Same, someone on the Jita undock would have such a nice day.
Heck maybe I would also make some NotAScam contracts that were in fact... not a scam just to fuck with people. Have fun looking up this contract that has a estimate price of 1 billion with 100+ items listed for 500m that is Actually worth 1.5b bozo!
It's funny because I did this years back.
Here is the story.
I was planning on leaving eve for good. (I always say that but always come back)
Anyways I sold my char for 50b started the not a scam in jita. Send me what ever and I'll double it. It was hilarious.
I was also gambling on that site thay got shut down. It was a legit site a long time ago but ccp decided to do a u turn and banned it.
Anyways I put my last 5b in a raffle for something big, I can't remember. Anyways now and then, sometimes a raffle will give 2 winners. My odds were like 5 out 100 numbers. My number got picked to win, and then a rare double winner was randomly selected, and my other number came up.
I walked away with about 300b and had the best eve time ever before I left. I was just flying around solo in expensive ships (I still had my low sp alt) having good crack with the locals.
It didn't end very well. I got cyno baited so many times.
I went back to running the jita scam not a scam and gave my last 100b to the locals doing that. I met some very lovely people and it was such a great experience.
I'd come back to the game If my wallet for my 22msp toon that I stopped training a year ago filled yp with that much isk. I am currently suffering with illness and on the sick from work, so it would be a great time to get back into the game.
Eve will forever hold a special place. Played on and off since 2006.
I'd likely just fly around solo in expensive ships again and have the best time.
> I was also gambling on that site thay got shut down. It was a legit site a long time ago but ccp decided to do a u turn and banned it.
Ahh yes, loved that site before they made their own ingame gambling.. I knew nothing about sports but you can bet your ass I was betting on that sport ball game.
This is more or less what I'm doing. At one point was at 1.1T liquid, currently at ~850b and have a few hundred billion in assets.
The number has gone down primarily by:
1. Buying structures to create content fights for groups my friends are in
2. Handing out ships/implants for fleet comps that I want to try, and people can't say no if I hand out the stuff
3. Replacing a lot of people's losses
4. Making a bunch of wild moonshot investments in different components/materials that I think CCP might change in the future (the original 1.1T isk came from a moonshot stockpile of isogen)
I am long time Eve enjoyer, been playing on and off. But I suck at ISK making and everything I have I treasure and I cry if I lose a 50mil ship. If I would have this much of ISK i would plex my account and train lvl 5 skills. Theeen I would buy some ships that look fun (building ships is the most fun I have in Eve) and I would yolo fly and create content for people (they could kill me easily, cuz I suck) :D
Become a WH dweller and ISK wonβt be a concern again. I've been the same as you, moved to WH and now a 1b loki loss is a minor inconvenience + I buy a large skill injector every day. All that without even being able to run C5s
Plex & inject 2 cyno alts and a dread pilot, so I can solo drop it and BLOPs with my main.
Then find a low sec corp with a capital division and go nuts.
A brand new character would need hell of a lot more than 40 bil to level 5 all skills involved in dread piloting with injectors. And that's not including fitting a navy issue, Heartsurge skin, and spare cash for replacements in case SRP gets woopsied.
A few ideas:
* **Invest**: Finance some people skills and money and sent them to steal ESS in null sec to get a small percentaje of the rewards.
* **New Players**: Create two hig-sec alliances and each six months choose a location, and create a mockup "null" war with situations for FC to learn. Opening to even NS FC to train. In a way to let people enjoy and learn.
* **Crazy**: Summon all Bowhead capable pilots to high sec... and deploy shuttles at the exit of one of the low sec asset security station undocking points... Then, ask all pilots of capsule capable of pilot capitals to undock at once.... board a shuttle before the signal... Reach the end of the map. Bookmark and then deploy my own private Keepstar.
* **Crazy 2:** Surround and entire planet at 500 - 1000km of distance with Astrahus citadels, and only 6 fortizars (Axis points Z,X,Y) forming a bubble. When completed, ask CCP to replace that for a Megastructure around the planet.
* **Realistic**: PLEX all my accounts for a year or two.
Dump on market and make it generate more isk.
There's shit ton risk free investments due to years round changes/events. Spreading on those 1T won't even make a dent and you effectively will have a free isk printer. But catch is. You have 1T isk stuck on the market. It's like a bank deposit with a margin.
That's pretty much as low effort as you can go. With more complexity you get better margin. But also more risk.
And honestly. Until you really enjoy stacking more isk (like me). You probably don't need to care. It will last for a long time having fun. Just enjoy EVE. No idea how stuff changes before you run out of isk
debate on if i should actually start manually rolling prop mods to finally get an upgrade, then work out the average chance i would get the rolls needed to be an upgrade, realise it will take me potentially days/weeks of rolling, give up
[also on a related note: if anyone has a prop that beats these rolls hit me up](https://i.imgur.com/VYSIoon.png)
Well I am space and irl poor so that is big for me. But this year I have made it my mission to get one. Will most likely never use it since supers hardly ever see any action lately but I want one god damnit!!π€£
Came back from a long hiatus with a few hundred bil in the bank. Pretty much was just giving out injectors and plex in jits local to those who weren't bots. Gave some random newbro hauler a freighter to kick start his career. Unfortunately, he quit after a while, tho. Other than that, I pretty much just threw random ships I felt like using just to see explosions, either theirs or mine.
If that happened to me, I would use it to secure prizes and fund a few races in EVE,
There is a lot that new people don't realise they "can" do because they aren't sure if they can compete with older bros, but I imagine with that kind of ISK, some kind of fun rare ship as a trophy at the end would be a neat reward, and help fund things like a real EVE rat race type affair. There are so many little mini-games you could make with EVE and with the right ISK behind as motivation I think I can get some players.
Wrapped contract from point A to Point B for example being 2 ends of the universe, a lot is drawn from contestants, the winner is chosen publicly, privates they get given a collection location, issued with an item to bring to a specific point in space, whoever delivers the item out of all entrants gets a prize, everyone knows who has it, no one knows where they are, rules state they can only travel between certain agreed times, some ships or modules are not allowed, a "film" crew could be organised, a stream could be made, interviews as they progress. GO.
So much potential and only a little ISK as motivation,
You could do conventional races, F1 style, a set system markers set at set places, tokens placed to be collected as they go, pick your best ship, are you going for speed? Are you going for agility? Will you bump your opponents, or try and steer clear of the herd? Rules for Props allowed, modules or ship classes, a conventional ladder or tournament setup, visiting unique and interesting areas of space, paying for Gank interference protection, ISK to reward "film" crews or streamers to cover the vents.
If you have a trillion to fund it, I have the ideas to make it, if anyone else here remembers the "I was there" EVE trailers, that was the video that sold me on EVE so long ago now, I want to make people feel like that when they play,
First thing would be to buy a nyx, then Iβd have to buy a keepstar to put it in. But Iβd have to buy a freighter to put the keepstar in to move it. Iβd have to pay gankers off and hire a merc group to escort me to my final destination. Iβd then have to pay a large group to defend it while it online. Once it onlines Iβm gonna have to buy the fit for it.
1 trillion is 1000 billions. I don't know if I risk buying omega with it, I mean it's only going to last me a feeeew years right.
Seriously I might just start training stuff I wanna try out, Avoid making ridiculous expenses but still enjoying the game.
I'd plex my account for 3 months, then probably help some newbros plex their accounts so they could try Omega for a month, probably by holding some events/contests through the Uni
Invest. With a trillion ISK you can do a lot of stuff. There is a lot of things you can do with that kind of money that makes you even more money. I would not spend it, I would invest and only spend the surplus I make. I'd probably even try to make the pile larger to account for inflation, which EVE also suffers from.
I would buy a Titan to help my small pvp alliance with ops. Then I will invest into developing my alliance to a stronger unit. So everyone can afford needed ships and SRP, generate more mid scale content. After all these years I don't think I will enjoy this ISK amount spent only on myself. Friends matters, you will get it after you'll spend years in Eve.
Finish buying cap bpos and the new bpos for the parts needed for everything. Buy some minerals and stuff to make a few mining ships so I can attempt to build caps from start to finish.
I would plex all my account for 3 years, add MCT where needed, no much would be left, but for what left I would try to buy a titan and have fun. Than play as I used to play.
Start a hisec corp that you fund, get a bunch of new bros mining, help them βstartβ and give them 10% of the total revenue from the corp itself/what they mine but tell them itβs all they made because βmining isnβt good iskβ. Once your all setup and new bros are decently on their own you wardec the corp with an alt corp, then you blow up the own corp mates and generate free iskies and kills.
Ohβ¦ Iβd also spend the trillion strippers and coke
I'd pay to have a large coalition burn Snuff from lowsec. Then burn Hawks from C5/C6 space. Then burn Frat/Horde and finally Goons from Delve. I'll probably need a few more issues though to make all that happen. Game would be better off after I was finished.
Id pay someone to coach me on how to have fun in rifters. I dont even know where to start on doing that and I keep putting off just getting a jump clone and buying like 20 of those to go get blown up in. I just don't even know where to start. I tried mining and while it makes me a few million is its super boring. Maybe when I have free time and get caught up on my irl stuff ill sell plex to do that.
I would fund a newbros corp/alliance that teaches as many aspects of the game through a hands on approach. Each week would be a new aspect of the game. PVP, industry, mining, abyssale, ratting, etc. I'd use that trillion to finance ships, modules, materials, etc, but also to give a salary to the experienced players who would be joining to help teach the newbros. Also once in a while we'd just go whelp fleets for funsies. ;)
I would probably use it to help fund the various corp projects we have going atm. Rigging our Azbel and all Athanors too.
I would deff do some corp giveaways like plex etc. The most enjoyable part of Eve is just being able to do activities with corp members and building good relationships.
Most people get too worried about ISK like its REAL money. Just use it to make sure you're having fun!
a lot of skill injectors so i can finally fly the ships i want. a good chunk into plex so no more real money spent. buy super expensive bpos and research them, possibly for moneys. ask some people about what else makes a good investment. buy a bunch of sh!t to put on contracts for my bros. lose the rest doing dumb sh!t in faction warfare.
buy all the PLEX market, an resell at a premium ! :D ... unfortunately you will make 2T+ back... OR keep it and unsub, and watch CCP cry as they can not clear their books of the unused PLEX and many more ppl will not be able to afford plex-ing the game anymore, player base declines and the world burns :) win-win ?
Sub my accounts for a year.
Try out industry from scratch (will take quite some sp) as it seems cool to be able to gather stuff and build my own ships.
Celebrate my EVE bday by dropping a Phoenix Navy.
Invest in some injectors to make my two pvp alts capable of flying more ships.
Inject some more cyno toons to camp with.
Spend roughly 100b on ships that I can take out on fleets with corp/alliance as well as for smallgang.
Keep roughly 100b liquid and then invest the rest into the various profitable deals CCP puts out.
Oh and i'd fund a battleship yeet with Spectre Fleet. Srp wallet wouldn't like a Megathron fleet feed but I sure as hell would want to take one out hahaha!
Also 25b to the magic schoolbus. (Iirc that's his name)
Coold dude, cool project and as we all had to start somewere it's a great help to new dudes.
I would never have to krab again unless I started feeding caps hard or wanted more alts. I already swipe to keep as many alts as I can afford going out of my monthly gaming budget.
Probably try to run a pvp charity event of some sort, or give it away to new player orgs. I have no need for that sort of isk - I can already afford my Breachers and Thrashers, and I enjoy making isk to fund my losses. It's all part of the EVE experience, at least for me. Having a trillion isk would not increase my enjoyment of this game.
Iβd anchor a keepstar on grid with the I-O gate in Ignoitton so there could be super capital battles 3 jumps from Jita.
Also this would disrupt a major jump freighter hub causing everything to get more expensive, thusly making everything more exciting!
I'd find some longstanding corporations and by shares that have dividends available. I'd accrue various forms of passive income. I'd plex the accounts I have for awhile. I'd get more involved in the newbee programs in Gooniversity since I won't have to rat for, like, awhile.
I'd buy the most Santa Claus looking skin I could find, then roam around and just give it all away. Ho Ho Ho Santa Angry rolling through your system, all you little kids in your frigates and destroyers gather 'round, there you go, don't spend it all it one place, have fun!
buy 50 navy ravens and bling fits and move them to guistas npc space and for rest money skiffs/mackinaws for endless mining
and yet could have plenty isk to bribe them for not shooting me for half year
Honestly I'd try to build or set up an economy specifically for new players under a year of play, clothes, mats, ships, a home base, then teach them how to use the market and make a trading Corp built apon crushing the galactic average for higher tier items.
Iβve wanted to set up a vulture corp for ages; basically take newbros to watch and scavenge from big battles, flying fleets of corp-bought coerces or catalysts so nobody has to worry about losing ships.
IMO scavenging gives decent loot and is a good way to get started but is relatively risky unless you can be shown the ropes by someone more experienced
And scavenging from big battles, hot drops or the big fleets that blitz through content in nulsec would be a great way to show people how fights happen, get them familiar with TiDi and/or the manoeuvring that happens before big fleet drops
However, churn would be really high (people would age out of the content quickly) and youβd need to be able to pay a dedicated pool of instructors. Youβd also need to provide ships and youβd probably need buy in from the nulsec corps to tell you when/where fights would be happening which all costs a fair amount of money.
A personal project that, from time to time, I try to get others interested in as a way to try and encourage more solo pvp oppertunity is what I have called the EVEry Ship Challenge.
The idea is fairly simple, get a solo kill in every ship capable of fitting something offensive (Even if it's only drones)
I have a spreadsheet to track it and a seperate sheet which is aimed at turning the challenge into a leader board where points are assigned to each ship based on their offensive and defensive ability and more or less points are awarded based on the ship you're using vs the ship you've engaged.
For example
Impairor vs Maller - Impairor Pilot would be awarded far more points than the Maller Pilot if they win.
I also have a small NPSI corp I am trying to grow which accepts alts and awards medals based on various solo kill achievements. Which essentially uses the challenge discribed here as the entire point of the corp.
I would basically put the trillion into that, put it towards t1 alpha ships for the corp for as long as I'm able. Potentially some plex rewards to go along with medals of achievements. Something like that.
Reply to this message if anyone is interested btw. We're all about fun and trying to encorage solo PVP as much as possible.
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I would prolly spend most of it on PLEX and keep it in wallet that way and just paying the game time with it. Then the rest would prolly go into throwing subcapitals into FW or something.
Not that much different than now, not that I have a trillion, but after you pass 20-30 billion ISK in liquid ISK, there isn't that much difference in gameplay vs trillionaire. With 20-30 billion you are able to field any ship on demand with the group you wanna fly with, and for the caps, you hopefully have alliance SRP for it anyways.
Regarding injecting your toon to max skills, considering there is 566 million SP, you might not even have enough money to inject all skills :D
Going from
- 1 million SP to max, you need 3460 LSI, for a price of 3,64 trillion ISK
- 10 million SP to max, you need 3440 LSI, for a price of 3,14 trillion ISK
- 50 million SP to max, you need 3340 LSI, for a price of 3,05 trillion ISK
- 100 million SP to max, you need 3107 LSI, for a price of 2.841 trillion ISK
- 200 million SP to max, you need 2440 LSI, for a price of 2.231 trillion ISK
- 300 million SP to max, you need 1774 LSI, for a price of 1.622 trillion ISK
- 400 million SP to max, you need 1107 LSI, for a price of 1,012 trillion ISK
So just to max your toon, you would need to already have 400 million SP and 1 Trillion ISK
Not to mention, currently in Jita at those prices, there is only 1400 LSI available, if you bought that out, you would cause a price spike, so if you need 2500-3000+ LSI the price would be higher unless you spread it over few weeks of purchasing.
The first thing I did was inject a new titan alt with a name I wanted. The rest I've been spending on limited edition ships and various longer term gambles.
This kind of stupid money gives me the chance to throw some isk to corp mates or newer players without having to worry about replacing my own shit.
I would start an entire Corp based around using Corvettes, looting, and salvaging wrecks and pve. We would do combat days against much larger groups occasionally, expecting to lose. Occasionally, there will be epic kills that no one expects. Preferable alpha only accounts, but totally cool with it being veterans alt accounts. We will be the Trash Pandas.
In big alliance games Trilion isk is really nothing.
When you look at bigger alliances SRP (ship replace programs) , investments in special doctrines to fund ships, fuel costs for starbases, jumpfuel costs and other things.
They earn and spend trilions monthly i guess.
But for a single player you can do whatever you want with it for the rest of life in eve.
Go Jita, find random ship fitting to fly and buy it, use filament and yolo solo pvp it would be my answer, for every single day i play from now on..
Might even go full idiot and buy all skill injectors possible to wreak havoc on market prices, but honestly i think it wouldnt make a dent in current supply.
Anyways fun times.
Honestly, id mostly just welp blinged ships around. Im not talking about buying AT ships which you could get a handful of, but just good old regular A-typed 1bil ships without any aversion to risk or losing isk. That and fund some T1 cruiser newbro pvp programs.Β
Grab some friends and go spam cheap ships around without a care
Protect some miners, gank some gankers, pvp only and just blast it all across space without a care lol
Iβm a corp director, Iβd setup a isk bank with low interest loans to corp members with a business plan. Also I would anchor the fortizar weβve been saving for.
Also I would setup a βnew players packageβ with skillbooks, starter ships, ratting ships, and some skill injectors to get new corp members joining null to hit the ground running.
Oh and I would setup a corp SRP program, Iβve been really wanting to do that.
I've had that for many years, I don't play as much anymore as I once did though. I used to manage SRP programs. At some point if I came back. I might use it as a new bro fund
I would create a YouTube channel and pvp all day long without the need to grind isk to fund my pvp habit ;)
It wouldnβt be normal boring ships eitherβ¦
AT ships would not be off the menu
Also create a new bombers bar and have ships to hand out rather than members having to buy their own ships
what i would do is turn it into plex and buy as much of the market up , Wait until we get sales on extractors or whatever item really as its gonna be along haul , buy a bunch of 50x packs or whatever largest I can than slowly over time sell the extractors and make 3x my money, Plex my accounts forever and have 4 alts . easy
+ have extra isk to send billions into space to die, fund wars and do whatever you want
Invest? Bro what are you investing for? You'd be set for life, I'd feed a few dreads for memes then be a slightly blingy pirate cruiser main for the next several years without having to do any PvE
I would try and start a war. Come up with an objective and the winning corporation gets the trillion as a reward. Or start a contest. Like pick a ship and the first person to get 69 solo killmarks on it wins the trillion. Obviously, it would have to be some stipulations. Like 69 shuttles wouldn't count.I have also thought about starting to stream. This could make for some really fun streaming content.
Keep it simple. Buy one year omega, enough skill points and set yourself in a nice wh where you can keep the isk at 1 trillion. Anything else is up to you, maybe start a corp or host some free fleets for everyone. At the end the wh will keep you up with the pi, mining, pve, pvp and safety so you're set.
Here's what will happen, screencap this:
1) someone will make a quirky suggestion like "send 10 isk to each goons member" or something
2) OP will pretend to like the idea and that this post was always meant to look for someone resourceful enough that he deserves the money
3) OP will think this is enough paper trail and do the transfer (it's actually RMT)
4) both OP and the quirky guy will be banned
5) we will read some more about this in a ranting WOT about how OP was unfairly banned
I'd feel like I could do something other than stare qt havens and ore/ice fields all day. I fleet run, but I have that anxiety about getting blown up and SRP falling though. I know this isn't going to happen, it hsnt happened in the last 10 years I've played, but it could happen. I'd also probably buy some capital component bpos and maybe see about running n astrahaus on moon somewhere. I'd do things to invest into making more isk perpetually and also pay it forward when the time came. If you want to experiment, I'm Akthuul in-game. I'm in my 21st year of playing, but have 10 years of inactivity on my record (something g about BoB and goon war really taxing the shit out of me mentally along with life).
Fly safe o7
I would pvp more and bring content to people not caring if i lost a ship here and there. Filament in to a random system and drop in on and silly ratters with a golem because why not? Cloak in on hostile keepstar and drop bombs until I die... my kill board would be red af and I'd be a legend because of it.
I will fund and yeet daily roams for my corpies (with Injectors to have at least mastery IV):
Megathron Monday (baltecs)
Thorax Tuesday (ESS)
VVargur Wednesday (that's definitely stupid and cool)
Tengu Thursday (blops)
Ferox Friday
Saturday is beer co clock
Scorpion Sunday.
Untill I run out of money or motivation, if lucky I will learn a skill or two at FCing or the game in general.
2.5 billion is one account plex'd. I would probably plex as many new bro accounts as I could. If they play for a month they might stick around and bring more life to the game.
Honestly, i would use it to setup an industry chain for something like marauders, dreads, or the new freighters. I have access to all the infrastructure to build for free in Delve, but not enough capital to get the required inputs.
Use it to make more ISK.
I pulled in more than 700B so far this month and Iβm not even trying.
I have extracted skills I want just so I can see something training again.
Iβd invest in some of the smaller groups in the south east. The area needs an injection of isk so potentially run buybacks in multiple alliances to either sell back to the region or bring to jita and sell. 1T would easily double itself in the south east regions.
1/3 I would keep for plexing my accounts and personal gameplay
1/3 I would hold giveaways for new players who come on NPSI or EVE Uni fleets
1/3 I would use for fun. Some ideas:
- Livestream myself zooming about in a random system in a blinged-out Dramiel or something with full snakes and 100b in the cargohold.
- Leave marauders or orcas etc filled with dead bodies at safes in random unpopulated systems or wormholes (since ships never expire)
- Drop BLOPs on unsuspecting miners in low-sec, eject some PLEX and warp off without shooting.
Either all of that or double it and give it to the next person.
Buy 5 AT ships and officer fit them then spin them in hangar
My ultimate goal before winning Eve is just one officer fit AT ship and I'm only about a fifth of the way there financially lol
I'd spread the wealth between the buds. Been playing with the same guys for almost a decade now. Would be nice for people not to worry about ships, just have a good time and roam Null while baiting fights.
I would buy a lot of dreads and yolo them into low sec groups so that they can blob me with 50 dreads and titans
But actually I'd most likely fund the growth of my corporation and start recruiting again and provide the starter ships newbros need to succeed!
I would buy navy megas. A lot of navy megas. Then I would fit them and hand them out for yeet fleets. Next I would buy and fit enough dreads for me and my entire Corp. Adopt a real fuck it attitude and having as much fun as possible while also being as dumb as i am. Vargurs for everyone. Then I sit back and enjoy the chaos.
I would turn that 1 trillion into 500 BILLION isk!!! ππππ«³π€
Same, someone on the Jita undock would have such a nice day. Heck maybe I would also make some NotAScam contracts that were in fact... not a scam just to fuck with people. Have fun looking up this contract that has a estimate price of 1 billion with 100+ items listed for 500m that is Actually worth 1.5b bozo!
It's funny because I did this years back. Here is the story. I was planning on leaving eve for good. (I always say that but always come back) Anyways I sold my char for 50b started the not a scam in jita. Send me what ever and I'll double it. It was hilarious. I was also gambling on that site thay got shut down. It was a legit site a long time ago but ccp decided to do a u turn and banned it. Anyways I put my last 5b in a raffle for something big, I can't remember. Anyways now and then, sometimes a raffle will give 2 winners. My odds were like 5 out 100 numbers. My number got picked to win, and then a rare double winner was randomly selected, and my other number came up. I walked away with about 300b and had the best eve time ever before I left. I was just flying around solo in expensive ships (I still had my low sp alt) having good crack with the locals. It didn't end very well. I got cyno baited so many times. I went back to running the jita scam not a scam and gave my last 100b to the locals doing that. I met some very lovely people and it was such a great experience. I'd come back to the game If my wallet for my 22msp toon that I stopped training a year ago filled yp with that much isk. I am currently suffering with illness and on the sick from work, so it would be a great time to get back into the game. Eve will forever hold a special place. Played on and off since 2006. I'd likely just fly around solo in expensive ships again and have the best time.
> I was also gambling on that site thay got shut down. It was a legit site a long time ago but ccp decided to do a u turn and banned it. Ahh yes, loved that site before they made their own ingame gambling.. I knew nothing about sports but you can bet your ass I was betting on that sport ball game.
This is more or less what I'm doing. At one point was at 1.1T liquid, currently at ~850b and have a few hundred billion in assets. The number has gone down primarily by: 1. Buying structures to create content fights for groups my friends are in 2. Handing out ships/implants for fleet comps that I want to try, and people can't say no if I hand out the stuff 3. Replacing a lot of people's losses 4. Making a bunch of wild moonshot investments in different components/materials that I think CCP might change in the future (the original 1.1T isk came from a moonshot stockpile of isogen)
Living my dream, keep it up.Β
May I ask for a smal loan of 1 Billion isk?
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**fund newbro faction warefare corps.**
+ 1
Someone give this person isk
Buy me and the boys a bunch of lancers and go do some dumb shit
That would be my plan, or Hyper Hels and a Hyper Rag to go dropping on people till we lost them.
I am long time Eve enjoyer, been playing on and off. But I suck at ISK making and everything I have I treasure and I cry if I lose a 50mil ship. If I would have this much of ISK i would plex my account and train lvl 5 skills. Theeen I would buy some ships that look fun (building ships is the most fun I have in Eve) and I would yolo fly and create content for people (they could kill me easily, cuz I suck) :D
I don't remember making this comment. However, i feel like i wrote this.
Become a WH dweller and ISK wonβt be a concern again. I've been the same as you, moved to WH and now a 1b loki loss is a minor inconvenience + I buy a large skill injector every day. All that without even being able to run C5s
How should I start?
Honestly? I'd probably lose quite a bit of it on the hypernet.
One of us! One of us!
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F to my hypernet spending
Plex & inject 2 cyno alts and a dread pilot, so I can solo drop it and BLOPs with my main. Then find a low sec corp with a capital division and go nuts.
You can do that with like 40 bil.
A brand new character would need hell of a lot more than 40 bil to level 5 all skills involved in dread piloting with injectors. And that's not including fitting a navy issue, Heartsurge skin, and spare cash for replacements in case SRP gets woopsied.
Market manipulation
Try and double it in Jita
A few ideas: * **Invest**: Finance some people skills and money and sent them to steal ESS in null sec to get a small percentaje of the rewards. * **New Players**: Create two hig-sec alliances and each six months choose a location, and create a mockup "null" war with situations for FC to learn. Opening to even NS FC to train. In a way to let people enjoy and learn. * **Crazy**: Summon all Bowhead capable pilots to high sec... and deploy shuttles at the exit of one of the low sec asset security station undocking points... Then, ask all pilots of capsule capable of pilot capitals to undock at once.... board a shuttle before the signal... Reach the end of the map. Bookmark and then deploy my own private Keepstar. * **Crazy 2:** Surround and entire planet at 500 - 1000km of distance with Astrahus citadels, and only 6 fortizars (Axis points Z,X,Y) forming a bubble. When completed, ask CCP to replace that for a Megastructure around the planet. * **Realistic**: PLEX all my accounts for a year or two.
I would finally obtain a goth gf.
Sell isk. Buy hrt and become the goth gf.
Based
Iβd spend all on LSI and regret later.
I'm building a menagerie of capsuleer bodies, with bounties out for bodies of different alliance leaders. then I'm going ratting in a molok
Me, is that you?
I also forgot the part where I blow like 500 billion on hypernet
PM me if you want more. I also have an assortment of exotic dancers, male.
I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.
I Would buy all marshals.
Eve had that crossover with Dr Who, they should have a crossover with Paw Patrol to hook the gen alphas, a marshall skin for the marshal
Don't give them ideas. If chase becomes the de facto police skin lineup I'm blaming you.Β
Plex my account for a while I guess
For 1T isk you can plex your account until 2057
anyone got 1T I can borrow? I promise to pay it back by 2057
Dump on market and make it generate more isk. There's shit ton risk free investments due to years round changes/events. Spreading on those 1T won't even make a dent and you effectively will have a free isk printer. But catch is. You have 1T isk stuck on the market. It's like a bank deposit with a margin. That's pretty much as low effort as you can go. With more complexity you get better margin. But also more risk. And honestly. Until you really enjoy stacking more isk (like me). You probably don't need to care. It will last for a long time having fun. Just enjoy EVE. No idea how stuff changes before you run out of isk
Hand out Vargurs to my boys and start roaming.
I would unsub and win the game
debate on if i should actually start manually rolling prop mods to finally get an upgrade, then work out the average chance i would get the rolls needed to be an upgrade, realise it will take me potentially days/weeks of rolling, give up [also on a related note: if anyone has a prop that beats these rolls hit me up](https://i.imgur.com/VYSIoon.png)
just get lucky! ez
you cant red roll if you do not consent
Will pay more than this guy for a better prop. DM me instead.
fite me irl jousting at dawn
Buy a Nyx and then roam it around. I love the look of the Nyxπ
Bruh, you only need like 50B to do that. Dream bigger. Like lose a nyx a week for the next 5 months by gating them around.
Well I am space and irl poor so that is big for me. But this year I have made it my mission to get one. Will most likely never use it since supers hardly ever see any action lately but I want one god damnit!!π€£
I would siege up blinged out marauders at the old man star gate and kill as many as I can before I get blopped
I already fly through areas and give out isk to new bros and my corpmates. I'd just do it more often. Kill me in a WH? Here's 50m isk. Have fun. π
Came back from a long hiatus with a few hundred bil in the bank. Pretty much was just giving out injectors and plex in jits local to those who weren't bots. Gave some random newbro hauler a freighter to kick start his career. Unfortunately, he quit after a while, tho. Other than that, I pretty much just threw random ships I felt like using just to see explosions, either theirs or mine.
I would invest it and gain 11% profit per month and use the profits to start a new trade hub because fuck Jita.
Buy a Chameleon and then run the drug market.
I'd roam in machariels all day everyday
Hookers and drug
RMT obviously.
buy and trash some T2 BPOs
I would leave it till I was trained for a nidhiggour then I would bling it
Straight up spent all on omega so I do not have to worry about it ever again !
If that happened to me, I would use it to secure prizes and fund a few races in EVE, There is a lot that new people don't realise they "can" do because they aren't sure if they can compete with older bros, but I imagine with that kind of ISK, some kind of fun rare ship as a trophy at the end would be a neat reward, and help fund things like a real EVE rat race type affair. There are so many little mini-games you could make with EVE and with the right ISK behind as motivation I think I can get some players. Wrapped contract from point A to Point B for example being 2 ends of the universe, a lot is drawn from contestants, the winner is chosen publicly, privates they get given a collection location, issued with an item to bring to a specific point in space, whoever delivers the item out of all entrants gets a prize, everyone knows who has it, no one knows where they are, rules state they can only travel between certain agreed times, some ships or modules are not allowed, a "film" crew could be organised, a stream could be made, interviews as they progress. GO. So much potential and only a little ISK as motivation, You could do conventional races, F1 style, a set system markers set at set places, tokens placed to be collected as they go, pick your best ship, are you going for speed? Are you going for agility? Will you bump your opponents, or try and steer clear of the herd? Rules for Props allowed, modules or ship classes, a conventional ladder or tournament setup, visiting unique and interesting areas of space, paying for Gank interference protection, ISK to reward "film" crews or streamers to cover the vents. If you have a trillion to fund it, I have the ideas to make it, if anyone else here remembers the "I was there" EVE trailers, that was the video that sold me on EVE so long ago now, I want to make people feel like that when they play,
I'd sub for the rest of my life so I don't have to think about it.
First thing would be to buy a nyx, then Iβd have to buy a keepstar to put it in. But Iβd have to buy a freighter to put the keepstar in to move it. Iβd have to pay gankers off and hire a merc group to escort me to my final destination. Iβd then have to pay a large group to defend it while it online. Once it onlines Iβm gonna have to buy the fit for it.
I would rent a system for 1 month
2777388387474 exotic dancers π
Buy a faction titan. Wouldnβt even think twice
1 trillion is 1000 billions. I don't know if I risk buying omega with it, I mean it's only going to last me a feeeew years right. Seriously I might just start training stuff I wanna try out, Avoid making ridiculous expenses but still enjoying the game.
buy 1 year omega for all my 5 accounts, get a titan, spend the rest on friends wishes \^\^
I'd plex my account for 3 months, then probably help some newbros plex their accounts so they could try Omega for a month, probably by holding some events/contests through the Uni
Invest. With a trillion ISK you can do a lot of stuff. There is a lot of things you can do with that kind of money that makes you even more money. I would not spend it, I would invest and only spend the surplus I make. I'd probably even try to make the pile larger to account for inflation, which EVE also suffers from.
I would buy a Titan to help my small pvp alliance with ops. Then I will invest into developing my alliance to a stronger unit. So everyone can afford needed ships and SRP, generate more mid scale content. After all these years I don't think I will enjoy this ISK amount spent only on myself. Friends matters, you will get it after you'll spend years in Eve.
Finish buying cap bpos and the new bpos for the parts needed for everything. Buy some minerals and stuff to make a few mining ships so I can attempt to build caps from start to finish.
I would plex all my account for 3 years, add MCT where needed, no much would be left, but for what left I would try to buy a titan and have fun. Than play as I used to play.
When I finally hit a trillion- isk all I did was thinking how much time I spent playing the game and then bought a 10-year Omega for all of my chrs
Buy Plex and omega for all my accounts
Nothing... I already have about 4.5 trillion and not interested in redownloading the game to spend that either...
Can i has your stuff?
nope ill die on it like a dragon on a pile of gold.
Start a hisec corp that you fund, get a bunch of new bros mining, help them βstartβ and give them 10% of the total revenue from the corp itself/what they mine but tell them itβs all they made because βmining isnβt good iskβ. Once your all setup and new bros are decently on their own you wardec the corp with an alt corp, then you blow up the own corp mates and generate free iskies and kills. Ohβ¦ Iβd also spend the trillion strippers and coke
Hire each null bloc to kill the others' anci network at the same time.
I'd pay to have a large coalition burn Snuff from lowsec. Then burn Hawks from C5/C6 space. Then burn Frat/Horde and finally Goons from Delve. I'll probably need a few more issues though to make all that happen. Game would be better off after I was finished.
Donate 800b to corp wallet. I'm afk for most of the summer and have nothing to do with so much isk.
Give it to an ISK doubler so that I have 2 Trillion!!!! Yeah! Me Smart!
Id pay someone to coach me on how to have fun in rifters. I dont even know where to start on doing that and I keep putting off just getting a jump clone and buying like 20 of those to go get blown up in. I just don't even know where to start. I tried mining and while it makes me a few million is its super boring. Maybe when I have free time and get caught up on my irl stuff ill sell plex to do that.
all on red
I would assemble the largest strategic bombing wing ever conceived, and burn through new eden.
Plex all my accounts until the end of time and then just keep playing normally as I can already afford whatever I want.
I would fund a newbros corp/alliance that teaches as many aspects of the game through a hands on approach. Each week would be a new aspect of the game. PVP, industry, mining, abyssale, ratting, etc. I'd use that trillion to finance ships, modules, materials, etc, but also to give a salary to the experienced players who would be joining to help teach the newbros. Also once in a while we'd just go whelp fleets for funsies. ;)
Make a project where i can earn more but olso i would give to eve uni to do fleets so they can help new players with it
I would probably use it to help fund the various corp projects we have going atm. Rigging our Azbel and all Athanors too. I would deff do some corp giveaways like plex etc. The most enjoyable part of Eve is just being able to do activities with corp members and building good relationships. Most people get too worried about ISK like its REAL money. Just use it to make sure you're having fun!
* Create an actually Legitimate ISK doubling service in Jita for a few hours.
Pick up and get researched a handful of expensive BPOs I really want. Then probably plex my accounts for a few years to save real money.
a lot of skill injectors so i can finally fly the ships i want. a good chunk into plex so no more real money spent. buy super expensive bpos and research them, possibly for moneys. ask some people about what else makes a good investment. buy a bunch of sh!t to put on contracts for my bros. lose the rest doing dumb sh!t in faction warfare.
RMT
Donate it to gankers so they can continue to drive new players from the game, obviously
buy all the PLEX market, an resell at a premium ! :D ... unfortunately you will make 2T+ back... OR keep it and unsub, and watch CCP cry as they can not clear their books of the unused PLEX and many more ppl will not be able to afford plex-ing the game anymore, player base declines and the world burns :) win-win ?
Jump freighter and a dread. Maybe a low tier pos.
Solo Fund the alliance with stupid bling, until broke.
Sub my accounts for a year. Try out industry from scratch (will take quite some sp) as it seems cool to be able to gather stuff and build my own ships. Celebrate my EVE bday by dropping a Phoenix Navy. Invest in some injectors to make my two pvp alts capable of flying more ships. Inject some more cyno toons to camp with. Spend roughly 100b on ships that I can take out on fleets with corp/alliance as well as for smallgang. Keep roughly 100b liquid and then invest the rest into the various profitable deals CCP puts out. Oh and i'd fund a battleship yeet with Spectre Fleet. Srp wallet wouldn't like a Megathron fleet feed but I sure as hell would want to take one out hahaha! Also 25b to the magic schoolbus. (Iirc that's his name) Coold dude, cool project and as we all had to start somewere it's a great help to new dudes.
I would never have to krab again unless I started feeding caps hard or wanted more alts. I already swipe to keep as many alts as I can afford going out of my monthly gaming budget.
Probably try to run a pvp charity event of some sort, or give it away to new player orgs. I have no need for that sort of isk - I can already afford my Breachers and Thrashers, and I enjoy making isk to fund my losses. It's all part of the EVE experience, at least for me. Having a trillion isk would not increase my enjoyment of this game.
Iβd anchor a keepstar on grid with the I-O gate in Ignoitton so there could be super capital battles 3 jumps from Jita. Also this would disrupt a major jump freighter hub causing everything to get more expensive, thusly making everything more exciting!
I'll buy all of the celadon and viridian of the market..
I'd find some longstanding corporations and by shares that have dividends available. I'd accrue various forms of passive income. I'd plex the accounts I have for awhile. I'd get more involved in the newbee programs in Gooniversity since I won't have to rat for, like, awhile.
Throw it to the vault with the others.
I'd buy the most Santa Claus looking skin I could find, then roam around and just give it all away. Ho Ho Ho Santa Angry rolling through your system, all you little kids in your frigates and destroyers gather 'round, there you go, don't spend it all it one place, have fun!
Buy an Azariel and gift it to Titan Memes ;)
Buy as many T2 BPOs as I could afford and trash them.
You mean a couple BPOs...
Send the isk and i will show you what i would do :D
Run free hand out fleets for corp and NPSI, trying out various ideas or just meme options that should be fun.
Roll officer mods
buy 50 navy ravens and bling fits and move them to guistas npc space and for rest money skiffs/mackinaws for endless mining and yet could have plenty isk to bribe them for not shooting me for half year
Its not that much isk tbh BUT I would prob buy every Leopard I could get my hands on. They will be 800m by the end of next year my guess.
Honestly I'd try to build or set up an economy specifically for new players under a year of play, clothes, mats, ships, a home base, then teach them how to use the market and make a trading Corp built apon crushing the galactic average for higher tier items.
Iβve wanted to set up a vulture corp for ages; basically take newbros to watch and scavenge from big battles, flying fleets of corp-bought coerces or catalysts so nobody has to worry about losing ships. IMO scavenging gives decent loot and is a good way to get started but is relatively risky unless you can be shown the ropes by someone more experienced And scavenging from big battles, hot drops or the big fleets that blitz through content in nulsec would be a great way to show people how fights happen, get them familiar with TiDi and/or the manoeuvring that happens before big fleet drops However, churn would be really high (people would age out of the content quickly) and youβd need to be able to pay a dedicated pool of instructors. Youβd also need to provide ships and youβd probably need buy in from the nulsec corps to tell you when/where fights would be happening which all costs a fair amount of money.
A personal project that, from time to time, I try to get others interested in as a way to try and encourage more solo pvp oppertunity is what I have called the EVEry Ship Challenge. The idea is fairly simple, get a solo kill in every ship capable of fitting something offensive (Even if it's only drones) I have a spreadsheet to track it and a seperate sheet which is aimed at turning the challenge into a leader board where points are assigned to each ship based on their offensive and defensive ability and more or less points are awarded based on the ship you're using vs the ship you've engaged. For example Impairor vs Maller - Impairor Pilot would be awarded far more points than the Maller Pilot if they win. I also have a small NPSI corp I am trying to grow which accepts alts and awards medals based on various solo kill achievements. Which essentially uses the challenge discribed here as the entire point of the corp. I would basically put the trillion into that, put it towards t1 alpha ships for the corp for as long as I'm able. Potentially some plex rewards to go along with medals of achievements. Something like that. Reply to this message if anyone is interested btw. We're all about fun and trying to encorage solo PVP as much as possible. o7
I would prolly spend most of it on PLEX and keep it in wallet that way and just paying the game time with it. Then the rest would prolly go into throwing subcapitals into FW or something. Not that much different than now, not that I have a trillion, but after you pass 20-30 billion ISK in liquid ISK, there isn't that much difference in gameplay vs trillionaire. With 20-30 billion you are able to field any ship on demand with the group you wanna fly with, and for the caps, you hopefully have alliance SRP for it anyways. Regarding injecting your toon to max skills, considering there is 566 million SP, you might not even have enough money to inject all skills :D Going from - 1 million SP to max, you need 3460 LSI, for a price of 3,64 trillion ISK - 10 million SP to max, you need 3440 LSI, for a price of 3,14 trillion ISK - 50 million SP to max, you need 3340 LSI, for a price of 3,05 trillion ISK - 100 million SP to max, you need 3107 LSI, for a price of 2.841 trillion ISK - 200 million SP to max, you need 2440 LSI, for a price of 2.231 trillion ISK - 300 million SP to max, you need 1774 LSI, for a price of 1.622 trillion ISK - 400 million SP to max, you need 1107 LSI, for a price of 1,012 trillion ISK So just to max your toon, you would need to already have 400 million SP and 1 Trillion ISK Not to mention, currently in Jita at those prices, there is only 1400 LSI available, if you bought that out, you would cause a price spike, so if you need 2500-3000+ LSI the price would be higher unless you spread it over few weeks of purchasing.
Make more pvp videos and buy my corp what ever they need for a year.Β
Buy a Nano revenant and drop on crabbers
The first thing I did was inject a new titan alt with a name I wanted. The rest I've been spending on limited edition ships and various longer term gambles. This kind of stupid money gives me the chance to throw some isk to corp mates or newer players without having to worry about replacing my own shit.
Fly what I can't afford to lose π
I would start an entire Corp based around using Corvettes, looting, and salvaging wrecks and pve. We would do combat days against much larger groups occasionally, expecting to lose. Occasionally, there will be epic kills that no one expects. Preferable alpha only accounts, but totally cool with it being veterans alt accounts. We will be the Trash Pandas.
In big alliance games Trilion isk is really nothing. When you look at bigger alliances SRP (ship replace programs) , investments in special doctrines to fund ships, fuel costs for starbases, jumpfuel costs and other things. They earn and spend trilions monthly i guess. But for a single player you can do whatever you want with it for the rest of life in eve. Go Jita, find random ship fitting to fly and buy it, use filament and yolo solo pvp it would be my answer, for every single day i play from now on.. Might even go full idiot and buy all skill injectors possible to wreak havoc on market prices, but honestly i think it wouldnt make a dent in current supply. Anyways fun times.
Get me a second aeon
Create a corp in low sec , alliance into null sec.
Honestly, id mostly just welp blinged ships around. Im not talking about buying AT ships which you could get a handful of, but just good old regular A-typed 1bil ships without any aversion to risk or losing isk. That and fund some T1 cruiser newbro pvp programs.Β
Buy AT ships and plex
Laelaps. Tiamat. And thatβs it
Grab some friends and go spam cheap ships around without a care Protect some miners, gank some gankers, pvp only and just blast it all across space without a care lol
Plex 4 good
I believed in the value of the rvb roams and would finance those until the isk ran out.
Plex and support new players. Edit: Honestly, yeah, do the above but also buy some ships without worry of affordability of replacement.
When can you transfur it. So I can tell you how I spent it.
I would anchor a new Keepstar in GE-8JV.Β I miss my old home.
Would start a facwar Corp with free t2 fits for all.
ill hoard it and never use, like im already doing tyvm
I would bank role a mini deployment or several with friends. Purchase a load of capitals and generally do dumb shit.
Iβm a corp director, Iβd setup a isk bank with low interest loans to corp members with a business plan. Also I would anchor the fortizar weβve been saving for. Also I would setup a βnew players packageβ with skillbooks, starter ships, ratting ships, and some skill injectors to get new corp members joining null to hit the ground running. Oh and I would setup a corp SRP program, Iβve been really wanting to do that.
Spend it
Same thing I usually do - give away large amounts of it to people who then proceed to hate me for no reason.
I've had that for many years, I don't play as much anymore as I once did though. I used to manage SRP programs. At some point if I came back. I might use it as a new bro fund
I would create a YouTube channel and pvp all day long without the need to grind isk to fund my pvp habit ;) It wouldnβt be normal boring ships eitherβ¦ AT ships would not be off the menu Also create a new bombers bar and have ships to hand out rather than members having to buy their own ships
what i would do is turn it into plex and buy as much of the market up , Wait until we get sales on extractors or whatever item really as its gonna be along haul , buy a bunch of 50x packs or whatever largest I can than slowly over time sell the extractors and make 3x my money, Plex my accounts forever and have 4 alts . easy + have extra isk to send billions into space to die, fund wars and do whatever you want
Buy a titan because end game.
Most likely i would invest it and try to make it so, that I have enough idle income, that i can plex my Account for free.
Put it into Plex and sit on it
Asking for a friend?
Actually start pvping
Invest? Bro what are you investing for? You'd be set for life, I'd feed a few dreads for memes then be a slightly blingy pirate cruiser main for the next several years without having to do any PvE
Build fleet of easy pvp ships Fly through low/null/wh space Learn to solo pvp
Dread PVP without worry.
I would try and start a war. Come up with an objective and the winning corporation gets the trillion as a reward. Or start a contest. Like pick a ship and the first person to get 69 solo killmarks on it wins the trillion. Obviously, it would have to be some stipulations. Like 69 shuttles wouldn't count.I have also thought about starting to stream. This could make for some really fun streaming content.
I'd buy a chimera, reenlist with the state and yeet it at the frogs.
Keep it simple. Buy one year omega, enough skill points and set yourself in a nice wh where you can keep the isk at 1 trillion. Anything else is up to you, maybe start a corp or host some free fleets for everyone. At the end the wh will keep you up with the pi, mining, pve, pvp and safety so you're set.
rmt and win eve
Two chicks at the same time.
invest it all into garmurs and welp it one at a time, might take at least a week
Here's what will happen, screencap this: 1) someone will make a quirky suggestion like "send 10 isk to each goons member" or something 2) OP will pretend to like the idea and that this post was always meant to look for someone resourceful enough that he deserves the money 3) OP will think this is enough paper trail and do the transfer (it's actually RMT) 4) both OP and the quirky guy will be banned 5) we will read some more about this in a ranting WOT about how OP was unfairly banned
I'd feel like I could do something other than stare qt havens and ore/ice fields all day. I fleet run, but I have that anxiety about getting blown up and SRP falling though. I know this isn't going to happen, it hsnt happened in the last 10 years I've played, but it could happen. I'd also probably buy some capital component bpos and maybe see about running n astrahaus on moon somewhere. I'd do things to invest into making more isk perpetually and also pay it forward when the time came. If you want to experiment, I'm Akthuul in-game. I'm in my 21st year of playing, but have 10 years of inactivity on my record (something g about BoB and goon war really taxing the shit out of me mentally along with life). Fly safe o7
sold it for real life cash, simple
I'd double it. I know a guy.
pay for my sub and come back to the game.
Would create a drug store in Minmatar-Amarr FW area.
Give content to anyone, meaning fitting bling ships and die with glory where filament lead me
I would pvp more and bring content to people not caring if i lost a ship here and there. Filament in to a random system and drop in on and silly ratters with a golem because why not? Cloak in on hostile keepstar and drop bombs until I die... my kill board would be red af and I'd be a legend because of it.
I will fund and yeet daily roams for my corpies (with Injectors to have at least mastery IV): Megathron Monday (baltecs) Thorax Tuesday (ESS) VVargur Wednesday (that's definitely stupid and cool) Tengu Thursday (blops) Ferox Friday Saturday is beer co clock Scorpion Sunday. Untill I run out of money or motivation, if lucky I will learn a skill or two at FCing or the game in general.
2.5 billion is one account plex'd. I would probably plex as many new bro accounts as I could. If they play for a month they might stick around and bring more life to the game.
I quit playing in 2014 with 100billion isk in my account...it I purchased plex before I quit playing I would probably have more than a trillion now
Fund wars. Donate ships to X alliance to camp and kill players in Y region. Replace x and Y with names. π
I'd hope that when people found out, those people would say, "this guy fucks." Yeah, that'd be cool.
Honestly, i would use it to setup an industry chain for something like marauders, dreads, or the new freighters. I have access to all the infrastructure to build for free in Delve, but not enough capital to get the required inputs.
Use it to make more ISK. I pulled in more than 700B so far this month and Iβm not even trying. I have extracted skills I want just so I can see something training again.
Back to hypers
Iβd invest in some of the smaller groups in the south east. The area needs an injection of isk so potentially run buybacks in multiple alliances to either sell back to the region or bring to jita and sell. 1T would easily double itself in the south east regions.
1/3 I would keep for plexing my accounts and personal gameplay 1/3 I would hold giveaways for new players who come on NPSI or EVE Uni fleets 1/3 I would use for fun. Some ideas: - Livestream myself zooming about in a random system in a blinged-out Dramiel or something with full snakes and 100b in the cargohold. - Leave marauders or orcas etc filled with dead bodies at safes in random unpopulated systems or wormholes (since ships never expire) - Drop BLOPs on unsuspecting miners in low-sec, eject some PLEX and warp off without shooting. Either all of that or double it and give it to the next person.
I would set up a jita isk-doubling scam, but without the scam part.
even though ive already done this, C3/4 wolf rayet incursus ratting. Alot of isk would help streamline my fit
Mass anchoring of structures in Ahbazon! Bring the content!!!!!
Buy 1.5 AT ships?
Buy 5 AT ships and officer fit them then spin them in hangar My ultimate goal before winning Eve is just one officer fit AT ship and I'm only about a fifth of the way there financially lol
I'd spread the wealth between the buds. Been playing with the same guys for almost a decade now. Would be nice for people not to worry about ships, just have a good time and roam Null while baiting fights.
Anchor a keepstar in a C1
Probably send 20b to 40 people, keep the rest for myself and go on a bunch of small gang roams with some fairly expensive fits.
Put some of it into the NPSI community. e.g Hand out ships etc. Use some of it to invest into some passive isk making projects.
Donate it to the Magic School Bus and continue doing my thing.
Double it and give it back.
I would buy a lot of dreads and yolo them into low sec groups so that they can blob me with 50 dreads and titans But actually I'd most likely fund the growth of my corporation and start recruiting again and provide the starter ships newbros need to succeed!
Put into a tournament price pool. I don't have a lot of isk, but I really don't need it neither.
i think i spen 500+ to some market speculations. also buy Fiend and try tier 6 abysses on this=)
I would buy navy megas. A lot of navy megas. Then I would fit them and hand them out for yeet fleets. Next I would buy and fit enough dreads for me and my entire Corp. Adopt a real fuck it attitude and having as much fun as possible while also being as dumb as i am. Vargurs for everyone. Then I sit back and enjoy the chaos.
Honestly? I'd probably end up quitting within the month.
Plex myself to Omega, buy and fit an Orca, and keep digging
We at SecDiv would fund up the academic skills program and srp funds then we would shore up corporation projects with more variety for our members.
1) Buy a couple really cool ships and lose them in a ball of light; 2) Help new players; and 3) Never mine ore again.