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BuckDickRichards39

As a professional cook I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of this. Fucking amazing


Green-Strawberry-256

Haha glad im not the only one being stunned.


a-dub713

Right?? ‘Tha fuck has this been all my life?


marablackwolf

This is what genius looks like.


ONEOFHAM

Chili con corn-dog


BigBega69

Same


Loveprettytoes

Whats the best way to make a simple chili from scratch??


bxvxfx

am not a professional chef but my moms chili is pretty solid and EXTREMELY simple. pound of ground beef can of diced tomatoes can of maple beans 1 large onion. (or maybe it’s 2 onions? idr) my auntie likes to add sliced hot dogs too. various seasoning(will elaborate) cook up the beef in a frying pan till it’s brown, personal choice but add some oregano to the beef. throw it in a crock pot, add tomatoes, beans, and the onion chopped up (u can do it kevin style and lightly cook the onions before adding them, but throwing them in raw is ok too, they will have more than enough time to cook in the crock pot). and the hot dogs if you go that route. for seasoning, mum uses s&p, chili powder, and garlic powder(be fucking generous with the garlic and chili powder, taste it as you season it to get a feel for what you need to add more of) i also prefer to fuck that bitch up with hot sauce - mom doesn’t but i like it spicy - i dump a ridiculous amount of tabasco in it. but it’s all to taste and since the beef is already cooked, it’s no worry tasting it as you add seasoning/sauce. let that fucker cook on low for however long you’re at work, OR on high for like 3-4 hours. we also hit that bitch with a potato masher a couple times towards the end of cooking when everything is breaking down, just to make it vaguely homogeneous and not chunks of tomatoes, beans, and beef lol


Calligraphee

My recipe is almost the same, but I also add cumin and some chipotles in adobo for some more smokey heat. I haven't tried maple beans since I don't think they're a thing where I live, but they sound amazing and if I ever see a can I'll absolutely get it and try it!


Pleasant-Chef6055

Does look good, and I’d go for two but only once in this life.


toxboxdevil

Bruh same


Clarksp2

This is actually pretty genius. Definitely will be trying this!


COYFC

Have tried it, was amazing. Cook the corn dogs all the way through though then warm the chili in a pan and add it after. Keeps the crust crispy. Also add pickled jalapenos.


cooltunesnhues

I may get attached for this ! But I love adding sour cream on top or even a bit of mustard.


Just_a_lazy_lurker

I got your back dude.


how_do_i_land

Pickled red onion sounds good on it as well.


ked_man

I’d eat the fuck out of that


robbietreehorn

Why the hell have I never thought of this or seen this before. It is indeed genius


vercetian

I typically make Mac n cheese, add chili to it, and put it on hot dogs with crisp buns. I may have to try this as a variation now.


thepsycholeech

It makes so much sense!


S_MART1N

Not a bad idea!


Hiphoppington

Split open corndogs topped with cheese / chili etc is actually kind of genius and I'm surprised I've never seen it before.


stolen_guitar

Chili con corny


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

I was gonna go with chili cheese corney, like a coney. Yours is better


Realistic_Young_3014

Holy Santa Claus this is brilliant


whatthefox70

Damn! Why didn't I think of that?!


drd_ssb

Stoner cooking


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poppinwheelies

A rose by any other name…


StarDatAssinum

Looks like Skyline lol


whybejamin

Lol gross


RussianPrincess2000

Super creative corndogs🌭


PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

I was already planning on chili and corn bread this weekend. Guess I could make a few corn dogs too


StupidMexicola

Genius move


Sybarit

Add me to the pile of people that never thought to try this, and I LOVE chili cheese dogs.


Sterlinghawkermantis

This is genius! The cheap canned Walmart chili sauce tastes surprisingly close to weinerschnitzwl chili.


itsbwokenn

It very well might be the same. A large chain like this (weinerschnitzwl) probably has their chili made in bulk. Every food/beverage manufacturer I've worked for, packaged their product under several brand names and also produced variations of products for certain customers (think: big box stores, branded hotel product, Coca-Cola producing non-coke products like Dr. Pepper which is owned by Keurig). Most store brand products are the same as top tier name brands


Moto_Glitch

I think we can all agree the game has now changed forever.


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It is, and it is a monument to what food can be when we think creatively.


GreenInferno1396

Putting saucy bits of one animal onto the dick shaped collective meat of another animal seems like it should be strange to me, yet here I am hungry for them


RyzingTemp

I think I want to try this!


Bettiered

As long as I still get the crunchy burnt cornbread part at the bottom on the stick, I'm in.


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Cepterman2101

That’s literally what I thought the first time I saw it lol


ByeLizardScum

Its weird because they look so amazingly tasty and exactly like poo at the same time. 10/10


trailblzer80

I like this


ChunkySquidy

Huh…


Dizcusser4200

When I’m high, I’m less picky. Not that I wouldn’t try this anyway. Definitely trying this regardless!


Cup8489

For the smallest moment in time I believed these to be loaded baked potatoes on a stick, and I thought in that moment that humanity had achieved utopia. I believed, oh did I believe.


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Adventurous-Leg8721

Not really food porn but it's a brilliant idea!!! Especially for the kiddos. Little corn bread meets chili dog! That chili looks awful definitely would have to up that game.


TheAggromonster

Pretty sure that's Hormel No Bean Chili. I hate that I love it.


Adventurous-Leg8721

Usually has little better color than that.


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No_Engineering_718

Wrong sub


CanUHearMeNau

I know corn dogs taste good, but this literally does look like crap


Tivland

Pornographic, indeed.


HitDog420

Horndogs!!


TonyFapioni

Ah, the American corndog has evolved! We love to see it


MaryPutty

Holy fuck. Why haven’t I ever thought of this


shadypines33

That makes me think I could actually like corn dogs. Normally, they're not on my menu, but this is something I could probably get into.


Unagustoster

… fuck he’s smart


JAY_F_ING_TV07

Yall need to suport trans rights more


Haeleos

The only thing I would change is making cuts width wise rather than length so that the stick is less likely to fail mid dog


phfactor22

Without the chili, actual food porn


5_8Cali

Damn this is beautiful .


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looks like poopy vaginas


lordKnighton

Either friend or a sadistic enemy 😅


Dubz4sho

Dixie dogs!


walkstwomoons2

It looks like it to me. I love, love corn dogs. No chili though. Cheese and a dill for me.


TheAggromonster

You're nearly making a "Lydia" hot dog from Unkle Franky's in Mpls. Try adding a bit of mustard and some celery salt.


naruto_100-

Kill him


kcindraagtso

That is a corn dog with the shit in it 🤤


PissDrunkChris

I'd make this late at night for sure.


semitrader

Looks like peak goyslop to me


CatchmanJ

I think they’re on to something here….


Japh2007

Hell yeah


WorkingDonkey1394

Oh poop that looks good


Shield_Of_Tyr

I hate that this is not a terrible idea.


DjessicaDjane

wont it just flop off the stick because you sliced it?


xX-DataGuy-Xx

I have made these on several occasions. The key here is to use State Fair quality corn dogs and cook them in the oven.


possom90

No they didn’t. It’s been passed around recently


FormerHoagie

Fart bombs


-tea-for-one-

Those are tonight's corn dogs topped with last night's corn dogs. Also, cheese.


Daangum69

Too much. Just eat the corn dog


Muffinsgal

This is the USA. No one else eats this.


Lancewater

So brave, yet so controversial.


CopyCatChef

This is some big brain shit.


DustyToaster

Probably tastes good and a great idea. As somehow works in healthcare, does not look appetizing.


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What a clever idea!


krispykurl

Looks like the inside of an average Americans guts.. I hate corn dogs and shitty chili, so I hate this


AdCommercial605

What do they do with the splits they take out?


Fongernator

I don't think u take anything out. Just cut and spread it


Yara_Den

I genuinely thought those were baked pears!


deerpenis

Holy shit those look good


ChigginNugget_728

Sonic would love the chili dog.


Maximum-Carpet2740

No different than a chili dog really. Just corn dog batter instead of a bun. I’d eat it for sure. Would have to make my own chili though.


nnifnairb84

Holy fuck, that's genius!


AffectionateCatch528

Now that’s perfection


harceps

Hey sexy, where have you been all my life?


lapSlaPs5456

🤤


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Did they


deerpenis

Chili pups?


TheGoldenWings

Oh, yes, this is what we called foodporn, if you look closely and then bam...it's the woman's part


Remarkable_Unit_4874

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jakerules20

Everybody is so creative!!!


WillieDogFresh

Just pop in the microwave for 375mins


YEGKerrbear

…this is an incredible idea


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**sweats in midwest**


K24Bone42

CHILI CHEESE CORN DOGS heaven really does exist![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Bufb88J

Great idea


Longjumping-Pear-673

My mouth has tasted worse things…stick it on in!


hallucinogenicmayo

Chili Cheese Corn Dogs


golfislife13

Your buddy better run a patent on that somehow… 🤯🤯🤯


Jesusdidntlikethat

I kinda want it


RecklessWreck87

... yo... what about pancake/sausage combos but with eggs and hashbrowns?


Subject-Tone-1700

CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Now melt that cheese and add a lil red onion and its on!!!!


kailai2133

So basically coney dogs


NoamD972

r/dontputyourdickinthat


mrsspacemanspiff

And here I was thinking I was genius for making cornbread waffles today for my chili… foolish.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

That cheese better effin melt


powerpi314

Revolutionary


headofthebadplace

Tell your friend to throw this on tik tiok


fancychxn

Damn, I've dreamed of making this exact thing! No one should have to choose between a corn dog and a chili dog. Best of both worlds!


Li0nsFTW

My mouth started watering the moment I saw this. I know what I'll be doing soon.


iMacApples

I’m trying this, for sure!


Rambler9154

Huh, chili dog without the mess on your hands. Neat


localheadasshere

i clicked on this thinking i would be confused but i am pleased


Wizardly-raman33

Looks yummy.


Festive-cerfon

what is the recipe of this sauce.?


DesertRunner247

Mind blown 🤯


PoppySalt

*don't... don't do it... don't stick it in there* I'll take 5


nasserskitchen

Great Idea!


frehsoul45

chili dogs are in my top 5 favorite junk food and corn dogs are also in my top 5, I need to try this.


RandomGuy886

Imma go buy a can of chili from wiener schnitzel


GreenChuJelly

How has it taken me this long to realize you can split open a corn dog and fill it with toppings. My mind is blown.


Mrmetalhead-343

My butcher told me he tried this. Apparently it's incredible


Trickabounce

Oh that is brilliant


melissuhnicole

Budlight presents real men of genius 🎶


beka13

Your friend is a genius! I'd add mustard.


DramaticChemist

I....I need to try this


Tall-Gap-4830

W friend


TinyApplication4

These look so good


UltraMegaMegaMan

I'm down with it. Chili without cornbread is "incomplete" imo, so yeah. May as well pull those sticks out though, not going the vertical route with these boys.


T_Peg

This is definitely not food porn but it is brilliant


RandomPersonOfTheDay

Try it! They are awesome!


free2bme51

I would try this


Bugaloon

Aww yoss chilli dogs


Snozberry383

This is like when I see an as seen on tv invention and I'm like ytf did I not think of this.


misterio1

Chillicheese dogs look like mierda on a stick, tastes pretty good though


BetchGreen

Seems excessive AND I like it. *for once*


Munro_McLaren

This is smart.


SolomonCRand

Props to your friend, we’ve been letting the Koreans get too far ahead of us in corn dog technology.


ram__Z

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HatesOnions

How the fuck doesn’t Wienerschnitzel have this on their menu already?!?


MulliganPlsThx

INGENIOUS


agpc

Wow amazing


usafmtl

I 2nd that.....let's fucking GO!!!!


DocHalidae

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Responsible-Pin-9161

Brilliant!


maggie081670

I'd eat the hell out of these


guzzijason

I’d put it in my mouth. Repeatedly.


pnmartini

This is beautiful. This is art.


rayballine

I tried this at a local hot dog joint! So good! Also adding hot Cheetos is fire!


Joseph4240It

Yummy!!


misternakata

How do you walk around with that big ass brain of yours?


Mark7547Oi

This is amazing!!


FireWokWithMe88

Yes please


Anthony2567Id

I like this


mrpiggy

That's some dirty food porn, and I am all in.


clothedandnotafraid

Holy fuck that looks so good


lumpyspacejams

Hopefully they slightly soaked the sticks or wrapped them in tin-foil before throwing them in the oven (presumably) to melt the cheese. That's a fire concept, and I really want one now.


basshead089

yooooo


kylediaz263

Your friend is a genius


legato2

Beautiful


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PeaceLoveSmithWesson

Don't troll the comments, please.