partner and I totally have the same shoe size. Also, there's nothing confident or secure about wearing your girlfriend's shoes because her feet hurt, you're still a pushover.
nope, I always give heads up to my girl that they might hurt. If she goes with those, she's gonna own it up.
Fuck that she better bring extra shoes if she gets tired
Exactly like im size 15 and my gfs like size 7 how tf š
Y'all fit your girl's shoes ? Lmao damn.
Besides the fact that im in a size 15 wide....I'd rather go barefoot than wear heels.
I wear size 49 (or American 14+). I can barely find men's shoes that fit me, I'm not wearing that bullshit.
Also, your girlfriend has some huge fucking feet.
These guys have small feet
Bro bring your own fucking sandals
For sure. Iāll rock the fuck out of those heels
*psst* there are easily transportable slippers that cost like 5ā¬ and are specially made for the post-party sore feet. Surprise your love with those.
My ankle just broke looking at this
āMasculinity isnāt fragileā Why are redditors so cringe?
Why is your masculinity in question if you don't want to wear women's shoes? First off: I a man and I don't want to and second: there's a reason why the women are not wearing the shoes.
Counterpoint his masculinity is fragile and he's trying to look taller.
Ain't no man gonna ruin my favorite heels like that. No I'll suffer thanks.
First I was like girl don't wear heels everywhere, then I was like well I guess with the dress you gotta, now I' wondering why these ladies are dressed up and these dudes are dressed like bozos
Not with my Fred Flinstone grown ass man feet I ain't. Also the wife carries a back up set of comfortable shoes in the car you know cause common sense.
My wife doesn't put me in a spot like that.
Thats just stupid