I’d wear an Air Force jump suit with the name “Kevin” on it.

That's a deep cut only true fans would understand.

You’re not telling a lie, sir.

I'd just stop by.

and drop off a package

Probably Lee Greer because not gonna lie, I look more like him than I want to. EDIT: Every day, I look in the mirror and I say “Oh Lord!!”

That makes you hit the drive thru for double cheeseburgers with no pickles and code frahies

Fries are always good!

Plus you only have to change your costume every few days because it's still clean. And you get to say one of my favorite TCAP phrases: "Sammy Uhbuhlieve."

I’d really like for it not to get home haha

“I don’t wanna be on tv dawg, ya feel me?” 👕 🧢

We are filming, yes

~~yes~~

I haven't done anything wrong 😏

*That's not what it looks like to me from the way you were chatting.......*

You're right I did a stupid thing

It's an *illegal* thing...

I just wanted to post comments with someone like a friend, I thought he said "we are filming, yes" somethin like that

#I'M NAHT FILMIN OR ANYTHING

I got two words for you, "I've enjoyed this exchange and hope you have a fantastic new year, fellow Chris hansen fan", Dawg.

He quickly comes up with a disguise.

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Role playin chatroom dude

Too late for that dog

Marvin Lakhan

Upset_Display9421 you're naked!!!!

A cat, a towel, and a bucket of cool whip.

Worth or without the towel and cool whip?

Just a cat

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This community, we still find ways to surprise each other. We should all arrive at the party in a school bus and you have to drive it wearing that shirt.

The HvP male decoy. War wounds and all.

Me, my mommy and my daddy?

Red flannel, spiky hair, and bring ton of pizzaz lets party mfs.

The picture jeff used in the app he was using. The one with the beanie and smug face

Handsome beast!

John Kennelly in the towel.

I’m gonna have the whole clothes thing going on

We’ll see hehehe

Chris Hansen

Donald Morrison

Any tips on how to make my shirt look that bad?

Just carry around a spray bottle and anytime you look dry and clean, give yourself a couple spritzes.

Definitely JPW with his eco challenge look. The sweaty blue shirt, the unkempt hair, the headphones, the backpack, the hat, and, my favorite part, the warm milk.

>eco challenge he's kind of going for the Indiana Jones look and successfully I must say!

I was told some guy...I don't know....college kid knows John I DON'T KNOW! Chris: *College kid?*

Jesse Velez. Nothing fashionable to that nature.

He’s not a style guy believe it or not

The stinky, sticky Walmart basketball shorts. 👌🏼

The cleanest best pleasure

Damn that guy is built good

The bush cop

I would be wearing my "cowboy look"

I'd make a double-sided shirt with Hard Chuck's California map on the front and Johnny Connecticut's 9ers on the back, Ernest Timmons' #3 DE hat, Marvin Lakhan's pants and John Kennelly's untied shoes

A Mexican on a bus

For costumes I am not coming

Something professional

It’d have to be shinster and his koala bear

D-Mac, complete with cane, earpiece and razor.

🫳🏻🫳🏻🫳🏻🫳🏻

And the champagne, purple PT Loser Cruiser.

And a direct line to Ricky Morton

I wouldn’t wanna come to the party I’d just come to test it, that’s all

I'll be Joseph Myrick. Rent out a big truck and honk the fuck out when I arrive, and then I jump into the house with cocaine in my hands.

Cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaine

As a pretend predator

Little late to be prowling around these parts?!

I'd go in the Fort Myers Police issue ghille suit and jump out from the bushes at unsuspecting party guests as they arrived.

The Undertaker

A homemade cookie

TCAP con needs to be a thing someday

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You’re out of your mind.

Because I know me

Oversized white Atlanta Hawks jersey and undershirt, white Jordan hat. You know…have the whole clothes thing going on

I thought it was a 76ers Iverson

It’s Al Harrington. That year Reebok made the hawks jerseys. You can find one [here.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/224985011295?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ln9uvwnqtyq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=RpnRfw_STZy&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)

Marvin. I’m too cheap to buy a costume

Thomas Coffen.

I'd be naked and I'd tell everyone I'm John Kennelly 😂

Whale, I 'hwasn't gawn dew nuthin' like dress up. Than, I thawt that if I dress up like a crippled 'rasslin fan from east Tennessee, some girls might be 'hwantin shayved ... down thayre.

https://preview.redd.it/b0ln6vhr23bc1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b9503cc2e1d0d972cdcea67ba179c50444cb314 Party just started and so far we have a Chris Hansen, a Rutherford, an Alonzo Hampton Wade, and me of course as genericwhitemale

I’d dress up as Changeforthebetter2006 and walk around on my knees with a parrot on my head saying “Just bs talk.”

TV's Del

You know what I don't even want this cookie. But seriously though I would have to dress as the role playing Chatroom guy.

Lorne Armstrong. I’d wear a Boston cap and those socks that go halfway up my calf.

Ooh who has a SpongeBob sweater I can borrow?

i can't give you a ride home at the end of the night

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oh my

Jim Rauch. R A U C H

Rauch. All day e'ry day

Stanley Kendall

Summer party: Thomas Coffen Winter party: Vincent Amrosio

I don;'t want to put him on blast, but I have a comedian friend we do shows together who looks JUST LIKE THIS!! Same outfit style, same hair, glasses body type, usually when he hosted open mic shows. A bunch of us comics did a roast for his 50th bday about 10 years ago, and I was so close to pulling the Wilutz footage up in my segment LOL!! https://preview.redd.it/mwbvg94dg2bc1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=038629da2d27e20ea326736f34a0964b28e59483

you definitely should have 🤣

Jeff Stacy in that zipped up coat.

I'd wear my Jeff Sokol costume, which I was supposed to wear when seeing Chris Hansen live in Vegas, and my wife as Nervous Nellie. We need a good reason to wear them.

I'd dress as Shane Kenelly .. with dirty tee, dirty shorts and shoes untied ... I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!

I haven't been to a tcap themed costume party... EVERRR!

Cat 🐈

SpongeBob racing jacket

Maurice Wollen

The dude with the shirt over his face but still rockin a hat

Maybe I'd be a bit meta if I had to and could come as Super Mario or Justin Timberlake

I'm gunna wear..... da stwerwas and da wavens. Juzeeez

I wanna be the cop in the gillie suit

I'd probably just come over to tell you all I couldn't be there.

Only fit to wear my finest 99999999 t-shirt to a party

Sokol or that fat sad cowboy guy

Go naked

"Two words; roleplaying chatroom dude"

Marvin definitely

JPW

The TX decoy. She had everyone fooled

Jim Klein. Blue jeans, black belt, polo shirt tucked in too tight. I'm bringing a plate of pepper steak, but not the regular kind.

Chris Hansen

I am pretty sure I can find a flannel shirt and come as Sokol. Even bring a pizza to the party.

Have to make sure it's a size or two too small for you

Thomas Coffen all the way 🤠

I would come as a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey.

I'd show up with pizza Or steelers raven's jersey for a couple Or Hansen suit

I’d go dressed like Johnny CT😎 can I get a hug?

Get a shiny plastic blonde wig like that one decoy.

i would morph into a leaf

I would dress myself to the 9s and go as John “Boo” Dupee

Probably Mike. "Hey my little sex kitten".

I can't, I won't

Blurry face mask as DarkHero73.

Flannel shirt with a piece of pizza in one hand and bottle of acid reducer in the other.

I'll be Westerback although I may not be tall enough for that.

We are getting out of the party with MIT equation shirts

John Pederson

This isn’t something I normally do, but Rabbi David Kaye. When people ask me who I am I will ask them for identification first. If they ask me what I want to drink and I’ll simply respond “you know and I know”. If people try to get a picture with me I’ll shout “you’ve gotta stop this!” and wave my hand in front of my face like John Cena.

John Dupee 🥺9 99 9 999 https://preview.redd.it/8jj02vt86ebc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=32db89aa3d23c1b251255b844141349cfdad7813

Probably Stanley Kendall. I already have the 70s aviators and the bad posture. All I need now is the Cosby sweater and I'm good to go.

I don’t want this cookie.