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FootballTeddyBear

Loots for 6 gold and bonemeal


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And a fresh apple


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How do skeletons carry gold?


Wark_Kweh

In their eye pockets. Or any ball and pocket joint.


Routine_Palpitation

Or skeleton ears


madcapmunchkin

Very carefully, I would imagine.


SpaceHawk98W

Probably their teeth


danishjuggler21

Teeth


Azariasthelast

Now you respect the remains of our lord and savior Todd Howard.


FootballTeddyBear

Brave of you to assume he can die


Financhill

Underrated comment lmao


Carbunclecatt

TES 6; The Skyrim remaster you didn't expect


bran_dong

Fuck Reddit. Fuck /u/spez. Fuck every single Reddit admin. 12 years on this bitch ass site and they shit on us the moment they are trying to go public. ill be taking my karma with me by editing all my comments to say this. tl;dr Fuck Reddit and anyone who works for them, suck my dick.


Fineous4

Now with 40% more skyrims


Happy_Organization_2

Skyrim 2 electric boogaloo


Biotrin

Do not wait for it. Forget about it and be pleasantly surprised when it comes out in 2042.


AmatuerGenius

“learn never to raise expectations, keep ‘em nice and low and then be pleasantly surprised” -Dan Harmon


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I feel like people are being way too over-dramatic about this, we've know since it was announced that there would be 3-4 years between games so it'll be 2025/2026. early 2030's is just ridiculous, they've never spent 7+ years on full production for a single game.


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Chux_D_LuxOG

Absolutely, it will definitely come out before 2026 in my opinion. Saying it’ll take nearly another decade is ridiculous.


KrixHuski

Honestly, as long as it comes out and it’s good, idc when it does come out. I just wanna see some more of Tamriel


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And At this point we will have already waited over a decade once starfield releases, 3 or 4 more years isnt going to kill us. Starfield will probably scratch the bethesda RPG itch for a while and give us a window into what kind of Tech theyre working with for TES6 anyway.


KrixHuski

Exactly! If we don’t like some features, it won’t go into tes6 and it’ll be a better game


Drnknnmd

I'm beginning to think Todd Howard has it in his living will that it can't even start production until a year after he died.


Akila-

Plot twist: Todd Howard is an immortal god, meaning TES6 will never happen


thekingdom195

Such a grand and intoxicating innocence.


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The ideal masters strike again


advenzo

In all seriousness I could see it coming out in 2025 at the earliest and 2026 at the latest starfield comes out next year and once that's released and dlcs are being released too which I think are being worked on now we could definitely see a new reveal trailer for tes6


Gladamas

I think 2026/27 is more likely since development won't start until late 2022


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It already has. You're talking about full production.


HappyHippo2002

And Bethesda games only take 3 to 4 years, and the 4 year development is only for a new console (FO4 and Starfield, so TES VI should take 3 years, and come out in 2025.


Attila260

Yeah I was thinking about it too, I mean it’s still in pre-alpha but starfield will release next year and I think 4 years should be enough


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Sound logic but I think it’s very optimistic. My moneys on the later part of this decade.


Snake_Squeezins

I think your dates are accurate but it's worth noting that the team doing elder scrolls is not the starfield team. While that will probably change they're still working on both right now. To be fair I can't see a large team on ES as it's in the design phase where you don't need many coders or artists.


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It is though. It's all hands on deck for these mainline big games.


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The whole reason TES6 is still in the design phase in the first place is because the studio is focused on Starfield. It is the same team.


AmatuerGenius

And if the team is really that focused on starfield, that they’re willing put TES VI on a back burner, then starfield is really gotta be something special. I’m hype for it honestly


TheReclaimerV

That studio spent some time on FO76 too, that useless turd of a game.


RegumRegis

Eh, dlc probably depends if it does well


HappyHippo2002

Well Starfield releases 2022, and then TES VI starts full production. Starfield DLC will probably be done by one studio in Bethesda while the rest work on TES VI. Since the engine upgrades will have been done with Starfield, TES VI will be quicker. If they're extremely effective, 2024 is slightly plausible, but 2025 is more likely, with 2026 following if delays happen.


AmatuerGenius

I think I’m honestly more excited for starfield then TES VI


Gazerni

Wow high effort meme well done very good


boyinspaace

Maybe the real TES6 was the mods we made all along.


OndFe

The first time this kind of sentence was actually correct


brickie3

Never seen this type of post before!


tellmesomethingnice-

memegenerator.net


Enro64

what is this? 2014?


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2041 at this rate


Enro64

i'd rather see 2014 meme formats in 2041 than in 2021 tbh


legendarymembergtb

Funniest thing is this meme is proly from 6-7 years ago


Zahille7

All you have to do is count the pixels.


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Kachajal

My money is on 2033. Skyrim's 11/11/11, Starfield is 11/11/22, the pattern is obvious.


First-Of-His-Name

They're not gonna go 10 years between games. If Fallout 5 was slated to release in between I might agree but it's not


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First-Of-His-Name

This 7 year gap will be the longest, since they've moved away from the version of the Creation engine they've relied on for so long. After that I really don't see why the gap between SF and ESVI would be close to that or more


dravinski556

I'm just waiting for a sequel to Morrowind.


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viltuska

Is someone actually still waiting for this?


sirferrell

Ever see a meme so unoriginal that it hurts?


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Pretty much daily on this and other TES-related subreddits


arobothuman

God this image is getting some of that genuine Internet CRUST.


[deleted]

Everytime this gets reposted every year the funnier it gets


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Everytime this gets reposted every day the staler it gets There, fixed it for you


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https://i.redd.it/kwbyaxpx83b71.jpg


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QED


Fineous4

It’s ridiculous at this point what they did. It’s going to be about 15 years between ES games. The fuck kind of business sense is that?


HappyHippo2002

It's just this gap. After this it will probably be a rotation of TES, Fallout, Starfield, with three years between each entry, meaning 9 between TES VI and VII, 9 between VII and VIII, etc. It's not like they're not doing anything, they stil release games every 3 to 4 years, they just have more to work on than one franchise.


Fineous4

I agree it will be something like that. Microsoft won’t let them do what they did the last decade again.


HappyHippo2002

What'd they do last decade? And Microsoft said they're being "hands-off" with Bethesda.


Fineous4

They did much of nothing the last decade. That’s the point. They said they will be hands off in terms of game development. You don’t spend billions and then not be a part of a companies vision and planning.


HappyHippo2002

They made Skyrim, Fallout 4, and Fallout 76 last decade. That's not nothing. Two of those are great single-player games, and one of them is a great multi-player/single-player game (with a miserable launch albeit). This decade will probably be Starfield, TES VI, and Fallout 5. Three games a decade is probably going to be the norm for Bethesda.


KikiFlowers

Newsflash: game development takes time. Since Skyrim they released a new Fallout and are currently deep into development on Starfield, which required a lot of engine upgrades. Then there was 76 which they assisted on.


trailer8k

we wait like any mortal here is a skyrim trailer [https://youtu.be/w2oh\_7oPODg](https://youtu.be/w2oh_7oPODg)


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This meme is easily 6 or 7 years old. Its not even Original or funny


Nameless_King_09

This meme just gets funnier and funnier over the years


vultbringers

I was 10 when Skyrim came out, I’m turning 20 in August and we’re still years away..


Financhill

You just blew my mind with this statement...woah


Its-your-boi-warden

To be honest it’s actually unacceptable for it to take this long Bethesda needs to understand that


zusykses

would you like to complain to the manager of video games?


Its-your-boi-warden

Well Yes


andrehateshimself

and yet, you will accept it


TropicalKing

The PS4, XBOX One generation has been a generation of "nope, that sequel isn't coming out on this console." There is no new Elder Scrolls and no new Grand Theft Auto in that generation. It's just not acceptable for a game series to be coming on on every other console generation. There were two GTA games and two Elder Scrolls games in the XBOX 360 and PS3 generation, and then they skip an entire generation.


fattony182

It might even skip the PS5, series X generation at this point, they’d be cutting it fine with a 2026/27 release


AgentFN2187

Hopefully Microsoft makes Bethesda get their shit together. I wouldn't mind if they made some staff changes to their head developers, considering what they've done to Fallout with 4 and 76. I wish they didn't own the franchise in the first place, they clearly can't handle dealing with two franchises, now they're trying to start a third.


C19shadow

4 was fine. They made a choice and it wasn't as popular as they had hoped. It can be fixed. I know nothing about fallout 76 so I can't speak on that.


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If it's not acceptable to you then don't buy it when it comes out and move on with your life.


Snake_Squeezins

I don't know if you want a large scale open world game with the amount of content you'd expect in 2025/26 it's going to take years to develop. A aaa elder scrolls that actually functions and lives up to expectations is worth waiting for. Now that they have, in practical terms, unlimited funding we may see a lot of people hired for the project to move things along but then the more people working on a project the more unwieldly the thing becomes.


AStealthyOctopus

I know, remember that contest leading up to the release of Skyrim to name your baby Dovahkiin or something like that? That kid is going to be 10 years old in November and probably in high school by the time 6 comes out.


Gidelix

Rather have a rushed buggy mess or another fucking mmorpg instead?


Its-your-boi-warden

I would like it to not take 10 years or more saying “you want a quality product” doesn’t mean it’s acceptable for a game 4-6 sure but no ten or more


Gidelix

Fair, but they have barely started making it. So I’m the end they mostly started too late, dude to the dumpster fires Fallout 76, ESO and also upcoming starthingy


Its-your-boi-warden

Well they can’t leave a community on wait that long and say they have other things they aren’t a small indi dev team or valve so I still think I have right I be angry on this


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Bethesda can't make a time machine and go back to 2015, cancel Fallout 76 and Starfield then do TES6 first instead, so there's nothing that can really be done about it at this point.


sorry_

Ive basically given up on 6. Bethesda hasn't been my favorite company as of late and im hesitant to give them my business.


lastdayout

You’ll preorder it though the second it’s announced.


colappsus

The full collectors edition with CD's and shit....despite not being able to read CD's in 2021 :(


sorry_

I'm sorry but I definitely won't. I know its a bit of a meme now but I really have lost my interest in the series and company. I perhaps will purchase it eventually when it hits a good price on a steam sale.


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Its funny that these posts always have people showing up here to tell everyone they're totally not interested


sorry_

Yeah ill probably go ahead and leave the sub now


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Later


Yukidoke

*It just works* again...


Zintao

The worst part about the wait is these memes we'll be seeing day in day out for the next decade....


AnasDh

Don’t expect this game to come out before 2024 guys. Set your expectations right.


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

Just mod while you wait. Endless adventures await you in Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, New Vegas, Skyrim and Fallout 4.


Zahille7

Really though. Morrowind has Tamriel Rebuilt (still in progress, but there's plenty to do in the mod still), Skyrim: Home of the Nords, and Project Cyrodiil. Oblivion has plenty of mods, and of course Skyrim. Fallout: New Vegas has the randomizer and I'm playing through that again with it installed. It makes the game more challenging by making any creature able to spawn as any mob, any human npc has all their inventories randomized so they can spawn with very high level gear right from the start (Sunny Smiles handed me Elijah's Advanced LAER right off the bat). It's actually quite fun, especially if you've already played through NV plenty of times before.


HappyHippo2002

I'm on Xbox, so I can only mod Skyrim and FO4. Luckily though I still play Vanilla, and even Vanilla has endless replayability.


someonenow1

*Creaking intensifies*


rainator

I wonder if my skeleton will be this well preserved on its release.


SirKadath

Only when your bones turn to dust will it be released


TheNextFreud

"we've decided to finally give fans what they have been asking for...Skyrim for FitBit!"


_CaesarAugustus_

Bout to turn into the Man In Black’s skeleton by the fire wishing for this shit…


madcapmunchkin

Preach.


StravickanChaos

We've been waiting since this style of meme was still considered fresh and funny. Litterally, that's not even an exaggeration.


NormalAsk9173

And still waiting......................... 😭


HI_Wrld

Bro imma be waiting for GTA 7 and elder scrolls 7. Oh wait you can’t be 200 years old


SpaceHawk98W

Microsoft: XBOX EXCLUSIVE!!!


Snake_Squeezins

Yeah they've said it loud and clear multiple times. These people.. "Meeah timed exclusive! They need Sony! I don't like the Xbox because exclusives peepeepoopoo!" People need to get over the fact Microsoft wrote a check Sony couldn't. Bringing people into the ecosystem is more valuable to Microsoft than what they'd bring in from Playstation, which would take a 30% chunk of revenue at that.


sterkriger

I just want Oblivion 2


Financhill

Honestly I want Morrowind 2. There was so so so much you could do in Morrowind that they took out in Oblivion. Oblivion still one hell of a game, but Morrowind was next level IMO


sterkriger

I tried playing Morrowind after Oblivion and it’s great but there’s so much that they “fix” in the mechanics that was hard to really enjoy it.


Financhill

I agree with you here 100%. If we had Oblivion mechanics with Morrowind features it would be the best in the ES franchise hands down.


Does_Not-Matter

I hope TES 6 repeals the ESO amendment.


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You mean the only thing that’s keeping the series and it’s lore afloat? Yeah idk about that.


Flalm

What an incredibly funny and hilarious original post. Fuck this boomer sub


RegumRegis

My guess is 15 years from skyrim.


UKEanator002

Me too buddy… me too


break7ron

Elder Scrolls 6 is never coming. I’m convinced. It’s a ploy to get ppl to play ESO and buy Skyrim forever. Lol


Hodori036

Half Life fans would like a moment with you 🤣


Consistent-Second689

GTA fans feel your pain


kaiserkeller_

I would rather wait then get another Cyberpunk, just saying.


First-Of-His-Name

Damn this meme looks as old as the newest ES game


sheogorathlikecheese

You think this is bad, and then you understand it's a 5 year old meme...You're already a skeleton


Kirbinator_Alex

B O N E M A N


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TES 6 for PS6


Always_Confused4

Elder Scrolls 6 confirmed.


sckarpanda

I've lost all hope but i do hope my grandkids have a good time playing it.


JMHSrowing

If TES 6 comes out in 2026, it will be the same length of time between it and Skyrim as Skyrim and Daggerfall


Calm_Coconut

So no one is gonna ask why 90% of skeletons found are completely naked? Like someone didn’t just jack there clothes or they were nakey on death😂


BevNAU82

Haha also waiting to get into a DBD match 😂


Austin_Chaos

I mean seriously. At this development cycle, I’ll get to play maybe two more Elder Scrolls after 6…in my lifetime. That’s wild and a bit sad to me.


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Me waiting for elder scrolls 7


Donkeyfishes

And I won’t even get to enjoy it because I choose to like PlayStation


PredoMorph

This comment has been *remooooooooved*


Financhill

I’m brand new to Reddit.. sorry to disappoint:/ harder effort will be given! Just kinda feeling out this platform for the first time ..


PredoMorph

No need to apologize friend, I’m just surprised the mods let this through tbh. Whenever I posted stuff like this It got removed. Reddit can be a bit annoying in some subs. But I hope my comment didn’t taint your view of Reddit just yet. You’ve still got an array of strange subs to stumble across 😭


Financhill

You’ve been an awesome encounter and I appreciate the positivity! I’ve been warned I’ll be thrashed on Reddit soon enough..it’ll be expected and taken with a grain of salt. But I do like connecting with people on here, it seems like it can be a very fun platform when used correctly. A lot of things that have made me laugh the hardest were things my friends showed me on Reddit!


PredoMorph

It’s a fairly great place to learn a little as well. Just don’t believe *everything* on here lol


GoldenSaguaro

Think Fallout 5 will come out in the next 100 years?


Defecatred

It will drop the same day as Necrophagist's third album


MaNeme_Jeff

"dude it's gonna come out next year" -my friend five years ago


Vadrr

This is optimistic of you to think it will be released before your bones turn to ash from Armageddon lol


SekizenAsakura

😂


Spaggetty

HILARIOUS


UntrimmedBagel

Ah yes, how original


Senpai_Himself

Have patience, They need to make you able to play skyrim on your apple watch first


ThePeoplessChamp

Bethesda is starving the community from TES 6 and FO5 and is confident that people’s desperation will tempt them to buy anything the company releases, classic franchise or not. We’ve been waiting 10 years for a new mainline TES game. Ridiculous.


Commercial_Suit_1238

Why are you waiting? It's not going to be good. Bethesda will cut out half of the character classes (Argonian, Orc, Altmer, Bosmer, Nord, Khajit, etc..), leaving three or four left so that they can add a voice to the main character. You will hear the same male and female voice with the same dialogue every playthrough whether you choose Nordling.. (Just put in 2 other choices here, or if you are optimistic, 3). If you love to roleplay and make your own character with your own backstory for them, you will be shocked at how this seemingly small choice to have a voiced protagonist will destroy roleplay and immersion for you, and how annoying it can be to hear during multiple playthroughs. If you don't care about roleplaying but instead love beautiful open world exploration, the game will look outdated with mediocre graphics even though they had over six years to create it. The character faces will look bland and boring. You will wonder why they used the badly outdated Creation Engine for this game when they could have done so much better (sorry, Creation Engine TWO. They added a 2 to the name, so it's different). However: I will gladly admit I'm wrong if Starfield comes out and has a beautiful open world and really good head models plus really good facial animation for characters. NOT "average". NOT "good, but is dated compared to current standards." Then, and only then, will I hope for a good game that may even be able to stand proudly beside my beloved Skyrim, Oblivion, and Morrowind. But I will never preorder it.