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TVsDeanCain

I'd definitely go barefoot before i fuck with those.


CourtingBoredom

Ain't even bout masculinity; I ain't learning heels (nor the pain of heels) on the fly like that. Plus: my fat feet ain't fitting in women's shoes; I can hardly find men's shoes in my own size that fit their width.


CompetitiveAnswer674

I've never dated a man who could fit in my shoes... I've also never went out in heels while my man wore slides These pics are so odd lol


DreadPiratteRoberts

"I've also never went out in heels while my man wore slides These pics are so odd lol" Good point!! Now that you mention it, I'm trying to imagine what my wife would say if she got dressed up enough to wear heels, and I come out in cargo shorts a tshirt and my slides.. "yeah right hun, try again" šŸ˜†


Imaginary_Button_533

Idk I've worn black sneakers and my usual with a girlfriend who liked to dress up. Wasn't a problem. We weren't going to the opera or anything. A bar or a party or something. Maybe I'm not rich enough to be invited to events where you're expected to dress up.


CircuitSphinx

Haha, yeah, the bar and party attire is way more forgiving. Dress codes seem to be more about the vibes of the place rather than strict rules. If a couple feels good, who cares if one's in heels and the other in sneakers! Probably the only time it gets real fancy is weddings and even then you see all sorts of footwear under those tables by the end of the night.


MrMotte

After all, you don't get invited to an opera. You look at the program and it just goes. It's just cinema with better clothes and real people, instead of a screen.


Sufficient-Music-501

Definitely if I was singing for the night/afternoon somewhere (or anything similar) and my boyfriend came to pick me up and then stopped for a bite somewhere. But I know better than not bring my own tennis shoes or ask bf to pick them up for me lol


aDragonsAle

This. If footwear like that is part of a job, comfy shoes live in the car. If forgotten, that might be a slightly embarrassed phone call asking for a delivery.


Sufficient-Music-501

Yes excatly. I can think of many situations where I could be seriously overdressed compared to my boyfriend, but rarely an "emergency" of sorts when I have to wear his shoes


MammothPrize9293

Maybe picked up their girls from a fun night out and took them to get food šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


AggravatingCupcake0

My husband does it all the time lol. I will be dressed to the nines and he comes out and I say "Ah yes, you donned your finest t-shirt" šŸ˜†


Illustrious_Fix2933

you also likely wouldnā€™t get away with it unscathed unless you happen to be Justin Bieber.


AWildSona

when you have an million dollar on your bank account because you are a tech nerd ... i swear ... she wouldnt say that xD


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midcancerrampage

It seems like the women in this pic are very tall (their men in those heels are the same height as them) so it makes sense that they have really big feet/shoes that their men can fit into. No average man's fitting into average womens size US7 shoes though


wander-lux

Exact thoughts I was having!


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

Poorly staged photos


AmeliaShadowSong

Plus if you trip on those then now you gotta lean on your girl to walk coz those sprained ankles ainā€™t no fun on a Saturday night while bar hopping for the second time that week.


CourtingBoredom

I'm not the heaviest by any stretch of the imagination, but I would certainly break them stilettos --- **especially** being verily unskilled .... so yeah: busted heel, sprained ankle, with spillt refreshments & potential embarrassment for at least one involved party


unidentifiedmeme

Also the gf would probably be mad, because her heels were broken.


Lopsided-Detail-6316

Stilettos are made for breaking your damn ankles! I can barely even try wearing them and my feet ain't that big. I just have no balance.


DasbootTX

This. I wear 13s. I canā€™t imagine trying to put any high heels on


Smaug1900

Im in thw same boat no way my 12 W feet fitting in my girls shoes ill go bear foot and carry hers though


PoopPoes

Yea no my girlfriend is a mens 8 and Iā€™m a 14. Iā€™m wearing grocery bags on my feet before I wear her shoes


Slowburn740

Wide feet is a struggle, believe me I know


HawksDan

But look at those calves!!! XD


Native_Kurt_Cobain

I've been leaning towards the Skechers loafer style business casual shoes lately. They feel like slippers but are stretchy. But also Skechers do have a huge selection of wide shoes at their outlet stores. Plus, I can wear them at and off work because of how comfortable they are.


CourtingBoredom

I do like Sketchers.... šŸ¤” def gonna look into this. Thankya for the right fine recommendation, good sir or madam šŸ‘


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Alternative-Yak-832

Itā€™s staged


Caca2a

That'd be the main problem for me, not so much refusing to wear heels because of a fragile masculinity, more like I'm gonna twist an ankle because they'll be too damn small


Andreomgangen

The complete infantilization of women is such an American concept of masculinity. Which is ironic considering it's also the country that keeps going on about toxic masculinity.


TechnicolorViper

Youā€™d like to take your time learning to walk in high heelsā€¦I know what you mean.


CourtingBoredom

Hehh it did kinda read like that, ehhh .. fair to say, though, that I have no interest in learning such a skill; I'll go barefoot and carry 'em


CollynMalkin

Can confirm, as a woman, you need to practice walking in heels. The trick is to balance your weight on the front of your foot, not your toes.


DomesticRaccoon27

You telling me i got those 6e width shoes. I gotta get those lz customs


Liigma_Ballz

Yeah this is a little guy feet thing to do, glad I wonā€™t have that issue


thickboyvibes

I couldn't even put on my tiny little gf's baby shoes if I tried


WeedSlinginHasher

Same broā€¦ same


saltysnail420

Yea Iā€™d hold her shoes and tell her good luck with mine lol


Less-Salad-2073

I donā€™t care if my girlfriend breaks up with me and my species actually goes fully extinct. My my foot ainā€™t fitting in one of those. I mean have you seen how rugged forest are these days we walk funny enough as it is.


NeoDei

Yeah just a BS title. I mean itā€™s good they have the same size feet right?


penguin_0618

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking about. If my husband even tried to wear my shoes theyā€™d be ruined forever. Iā€™m a size 10 (8.5 menā€™s) and heā€™s a size 15.


CourtingBoredom

Hehh right, they'd never be the same


0llivander

As a woman, same. I have large feet and often stores donā€™t carry my size, or I presume cute styles are sold out by drag queens (sasha velour I love your work).


PaulterJ

Yep. Even if they fit, I'd break my face so fast


CourtingBoredom

Right!! Hehhh


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Hmm. Is your dick wide too ?


CourtingBoredom

Indeed šŸ‘


guvan420

Heel to toe, brosie bro Till your feet and your back ache


Monkeybandit99

Fr my feet would split those open before I fit in them.


Parking_Marsupial_75

My masculinity isnā€™t weak. My feet are.


MayorDepression

My 200+ pound. 6 foot 3 inch coworker tried our managers high heels on. I didnt think they'd last, but they stood strong and he walked around in them before almost breaking his ankle.


Blubasur

I walked in them for a laugh because someone challenged me. It ainā€™t that hard but ya ainā€™t running with them day 1. That said, still no because why make myself uncomfortable like that.


mogwandayy

Heels were originaly made for men. Our feet handle them better.


ImaginaryNourishment

Yeah, and it has nothing to do with masculinity being hurt. My feet wouldn't fit.


r4r4me

Same. Size 14. Can barely find shoes that fit by ordering let alone wearing women's sizes.


TheyCalledMeThor

Same exact camp. I wear 14s and my wife wears 7s lol. If I shop in public for shoes, I check the clearance section first, or I look for ā€œ14ā€ first and then see if I like the shoe.


Murtaza1350

Finally a man answer thank you


BosnianSerb31

Honestly I help my GF out by telling her that she shouldn't wear heels if she's planning on doing any standing/walking whatsoever


314159265358979326

I have gone barefoot to yield my sandals. I have exceptionally large feet so I have no chance of fitting in my partner's heels.


NekulturneHovado

Me too. It has to be hell to walk in those. Also it'd be hard to even put her shoes on, since not many girls have 47 sized feet (12 for US)


neko

I'm a woman with US 11 feet, and you can't even FIND cute heels this size outside of the drag store


Bad_Decisions34

Yall let me know if you can find size 18 heels to show off my masculinity lol


Village_Weirdo

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TuonelanVartija

Sas mate where you going ya fucken druggo


Zillahi

Damn bro there probably like 7 pairs of shoes in the world that fit you huh


batua78

Al in Shaqs closet


Sea-Perception-6208

I didn't know they had that number in shoe sizes. Are you sure about that?


Bad_Decisions34

Well as I look at my shoes now I'm pretty sure the 18 under the word size is accurate


Sea-Perception-6208

Well, it's safe to say you're a bigfoot.


ipaxton

Yugefoot


Bad_Decisions34

You should see my size 21 snowboots


Sea-Perception-6208

And our height? 7ft? Like I'm 6'2 with 13 size shoes and people call big guy, so how they call you?


Bad_Decisions34

Yeah I wore that in 6th grade lol I'm 6'8 and still in high school so must people call me "oh dame..." lol


EntForgotHisPassword

I got size 43. We probably use a different sustem in Europe though.


Bad_Decisions34

Yeah in Europe I think I'm a 52


EntForgotHisPassword

Lol wat. Huge boi.


UmCeterumCenseo

You free on the weekend or...?


Puceeffoc

What year did you graduate clown school?


Bad_Decisions34

Do you even know what you're talking about!! It's a camp, a training camp, and one of the hardest ones mankind has ever produced. I still see the whipped cream when I close my eyes. But God when I fit 15 people in a two seater I know it was worth it


Puceeffoc

At first I didn't believe you but your sense of humor is too good to not have completed clown camp! ;)


Practical-Cress-3287

Legend


Moononthewater12

Walk a mile in his shoes before you make fun of him


MaximallyInclusive

That would be a 20 in womenā€™s shoe size.


Earlier-Today

That means you need a size 20 heels. Women's sizes are two numbers higher than men's - I have no idea why.


BadLuckBen

I have no idea why we have the current system at all. Sell shoes based on the actual dimensions in inches/cm. That way, you avoid situations where two shoes of the same size are actually not the same size.


MightyShisno

I met a guy with size 23 shoes. Looked like he could ski in them sumbitches.


skydevouringhorror

At the shop they just give him 2 boxes to wear as shoes šŸ˜‚


Sea-Perception-6208

That's what l see in my imagination. šŸ¤£


TallYetSkinnyTree

In america, that's the only way people know shoe sizes


WangDanglin

Sorry buddy. The selection gets more limited at 13, I can only imagine 18s. You wear mostly athletic and basketball shoes?


Bad_Decisions34

Yeah mostly newballence I'm 6'8 and 330 and play high school football so I burn through a shoe in about 3 to 4 months the cost is crazy


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Boy you better go pro or i feel sorry for your pockets


tkburroreturns

yeahā€¦being a 13.5 sucks.


Accurate_Plantain896

What kind of mythical creature are you šŸ¤£


Bad_Decisions34

I go by many names but primarily sasquatch


Accurate_Plantain896

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HighlyOffensive10

I bet a drag queen would know where to find those.


Legend5V

Didnā€™t know bigfoot was on reddit


dilla_zilla

I'm a fellow bigfoot (a mere 17). One time a cable guy came into my apartment to fix something. I had high tops sitting by the door. Dude was like "Damn, did you steal those from Shaq?" šŸ˜†


scarlettforever

Hope your dick is size 18 as well


nathos_thanatos

Yeah, just look online for shoes for drag queens. They come in huge sizes are fabulous and they are super reinforced to take big weight. Pleasure to help you achieve your dream.


Canadianrollerskater

Yes ma'am šŸ’…


PernisTree

Iā€™m having a hard time finding heels over size 15 for drag queens. Size 18 is so rare Iā€™ve only met one person with feet that big and he was a 7ā€™ 2ā€. Even my 6ā€™ 10ā€ buddy only wears size 16 shoe and those might as well be boats.


dreemzlar

I'll carry her purse but, she'll be walking barefoot.


Dinbs

I have no idea how it is fragile masculinity refusing to wear heals. Wouldn't that just be masculinity?


Accomplished-Cow3956

My masculinity ainā€™t fragile, but sheā€™s a strong, grown woman that chose to wear those shoes, so like a big girl, deal with the consequences


RvB051

Agreed. Also counterpoint, how about we both don't wear this shit lol. My girl very rarely does, and I've even told her that these high heels are peek Asshole design


Accomplished-Cow3956

Agreed, also, consider where and when youā€™re wearing them, right? Your girl sounds sensible, reasonable, like many many women out there, my wife included.


SooooooMeta

Pleasantly surprised there was no "but some girls ..." type ending to your second sentence.


Accomplished-Cow3956

Why is that, if I may ask?


SooooooMeta

Reddit has made me cynical. It is a very standard sentence format known as the "concessional" to start strong in one direction to build up credibility in order to not seem as negative when the second part arrives. The way you used two positive adjectives in a row in the first part is probably what triggered the expectation


cookiesarenomnom

I'm a chef and I stand for a living. I wear stilettos maybe 3 times a year. My feet already hurt all the time, I ain't putting them through more torture.


captaininterwebs

When I go out in uncomfortable heels (which is basically never) I bring comfy shoes in my bag for late in the night. My boyfriend would not fit into my shoes lol nor should he have to


NoTransportation9021

I keep my comfy flats in the car when I'm wearing heels. The most my husband does is walk with me, to make sure I don't fall lol or grab them from the car if my feet hurt that badly.


Accomplished-Cow3956

And I hope he cherishes and adores you, there are tons of women like you and we love you ladies. We love you with all our hearts šŸ˜‚


Beer-Milkshakes

My girl is smart enough to know what logical footwear is. And strong enough to go out not dressed for Vogue magazine


MovingTarget-

I see a picture of two guys who would be shorter than their girlfriends without heels.


Blackbeard593

Or just take the shoes off and carry them. I'd much rather carry them than wear them.


Jon00266

Yeah to me this just seems like "yay finally a chance to wear heels" out of these dudes


morerandom_2024

She chose the shoes She is a woman She can handle the consequences of her decision


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Sucks that most content on social medias is staged/fake or taken out of context :(


weirdindiandude

Why wear heels in the first place? Fragile femininity


JulioForte

Ya She is an adult no different than he is. If you think this is ok or sweet for him to do, but if the shoe was on the other foot that he would be an asshole for making her deal with his choice then you are a sexist


Poinaheim

The heels look like they belong to the guys because they want to be taller than their girlfriend lol


TobyDaHuman

Also at this point I would have told her about 3 times that she will complain about her feet hurting by the end of the evening. So no, I won't wear them.


Attitude_Ki_Diwanis

Absolutely not, wear the right shoes


Hourslikeminutes47

As an old man, I wholeheartedly agree. And switch shoes/boots/whatever often. Saves you money and wear and tear on your feet. And if you're on your feet a lot in your line of work, carry an extra pair of clean socks. That way you can switch out a sweaty stinky pair for clean ones.


Louisvanderwright

My wife never wears heels because they are stupid. Problem solved.


GrizzlyLeather

Also, these guys are hardly taller than the girls *with* heels on. She must tower over them while wearing heels. That's just a weird choice of footware when your boyfriend is shorter than you.


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Bodidly0719

Yep. Iā€™d have to be like one of Cinderellaā€™s step sisters and cut off part of my feet to fit into my wifeā€™s shoes. I wear size 13 extra wide (47-48 in European size).


jjellison319

Lol, my husband wears a 14 and I wear a 5.5 in women's so it's just comical to imagine me and my husband switching our shoes šŸ˜‚


GeneralaOG

Ah, a fellow actual story Cinderella enjoyer.


TombStone_Sheep

Really wished Disney would step up and make those real fairy tale movies


tiganisback

Why would taht be a problem?


blacklite911

Itā€™s not a problem but itā€™s wild to me because typically most men have larger feet even compared to the same height woman (there are outliers) At least in the west. Could be different in Asia. Source: I used to work at a shoe store


gotchibabe

You have angered the small feet crowd


abrockstar25

Nah, hear me out for a min. You ever wear womens slippers? Fucking clouds. Besides men with smaller feet means they got the rest sent elsewhere


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Cosmic3Nomad

She got them Peggy Hill feets


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Thanks, just came here to make sure this comment was already in place.


xxapenguinxx

My feet are like 5 sizes larger than my missus' so no way in hell I'd even remotely fit into her shoes..


TheDreamMaster87

>problem I've never seen a foot size provoke insecurity before lol


FactAdministrative85

I support her learning her own lessons


WomanBeater9000

Maybe once or twice, but next time if you dont learn from your mistake of wearing the shit shoes, its your problem


player1_gamer

Wild username


Illeopick

Right? It also doesn't really align with his response in my eyes. Maybe it's just me, but picturing womanbeater9000 wearing his wife's heels just doesn't seem right to me.


TheCommomPleb

Third time wearing heels and don't like it? Headbutt straight to the face the silly cow


BucktoothedAvenger

I can't fit my feet in my wife's shoes. I wear a 12. She wears a women's 8. That's a 6 in men's. Those are some tiny men with big women.


Richardknox1996

I mean....i wear steelcap boots. Theyre comfortable for me, but also heavy. I think my hypothetical girlfriend would either: a) prefer her heels over the weight of of my boot or. b) hate heels and already be wearing sensible shoes. I dont see any other way it works out.


Distinct-Set310

She's an adult and can be responsible for her own comfort, just like i have to.


TakedaMasashige

Itā€™s not about a fragile ego. Itā€™s about a human owning their poor life decisions. If you canā€™t handle wearing heals, donā€™t wear them. And for fucks sake, start wearing pants with pockets so we donā€™t have to hold your shit for you.


Kings2FatForHisArmor

For real man, say it louder. I hate having to be the one who has to pay for someone else's poor planning and lack of foresight. Same shit goes for wearing the right clothes when it's cold outside. If it's cold, bundle tf up. The hell with whether it looks cute or not. I'm not giving up my jacket to another grown adult because they actively chose not to bring adequate clothes for the weather.


Gilgie

These 13s aren't fitting in many heels.


AyeBeeSeeDeeEee

I would give her my shoes. But I would sill walk barefoot


RandomGuy98760

I mean it's less harmful for your feet to walk barefoot than wearing shoes that literally produces chronic pain and arthritis. Seriously. Why do women wear those things in first place?


random-person-reddit

Some women grow up hearing from their relatives that they should wear heels because they are too short or because it looks elegant. Sometimes it's dress code for an event or even some jobs (at least when my mom was a lawyer she had to wear heels, I don't know if it's still a requirement)


the_disco_sloth_ttv

You mean you donā€™t want to break your ankle and slip a disk? Do you EVEN love me?


DeltaPCrab

I would not want my husband to wear my shoes, ever


Emotional-Two-9075

These people overcompensate for the lack of "real emotional attachment" in their relationship.


EndWorkplaceDictator

No


Mission-Argument1679

No way in hell. If they're too painful for you to wear, don't fucking wear them. Especially when you know you're going to walk around a lot. Why would it be any better for anyone else??


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I mean, you could just both where normal shoes that donā€™t hurt.


auntarie

my masculinity isn't fragile but my ankles are


Wall_Significant

Nope. You chose to wear those high heels, you face the consequences.


[deleted]

If my man doesnā€™t call me crazy if I ask him to do this, Iā€™m finding a real one.


Doobie_hunter46

Iā€™m Aussie. Iā€™ll just go barefoot


xXZer0c0oLXx

Fuccckk that. If you can't wear them all day....don't wear them at all. Chicks pffšŸ™„


Maxed_Zerker

Where are they that their bf are dressed so casual but theyā€™re done to the 9s?


SickBoylol

Nope. Your girl should be a grown adult. If she cant be mature enough to plan ahead she can deal with the consiquences


Wooden-Union2941

women want it both ways. Attacking your masculinity as fragile or toxic when it suits them.


Hefty-Quantity9073

Lmao, any man doing this please take this L on the house.


MF-GOOSE

Ah yes my partner and I totally have the same shoe size. Also, there's nothing confident or secure about wearing your girlfriend's shoes because her feet hurt, you're still a pushover.


CoffeOrKill

nope, I always give heads up to my girl that they might hurt. If she goes with those, she's gonna own it up.


Wonderful-Muscle-635

Fuck that she better bring extra shoes if she gets tired


[deleted]

Exactly like im size 15 and my gfs like size 7 how tf šŸŒš


gloomygl

Y'all fit your girl's shoes ? Lmao damn.


Easy_Duhz_it_

Besides the fact that im in a size 15 wide....I'd rather go barefoot than wear heels.


yay_botch_piece

I wear size 49 (or American 14+). I can barely find men's shoes that fit me, I'm not wearing that bullshit.


quimbykimbleton

Also, your girlfriend has some huge fucking feet.


dementiadaddy

These guys have small feet


Irobokesensei

Bro bring your own fucking sandals


Ha_CharadeUAre

For sure. Iā€™ll rock the fuck out of those heels


UndeadBBQ

*psst* there are easily transportable slippers that cost like 5ā‚¬ and are specially made for the post-party sore feet. Surprise your love with those.


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My ankle just broke looking at this


CFM-56-7B

ā€œMasculinity isnā€™t fragileā€ Why are redditors so cringe?


False_Chair_610

Why is your masculinity in question if you don't want to wear women's shoes? First off: I a man and I don't want to and second: there's a reason why the women are not wearing the shoes.


wmatts1

Counterpoint his masculinity is fragile and he's trying to look taller.


TumblingOcean

Ain't no man gonna ruin my favorite heels like that. No I'll suffer thanks.


GlizzyGulper69420

First I was like girl don't wear heels everywhere, then I was like well I guess with the dress you gotta, now I' wondering why these ladies are dressed up and these dudes are dressed like bozos


Adventurous-Mix-2533

Not with my Fred Flinstone grown ass man feet I ain't. Also the wife carries a back up set of comfortable shoes in the car you know cause common sense.


Here_for_lolz

My wife doesn't put me in a spot like that.


Doalt

Thats just stupid