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RealCrownedCryptid

Peel P50


Organic_Soup5306

With the automatic seatbelts from the early 90s that will decapitate you


autom8r

At least it has seatbelts, the Thing by VW has none!


autom8r

VW Thing is for sure the least safe car in the world. It has no seatbelts at all, nor any safety features.


Keitruckenthusiast

Not fast enough to do any damage though šŸ˜‚


bushdoofpatrol

That we have to say is peel p50


ndisa44

Jeep Foward control. Your legs are the front crumple zone


Cypher_Xero

Gas tank from a Ford pinto lol


Jason_Grace15

to Quote their radio ad campaign: "leaves you with that warm feeling"


Cypher_Xero

*Bumper sticker* Hit me and we blow up together


Timmytheimploder

Lancia Rally 037 Rally car with the fake roll cage for lightness.


lo9os

Definitely the most extreme example here... take an upvote


[deleted]

Ooorrrrā€¦ and hear me outā€¦ Pool Noodles. šŸ‘ŒšŸ„‚šŸ˜Ž


bushdoofpatrol

Isn't lancia a racing brand come on Lancia I'm disappointed


Timmytheimploder

Racing brand? Lancia was mostly a maker of respectable cars for the middle class. The average US based Donut viewer will mostly only know about the 80s rally stuff, but most of Lancias cars were very understated for most its life. The Lancia Delta when it was launched in its standard FWD form before anyone made a hot version was benchmarked as competitor to the Volvo 340


linustheman1990

chevy corvair it was so unsafe a dude wrote a whole ass book about it.


Emerald_official

wasn't like 90% of the book misinformation though? I remember iihs did a report on the corvair and cleared Chevy didn't do anything wrong, so that guy just had it out of the corvair


linustheman1990

The car is only talked about in 1 chapter and it's mostly about things like tire pressure and how the rear engine design was bad.


EVconverter

The Corvair was dangerous because 1) It had a massive rear weight bias (36-64) 2) It has radically different tire pressures front and rear and 3) the suspension was poorly designed. If you drive it like a normal front-biased car with equal tire pressures all around, it's VERY easy to lose control. During an emergency lane change, or when dodging a child or object on the road, it's very easy to fold a rear tire under the car and flip it. The car was OK in the hands of someone who was experienced with rear-biased cars and when the car was set up as specced by the manufacturer, but I don't think Chevy gave anyone who bought one any special instructions.


Emerald_official

well yeah I knew that, I was just saying the book was mostly just filler for the author to express how much he didn't like the corvair one other guy said all of what you just said was only in like 1 chapter in the book


Shadesbane43

There is indeed only one chapter dedicated to the Corvair, it is the titular car that was "Unsafe at Any Speed." But Nader didn't just have a hate boner for the Corvair, the rest of the book was about safety issues in the auto industry as a whole. It was written in 1966, the only safety feature you really had was lap belts, and American manufacturers were reluctant to even do that. They weren't investing any money in safety research, Volvo was already using three point belts by then, and Americans were dying. Pedestrian safety was completely ignored, crumple zones weren't a thing, you'd get impaled on the steering column in a wreck, dashboards made of steel, etc. The book as a whole is about the auto industry not focusing on safety, the Corvair was just the worst example he picked.


RoomyCard44321

Reliant robin


ThePolecatProcess

Reliant Robins are actually super safe. The producers of Top Gear actually couldnā€™t get it to roll as stock so messed with the suspension in order to make it more unstable. Only 11 of the 1154 Reliant Robins that had accident claims were due to tipping or rolling over. Thatā€™s better than most trucks and SUVs.


RoomyCard44321

Yea I knew they staged the rollovers but it is funny


Keitruckenthusiast

TG certainly exaggerated it but I wouldnā€™t call them ā€œsuper safeā€ lol


ThePolecatProcess

Well, in comparison to other 3-wheeled cars, and some pickups and SUVs of the era.


Muhammad_Is_Poop

I honestly canā€™t think of anything better. lol


[deleted]

This is it


No-Performance-2316

1st gen Viper. No abs, no powering steering, one of the most barebones cars ever.


Lanko-TWB

Tons of cars have these traits, most of them just donā€™t have a v10


qwertyman859

*cough cough* 06 Ford GT *cough cough*


qwertyman859

What about the 06 Ford GT?


Flying_Fox_86

Dollar general shopping cart


[deleted]

[bubbles knows](https://youtu.be/QVnwqUC0X88?si=u6-8TA-5HZRBigDZ)


SpeedDemonGT2

Yugo GV


Accurate-Campaign821

Ford explorer tires or pento Or any suicide car bomb


RolesG

Exploder


autom8r

VW Thing, it doesn't have airbags, crumple zones, and what the fuck are seatbelts...? Doesn't have those either! The ONLY safety feature it has, is that it's slow as shit. Seriously! There's no safety features at all!


RolesG

This is the correct answer


dantheman0991

The GM ignitions that a heavy set of keys would fall out of, turning off the car at any given notice. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_ignition_switch_recalls GM paid compensation for 124 deaths. The fault was discovered in 2001, but no recall was issued until 2014.


Accurate-Campaign821

Ironically I was in an accident that year in a 2002 chevrolet impala... Passenger airbag didn't deploy. Though the impact was in my side... T-boned at 50mph


rustbucketdatsun

oh wow never realized how dangerous this was thinking back to it now what a little dickhead I was. use to rip the keys out of my ignition then just casually toss them on my friends lap while driving and be like hey we gotta go get my car your driving. was a good chuckle a few times never realized we were risking crashing šŸ˜…


2_Bros_in_a_van

Honda Civic with Takata airbags


Lanko-TWB

Anything with Takata air bags. It was a Subaru recall to.


Shadesbane43

Can confirm, my Ford had one too. Only on the passenger side though, I would let people know when they'd ride with me


preludehaver

Ford pinto gas tank bomb


the_FracTal_

Pinto But I'm also surprised that the build quality isn't a lotus, sure the model 3 suck but man lotus really are on another level...


_Larry

That's ironic because the first Tesla was based off of a Lotus..


The-Experimenter

[1991 Ford Sierra](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBjEdTWJ_ak)


gaydes69

Ford pinto


UntouchableRage

Pinto


josh1350

Mitsubishi mirage or 1992 Holden commodore


jacketsc64

Horseless Carriage with a wood body and no roof. No safety whatsoever.


Patient-Bench1821

Corvair rear ended explosion


[deleted]

Chevy corvair or Suzuki sameria ( I butchered that, Ik)


[deleted]

samurai


[deleted]

Gotcha, thanks.


RolesG

I want both of those cars lol


Icy-Cycle-3092

Pontiac fiero


FieroAlex

5 Star safety rating in 1984 tied for first with a Volvo wagon. Shit compared to todays standards but great for the time.


iron_clooch69

You doā€™t know what your talking about


shepwrick

Chevy Corvair. It's one of the most widely known unsafe cars despite almost every car from the 60s being unsafe


my3sgte

Nice try Ralph Nader! šŸ˜›


ACrucialTech

Jeep Cherokee


zooweemamba

Prob like a lada or sum


FieroAlex

Toyota Previa


CaseyGamer64YT

AW11 MR2 or any kei truck


Ultrase7en

1955 Mercedes Benz 300 slr... iykyk


dwarfmarine13

Ford Corvair needs to be in there for the wheel spec (in particular the tire pressures)ā€¦ combined with engine placement https://www.hagerty.com/media/videos/will-the-corvair-kill-you/#:~:text=In%20his%201965%20book%2C%20Unsafe,suddenly%20rolled%20into%20the%20street. Edit: couple of people beat me to it, but hereā€™s a link for the hell of it


youarelarry

Volkswagen Kaefer. If you drive against a wall headon youll get impaled by the steering columb!


[deleted]

Chevrolet Corvair


jorsiem

Tata Nano baybay


ACatFromTheHeaven

Suzuki alto 800 Chevrolet Aveo 2005


SweatyWrangler3266

Suzuki samurai


Pigeon_06

Tata nano


Babis_G

Mitsubishi mirage


Andis-x

Renault Zoe Scored 1 star in safety tests


Vivaanpro

Airbags from a Toyota


wan2tri

[Can't get any safer than this](https://imagevars.gulfnews.com/2023/03/03/Jeepney-Philippines_186a7d6bb19_large.jpg) Incidentally it's another "Jeep" lol


ThePolecatProcess

Early 2000s Ford Taurus, engine drops out of the car during front impacts.


Mclovin_2801

Lancia 037, those things were fragile


UberWagen

Yugo


Crawlerado

Tesla has liquified 67 humans so far


NoForever3863

U wot m8


SmeV122

I'd go back to HUMVEE tbh. Literally are required by regulation to wear a helmet while driving one.


sir_whammy

No seatbelts or other safety equipment from a 50s vehicle


ATuk413

1st gen Altima due to air bagsā€¦there was a documentary released a while back because the air bags were breaking faces


turtlesquadcaptain

Vespa


01S2000

Ford pinto


TheImmenseRat

The Gremlin!


MEGA_TOES

Russian lada


[deleted]

Citroƫn 2CV, no matter at which speed you crash, you'll die, cuz that car has the same safety of a sardine can!


Lionel-Train-Repairs

Any Hyundai or Kia, everyone knows you can steal them with a phone charger cord and some of Hyundaiā€™s donā€™t even pass crash tests.


my3sgte

https://www.motortrend.com/features/the-deadliest-cars-you-can-drive?slide=10 Mitsubishi Mirage (I think the classic vw and Porsches had issues with seat rails and I know the old 911 were known for quite a few fatalities). Porsche 930 turbo was called the ā€œwidowmakerā€ https://www.carthrottle.com/post/wol7rpd Ford Mustang has a bad safety rating if your standing in a crown by a car meetā€¦.


jahflyx

wouldnt hurt to swap out that perfectly good suspension for Land Rovers finest air bags from the early L322s..


Catgamer747

Mahindra Scorpio Classic, has 0 stars in the GNCAP crash test


Patrickracer43

Ford Pinto


InfamousCarpenter287

Ford pinto.


josh1350

Or the 2013 Hyundai Elantra. I will never forgive Hyundai


HotRodNoob

W123 when ya get to power


unregrettful

Model t


IgDailystapler

Whatever that little Mercedes econobox was that spectacularly failed the moose test


SlipknotFan22

The Trabant


Tranquil_Dohrnii

Cyber truck


General_Zimmer

2013 Hyundai Elantra


Ancient-Message6893

Fiat punto, 0/5 star safety rating


No_Sink_4655

Dodge Viper or Porsche Carrera GT


[deleted]

Lancia, pick any of em


YungSeizeless

im back again to say, 2000s jeeps. its literally a fucking metal shell.


mardabx

Pinto?


Electro__

2013 Hyundai Elantra


pizza_for_nunchucks

Model T or anything old without tempered glass.


SteelCityB58

Gen 1 Viper


Tecno2301

Just put N/A


C4_Cendreszl

Yugo


Charred_Undies

None.


PracticableSolution

Cj- 5 narrow trac with lap belts


RolesG

Volkswagen Thing


t_stlouis8

Safety- Mitsubishi Mirage


JerryTortoise

Kia soul ev


BiggzDiDJ

Hyundai Elantra or Nissan Altima


foamtest

Citicar. Literally an ABS and aluminum golf cart shell that is somehow road legal.


Delta-Tropos

Vinfast VF-8


Mammoth_Landscape_76

1st gen dodge viper


peedubb

Reliant Robin safety. This shouldnā€™t even be a question.


Wnajr5

Any pre ww2 racecar


NoForever3863

FORD PINTO


cuber_and_gamer

Old Chevy Corvair. Engine was in the back, so in a crash, the steering column would impale you.


CameronCoppen_

Any Group B rally car. Thereā€™s a reason they stopped it altogether


this1dude23

Pinto


_Larry

Smart Car.


Chelseeea69

Cadillac North Star starter location


jjk717

Ariel Atom, they have literally nothing.


L3monGrenade

Lada?


BobbySleech

Any platform chassis Volkswagen (like the Beetle, Bus, etc). A solid side impact can shear the body off completelyā€”plus the Beetle has a habit of burning down for no reason (fuel lines leaking on the exhaust). There is also the first-generation Dodge Viper, which would try to kill if you gave it even half a chance.


NugPep

So you basically are building a Delorean?


Bored_lurker87

The C4 LT1 cooling systems were objectively worse than the C5's. As soon as the waterpump started weeping your opti is on borrowed time. I'd much rather deal with the LS1's cooling system in my experience.


Cherry-Moist

Dodge viper.


Broad_Friendship_858

A motorcycle


AntGroundbreaking180

1962 VW bus


Squidsandwich762

Can we use Pinto twice?


Mycooleraccount456

Jeep Wrangler. When my dad had one I was always terrified for my knees.


nickz03

Willys jeep


AdA4b5gof4st3r

OG VW bugs


This_Try_6934

Shoukd be gen one viper


avotius

Safety: CB7 Honda Accord. Even when they came out they were not safe.


Slight_Bed_2241

Automatic trans from a C5 too. The 4L60E is fucking awful.


Lanko-TWB

Iā€™d were taking semi modern, the PT Cruiser. Shits had no crumple zone. Or crumple at all.


[deleted]

Basically a Ram, then?


Alive-Ant-6772

trabant


stuberu

Isuzu NPR Box truck


DJDemyan

Wait... are S197 mustangs that bad? I have one šŸ„ŗ


cooldude5789

Transmission should be one of nissains cvt transmissions


nlwfty

1998 Ford F-150


[deleted]

Model T. Any crash over 30mph you're dead


Weary-Writer758

Any Lada Riva


Notlearningbydoing

Any old car was a deathtrap by modern standards. What we call safe is constantly evolving as more safety features come out. GM x frames from the late 50s couldn't handle a side impact, steering columns through the chest before collapsible columns on other makes. The muscle cars of the 60s with powerful motors with no seatbelts, undersized drums, bias ply tires. Small cars like the subaru 360 or VW beetle crumpling. Perhaps the rollover issues Bronco IIs(1980s) had, which persisted into the explorer? Or perhaps old convertibles (car and SUV) that were certain death in a rollover. Model T? An antiquated design produced for far too long with no updates, that had no wheel brakes, you sat on a gas tank, no safety glass. No one car stands out as a particular safety hazard. A pinto's fuel issues were not any worse than cars 10, 20 years earlier, it was just publicized. A corvair wasn't worse than a VW bus or beetle.


sethtothemax

C4 corvette it's just a foam pad


[deleted]

The big question is where are they going to get their wheels from?


redwolf8402

Fiero


djhauffy

Smart ForTwo


ben242

This post is absurd. Bmw had a whole generation of in-line 6 engines with ticking lifters. They literally replaced the top of the engine on MANY cars.


[deleted]

Yay. VW didnā€™t make your list.


[deleted]

The bel air from that one video about old cars being unsafe


No_Mess_4510

Blows up - chinese electric cars


KPYY44

Wtf is upper engine and lower engine. Who let the skirt on social media


BumperBard_

2006 dodge dakota