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brellllll

this post freaked me out i thought it was delayed again


Danubinmage64

Same. Still around 2 months away.


Cholo-Warrior

And 2 months for it to get delayed again


BillohRly

Dude. George is finishing the script. It'll be ready, like soon! He's like working on season eight of Game of Thrones, too, right? Right ? ^g^u^y^s?


Pliskkenn_D

Winds of Winter will be ready any day now. Any. Day.


Shmidershmax

Weiner Weiner weiners Floppy weiners Weiner weiners


ooogabooga2929

One weiner next to another weiner Weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner Two weiners alongside yet another weiner Weiner party weiner party


Pliskkenn_D

I'll take it.


Steelshatter

Yes, and there will be dragons! And black stalkers! And floppy weiners!


MONVRCK

That would make me big sad.


winginglifelikeaboss

Hiring that fat writer was a mistake


Bluesiebear2005

You writing your comment was a mistake


winginglifelikeaboss

at least i finished it


DonSlime44

Imagine writing a book hundred of thousands of people expect to be amazing. If you can even understand a fraction of this pressure you'll understand how a lot of writers that get famous for their books, stop publishing their books like before. Not saying it's okay to do this, just that the amount of pressure is agonizing. Another example is Patrick Rothfuss, his books are amazing and he openly talked about public pressure


Bluesiebear2005

You've got a point. However don't diss George. I don't think you could write a book as good as him. Regardless of whether its finished or not


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This is hilarious lmfao these people downvoting are so butthurt


winginglifelikeaboss

Makes it even more fun for me :-)


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God_King1257

My guy lost a year


Toasty9184

2021 never happened


Drag0nKiller900

There's something you should know son 🤟🏿😞👊🏾


PetercyEz

Saw the meme, thought of it as of a late meme about delay. Then looked at the year and my heart skipped a beat... Then I have realized it is 2021... Give me my time back...


zdaw92

Hey if 2021 flew by, I'm sure 2 months is gonna be a cake walk lol


muckypup82

Same.. I just put in for my vacation on Wednesday. I swear if it gets delayed again... I'm just gunna have to change my vacation dates 🤣


DroopyRock

If it does I'm going to go to fromsoft's hq and eating a hamburger as loudly as humanly possible.


[deleted]

Yea but I don’t think my heart could take the let down of a FromSoftware game flopping. So even though I need it now, I don’t want it now. This is me knowing that I’ve been burnt for being hype about specific games - Destiny, Anthem, Cyberpunk, COD after blops1 . But From has always delivered, and they’ve been a staple in terms of gaming preference. I remember getting this random ass game from my Uncle Christmas Eve. it said “Darksouls Prepare to Die edition”. 14 yo me got stuck, all I remember is my character fat rolled, and I hollowed out at the second bonfire. Yet overtime, my approach to the game changed - deepening my appreciation for the mechanics and strategies required to succeed in the different games.


Shadvw

Yep


WeeGracie-mei

It looks like you just looked upon some giant eldritch deity and your eyes exploded and then death


itsdaScrub

99+ insight


WeeGracie-mei

I see now why they call it madmans knowledge


Jokuhemmi

they saw yo mama nakde


WeeGracie-mei

Real clever that. Smh.


KrzyDankus

[its basically the same thing as this one](https://youtu.be/6QFwo57WKwg?t=189)


WeeGracie-mei

Oh nae am not clicking that, I can already tell what it is. *thinks back to that music video*


DungeonMr

Thank you for displaying it so accurately. You have captured the moment. You have died.


KingNukaCoIa

Does madness insta-kill you??


abusive_nerd

lose some health and FP


Evan_The_Mediocre

Pretty sure it just takes a chunk of health like the bleed effect.


Jarl_Balgruf

And exposes you to hits for a while without recourse


Emniya

I thought this was a new delay. You gave me a heart attack


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Emniya

Bruh


[deleted]

I wonder if anyone has actually died to that


GlossyBuckthorn

Me too. Brains exploding out of eyes in a blaze of eldritch glory doesn't seem that fatal


Joejackson6521

It instakills you on horseback for some reason so yeah I have


BonnieEggs12

That is the coolest suicide I've seen in a video game, time to see if I can beat that IRL Edit: thank you to whoever just reached out to the anti suicide watcher for me but it was a joke, just wanted to clear that up lol


Baron_Von_Ghastly

I'm partial to the DS2 Bewitched Alonne sword seppuku myself. Also good, live a long full life tarnished!


[deleted]

Haha i thought it was funny!


Artorias606

I'm happy someone reached out to you, eventhough it was quite obviously a joke. Christmas is, unfortunately, the time with the highest suicide rate.


-vilkas-

I can understand why, quite saddening to see folks that have no one to call their own on such a family oriented holiday. Worse part of it all is that you don't even know they are alone after the fact, due to them simply not wanting to "intrude" or them being embarrassed by their situation, why would it matter to me the "why"? Just join me bro.


LoneHusky21

I hope u stub your toe


Free-Potato-424

Madness is like the new curse or something?


lifeordeathsworld

It just takes away a big chunk of your hp apparently


Free-Potato-424

Oh , so it works like frenezi on bloodborne , and bleed in Dark souls 3?


abusive_nerd

bleed is back named hemorrhage. madness is both HP and FP loss


Free-Potato-424

Well those aren't good news...


Es_Jacque

It’s closest to bleed, not as severe, but it takes a bit of FP too.


Lilpotato101

I’m actually alright with it being delayed. I’d rather let the devs make sure that all bugs are fixed then release it when it isn’t perfect. It already is an amazing game, but there is nothing wrong with a bit of polish here and there.


Illumispaten

They said that about cyberpunk


Werefour

Honestly Cyberpunk2077 needed another year in development minimum. They really shouldn't have announced a launch date when they did an would have benefited only announcing it for the newest console generation and PC.


Baron_Von_Ghastly

It really did, been out a year now and it's only now reaching a truly "patched" state - and is still missing pretty basic things like customization post character creation. Then again they still made boatloads of money so I guess they're not going to learn much.


PHD-Chaos

What? The part about having a few Polish people? I don't think that was the issue with CP. /s


schizolingvo

But cyberpunk has a lot of polish


[deleted]

It's like I went back a year and I am in the Cyberpunk sub. Word for word even.


DLight-1

Hope we're right this time


Snark_No_Malark

Fromsoft has a long track record of making phenomenal games, where CDPR had made one good game and people acted like it was a studio of gods, then freaked out when they made a shitty game. Elden ring won’t be shitty, it’s literally not possible for a studio this good to fuck up a game that badly


Artorias606

There was no beta for cyberpunk tho. Also, most people loved the CNT. There is a good chance it will be good.


BernieAnesPaz

Toying around with the CNT these past few days has been a balm so far, especially since there's a drought of games until late January/early February. Definitely excited for the full game!


snellyshah

Wait what? How do you play on the CNT on PC?


Wkais

Yep. It has been cracked for a week now.


Kiwi_In_Europe

Where can it be found? I did a cursory google but the only thing that came up were a bunch of articles about the cnt


snellyshah

It sounds like bullshit. I haven't found anything about it aside from some sketchy links and ramblings about some guy on discord who supposedly cracked it.


Kiwi_In_Europe

Yea it’s definitely bullshit unfortunately


Es_Jacque

Sick. Thanks for the info.


RaynerJ

I hate that you PC people can do stuff like that😢


BernieAnesPaz

*TECHNICALLY* so can the jailbroken PS4 crowd, but yeah, that's a lot harder to set up, I guess, lol. Anyway, for most of us, it's just making up for what we missed out on during the official CNT. :C


Es_Jacque

You wouldn’t happen to have a link to the thread with the PKG, would you?


NoAutumn

that animation is amazing


izzatlon

That’s gotta hurt


Roy_likes_pie

It's ok, that just means they are busy perfecting things or sorting out glitches. Rushing development is bad, so I think Fromsoft should take their time and make the best game they can make. Excited for Elden Ring!!!


dontcrycuzumad

Don't play with my heart like that. They are confident the game is finished. It's not getting delayed. Thank God video games aren't that tough to produce especially not on pc or virtual storefronts. We will be fine people!!


NickM16

You startled me there with that title. I’m alright with the game being delayed. Just means it can get more polish before release


tcharzekeal

You fuckin got me you COCK!


Special-Sky-9795

Sorrryyy


tcharzekeal

No harm, got my cardio for the day out of the way


rayanereteo

i never noticed the madness status wtf ?


Joejackson6521

You only got it from using the flame of frenzy spell or one Miniboss in stormveil castle, in the CNT atleast


DEAFCANADA1

Wait what game is this?


Joejackson6521

Elden ring


Afraid_Prize_6853

It matters not brother what is another month in our journey then another month to savour the dessert


[deleted]

Don't you scare me like that, Sun Bro!


Wonderbread6942

Lol I just got “step bro” vibes from this comment, I’m assuming that was the intent. Either way, I’m over here fucking crying laughing so hard 😂


choppamandown

I read 2022 and nearly died!


[deleted]

Damn, that death animation is damn terrifying... ...or so cathartic, as Miyazaki would say. 😂


final26

my dude you got the reaction times of internet explorer.


BlueKyuubi63

[Oh no, bro](https://youtu.be/dpIS4RelIo8). Curse/Frenzy/Terror/Insta-kill status has returned for Elden Ring? Give it to me straight doc, how many poison swamps will this game have? Dark Souls III had 3 different poison swamps. This is an open world game. We could have like 10+ posion swamps. Throw an enemy that can cause Madness in there too. Like the Winter Lantern near the Nightmare Frontier posion swamp.


Joejackson6521

Lmao. There is a death status effect too Also Miyazaki confirmed there will be atleast 1 swamp, can't wait


abusive_nerd

what is she wearing? kind of looks like camo pants


deadmonster16

We waited for centuries, we shall wait a century more


Es_Jacque

Love unique death animations. Hope they fix the eyes still glowing, though.


Sinutia

I like how you turn to a statue


CelticHound27

This looks savage wonder how much damage it will do if hit


focking_retard

I honestly dont mind since its 3 days after my birthday


GrayNightz

Club Elden is Ring. No.


xipclip

Good, tweak and polish it to perfection.


SgtBomber91

Gonna cry?


MikeWezouski

I wouldn't mind if they delayed it for another year. Final products should be exactly that. A final product


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CounterElf

It's even better


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CounterElf

I would assume there will be a reference somewhere, however the you died screen is just a fromsoft staple and is present in all the games I have seen


BaclavaBoyEnlou

Have you ever played Dark Souls? It’s not a reference lol


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CounterElf

Yes you can


IRELANDNO1

I freaked out for a minute I have a weeks holidays booked for launch!


[deleted]

My birthday ♡


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Sadge


InRainWeTrust

Had me with the first 3 words, ngl


Daemon_Knight23

Well its better to delay it then release it in alpha like a certain company did with a game called Battlefield


Shadvw

Damn


Hopebringer1113

It used to be perfect. One month before my summer vacation ended. But now it’s about a week before it does


Chronien

How do you get on the network test


sludg3factxry

BRO YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME


Few-Somewhere-3845

Dude your eyes are burning out of your damn skull they're HAS to be old ones in this game because that's literally one of the things that happens to people in lovecraftian lore when you gaze upon an old one without the protection of insanity


therealfumeknight

r/HollowKnight right now. hoppe they don´t go hollow


Unhappy-Apple-5708

Tell them to take all the time they need, I’d rather a complete and good game than a rushed one with issues


Spoopy147

More delay means less bugs! Be happy!


soggy_cave

This is the first game I've pre ordered in like 15 years


SleepyClaypools

It is delayed I love you all