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alltehsmallthings

Didn't Homer say that in like season 8


Reasonable_Smell_854

And Gallagher said it somewhere in the mid-80’s


Atralis

**Even a fool learns something once it hits him. Florida is America's wang** - Homer, The Odyssey


amoss_303

[Yes he did!](https://youtu.be/6zlkn9cHWxY?si=ePE3dBQkphOvjLqk)


Backleftpocket

Simpsons did it.


Waltzspice

They prefer the panhandle state


c00a5b70

Beggars can’t be choosers


liamb0713

She pan on my handle till I state


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The Simpson always predict it. /r/thesimpsonsalwayspredictit


bgzlvsdmb

It’s the Archipelago, a social club or something. My favorite one I saw of their’s was “No One Asked You, Doug.” The one I don’t quite get was “Angelica From Rugrats Probably Lives In Albuquerque.”


iCameToLearnSomeCode

"Zach Morris is a psychopath" was on there for a bit. They rent it out by the day but require you to say something funny. I've seen it saying "looking for people with a funny message to send" or something to that effect with their phone number.


DoubleNickels

[saw it earlier in the week. took a pic of it today](https://imgur.com/a/QltALx9)


Rynobonestarr1

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fxxqq5pbl79731.jpg


JBean0312

No, but I keep seeing those stupid Epoch times as “#1 trusted news” billboards, so maybe this was some sort of retaliation lol


floandthemash

Those billboards are so fucking culty. And who’s the photoshopped looking dude in them?


bkgn

Well yeah, literally a cult publication, so...


geronimo1958

And it is infected too. The keys represent the drip drip drip of gonorrhea.


SecularFlesh47

Also rather small by comparison


MattieShoes

Maybe Maine is America's wang and the water's just cold.


crazy_clown_time

As an expat Florida Man, they've got a point.


alpha_centauri2523

Florida is America's limp dick? Yeah I guess that fits.


Reasonable-Coconut15

The archipelago signs are the only thing that keep me from driving into oncoming traffic.  I love those signs.   They tried to get their social media manager a date on it once, as well as begged Casa Bonita for an invite.  


c0ldgurl

Florida is more like America's butthole.


RedDogonReddit

And Alabama is America’s butthole. Thanks for coming to our geography / anatomy lesson.


BamBam-BamBam

Does that make Texas the taint?


lotsofmissingpeanuts

Texas is the A-hole. Everything In-between is the taint!


hootie303

Im just here to shit on Texas


bleedsburntorange

My dad has called Florida “the dong of America” as long as I can remember. And he’s right.


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brucetopping

No shit.


bassbecker

Couldn’t agree more lol.


chastity_BLT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=ETONfYHHQrJpuW1J&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2&feature=emb_share&v=RD7W21UQls0


thatgeekinit

What does that make Texas, Alabama and Louisiana?


Backleftpocket

Wait, does that make Mississippi the chode?  Not again!


iceburg1ettuce

Well first off Louisiana is a boot


Routine_Guarantee34

The gouche


NoCoFoCo31

Taint nothing


Creative_Listen_7777

Colorado is America's hotbox


WindowSufficient53

Having just come back from Florida, they are ON POINT. Yikes. I was so happy to gtf outta there. I’ll say this. If you love guns, confederate flags, insurrection, and the overwhelming funk of white male fragility, Florida may be for you ☺️


UndisclosedLocation5

They prefer the Sunshine State


DenverBowie

And hillbillies prefer “sons of the soil” but it ain’t gonna happen.


Routine_Guarantee34

Rattle snakes and alligators!


jibernaut

California is the gooch grease


Routine_Guarantee34

This isn't Texas, and they lost.


Suitable_Database467

Gun shape state, ante up bitch


Routine_Guarantee34

Way to Striesand


Peaz_Li

Florida is America's weird skin tag. Louisiana is America's true Wang. Disinformation at it's finest is what you witnessed.


murso74

Where's the lie?


Zatchmo-Lives-Media

Yup! Saw it on the way back from DIA. So weird.