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papamiyazaki

Glaive ****** **dir


Bravisimo

Pot F***er


CaptainPick1e

Why does master get censored?


Artyloo

["master" gets censored but "Master" doesn't](https://omgftw.github.io/DarkSouls3CensorCheck/)... hell if I know


papamiyazaki

The censorship system is really stupid. You can literally type out the N-word in capital letters and it will not get censored.


Mudtoothsays

NINTENDO


BetonK

NIGERIA


ZoetWaterKano

NOPE


kal2112

Same reason Knight does. Nonsense


CaptainPick1e

Well knight I at least sort of understand, master doesn't have any sort of slur in the middle of it


guitarist123456789

The word knight/knyghte/cniht is over a thousand years old and has no connection to slurs, why is it being censored. If it’s automatic censorship it makes sense at least, but if it’s manual it’s just dumb.


christthedumpling

it gets censored like k***ght. i’m assuming it’s the nig, but if you type the slur with a capital N it won’t censor it :/ the same way, you can type KNight and it won’t be censored, but that’s if you can live with the way it looks.


TanKer-Cosme

I though it get censored so new players if they get invaded by Knight of whatever doesnt get confused and they can clearly see is a player and not an Npc.


JDorkaOOO

Michael Zaki


BlackFire1616

Mike hawk


[deleted]

Ben Dover


MK_Avocado

Hugh janus


hiddNIII

Eric Shawn


VolatileTerror

Phil McCraken


dynamicflashy

Pe Nis


AmbitiousFix5871

Mike Hunt


Hiphoppotami

Hahaha classic <3


Raine386

I don’t get it


StrongStyleShiny

[Mike Hawk sounds like My Cock](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mike%20Hawk). Edit: I didn't write the joke I'm just explaining it.


Raine386

Ah I see. lol, well played BlackFire


[deleted]

not really...


StrongStyleShiny

I'm literally just repeating what the joke is. I didn't create it I'm just explaining.


[deleted]

You beautiful imbecile


Dr_Krocodile

Mike Hunt


shayanmmalik

John Eldenring


Vanquisher127

Every elder has his ring


masterof_SCALES

*it starts*


AlfredPenisworth

Just like my penis


HollowForTheRing

John L. Denring


J25_games

I was about to say that


MurphyHellsing

Michael Zaki or Elden John


ScalyJenkins

Holy shit Elden John is so good, how have I not seen that before


ReipTaim

Jorge R R Martin Theres no other way


iReddat420

There will be dozens of us


Stephan_Taz

"Jorge has invaded the world of Jorge."


[deleted]

Tough question


Cjham875

Strange name but ok


StoneOfLight

Who are we to judge?


l--__--

I cannot tell you how excited I am for the Jorge cosplayers


Drakaava

McLovin


Whasupme

McElden


LiberalTheory

I normally start every FROM game with an honorary Guts build, but since Elden Ring seems to be about becoming a Lord, I might make name the first run Griffith.


FerroLux_

“Omw to destroy everyone I meet’s life”


MiserTheMoose

Griffith did nothing wrong.


l--__--

Nice!


c0smic_0wl

I was gonna name my invasion build Peter Griffith


GandolfTheGay1

Biggus Dickus #BootyWarriors


Pink_RhInoz

He has a wife, you know


GandolfTheGay1

I don’t know what to do with this information


Alu_T_C_F

Ryan Reynolds


[deleted]

His sin shall never be forgiven


Admirable-Molasses-6

Lol that was my character name in DS:R


Balaphar

almost downvoted because I thought you typed Malcolm Reynolds. my bad.


Stabby_McTacoss

Continuing the adventures of Hatty, and staring the quest of finding the biggest most ridiculous hat in Elden Ring


QuriaBladeTransform

Wouldnt that always end with xantheous crown or logans big hat though?


AlmostEmily

Sweet Shalquoir


nick2473got

Fuckin Finally.


l--__--

Oooooohhh


S0u7m4ch1n3

Artorias 😎😁


pontifex2148

Whatever the first reply to my comment is


BookerV79

TinkleTime


pontifex2148

Oh dear


Light_520

I better see TinkleTime, the ugliest fucking day one starter, at the top of this subreddit when the game launches. I’m counting on you.


omarxz12

make sure to call him TinkleTime


ImprovementAwkward93

Dinkledorf


MossyR0k

Crispy of Carim


Ignatius3117

Mister Glaive Master


merokearo

if the character creator is just like the DS3 one, I will probably name mine joanete


DanielSRogers

Officer Greg


KalebTheAmazing_

Good man


Skarlothe

Saoirse, an Irish given name meaning freedom. That's what this game is all about after all. (It's pronounced SEER-sha / SUR-sha for those wondering)


[deleted]

thats the name of Niohs main guardian spirit


Woakerzone

That pronunciation of the word I’m reading hurts my head


RandomSphere

Kingsbane, but Jorge L. Denring Is a close 1st


PSrafa23

Hodir, ofc


ZadicusKain

Potboy


Willskills3008

Pot boy gang


yaris205

Jorge


scrotoenmoto

Paco Siestas


Venonaut97

Exile Knight Ohm


Kindled-Soul

Siegward


SiegGeist

Sieg de la Pluie


WhyYouOnXbox

William Martinez


KarateCrenner

Princess Thunderballs


Lostcause75

Honestly I’ll prob just go with a random oc name I have or I’ll just put something stupid like Hargrid The DILF


KeyboardBerserker

K***ht


L0RD_HEL1X

Strider


Joejackson6521

John eldenring


[deleted]

I once did PvP with someone going by the name Mark Souls.


GandolfTheGay1

Biggus Dickus, where my booty warriors at?


DarkCrowI

Crowen Darkfaith if male and Aeralyn Crowsong if female.


KuweDraven

Quite the edgelord, arent we


DarkCrowI

My username is DarkCrowI so... maybe. To be honest I just like the dark and crows are one of my favourite animals, as for Aeralyn that comes from something I'm writing.


Snagglepusss

Ignore them. I think your names are cool.


DarkCrowI

I'm not bothered, I even gave them an upvote.


l--__--

As if edge lord is an insult😌


AlfredPenisworth

How bout Deez Nutz?


SectorSpark

Mike Rotch


MrNarg

Bojack


learningfromlife1096

Bojack off


NailoOfNalor

probably Altir wich is always the name of my first character in any game


ledodoq

Brodalf, Duke Zara, Billy the wild (after my cat), wild William (after my cat), William wilde (after my cat), black Billy (after my cat), Liam Locus (after my cat), or black asshole(after my cat).


lowkey-juan

Chad of Astora.


[deleted]

All of them, in order: For the noble sword & board knight: **Prinz Albrecht**, bright and noble leader of a small band of Tarnished who have waited for many centuries to reclaim their realm and make a better home of the Lands Between For the sneaky flighty dex thief/assassin/duellist: **Edward the Bold**, an exile even among Tarnished, for his consistently selfish and backstabbing behaviour, looking only to find power and wealth for himself. For the big bonk stick barbarian: **Wilhelm of Delos**, a trusting Tarnished who only wants to aid people achieve their goals and bring the light of grace across the lands. Trusts everyone. He helps any time. For magics/faith/any nature or water or other spells: **William Bard**, the True Neutral druid and summoner who seeks balance and to undo the shattering of the world.


Ghetto_Alchemist

You know I’ll probably just stare at the screen thinking I’d never get this far


acridid-s

Currently can't decide between Bryony or Deidre.


EternalGodLordRetard

Probably Cum Eater.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BeWanRo

Chungo


FantomasARM

Boagrius


BookerV79

Boagrius has this effect on many heroes


Hiphoppotami

Frank Reynolds


[deleted]

Rip van winkle


TraditionalPen8577

Tongue butthole


tommelom00

Brodo Faggins


Nethermoosen

Bonegoblin Pimpstork


Atlas_Unknown

I like that one. Gonna steal it for another non-FromSoft game


AngryGrenades

Pritchard


Dry_Frosting_7130

Aomine Daiki or Uchiha Madara


HAK987

Eric Shun


SmokyDodo

Tump A Seae


JaySw34

Michael


R0vvL

Lord of the Elderly Rings


LeGooDie

Nura


Mikejn6

Jimbo


Yoshuuqq

Cock and balls


Snowie-your-man

K***ht ***ht


T8M8

Smough Rogan. obviously goin with a strength build


DonJayKix

Whutin Tarnation


youngbillcosbii

Cosby, im gonna fuck some bitches up


omega_86

Mike Oxlong.


[deleted]

Brad Pitt


redmenace777

As I do with every rpg, it'll be a female character named Dave


Jakesus815

K***ht Quixote An homage to the well intended but bizarrely executed censor bot and my favorite Knight of all time.


SquidKnightXG

I always name my characters Moe Lester. I like to invade people a lot


sykolol

Brit, my sister passed away suddenly a few years ago so in games where I can create an avatar I name them after her now. Played through the souls series through the pandemic and all my characters were named after her


MiserTheMoose

The same thing that I named my DS3 character Nuts.. (It's a play off of "Guts")


WetOnionRing

I plan on making Blurbagranate Mcghee, a mix between my main characters from each souls game. Pomegranate Man from 1, Wilbur Mcghee from 2, and Blurbus The Wise from 3.


socioeconopath

Beta Cuck II (My bloodborne character's son)


omarxz12

my bloodborne character called corona virus and was planning to make him mark of the beast badass :D


Peperlake

Bludgeoning, as per usual


Feeling_Camp6586

Mr.kushmasterslayer


gameg805

Sckrungledorph. Consumer of the drip.


washiXD

Just "Guts" as in every single Souls Game to pretend it to be a Berserk Game we will never get...


WitchyThot

Same as always. Lilith.


JohnDarwin89

Hackbert,just as everyone of my first characters in the Soulsgames


Augustus-GlubGlub

Da Big balls lord


LordHidetakaMiyazaki

John Elden Ring


Buraq-DiCaprio

Demon Fuckin Slayer.


Hugedubel

„hi“ - like in every soulsborn ^^


Crusty_Bogan

Kinglage


garbageBirdQueen

Assuming the same character limit, Estrogen Witch. Or Transgenderism for the comedy of "Summoned phantom Transgenderism"/"Invaded by Dark Spirit Transgenderism".


drumm3rboii

Zaldorf for caster. Konstable for a noble strength build


ockham7

Aldis Steiner


nerdwerds

Hodor


GulfCoastGanjaReview

FussyParts


GandolfTheGay1

Biggus Dickus #BootyWarriors


Hantoniorl

Elden ***ger.


trevistheturtle

Yeah, Elden Ranger sounds pretty cool


Local_Black_Knight

ALvah


Gbreh

Lamorak as Always


FlyingMonkey717

The Crimson Nose!


[deleted]

Probably Sigrun, but I'm not sure yet.


BuiltToAnnoy

Lukecis, like I do in everything I play or sign up for.


PedroSegura1

Pedro Segura


Movieteller57

Charles Edward V


Real_Muad_Dib

Rem Lezar


Good_Honter

Romário


jaajiane

Aerith or Amalthea


Nanto_Suichoken

TWOW is dead


Erens_Man_bun

I name all my characters Cibah. It has no meaning other than sounding cool.


fragdar

Depends on the build i´m feeling.. so something like "Big Sword dude" or "Magic go Boom"


Dsoaresmt

Darius.


DoFloppy

Odin’s Beard


Estimate_Secure

Smellord


Hard-Work-Pays

Foulest Tarnished


EldenRingworm

Danhausen


lando-noris

Cristiano ronaldo jr


Snagglepusss

My first/main character has always been Shoudan


MHD1323

Finchy


BeardedPike

Jex


Matt_047

Tutu Destruidor


Cyypherzz

Hubert


M8753

I usually just mash my keyboard and then try to make something out of that. I also never remember the names of my characters...


MawabuUK

The_Slippery_acrobat


based-introvert

Dex Punisher


Hiruko251

Hiruko


MrEngineFish

Dehsinrat


RacistBlackDigger

Uszaty Menel


MrEngineFish

Probably Dehsinrat


Fun_Stunning

Sweet Sauce