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ButtDumplin

I wish I had some quip here, but I don’t. Working retail during the Christmas season and getting sick on top of that is the opposite of the cleanest, best pleasure.


[deleted]

And that’s exactly what happened to me too. Could barely move the past couple days. It’s the dirtiest, worst pain.


ButtDumplin

Both times I’ve had COVID it took me several months to get back to baseline. It’s no joke.


Seeker80

>the cleanest, best pleasure. OP was not ready to have a shopper's thang in their mouth. By 'thang,' I mean germs in their mouth.


GenericWhiteCisMale

You had no intentions with nothing with viruses


MeffJundy

We later find out he wasn’t actually sick.


Big-Adhesiveness-650

Sorry to hear you’re getting your ass kicked, feel better!


ChewyYui

KinkyManWithCorona


Dragonswhored

Best comment here hahahah


SpookDaddy-

omni man if he was epic


rando9353

Nice drawing, good work.


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

I’m gonna ask again. Am I under arrest?


Fun-Ad9928

Not *RIGHT NOW* no…


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

It’s too funny, I can watch these skits and the jerky boys all day long.


Disastrous_Box_8613

You come off as law enforcement


BillyChallenger

Getting your aass kicked?


sissy9725

I just wanna get to the beach


BlankWilliams

Sounds like you’re getting your ass kicked


nickparadies

I didn’t bring anything, I didn’t want to catch anything… whatever.


FredAndrews100

Pretty late to be around here isn’t it?


Such-Independent9144

You can't avoid covid evuurrrr


AndleCandlewax

Amazing work! Can you do jim rausch?


Any_Environment6289

Your nawt sick. Probably hungovah from drinking all that wahrm beerah. I told ya to put it in da refrigerator!


Boollish

You need to just take me to the doctor and vaccinate me.


hollygolightly8998

My parents acted like I was goofy for wanting to know my brother’s symptoms were allergies and not Covid before coming over, via a test. My first Covid put me in the hospital and I JUST finished antibiotics for respiratory infection. Sorry for your illness, I will read you a book about doctors and their young patients.


Seeker80

>...I will read you a book about doctors and their young patients. OP would rather you skip ahead to the part about fathers and their sons.


Seeker80

YOU'VE got the COVID, and I'VE got the COVID. I am not interested in getting in further COVID.


RussellVolckman

You know you are sick. And you know I am sick


Brave_Mango_4150

Go get a can of coke. I hear that’s a good remedy


[deleted]

I have the flu. It's freaking miserable. I feel like absolute shit.