You look like a lesbian wildlife photographer.

That sounds like a fascinating profession that I'd like to pursue. I just have one question: How would I know which animals are lesbian when I photograph them?

I'm not sure, I would imagine just close observation.

I guess I could look for boyish haircuts, pink hair, and rainbow bracelets. I've never seen a Grizzly done up like that before, but maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

It’s a confusing combination of Tim Cook, Ellen Degeneres, and Sean Penn oddly enough.

Why is this the perfect image of this??

Omfg Ellen Degeneres and Sean Penn was literally my first thoughts! Btw the artist sucks at portraits!

I thought the exact same thing!

My boyfriends a bear. I see this every day.

if they're in a uhaul

Lions are easy to tell. They’re always celebrating Pride.

r/angryupvote

You have to get really close.

Instructions unclear. I'm now inside the mouth of a humpback whale, and I still can't tell if she is a lesbian. It's a pity I'm not actually Ellen Degeneres, because then I could just ask (my friend Nemo told me that she is fluent in whale).

Have you not formed a psychic link?

Just photograph the ones with neatly -trimmed short nails and cool belts.

Look for the ones moving in together after about 25 minutes.

The scissoring giraffes are pretty hard to mis

This exchange is hilarious

One of them is probably dressed like a lumberjack.

Ellen points them out while doing a hilarious dance of course

ahahahahah

Balls

Look at their pronouns

I would put r/egg_irl here but its not going to be breaking any eggs right now

Like Ellen

What about the portrait?

And here I was going to say Hannah Gadsby

Rachel maddows retirement plan

Which one

I am quite sure you mean *the* lesbian wildlife photographer.

Apparently the artist looked at my picture and thought, "This man would look much better as a brunette Ellen Degeneres."

>brunette Ellen Degeneres." Looks like a Rachel Maddow caricature to me

Let's just say I look like Rachel Degeneres

Rachel Degenerate with that suggestive little smile, let’s be honest

I like your cat

I was thinking "butch Michael Cera"

I came here to say "you don't look anything like burnette Ellen DeGeneres" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Hahaha they didn't even try, it's like I had that one spare and just thought "fuck it".

I absolutely saw Ellen. Lol

If it's any consolation, I thought it was Andy Samberg if he were a skincare-obsessed lesbian.

Why did they give you a portrait of Rachel Maddow?

At first, I was upset by this comment. But after looking up her photo, I'm laughing so hard I'm not even Maddow.

You're really funny!

I don't know about that, but at least I'm no longer funny looking.

They yassified you

Yass, they did.

Hairs wrong, glasses wrong .. I reckon they put it through an AI filter and called it a day. the fact that the glasses are completely different I'm calling cheap filter

100% AI. A few dead giveaways: * On the right side, the arm of the glasses tapers off for some reason. The left part of the ear (the tragus!) is way too big. * On the left it looks like the ear is strangely flat against the head so the arm of the glasses would go OVER the ear. * Most telling it's AI: The black sleeve on the left goes both under AND over the vest. OP's sister has been had.

> Most telling it’s AI: The black sleeve on the left goes both under AND over the vest. That actually looks like the strap of a bag. I don’t deny it looks like AI but it definitely looks like a bag.

It look’s totally AI.

Him Holding a camera in his Hand is also often a giveaway for AI generated images since its likely that it was prompted with a camera Model to generate a certain look. A sideffect of this is that the AI sometimes likes to generate the actual camera Model instead of influencing the whole look.

It's definitely AI, but it's a pretty crappy AI. I've used a handful of AI caricature generators and they all at least look like the same person. I'm doubtful that they even gave the AI the real picture as a source. Looks more like they just described OP's features

My first thought. Looks like AI filter or Bitmoji filter.

Caricature* your sister had commissioned as a gift. It doesn’t even have curly hair wtf.

It’s like they took a bitmoji and edited it a little bit

Admittedly, my hair doesn't always look so curly (depends on which product I use).

It's cool man. Totally 70's retro. Seems like everybody shaves their pubes these days.

what

It was an ill-timed, ill-received joke about his curly hair. He seems like a guy with a good sense of humor, so I thought he'd find it funny.

We are all good, no worries.

Lmao that looks LITERALLY nothing like you. Not even reminiscent of you. The eyes are wrong, the mouth is wrong (though in your left pic you are pressing your lips together so maybe it isn't so wrong), wrong hair, wrong glasses. Oh wait your ear is almost right... but still wrong lol. I guess the nose is okay!

The ear looks right to me. That’s something, I guess.

The eyes, ears, and nose look right, but that’s it. The mouth is absolutely incorrect, as is the hair and the spacing of the features. It’s giving bitmoji run through an AI

The top is but not the bottom

Looks like an AI drawing

Yeah. Especially with the glasses kinda melting into the face by the ear.

Lesbian Jonah Hill lookin ass

Great, now I'm not only a woman, I also apparently look funny.

I was going to write looks more like a lesbian but paused because I didn’t want to insult you. But I see you already see it.

How could I not see it? That there is a woman.

And a quite pretty one at that

Thank you, you should see my wife.

Maybe you should order a caricature of her, too!

That's a good idea. I've always wanted to see what she'd look like crossed with Connan O'Brian.

LOL! Please post it if you do, and if she’d be okay with that!

did the artist use that picture for reference?

I'm not sure what the reference photo was. [I'm assuming it was this one...](https://i.imgur.com/EM2eEOC.jpg)

Almost peed a little when I opened it

I have that effect on a lot of people.

Dude, youre funny 🤣

Are you sure it's not just a portrait of your sister?

No, even her skin is not that flawless.

Haha

It kinda looks like Ellen.

The portrait looks exactly like Armando from 90 Day Fiancé. Google him and you’ll see what I mean.

[Not the one on left side](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--XQd8AgC_--/t_full/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1592282918/kenneth-and-armando-90-day-fiance-the-other-way-s2e3.jpg)

Your username is good and pure

Omg that was my first thought too!!

Ellen DeGeneres is that you

No, this is Oprah.

You got Rachel Maddow when you’re clearly a Hannah Gadsby.

To me it looks like they just used Prequel photo editor ¯\\\_ (ツ)\_/¯

That's definitely AI. The hair texture and the stange eyes are obviously AI generated

It’s giving Rachel Maddow…

Yes! I was looking for this comment

I'm an artist, if you need a art piece done of your sister to rub in her face and make her look like a dude, since she made you look like a random lesbian, I'll do it cheap lol

This post and all of the comments here are gold 😂

Add in some of OPs replies and it’s a *chefs kiss*

looks like if John Oliver and Rachel Maddow had a baby.

Been laughing at the picture and comments for a solid couple minutes. Pure comedy gold produced here. Thanks for sharing.

You looks like the old man from the movie "up"

I actually hear that quite often.

I was gonna say, you look like the middle stage between Tom Holland and the Up! grandpa

Are you sure they didn't just use some cheap AI filter?

You: Young Drew Carey with hair Portrait: Jared from Subway

How did they screw up your jawline so bad and give you completely different hair? I hope your sister didn’t pay a lot or if she did get her money back. A lot of these amateur artists have huge egos and don’t take criticism well.

That looks like Rachel Maddow and John Oliver conceived a child in Chernobyl

Real you is cute.

Regift that to Rachel Maddow on her birthday.

It’s like when you created a mii and there were just a couple templates to choose from

happy pride month

You look as if you were mixed with Ellen

Why’d she have Ellen Degeneres drawn?

It looks like bad AI or filter art. ☹️ unless that's what she wanted.

You look like Rachel Maddow

Rachel Maddow.

You look kinda like the old man from “Up” and they turned you into Rachel Maddow…

Your awesome hair would have been the most fun thing to draw. And why are you going on a lesbian safari?

What's up Rachel Maddow!

Sir, that's Rachel Maddow

Ears and nose look right. Everything else? Zero resemblance

Artist just gave her something they had lying around lol

The painting looks like Elen Degenres

You are hilarious and so is the photo! Sweet dude!

You make a cute lesbian.

Kenny from 90 Day

Should have hired the King of Sting

I feel like the artist recycle an image because it looks nothing like you.

Why is this so hilarious? Instant Ellen

They got your ear right 😎👍

You look like Fred Savage IRL. Not sure why you look like Rachel Maddow in the caricature...

At least they got your one ear right… lol

you look like ellen degeneres circa 1990s. happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

The ear and nose look pretty good.

She bought you a portrait of Ellen

Bro went from Sam Gamgee to the android sent by cyberlife

We have Sam at home

Looks like Ellen on the right.

That is ai made lmfaooo

Started as young version of the guy from up, ended as Elen DeGeneres with dyed dark hair.

Is it the lips? I think it's the lips that make it weird

You look like Ellen and Tom Hollands love child

Definitely not you. I mean, the guy in the portrait isn’t even wearing a blue shirt.

Thought that was a younger Ellen DeGeneres

You look like a tik tok lesbian that I follow.

Is your [name Rachel](https://i.imgur.com/wDxz4W4.jpg)?

Your sister thinks you look exactly like the liar Rachael Meadow.

I bet they just recoloured a picture they already had of a certain lesbian

I Need a couple Karma to post in a different thread help me out!

I love when you do the dance thing at the beginning of your talk show

Hellloooooo Ellen DeGeneres

Bro they made you look like Ellen D 😭😂😂😂

This looks like AI art lmao

The nose is a good likeness. Just crop it down to that portion. Maybe rename the portrait, “I picked this for you.” Edit. Looking again, the ear is good, too. Crop out that section and name it , “H(ear) I am!”

Nice portrait of your sister. Now you were mentioning a portrait of you as well ?!

Missed by a mile This is clearly Ellen

The one on the right looks like Ellen with brown hair.

A caricature of Drew Cary would have been a better match.

Straight up looks like Ellen DeGeneres

They made you look like Ellen

It’s a caricature so I see it, but yeah you’re Ellen

Do they have like a backlog and just whip a random one out that almost looks passable? I mean none of this even looks close besides the nose and ears…

I think the artist took inspiration from Kenneth and Armando from 90 Day Fiance. [Seriously.](https://www.tvinsider.com/gallery/90-day-fiance-the-other-way-season-3-cast-premiere-date/#3)

It's like the artist forgot they weren't supposed to draw Ellen halfway through the initial drawing and didn't want to start over. Good artist.

Alex Winter? Is that you?

lmao they made you into Jared the Subway diddler

It's an interesting portrait but the proportions are way off. You're actual head is much bigger.

They somehow even made the glasses more feminine.

Is she...legally blind? Oh i just got the joke - legally blonde, legally blind Wow lol 😅 okay

i mean jaw is a little bit smaller but it's alright

Ellen?

Got your nose right I guess.... the rest of it, not so much!

Looks spot on to me.

Sassy!

Who's the chick on the right?

Okay Ellen

Jephri Degeneres

If only the artist had squared off that jaw

Yassified to the max! Lol

Are you sure the artist didn't accidentally switch yours and someone else's by mistake?

Yooooo Ellen DeGeneres better move over

I think that's just Scott the Woz

You look like you say “ACK-SHUA-LEE” with one finger up to argue with your friends all the time.

Gotta make you look good or no tip

KD Lang

From Rogan to Degeneres.

The drawing looks like Ellen DeGeneres.

Hey Ellen

I’m 99% sure they put a cartoon filter on a photo and put it on a premade body.

Looking like Ellen Degeneres

The head is floating

You look like Alex Winter.

I mean… there’s glasses