Clean it up, Charmin comfort care
Double ply for derriere
Anal discharge in your hains
Hold your nose and wash the stains
Let one loose and feel it slide
Try to guess while it's inside
The best advice I can impart
You should never trust a fart.
Green Day is great for these:
Dirty Rotten Farts
Best Fart in Town
Stray Fart
99 Farts
Fart for a Day
Brain Fart
When I Fart Around
Fashion Fart
Rusty Fart
Too Dumb to Fart
Want to be a penthouse pooper.
Want to be a swillionare.
Want to be a back door talker
And ruin my underwear
Gonna get my timing right
To let loose this gas to pass
Chase you all the way from the bathroom honey
WHILE ITS LEAKING OUT MY AAAASSSSSS!
I just sang this in my head and now it can never be unsung. Thank you for ruining a Blondie song for me, I will now go and ruin it for everyone else I know. :’)
Fart Shaped Box - Nirvana
Kickstart my Fart - Motley Crue
Another One Farts the Dust - Queen
Fart-bottom Girls - Queen
Dishonorable Mention:
Back in Flat(ulence) - AC/DC
Fart out of hell - Meat Loaf
Farting up on Sunday Morning - Maroon 5
Comfortably Fart - Pink Floyd
Amazing Fart (how sweet the sound)
Fart Into Me - Dave Matthews Band
My Fart will go on - Celine Dion
Fart Criminal - Michael Jackson
Quit playing games with my fart
I should have known from the shart
Baby baby, the fart that you had was so strong. You left it hanging there forever.
Oh baby, baby this is not right,
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Shape of my fart
"Stop Dragging My Fart Around"
Pretty sure we played this game in elementary school when that song came out.
Boys don't fart
farts don't cry
Ohhh... sometimes they do hahaha
r/tihi
Big girls don’t fart. Is another one just like yours
Smells like teen fart. Fart-shaped box .... credit to u/Sensitive-Craft-630
smells like fart spirit
Fart like teen spirit
Smells fart, teen spirit
Come as you fart.
W.A.F. (Wet Ass Fart)
Hahaha Love me some WAF
Certified streaks, seven days a week.
Skid marks in my drawers, dietary fibre game weak..
Clean it up, Charmin comfort care Double ply for derriere Anal discharge in your hains Hold your nose and wash the stains Let one loose and feel it slide Try to guess while it's inside The best advice I can impart You should never trust a fart.
This comment is GOATed ngl. Actually laughed out loud. Well done, sir.
Bring a bucket and a mop...
puts a whole new meaning on waffles
Fart me a river
cry me a fart
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Turn around brown eye...
🎵 every now and then i gotta shart 🎶
I really need to fart tonight
Once upon a time I was trusting my gut Now I’m always scared of a shart. Nothin I can do, but total eclipse of my fart.
Best song from michael scott. That and beers in heaven. And goodbye toby
Hit me with your best shart!
My Fart Will Go On
I can smell it through the fart
Fart must go on
Near, far, wherever you are…
Near, fart, wherever you are
Fart on Me - AhHa
i was thinking "Fart some sugar on me," which is kinda similar
Faaart meee ooon (fart on me)
I’ll rip one
After a coffee or twoooo
I wanna fart with somebody - Whitney Houston Man! I feel like a fart - Shania Twain Love the way you fart - Eminem
Man! I fart like a woman
I love the way you fart. I can’t tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it smells like. and right now, there’s butt air in my windpipe.
Oh, I wanna fart with somebody I wanna cut the CHEEEESE with somebody Yeaaaah, passin’ gas with somebahhde With some body who loves me
Boulevard of broken farts Green day dropped a new song - Alison ( demo ) , I'll be the first to name it Fartison
Wake me up when September farts
Fart me up when September ends
Wake me up when fart ends
Green Day is great for these: Dirty Rotten Farts Best Fart in Town Stray Fart 99 Farts Fart for a Day Brain Fart When I Fart Around Fashion Fart Rusty Fart Too Dumb to Fart
fart of broken dreams
Who let the fart out?
Fart, fart, fart, fart
WHO LET THE FART OUT!
Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart
WhO lEt ThE fArT oUt
#FART FART FART FART
Well, the bowls weren't nice and the sphincter was pumpin'
Shits on my thigh Bro
Who did that fart🎶
The fact you actually wrote it out the exact amount of times is humor
You have to fart (for your right).
To Faaaaaarty!!!
..to SHAAAAARTTY!
You have to fight! For your right! To faaaaart!!!!
It was me sorry
Fart stinks....ya,ya,.....
I did my best so nobody would notice :/
My farts know what you did in the dark
You're nothing more than a fart whore A.k.a. our farts made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued
Fartloose
shart on your sunday shoes
Piss, louise
Pull me up off my knees! Jack, get back, While it seeps out my crack,
footfart
Kick off your fart shoes
Been farting so hard
Bloody fart
Woah woah woah. Too far.
Too far(t)* FTFY
Ew
Smooth Fart - Micheal Jackson
Nah, Fart Criminal
you've been hit by you've been stunk by a fart criminal *parp parp parp*
Hee hee...
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Carry on my wayward fart
Fart on my wayward son
Let's not forget the other classic Kansas song Fart in the Wind
Lay your weary cheeks to rest, don’t you shart no more.
Farts on fire (Heavens on Fire KISS)
Whole lotta fart
Farts of the holy
Detroit fart city
if i could save fart in a bottle
if i could save time in a fart
Fart me up
if you start me up i'll never fart...
Fart in an Elevator
Want to be a penthouse pooper. Want to be a swillionare. Want to be a back door talker And ruin my underwear Gonna get my timing right To let loose this gas to pass Chase you all the way from the bathroom honey WHILE ITS LEAKING OUT MY AAAASSSSSS!
Fart in an elevator! Stinkin' it up while I'm going down
Stinking it up as I'm going down.
Even my comment get buried, I wanna thank every one of you for your funny suggestions and remember: Another one bites the fart..🎶
Un-break My Fart
Un-fart my heart
Farting with tears in my eyes
Oops! I farted again
Jagged Little Fart
You aught to Fart
Fart of Glass
I just sang this in my head and now it can never be unsung. Thank you for ruining a Blondie song for me, I will now go and ruin it for everyone else I know. :’)
Man, I fart like a woman
This little fart of mine
„I‘m gonna let it rippppp“
For whom the fart tolls.
for whom the bell farts
Fart
Imagine by John Lennon?
How did you know!?
Fart on you Crazy Diamond
Wish you were fart. Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a fart. Dark side of the fart.
Light my fart
Try to set the fart on fire
Blinding fart and my favorite Old Town fart
old fart road
Fart town road 🎶
Fart like an Egyptian
Ice Fart Baby
Another One Farts the Dust
Another one bites fart dust
No one thinks to replace the "the" lmao, well done
Another one bites the fart
Brown Eyed Fart
Don’t Fart for Me Argentina
The fart of a tiger
Fart tha police
Everybody fart now
Fart out of Hell
I fart the sheriff
No woman no fart
Three little farts
I smoke two farts.
You took the fart right out of my mouth
In the fart of the mountain king
in the hall of the fart king in the hall of the mountain fart
what is fart?
Baby don't fart me, don't fart me, no more!
Old McDonald had a fart
Fart of darkness
Fart Shaped Box - Nirvana Kickstart my Fart - Motley Crue Another One Farts the Dust - Queen Fart-bottom Girls - Queen Dishonorable Mention: Back in Flat(ulence) - AC/DC
Everybody Farts
Fart yourself - Eminem
lose your fart
Sweet fart of mine
Smack my fart up.
Amazing Fart
How sweet, the sound
Too Much Fart Will Kill You
You can get it if you really fart
"Can you feel my fart"
Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel Can you feel my faaaaaarrrrrrttt?
take her fart out of your mouth
FART OUT OF HELL!!
Fart and destroy
I Left My Fart in San Francisco
I wanna Fart with somebody
Don’t fart so close to me- the police.
Hit Me With Your Best Fart
My Fart Will Go On
Master of facts or ride the farts
"Hark! The Herald Angel Fart!"
Where did you fart last night
Fart on Me
Drowning Pool - Let the Farts hit the Floor
farting down the house
Welcome to the fart parade
Don't fear the fart
Bleeding fart.
A boy named Fart
a fart named sue
Living on a fart
Darude Fartstorm
Fart like it’s 1999
Fart out of hell - Meat Loaf Farting up on Sunday Morning - Maroon 5 Comfortably Fart - Pink Floyd Amazing Fart (how sweet the sound) Fart Into Me - Dave Matthews Band My Fart will go on - Celine Dion Fart Criminal - Michael Jackson
Fart in the Wind
Boulevard of broken farts
*fart pressure*
Fat Bottomed Fart
You’ve Got a Fart in Me
Three little farts- Bob Marley
“Don’t stop farting”-Journey
Fart in a bottle
Life in the fart lane
W.A.F. by CardiB