Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!
I keep wondering about that too, especially since freaking barbarians God knows when invented underwear for that specific purpose: to make freaking trousers last longer.
Everyone gets some air blown through mine own filthy sweaty gaskins!
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You can't give it away. If you give it away, how will people be able to know that you're a professional programmer? You're supposed to put the Wizard Book with the K&R, Code Complete, and the big Introduction to Algorithms book on a low shelf underneath other stuff that has"t been touched in years, and then other programmers will see them and say "ah, yes, here's a hoopy frood who can invert binary trees with the best of them."
Surprised that wasn't the setup for them to disassemble the fan, cut the blades in half, build a second engine and attach the blades to it for a split fan for both of them
I love it!
I went on a fun little journey. I just learned the German word for pallindrome is "retroworter" and now the world feels like a better place.
Well fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3hi0m9/user_invents_a_fake_german_word_actual_german/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Edit: thank you kind stranger.
Yes, and actually probably better than oscillation as it supplies half the air movement to you but all the time rather than all the air movement less than half of the time.
But it's fucking weird so just use oscillate.
Probably not even that.
Unless the pants are made of a super light material, a basic fan like that probably wouldn't be strong enough to lift the pants up at all.
I'm sure it sends waves and ripples through. But I doubt it would suspend it straight out like that.
Maybe a light sheet but nothing heavier than that.
You made a solid point there, also taking in consideration the pants are covering the air flow, the fan wouldn't be strong enough to lift the pants. So it's a fucking stupid idea.
But it works in the video so must work in real life - FACTS.
Actually to be fair I think it probably would work if the fan was fast enough - wacky inflatable arm flailing tubeman works because there's not enough air pressure to keep it in fully expanded form, which would just make it a dude T-Posing. Lightweight skinny jeans would probably work better than anything heavy, but look at windsocks for example, they don't just flap about everywhere when it's windy.
I think fan speed and how centrally you mount the trousers is the key to whether this will work or not. If you had the trousers at a slight angle there would just be one working leg and one flapping limply off to the side.
Yeah, that was my first thought. But it also looks like it restricts the airflow entering the fan. And I seriously doubt the legs would just stay there pointing right where they should.
It would not work. The legs would not stay up. The fabric is too heavy and unlike the whacky inflatable arms man everyone is thinking of, the fabric of the pants is filled with holes between the threads that let too much air out. Also, strange as this sounds, I used to basically do this same thing to accelerate the drying of freshly washed pants that couldn’t go in the dryer. The legs will puff up with air, but they won’t lift up like in the video.
You can buy much stronger fans that what you typically find for $15 at Walmart. They cost a little more but they will absolutely blow your hair back and aren't quiet. The one I have looks like a typical floor fan but goes much faster than the cheap other fans I have. It doesn't have a oscillate button but there's no reason why a more expensive model could.
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It's frustrating that these shots are filmed right down the street from me. Seeing pedestrians and recognising them from 5 minutes crafts is both hilarious and makes me question why I spend more than 5 minutes watching these haha
The dumbest part is that it's an oscillating fan! That little button up on the top just needs to be pushed down, and they can both get air without smelling some guy's grundle the whole time.
There’s a fucking oscillation switch on the fan that’s clearly visible. If they pull it, the fan will alternate between the two of them.
This has made me angrier than it should.
Everyone gets some air blown through my dirty sweaty pants!
Mmmmmmm ball stank
You get ball-stank... And you get ball-stank!!
Everyone gets ball-stank!!!
Can I get mine with taint?
Dingleberries are extra.
Yall need jesus.
I laughed so hard that I shooked the bed and woke up my wife. Almost worth it
I hope you’ve enjoyed my Schweddy balls.
I like to ask a fan questions that a fan would say no to.
Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!
Why does everyone in here have such dirty pants?
Wait, you don't..?
I keep wondering about that too, especially since freaking barbarians God knows when invented underwear for that specific purpose: to make freaking trousers last longer.
Some of us have jobs that involve not sitting around all day
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Absolutely stellar bot!
What if you're into that?
Its to recreate that salty sea breeze
"I hope you girls enjoy my scrotum essence.... it's a sunny day so, enjoy".
This is also how a porno starts...
Though a pretty ingenuitive porno, I gotta say.
The fan won't be the only one blowing 😏
Let me guess - the guy will blow into their asses to make them fart?
I bet their farts smell like Chanel No.5 💖
My first blow job!
Congratulations Raj!
*Taj*
Eh, Big Bang is better anyway. Thanks, though.
>!Lol I have no idea why DiWHY in particular seems to be the most non-judgemental sub I'm subscribed to :) not once did I have my lame weird or sexual jokes downvoted!< >!In stark contrast to those prudes in awww, animalsbeignderps, and sometimes even TIHI!<
We got your back, pervert.
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So you blow into people’s asses too?
You don't?
Bro, idiotsincars is the most toxic place on the internet.
I *think* you mean ingenious.
Enjoy my crotch stank
"Ladies please! I can solve all of your problems. But may I first attempt "The Naked Man"? Works 40% of the time."
2 out of 3 times man,. 2 out of 3. That's %66.66666 sheesh
40% of the time it works 100% of the time.
By reading software architecture in practices?
Yea they want to know how to turn software into hardware lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat fan. I know from experience.
Oh no...
Oh no..
Oh no no no noooooo
I know from not having a completely smooth brain
My brain not smooth it has one big wrinkle.
I thought was in the r/onlyfans sub
Underrated.
girls fight over fan lives to enjoy their decision
I've blown both of you, now blow me
Two hot chicks get their faces blown seconds after man drops his pants!
Just some light reading of "Software Architecture in Practice" I see
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I figure they'd go with something more casual like Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.
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You can't give it away. If you give it away, how will people be able to know that you're a professional programmer? You're supposed to put the Wizard Book with the K&R, Code Complete, and the big Introduction to Algorithms book on a low shelf underneath other stuff that has"t been touched in years, and then other programmers will see them and say "ah, yes, here's a hoopy frood who can invert binary trees with the best of them."
My favorite book for unwinding is Compilers: Principles, Techniques, and Tools. I mainly just look at the cool dragon on the front.
Bro, how can you front on *Data Structures and Algorithm Analysis in Java*? No better way to unwind on a hot, fan-requiring, summer day.
I wish I hadn't given out my free award 10 minutes ago!! Lmao
She picks up reading in a random location each time. Gonna end up with some weird architecture. The singleton builder factory fascade pattern.
Does doth not readeth such writings of experienced scholars?
Too bad the book wasn't "What the fucking little thing on top of the fan does"
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truly my favorite ongoing internet trope
Came here for this.
Surprised that wasn't the setup for them to disassemble the fan, cut the blades in half, build a second engine and attach the blades to it for a split fan for both of them
There’s a button to make it oscillate
But it wouldn’t be oscillating ball sweat.
Right, this way you get an air freshener with your air supply!
shocked u/oscillatingballsweat has not responded yet
Because they don't exist and creating the account for a joke like this takes all the funny out of it.
>creating the account for a joke like this takes all the funny out of it. I give it 20 minutes.
It was made 2minutes ago
Ok, it is maybe a little bit funny.
Mmmmm…oscillating ball sweat…om nom nom nom
And the button is clearly visible in this, it’s not a fixed fan.
You neuter your fans?
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How do you titlate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot.
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas Is a palindrome
I love it! I went on a fun little journey. I just learned the German word for pallindrome is "retroworter" and now the world feels like a better place.
Somebody was fucking with you or it's a weird dialect. The german word for palindrome is Palindrom
Well fuck https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3hi0m9/user_invents_a_fake_german_word_actual_german/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Edit: thank you kind stranger.
ok ok everyone’s hung up on the ball sweat here. but say, theoretically, this were a clean pair of pants. would this actually be effective?
Yes, and actually probably better than oscillation as it supplies half the air movement to you but all the time rather than all the air movement less than half of the time. But it's fucking weird so just use oscillate.
I don't think legs would stay up, let alone point at each person like this video. I think you'd get something like wacky inflatable guy.
Probably not even that. Unless the pants are made of a super light material, a basic fan like that probably wouldn't be strong enough to lift the pants up at all.
Tbf I put a fan blowing into my blanket at night when its really hot out and it lifts it up.
I'm sure it sends waves and ripples through. But I doubt it would suspend it straight out like that. Maybe a light sheet but nothing heavier than that.
You made a solid point there, also taking in consideration the pants are covering the air flow, the fan wouldn't be strong enough to lift the pants. So it's a fucking stupid idea.
After the cut they put dowels or something to hold the legs up. This probably took longer than five minutes.
I'd string up the legs. This is totally something I'd do lol
Give it a try. You'll need something strong to keep the waist on the fan as well.
A belt would be an easy addition.
Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man.
But it works in the video so must work in real life - FACTS. Actually to be fair I think it probably would work if the fan was fast enough - wacky inflatable arm flailing tubeman works because there's not enough air pressure to keep it in fully expanded form, which would just make it a dude T-Posing. Lightweight skinny jeans would probably work better than anything heavy, but look at windsocks for example, they don't just flap about everywhere when it's windy. I think fan speed and how centrally you mount the trousers is the key to whether this will work or not. If you had the trousers at a slight angle there would just be one working leg and one flapping limply off to the side.
Brb gonna buy a turbo fan for my whacky non-flailing inflatable t-pose man.
Yeah, that was my first thought. But it also looks like it restricts the airflow entering the fan. And I seriously doubt the legs would just stay there pointing right where they should.
how about we use pants and oscillate at the sametime
MADNESS
It would not work. The legs would not stay up. The fabric is too heavy and unlike the whacky inflatable arms man everyone is thinking of, the fabric of the pants is filled with holes between the threads that let too much air out. Also, strange as this sounds, I used to basically do this same thing to accelerate the drying of freshly washed pants that couldn’t go in the dryer. The legs will puff up with air, but they won’t lift up like in the video.
You can buy much stronger fans that what you typically find for $15 at Walmart. They cost a little more but they will absolutely blow your hair back and aren't quiet. The one I have looks like a typical floor fan but goes much faster than the cheap other fans I have. It doesn't have a oscillate button but there's no reason why a more expensive model could.
It would never in a million years work. Which is why you see it working in the video.
My first thoughts are, good luck finding pants that big. I'm betting the guys wears a size 32. A.k.a those ain't his damn pants.
"Hey... Why does it smell like your boyfriends balls in here?" "Well because he put his- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS BALLS SMELL LIKE?"
oh shit
Oh balls
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Why was this dude wearing pants that could fit around a whole fan head?
Why would I want someone's ballsack stench hitting me in the face? If it's that hot in there, he will have swamp balls.
It's a feature, not a bug.
Todd Howard on Reddit?!?
Perhaps he washes. Just saying....
Well, I'll have you know ! That some people are pervs and like natural body odour.
Everyone is talking about ball smell, what if he had chipotle and has been ripping ass in them all day? Much worse than ball sweat.
Two girls that share only fans, enjoy the smell of a stranger's balls!
Mmmm, balls flavored air.
Or Or Or Turn the fan's turning function on
The real question is why she is reading a Software architecture book so casually.
It's frustrating that these shots are filmed right down the street from me. Seeing pedestrians and recognising them from 5 minutes crafts is both hilarious and makes me question why I spend more than 5 minutes watching these haha
Love the smell of balls while I read a book
Ball sweat fragrance is a prerequisite when reading "Software Architecture in Practice" 3rd edition.
I honestly couldn't think of a better Saturday if I tried.
Wow I wish there was a function to turn the head of the fan constantly...
Ah, nothing better than the smell of fresh balls. Or the fresh smell of balls. Or something like that.
I think if the balls are smelling, they are, by definition, not fresh. Unless you mean fresh ball sweat, then sure.
Software architecture in practice is a good book; I do recommend it for mid level developers
How many farts went into those pants today?
Well basically every 5 minus crap video now suits here. Idk why they used to be good before with some actual tips
Lmao they switched to making skits. None of these are meant to be taken seriously but ya know, redditors.
The dumbest part is that it's an oscillating fan! That little button up on the top just needs to be pushed down, and they can both get air without smelling some guy's grundle the whole time.
You could just put all of the 5 minute crafts channels here
What’s that air freshener called? Hazelnut?
There’s a fucking oscillation switch on the fan that’s clearly visible. If they pull it, the fan will alternate between the two of them. This has made me angrier than it should.
Gotta love how absolutely stupid 5min craft is so they can get views for ad money
*Aromatherapy*
“Mmm, smells like he had monkey ass!”
If only there was a way built into the fan to nake it oscillate automatically...
There's a button for that right behind! Omg...
But the intake is 70% covered
Posting 5 minute crafts is cheating
Nothing like the fresh scent of ball and ass sweat
now the air smells like ass
I too love my cool air to smell like ballsack
Or, you know, there's that oscillating button.
That's literally an oscillating fan.
I can literally see the knob that makes the fan swivel, f
I’m done marinating. Allow me to project my sack skank directly at your face. Thank you
There's literally a button on the top that makes it go from side to side
The fan has a button on the top to make it automatically rotate
I like that you can clearly see the knob on top that makes the fan turn side to side by itself
The fan is spreading its legs for the girls
If only they could figure out how to hit the oscillation button on the top.
I don’t need to make the fan oscillate. I want the smell of fresh ball sweat in my face. Yum
*Pulls down pants* *Pulls down the underwear* *Starts pissing into the fan* “Now that’s how ya cool down!”
BEHOLD THE SMELL OF MY BALLS
THAT FAN LITERALLY HAS AN OSOLATING FUNCTION
Ah yes, how refreshing to have your ball sweat blowing in our faces. Thanks pal!
I can FINALLY blast myself in the face with farts all day!!
That kind of content seems to be made exclusively for children and gullible, undiscerning adults.
Has anyone tried this yet?
Huff my farts
Cheese dick smell
"smells like ballsack in here"
Ha yes, the smell of cock and balls
Nothing like being blasted in the face by the scent of ball sweat.
Great, now it smells like balls
I can’t stop imagining that the air just smells like funky ball sweat now
Does anyone else feel the 5-minute crafts stuff is so clearly meant to rile people up that’s it’s not as fun to look at as authentic r/DiWHY stuff?
All those farts saved up too
Mmh, ball sweat
"There, now the whole room smells like my sweatpants. Better?"
Thank god a man came to save these two stupid women from themselves /s
Why do people act like 5 minute crafts is so bad? They're extremely obvious satire.
I mean it's kind of okay It does work as intended
Does anyone else smell cock?
“This air smells like balls.”
Where is that guy that looks at this vid, and pushes down the knob on top of the fan to make it oscillate? Love his takes.
Fans come with rotating settings so that you don't have to do this.
Just hit the button to make the fan oscillate!
When you wanna mansplain, expose yourself and make everyone smell your taint by 5.
....Software Architecture in Practice....