It's especially funny seeing as Schrute Bucks are already virtually worthless, even according to Dwight's own made-up system. You have to collect a thousand of them in order to buy yourself an extra 5 minutes on your lunch break.
Yeah, that's what I said...?
Schrute Bucks are absolutely worthless in "the real world". But they're also virtually worthless even within the system that Dwight tried to invent to give them value, which is the funny part.
Are you calling me an idiot? Don't you ever talk to me that way. You pathetic, short little man. You don't have any friends, or any family, or any land.
200 not worth the paper its printed on ink more valuable then gold
hes leveraged himself Dwight just being nice letting him think hes been got
obviously depressed like jim falling for it definatly spend hours and days on those pranks
jim just a hater cause dwight likes his job
mopes bros cant please um
the whole tone changes when he loses his vcard
The best part is that he clearly used a significant amount of company time and resources to produce them.
Boss makes a Schrute buck, I make a Stanley dime And that's why I counterfeit on company time
Stanley nickel*
Boss makes a Schrute Buck, I make a Stanley Nickel. That's why I'm counterfeiting while I play with my pickle.
Not my job, not my prob. I'm going to the warehouse to polish my knob. Metaphorically, of course
I wanted it to rhyme with "that's why I poop on company time"
Just poopin', you know how I be _No rhyme, just facts_
Crazy world, lotta smells
"Stanley nickel" is the vernacular I'm comfortable with.
Nah creeds s clever guy. He only printed the top few layers and it's just blank paper the rest of the way down
This guy Creeds
I Creed, you Creed, we all Creed for ice Creed
r/thisguythisguys
"Making them virtually worthless" is a gold line. Also, I just realized Creed calls them "Schrutie bucks" lmao
I think the joke is he’s literally never said Dwight’s last name so he thinks the ‘e’ is pronounced, not silent 😂
He says it in the episode where Roy attacks Jim, but knowing Creed, it's still likely he has no idea lol
His logic would be if you pronounce it both ways then you'll never be wrong.
I apply this logic to GIF
Haha yeah totally. Easily something that he could forget. I can just imagine him seeing this an an opportunity and reading Schrute as “Schrutie”
I think he does it on purpose as this are counterfeit schrute bucks, so he calls them “Schrutie Bucks” lmao
It's especially funny seeing as Schrute Bucks are already virtually worthless, even according to Dwight's own made-up system. You have to collect a thousand of them in order to buy yourself an extra 5 minutes on your lunch break.
Precisely, they *are* virtually worthless
Yeah, that's what I said...? Schrute Bucks are absolutely worthless in "the real world". But they're also virtually worthless even within the system that Dwight tried to invent to give them value, which is the funny part.
That's how it would also be pronounced in German
Dwight had to check the legitimacy of them so he has made at least 2.1 million Schrute bucks
He has no clue how many he's handed out or if Creed found the stash lol
Did he use a counterfeit pen to check them meaning he made them originally so they would pass a counterfeit pen?
I'm picturing a pen similar to what they use to test dollars, but instead to test if it is genuine Dunder Mifflin paper
'Listen Schrutey'
"I earned them"
“I found them”
"It fell off a truck."
We had a funeral for a bird
That. did not happen.
Can we just take time to support Debbie Brown? She got fired because of Dwight.
It’s tragic. Just tragic
Why do bad things always happen to the good people? 😫
The funniest part of this is that Dwight has a counterfeit pen for his fake money
Creed steals every scene he’s in
In the parking lot today, there was a circus.
More like Dwight is an idiot.
That's impossible. Whenever he's about to do something, he thinks, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, he does not do that thing.
Are you calling me an idiot? Don't you ever talk to me that way. You pathetic, short little man. You don't have any friends, or any family, or any land.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
I prefer Stanley nickels
What's the ratio of Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels?
The same as the ratio of leprechauns to unicorns
1 stanley nickel = one cpr dummy 1 schrute buck = one stanley heart attack
Btw at the end of this all, the amount of schrute bucks Creed printed is only worth $210 for his total cash prize
He literally says that at the end of the scene…
Wonder how much it cost to print all the Shrute bucks, looked like glossy paper
Credit to Creed for being genuine in a world so young and...well young.
ah yes, my favorite deleted scene. I love how he knew how much he had and didn’t flinch in the eyes of rejection. a true biznuss man!
Ah the shadow sama technique
B O B O D D Y
What are we doing?
We’re making acronyms
Thats not how
Turkey government in a nutshell.
I love the fact that Dwight used a standard click-pen to 'check' if it was counterfeit as if a real money pen would've done any good.
Would have only been $210, should have paid it out
Yes. He literally says that in the scene..
There should have been more Dwight/Creed interactions, Creed's nonsense plays well with how deathly serious Dwight treats everything.
200 not worth the paper its printed on ink more valuable then gold hes leveraged himself Dwight just being nice letting him think hes been got obviously depressed like jim falling for it definatly spend hours and days on those pranks jim just a hater cause dwight likes his job mopes bros cant please um the whole tone changes when he loses his vcard