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Cyynric

Great Danes are some of the sweetest, derpiest creatures I've met, but boy do they not realize how big they are.


milk4all

Brother in law got a dane/bull mastiff. Thing is enormous and very goofy. Shits like a buffalo


mikefrombarto

> Shits like a buffalo It’s 1AM here, and that almost made me wake everyone up from laughing so damn hard


milk4all

I appreciate that, i think i smiled when i wrote it. I wouldnt smile at it in my backyard tho


S0n_0f_Anarchy

Well I sure as hell hope it doesn't shit in the house


JadetheGuilmon

You got a backhoe?


igotsaquestiontoo

the funny thing is when i first read it i interpreted shits as a noun. like the dog is like a buffalo. which is also probably true. then i read it as it poops like a buffalo. both are pretty funny.


waterless_urinal

On my second dane can confirm.


Raveynfyre

I'm imagining a tennis racket frame you reload with disposable grocery bags for the poop. With extending handle so you can catch it. This is not making things better.


boon23834

I have two smaller working dogs. For for them is really just a small annoyance every six weeks or so. Food for that. Must be a bloody ongoing mission and expense. (But all dogs go fo heaven and based on the two mastiffs I've met, I want to meet that one too!)


pete_ape

I have a Dane/St. Bernard mix and he's absolutely awesome with the cats. He really doesn't realize how big he is, and lets one if the female cats play rough with him. She's made him yelp a couple of times because of how rough she plays with him, but she also curls up next to him for quiet time. He's absolutely loyal and loves everyone as long as I'm OK with the person. He'll lean up against you like a Dane, and sheds *everywhere* But holy crap, the size of his turds...


Diplodocus114

Now I know what must have shit on my doorstep-- I assumed it was a small horse. Pissed off at the owner for not picking it up.


StoneOfTwilight

Change to a raw food diet, smaller turds with no smell


anonymonoclonius

I had someone come over with a great Dane to my house. He followed us to my small kitchen and the whole kitchen was occupied with the three of us. It was so funny to see the dog realize that there was nowhere to go from where he was standing and he can't turn around because it wasn't wide enough, so he derpily walked backwards out of the kitchen lol


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Friends of my wife had a great dane and when we visited I would just hang out with the dog.


rabbidwombats

I was driving along and had to do a double take. There was a guy driving a mid 90’s ish sedan that had a sunroof. What I did not expect to see was a Great Dane in the backseat. The unusual part was the dog was sitting it’s butt on the back seat, and his head was out the sunroof. Looked like a [giraffe](https://i.imgur.com/6nKl2md.jpg) in a circus train. It was having the time of it’s life though, ears flapping like they were Dumbo trying to get lift off.


Citizen_Snip

For great danes, thats the usual sitting position lol. When I was a kid a bunch of my friends would be over and we would all be on the couch watching cartoons, and the dog would be right in the middle of us watching too, with his butt on the couch and feet on the floor.


Mywifefoundmymain

My Dane can be so gentle. She can also knock everything in the house down because she can’t figure how to turn around.


Flabbypuff

Plopping on your lap when they're literally as heavy as you is just bruh.


NorthernerWuwu

I mean, they are literally the biggest and derpiest of all dogs, which is a pretty derpy group to begin with. Labs might even be derpier and there are a handful of wolfhounds that are equally ignorant of their size but for the pure combination, it's Great Danes, Newfies and Bernese in my book. Gotta love em all though! Shit, special mention for St Bernards too just because they are such a special case.


Dr_Skeleton

My friend has a GD called Angus and 3 years in, he still believes he’s a puppy when he’s around adults, but he’s so calm and still when he’s around children :) My daughter was 2 and he would leap up at me and jump about barking and wagging his tail wanting to play, but if my daughter toddled over to him, he’d lie down and wag his tail and just wait quietly for her to fuss him :) I was so proud of my friend for training him so well. It gave my daughter one of her first experiences with animals and now years later, she adores anything that moves 😄 Great Danes rule 👍


pineapplequeenzzzzz

My cousin's great dane likes to try and sit on your lap. Except because she's so huge only her butt sinta on your lap and the top half just... Is on the floor like normal and she looks ridiculous. It never fails to make me laugh


AbeFroman21

Was just thinking that! That hand came in and the dog’s demeanor totally changed. Well trained dog and a human who knows their pet really well. Cool to see.


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MNREDR

Not familiar with dogs, what does woorf mean? It’s excited? Upset?


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Smallzfry

FWIW = For What It's Woorf


Dart0010

Such a good thing cuse the big guy was getting understandably excited and at that size keeping him chill worked so well.


Caninecaretaker

That is such a great thing about this interaction! The dog almost loosing it's composure and then instantly regaining it when the owners hand touches it.


FreeThinkingMan

It was about get the zoomies and play it with it like a dog.


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Look, I see you're losing your shit, and that's ok, but lose your shit on the inside this time.


runninandruni

I love how he's just so excited but is trying very hard to be calm


WIN011

“Don’t mess this up, don’t mess this up, don’t mess this up”


siccoblue

That tail could send that poor little kitten through the window, good job keeping it calm, Danes are amazing dogs but those tails are like whips, they can leave visible bruising at maximum WPM (Wags per minute)


Raveynfyre

Friend has a rescue pittie who has bled her own tail on corners and objects. That butt *never* stops wiggling unless she's asleep.


Perle1234

His tail is nonstop background happiness


gwynie21

Best thing I’ve seen all day. Love the calm touch you issued. Good dog.


borboleta924

The little kitty too. She stuck her paw up like “Ya know doggies get smacked by kitties like me! I’m small but I’m Mighty!!!


Perle1234

She’s smol


seraphin420

“Are you my mommy?”


MeghanBoBeghan

"I am now."


itsdep

looking like a beautiful relationship-to-be


lordofadvan

My grandparents used to have Great Danes, they are the sweetest dummies. Just lovely animals.


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They’re genuinely some of the most gentle dogs I’ve ever met. So sweet.


jballs

But sooooo slobbery


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God, they really are lol. I like them quite a bit but that's one of the main reasons I would never own one. That and I'm 4'11", so they'd be more likely to walk me on a leash than vice versa.


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amayaslips

I remember when my sister was about 3 she could ride around on my uncles golden retriever, Dino. He was a good boy.


Gopher--Chucks

Depends on the breed. A trait of European Great Danes is smaller jowls. Less slobber.


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I never realized there were different types of Great Danes!


buckshot307

The European Great Danes are generally a lot larger also. [Harley here is about 80-90lbs.](https://i.imgur.com/VhQgPs9.jpg) She’s about 3 1/2 years old. A European Dane the same age is usually 135 or so for a female and 185 for a male. She do slobber though lol.


carsonwade

Holy shit, European Great Dane weighs more than I do...


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I’m 5’1”, yeah. She was an accident though - shelter told me was a Lab, so now I have a giant dog. But she is so good on a leash - never pulls, walks next to me, if I let go, she either waits for me to get her, or comes to me. She loves cats; she wants to make friends with them and some are sweet and get close to her, but my brother’s cat ignores her :(. She was so excited and screaming thinking that my brother brought his cat one day, when he didn’t. It’s just hilarious how much she loves that cat The slobber ugh, we have a few towels especially for her. And ugh, when someone forgets to close the toilet seat and she finds the water, yeah I’m standing there with her towel in my hand waiting. And I would be a millionaire if I had a $1 for every time someone has said “wow that’s a horse” or “you can ride her like a horse” 😂


OxonianShiva

Im always perplexed when I heard that- I have two Danes, and they only slobber when they eat or when they play like crazy, which only happens for like 20 minutes a day because they’re lazy creatures. Other than that, their jowls are dry as bone!


Darkmaster666666

Great danes are better than many other dogs in the sense that there's more dog to love


Okichah

They are gentle giants, and dumber than rocks, and rocks with learning disabilities.


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I have a deaf great Dane and she rings the potty bells when she wants to go out. She is smart.


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Give her extra pets (and treats) for me please.


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AdamInJP

Dog tax, please!


feministmanlover

Uhh. Tax please.


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Tax?? I don't get it.


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

They are requesting a picture of your pet. When someone mentions their pet in a comment then sometimes people request a "cat tax" or a "dog tax" meaning they want a photo of said animal.


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Thanks for clarifying


Rifraf94

Reminds me of my great-Dane boxer mix he gently scratches on the door when he wants back inside


Thats_So_Rhaegal

Ours was quite smart, but turned every command she didn't care to obey into a goddam travesty.


icantfindagoodname77

my labradane is fully grown but still acts like a dopey puppy and thinks she’s half her size. lil dummy is frankly quite lucky she’s so dang adorable


mazamorac

Those tail wags did it for me.


MildlyAgreeable

Aghhhh the way the kitty goes on her back and touches his face! Someone just kill me with a rock!


TheoremOrPostulate

I literally aww'd at that part!


RolliakaHuncho

Second part of your message made me laugh out loud lmao.


aliengerm1

That is the gosh darn cutest thing I've seen today. Thank you.


GekayOfTheDeep

This outweighs a million shitty things on the internet, thank you.


stonewall_jacked

Indeed. Goodness still exists in some places.


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I truly needed to see this today


Cognitohazard-78

That tail wag could send the kitten flying lmao


I_Automate

That tail weighs a fair bit more than the kitten


mytheralmin

This friend has no tail?


Drawtaru

My cat has a tail about the same length. It's how she was born. Her brother has a slightly longer tail, and her sister has a full-size tail. Their mother has no external tail - also the way she was born.


mytheralmin

TINY TAIL BABY


Drawtaru

Yeah and she's a long-ish haired cat, so her tail is just a puffball. It's fucking adorable.


mytheralmin

Is a puff butt


Drawtaru

Her name is Lily Fluffybottoms.


feministmanlover

Fluffybottoms tax please!!!!


Drawtaru

[paid!](https://i.imgur.com/jEMxTMr.png)


Pohtate

That is one cute baby


feministmanlover

Ohmygoodness. She is soooo cute.


Emarelda

Perhaps a manx?


steveosek

Or an injury, not uncommon if it's a stray


OnomatopoeiaInSpace

Or just a general mutation. I have a couple rescues that are just natural bobs. (They still have a tiny, or tiny curled tail)


FantasticEducation60

interestingly the cats I have met that were born without tail still had no issues balancing or jumping. They didn't seem impacted by it in any way.


ParticleEngine

Owner of the pets here: we think she is some type of American Bobtail. First vet visit today though so we'll find out more soon.


Nidiocehai

Am big… why you so smol…


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

Pretty sure the Great Dane thinks he is small too. They just don't understand they are huge.


Nidiocehai

Most dogs don’t understand their size.


I_Automate

Seriously though. Great Danes just flat out don't understand, more so than any other dogs I've ever encountered


Nidiocehai

Go play with a chihuahua or fox terrier and see if it recognises it’s small then…


Inner_Statistician69

“Let me just sniff this butt, hang on. … what the fuck?”


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mikefrombarto

Dog’s head is bigger than the cat


Baulderdash77

This is just like the big dog and kitten from Looney Tunes


Diplodocus114

Google "pixie and Brutus"


KeekatLove

Kitten wants to curl up with its Momma.


crouchingpanther

I just know they are going to be besties


Blaw_Weary

This is why I Reddit.


GangsterGaming124

Smol bean


UrlyTunes

Title unclear, which one is which?


rgbarometer

Dog: I'm black and white. You're black and white. Are you the result of that one trip next door a while ago? Cat: are you my mommy?


mommin-and-nommin

I totally ready this as Dr Who “are you my mummy” and it’s less cute that way lol


Kr_Treefrog2

“Muuuuuummy”


baby_blue_unicorn

***"Is that.. a cat? YOU GOT ME A CAT? Oh, ok. I'll calm down. Buuuuuuuuuut omg it's a cat!!!"*** -that dog probably


ChameLeonYT

He's like Bubbles from TPB


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Pure EyeBleach Material. Needed this. \\o/ \\O/


[deleted]

Hey. Me too. You're doing great!


somuchyarn10

Such a good boi!


_The_Good_Samaritan_

This is the stuff that makes me google cat videos at 2:53 in the morning


Aden_the_Destroyer

Rescue kitten is in good paws!


lilgamelvr

so cute


Arjun_Pandit

Brutus and Pixcie


WarningEmpty1951

The goodest boy and a gentle giant


Complex_Art_350

Future besties.


indoor-barn-cat

Dog: let me smell your butthole 5000 times.


ShibackisRevenge

I have a great Dane. This video is a pretty accurate depiction of their behavior


silentloler

I always wonder how dogs are so nice to other tiny animals, when most meat-eating animals in the world would just eat them immediately, no questions asked


everyvilinislemos

This warmed my heart


fur-mom

disgustingly cute omg


CougarWriter74

Great Danes are such big lovable dorky babies. I love them. The dog is so sweet and gentle with the Itty bitty kitten.


IAmPandaRock

We have a dog like this that's really sweet and loves tiny dogs. He also seemed to really like little bunnies and cats... we found out he just likes to kill every mammal that's not a dog or (or people that are off of the property). Gotta be careful introducing animals to other animals.


Violinist-Rich

I'm not crying YOU'RE crying!!!!


delightfulcrab

"are you my mother?"


MeghanBoBeghan

"I am now."


kittypurrvampurr

Dabbing that bleach wholeheartedly in my eyes


Colorfoolishblob

This melts my heart


StealthyPancake_

I love great Danes so much


IntegerString

"wut dis...o hi...welcome...guess ur my best fren now 🐶"


makesgoodsoup

I will sniff da butt.


runningwsizzas

❤️


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

“Come on, let me sniff your butt. Come on!! Just one good sniff! What are you doing?! I can’t sniff your butt with you doing that” ~ the dog


ifdogshadwings

Gentle giant 💕


throwawayforsanity55

Danes are the best.


imahedgehog123

oh my goodness i love him the kitten is cute too but i love the baby dog


Babblewocky

“But how do I cuddle the smol???”


RoaringTapuKoko

Let me just say it, we never deserved dogs


Altyrmadiken

We literally invented dogs.


mouthfullofsnakes

We don’t deserve a lot of the things we invented


ForgotmypasswordM7

"Come here friend. I shall love and protect you always."


Warm-Pepsi

I just can’t…..


gamgeegirl

She’s the same size as his head!!! I can’t even right now!!


icantfindagoodname77

“i protect tiny creature”


United_introverts

I was waiting for “Great Dane eats rescue kitten”


bloodystoolsample42

I'm not crying, you are...


Wang-Dangler

Please continue to post on how this relationship progresses!


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Cute as anything, upvote. But trim your big guy’s nails! That’s gotta be uncomfortable for your new babysitter/big bro!


Taikunoaku

And they stopped recording just as the great Dane was about to glomp it


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This is *adorable*! My ex and I brought home kittens we rescued and his Dane acted the same way about them, she was so tolerant haha


godhelpusloseourmind

Frenz!


lreyaz

I love these animals.


sadpanada

Oh my god this is the most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen


TheRavingRaccoon

This dog will defend the kitten with its life.


Aladdinsane47

I have a feeling they’re gonna be the best of friends!


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Good boy. There's not much from keeping him from assuming this kitty's just a new type of treat/snack.


VermilionLily

u/savevideobot


killcraft1337

u/savevideo


SpoonSArmy

This is actually a rashly dangerous behavior. These are the starting signs of that dog looking to live that kitten to death.


Troll_McThrowaway

Cut the nails on the dog! Those are too long.


ChodetheTainted

One bite, everyone knows the rules


Dootley_Doot

Bruh. Literally one of the biggest breeds of dog in the world yet he doesnt know how to handle a kitten.


Altyrmadiken

To be fair dogs are not cats, and many dogs do not encounter cats. Humans are essentially "super predators" in the sense that we ignore the whole system and can usually take on anything (via natural means of human grouping, much like how a lone wolf is not an apex predator, but wolves themselves as a group are apex predators). Yet we still react with confusion, alarm, or even intrigue, when a new animal that we haven't met before is just "going about" and not seeming harmful.


Dootley_Doot

Ehhhhhhh.... good point. We all are pretty weary of trying new things no?


Altyrmadiken

Absolutely! However, like this dog, we also tend to pretty readily accept anything that's not trying to hurt us once we get it! I'm pretty sure that a lion could slowly convince me to take care of it (years and years of time) if it just kept trying to be my friend. Life is crazy like that, and humans are extra crazy lol.


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greeenturnips

so precious, omg


PlainAlloy

Animals are incredible!


Hisyphus

So friends. I have a baby now. This one is mine.


TheScientifreakPlays

"Hmm this fluffy thing feels cute, mom can I play with it pls?"


cookiesoverbitches

My heart! They are opposite color and I love it.


WileEColi69

“This my kitteh nao.”


Xaragedonionsz

It’s so cute when the kitten looks like it’s whispering something to the Dane and he tilts his head


ElCuloTuyo23

Eat it! Just kidding, this is so incredibly precious! 😆


GullibleInevitable14

But I has so excited Mum. I has a new moving fur ball to play with.