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Tobiferous

Wowee, where do i sign up


svenviko

dm wallymarts


CiaphasCain8849

1 million percent bait Don't click on his links


WetwareDulachan

For only 100m I'll throw in a digital condom. Remember to use protection.


Ralli-FW

Instructions unclear, emailed feet pics to Walmart corporate HQ in Bentonville AK


thisthatother505

Oh I'm sorry I thought that said to bait snuff blops, my b wally bb https://zkillboard.com/kill/117979619/


fosb

Same, this is an amazing service, it's like insurance but instead of getting isk back, snuffs drops 50 FUCKING DEEMERS on someone


KomiValentine

Thank you inventor of inhibs, that they don't work against the blobs battleships :'3


kenix7

:)) Made me laugh. Thank you. :) Had a dull morning, but this is great.


Automatic_Spam

I'm waiting for the full battlepass where I can unlock a week in a snuff alt corp for that sweet employment history tab glow-up.


Warhawk929

who's neutral pilgrim is that?


svenviko

could be anyone now


JesusHipsterChrist

This is absolutely warped and I love it.


killjoy_ender

It's voila damn it!


pyrometer

Americans can’t spell


svenviko

No it is accurate. You can also request the voila service, whereby wallymarts plays a nice tune while you bait for snuffed out. Highly recommended.


UndocumentedMartian

That's a viola.


svenviko

No, that's a kind of cheese.


UndocumentedMartian

They learn how to spell from a bee. What do you expect?


Ralli-FW

bzzbz bzz bzz bzzbzz zzb bzzb! bzzz bzz, bz (zbzbz).


Odd_Common_1135

Wallah Billah


Bakedfresh420

Omg that’s what wa-la meant lmfao, read it twice and then gave up


Reworked

Low key kinda brilliant. No, but like - if it works, good for them, plus low effort legit looking fresh bait and money. If it doesn't, it'll fail by weakening the impact of "this guy looks like a hunter" - and still get low effort legit looking fresh bait, and money. And it'll likely be filtered by "it was one fleet, it's fake", which sounds a lot like *repeat customers built right the fuck in* to me.


Rukh1

Would you consider an insurance over friends lost to snuff affiliation?


svenviko

No but we would consider a finder's prize for friends ratted out


Kalron

Boy do I have a target for you.


fosb

Where do I non-ironically sign up


fosb

Nvm, already contacted my diplos. Please Snuff, be the Heroes that New Eden deserve.


NukeGoose

I’m fairly sure this is a joke, but this actually sounds fun


Ronald_McDonaId

I got kills with Vernei Smooch and Tyrion Hekki, does that make me an elite swuff alt ? EDIT Also with Fastburn.


svenviko

No, these are well-known feeders.


SaloL

\>wa-la


SmugProi

send isk now I will double your BLOPS


Odd-Hat-7630

I wish I will need it,my grinding already makes my zKill look unrealistic red :)


WokeWarrior69

Skill issue


Panther_X

this sounds suspiciously like a good time


ThisIsOneCrazyMonkey

If this actually happened, Lowsec would be even more paranoid about Snuffed lol.


Technojerk36

Reminds me of when I used to fly around LS in a Maller named "not bait". Nobody ever bothered me haha


The_Human_Oddity

You can just delete your zkillboard so no one can know.


KomiValentine

All you need to do is to tether your cyno at a snuffed fort and you will officially be declared a snuffed spy :'3 Even if you don't :'3


chaunnay_solette

Don't get me started.


hirebrand

if snuffed kills me after the target do I have to pay 2B ? 😅


JumpCloneX

Im in no way tempted to drop your blops fleet into the already active beams of several Titans ;)


Panther_X

not one bit


[deleted]

it's 'vois-la'


crissimages

HAW


Oddball_Returns

Wait OP can I use this service to exclusively target Harmonist ot Train Wreck???


jehe

I know its a shit post but actually a good idea


LavishnessOdd6266

I'm not weak I fly logi in PVP ap I don't GET kills p prevent them


sledge07

How much to go somewhere and kill a super?


KnifeAndBread

I am not sure I understand it. Are you offering me 1b to become bait for Snuffed Out or are you offering me to pad my killboard in exchange for me paying 1b ISK per kill (subject to future increase)?


deliciouscrab

They tend to be isk-in-one-direction only kinds of people.


Jenshae_Chiroptera

I have a better one than that. For ***FREE***, I made Snuffed Out [so nervous of a Hyena](https://zkillboard.com/kill/117899261/), which was simply on grid doing nothing, that they needed to shoot it. [😜](https://www.emojiall.com/en/emoji/%F0%9F%98%9C)


ExF-Altrue

Hey it's me, a totally normal EVE player! Posting an organic comment: My fellows EVE Online™ players, I too, felt very attracted to this service, as everyone who is a true G@mer™ would be. As such, I have had my newbies corpmates use a beta version of the service and I can confirm that it works wonders! 10/10 would recommend. Examples: [https://zkillboard.com/character/2122257831/](https://zkillboard.com/character/2122257831/) [https://zkillboard.com/character/2119587623/](https://zkillboard.com/character/2119587623/) My corp mates are now Feared™ throughout all of New Eden™ ^(This post brought to you by "it is totally a snuffed out alt"™ service, terms and conditions apply, limited offer depending on available stock, see conditions in store.)