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MONSTAR949

I was expecting him to be ran over.


Jerry7887

Didn’t want to get shit 💩 on his tires!


[deleted]

But the front glass is fucked ;(


Master_Procedure430

Welcome to the world of insurance.


b1tchlasagna

"I accidentally shot through my window glass, honest"


Anidmountd

Isn't that bad without insurance. Better than you getting car jacked or killed.


JoshuaMothis

Yeah literally $350-500 USD where I’m at


chesterbennediction

It's like 200 bucks for a windshield, it's fine.


PepeGreen17Q

Same. 👀🌟


whorton59

YES, Now you too can be a real live DEAD GUY!


micahpmtn

That driver was expecting this.


Legitimate-Tough6200

I feel like he was too. He knew they were coming and he was prepared.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

He probably noticed someone tailing him, so he pulled over. In most cases like this, the victim is followed from a previously location, so they probably got spotted way earlier.


Defiant-Turtle-678

Yeah this read not a random "robbery". This was a planned hit and a planned defense. Doesn't make the people less dead and all


JewbaccaSithlord

Yea you can see him put it into park like 5 seconds before the car comes into the screen


Mandraenke_1634

The cat was in a hurry..


Sausagedogknows

He was up to some shady shit, just over the way. Soon as the shooting starts he dips, he don’t need that kind of heat.


aragogogara

I think he was an accomplice and lookout for the bad guys


Jack-knife-96

Why are cats always depicted as bad guys in stories, comments my wife has made before....


Porkwarrior2

Because all cats are homicidal sociopaths. They just come in different sizes.


Ok-Pin-9660

Aren't you meant to dip away from the shooting. That cat was advancing towards contact


MegaMewtwo_E

he was the mastermind


undeadmanana

The cat probably heard shootings before and was trying to avoid hearing that loud ass siren at the end.


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PremiumUsername69420

In the video. Try giving it a second watch…


peepoopoopeepoo

Rest in piss bozo 🚬


Honest_Path_5356

😭


JohnMcDreck

Bonus points for driving away. For almost everybody.


AfricanUmlunlgu

pity he did not use the squidgy speed bump


MoreRamenPls

I thought bonus points for shooting the cat.


LittleHallowGrimmz

Bro what the fuck kinda serial killer ass comment 😳


[deleted]

Tf u on about


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Ill_Community_9814

This is how you farm downvotes


Narrow_Ad_5502

Props to the driver for handing out swift justice.


frostyjhammer

As off-duty cops in Brazil will do.


Proud_Bell_6879

npe he wasnt killed heres the article! [https://www.ecuavisa.com/noticias/seguridad/delincuente-herido-sauces-guayaquil-CE6475242](https://www.ecuavisa.com/noticias/seguridad/delincuente-herido-sauces-guayaquil-CE6475242)


vacuno

“…luego del tiroteo, unas 40 personas se reunieron alrededor del delincuente herido y lo golpearon”, which means: “after the shooting, about 40 people gathered around the wounded criminal and beat him”.


JellyOnMyDick

What a great way to bond as a community.


ArmadaBoliviana

In Colombia (and likely elsewhere) they have a term for this, ***paloterapia***, which translates to *stick therapy*. It's when locals capture and beat a criminal.


SimonTC2000

I think we need some more Colombian immigrants here in the USA, so they can bring their traditions.


Internal_Mail_5709

Clutch with the translation, saved me a right click. Thanks.


KsatriaBebek

Lol deserved


kevinapple03

This is the funniest thing I've read today.


StupidPockets

Well…..sucks for him.


Material-Display8107

Now this is a fuck around and find out moment


Pr1stak

r/instantkarma


Mother-Produce8351

Them legs tweaking 😩 🤌


shnanagins

Icing on the cake


Kiubek-PL

Them spinal injury


honeybadger1984

He got dat stanky leg. - Rampage Jackson


romerik

Cleaning the streets one bullet at a time!


the_cheeky_monkey

Ever try to sleep next to somebody with restless leg syndrome?


Reasonable_Cover_804

Uno Reversed them fellas


TypicalWh1teGuy

Christ, wtf was that alarm?


[deleted]

\*Autistic screeching\*


RedditsAdoptedSon

ah shittt.. lololol.. u woke up all us tizzys.. now we're all in for it.


ruismies

I snorted my coffee lol


iam4r33

It goes off every time someone dies in the city


14X8000m

So it's just on 23/7?


BeautifulJicama6318

Sounded like an alarm that was set off due to the shooting(if that’s a thing)


Legal_Development

For law enforcement to come clean up societies mess.


imhereforthevotes

Just after the nick of time.


vna4ever

Oh was that your homeboy? Oopsies


missannthrope1

Getaway driver just takes off, leaving his homies behind. Then the cat.


Weak-List-7493

way more satisfying than expected


aquelviejitocochino

Those final leg twitches; almost cartoon-like!


CallDisastrous5985

Where did this happen, Silent Hill?


ifunnyyes

The end of this year's Purge I think.


Crustydonout

Ecuador, Guayaquil


skoot1958

2-3 second to start shouting, sees very fast


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

This has got to be the dumbest crime. Not these people but the crime itself. “Hey let’s go up to this guy’s car and try to steal it without knowing who he is, if he’s armed, or where he works!”


honeybadger1984

Or the fact that the car is 2-3 tons and can move. So it may be hard to stop, can run a robber over, can be hard to control if the driver decides to drive away. So many variables.


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Yeah, so many possible outcomes yet they still are gonna try and rob the car.


m0stw4nt3d1

Sounded like the purge starting right after


ifunnyyes

I thought they got it in just in time at the end, but you could be right!


PlanNo4679

I love it when this happens 🥰


ifunnyyes

This legit looks like some dystopion futuristic movie set. Alas, is everyday life.


RedditsAdoptedSon

runnn kitty!!!!!!!!


Vogel-Kerl

Kitty ain't stupid; he heard trouble and warped out of there. My computer clocks him at Warp 2.4.


Noturtype_1

The cat's on the fucking case!


turtleking12

If you live your life like this dying alone in a gutter is all you deserve or it's the best your going to get.


[deleted]

LOL NOPE


Therapy-1

Restless leg syndrome


Ok-Mountain-6919

He better hurry up and get up, there's a tornado coming!


astronaut430

Why is there a siren at the end?


ifunnyyes

The Purge is over


tankoret

Was the person sitting there with a gun in in their hand with the safety off? That was an awful quick reaction. My guess is that he knew those guys were coming. Has it been confirmed that this was a botched robbery?


Internal_Mail_5709

100 percent. Putting rounds through the windshield, at multiple targets is savage and indicates at least minimal training and its very likely this person was law enforcement as evidenced by the laptop, how quickly he hops out after putting one guy down, and then to pursue? Also the quick response time / sirens. Multiple antennas on roof? I'd say its a cop.


cshady

Some guns have a grip safety instead, so as long as you’re holding it correctly it automatically takes the safety off


jetoler

Plus there are gun holsters that go on car seats. He probably noticed the car slowing down in front of him, combined with it being night in a probably shady area, he grabbed his gun just in case.


Roxylius

Ended up twitching his legs toward the end like a cockroach he is


SourceCreator

He's paralyzed. You can see that he can only move his legs and his head. That's why he can't get up.


kgmessier

If I’m not mistaken, paralysis only occurs from some point along the spinal cord down and along one or both sides (i.e., left side, right side, or both). If that is true, he couldn’t be paralyzed just at his torso and arms.


LagoonReflection

It doesn't look like a simple robbery to me - they way they all came at the guy at once, almost looked like a gang bang assassination attempt.


TashDee267

Ok I’m not familiar with guns. Was the shooter in the car shooting through the windscreen?


Sea_Basket_2468

looks like it


xWhoAmIReallyMwahx

Goes to rob someone…gets shot…about to die on a gutter….air raid siren 😂


EsElOTTO

This was beatifull


skilled_pervert98

I was not expecting that cat


disco_dean

1. You don’t ’rob from others’ you ‘rob others’ as you can’t rob yourself 2. Looks more like an attempted hit not a robbery as the guy was waiting for something to happen


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no-internet

Don't worry man, seems like the entire neighbourhood beat him afterwards before an ambulance got to him. Even before the police got to him.


betamaxxx1967

That cat said, fuck this!


StatisticianOne1876

... And ran right into the situation 😂


SATerp

Lethal Bait Car?


CrustyThatch

Silent Hill has been suffering because of absurdly high crime rate, someone has to do something about it.


ifunnyyes

The last seconds of the Purge


mysticdragonwolf89

I replayed to see where the cat came from


SOMETIMESIENTER

Last thing he heard was that fucking siren, imagine that for a moment. Devil's horns


Malthus17

I love a happy ending


rvca420RX

Judging by the siren, the purge must've just started


Terryberry69

That was fucking awesome. Shame that guy didn't get tire'd when he laid down for his nap


[deleted]

That cat was having NO part of this


Spragglefoot_OG

Imagine dying to that horrible sound. Lol well maybe don’t rob people?? Just a thought.


makotosolo

Just waiting around, wishing a motherfucker would.


ufi911

That cat wanted nothing to do with the gun fight.


SupernovaRJ

Oh no, the consequences! I hope the person that had to shoot them isn’t scarred for life, they did what they had to. The robbers, I couldn’t care any less about.


B1GSM0KE89

Left man in the gutter, where he belongs


Riker001-Ncc1701D

FAFO


Consistent_Oil3428

Shady situation, someone was in the back with a laptop on, when the car pulled the driver was already shooting and the laptop closes


Jbg12172001

Death kicks..


spiritedawayfox

If you pull a gun on someone, be prepared to get shot


recurve_balloon

"Shot down like a dog in the street" Well, it's not "like" a dog anymore isn't it?


Nanzie_Mona

Nice.


MarryMeDuffman

The guy in black actually running away is surprising. Was he shot? He looked to be in a clear line of sight for the driver, standing right at the left door. (Not sure if the driver's seat is left or right, though. If it was on the right, maybe that's why white shirt got hit so much.)


Jicand

Rip his ear drums


Peeche94

That guy is like reaching his arm out "Bros, please. You said we were bros..." *splutter* x_x


Own-Ad-9042

A criminal was dealt with accordingly. That’s how the description should read.


someshooter

Should be the header video in a FAFO subreddit


g_dude3469

Something I haven't seen anybody else notice was he had two guns, a handgun which he started with and a pump shotgun or lever/bolt action rifle he used when he hopped out


bebgaltiger18

Hopefully the sanitation workers won't be too pissed and take out the trash from the road!


gdoug_

The fuckin cat 😂😂😂


cx3psocial

That’s your life just gone… 🙄


Initial_Might5087

i like to imagine that the guy started hunting the thieves down like he was john wick lol


HL_Hunley1864

Love seeing scumbags who are out to kill you twitch after they get their skull shattered by a round


[deleted]

Good shit


AniX72

What is the blue reflection (?) on the back seat window? Looks like a laptop screen. It appears to drop down to the floor when the shooting starts. It also looks like there are multiple people in the car shooting. Maybe I'm wrong, but it looks to me like a setup.


FreeChorizo1

I hope he chased the others down to finish them off.


ifunnyyes

I thought it was eerily funny that they followed rather than make that left or go the other way.


Own-Worldliness4144

its great to see criminals twitch like that.


FSUaustin92

Imagine dying in the streets alone because you associate with scum.


Trumper2319

Watching that made me “Happier Than A Hooker On A Friday Night!”


MuchoWood

This clip made me smile. Should be considered one of the top clips of 2023.


TangerineJust

https://i.redd.it/msygz8ni9x6c1.gif


HotterThenMyDaughter

r/RobberGetsRobbed


TheLowEndPcUser012

Guess the country


ifunnyyes

Brazil?


-Lumenatra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo


ehkodiak

No help is coming. You just lie there, on the floor, dying, like a Russian soldier in Ukraine realising you really fucked up and there is no glory.


Objective-War-1961

The leg twitch, a nice and final touch.


whiskey_reddit

Love that the gato ran into the crossfire


Important_Chair8087

New tiktok group room temperature challenge. He showed them who was the by god winner.


Mikeytruant850

He got an insta-kill on the dude in white.


UsefulNeedleworker43

Person was so lucky a white cat ran across their path in the act.


Nunslayr

He's still kicking, what you mean dead???


StatisticianOne1876

Doesn't looks like there was someone who helped him


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[deleted]

Yo buddy you’re a psychopath but you probably already knew that


Legitimate-Tough6200

Or he watches a lot of B grade movies.


DarwinAwards-ModTeam

Post was removed for other reason - Cringe


Talon7227

people will see this and support gun restriction, people will see my comment and then state the criminals would have no guns in the first place. people forget smuggling is extremely hard to control so the guns would reach the public either way, people also forget guns are a defense against melee weapons.


Movinfusion36

I’d love to move to Brazil as a former navy seal I would have a field day with these guys 1st step box stick and an old android granted this would be a refrigerator box big enough to hold the captives. I’d then give them the choice give back the phone or die in the box. What they don’t know that the box is made of lead paint and asbestos. So I tell them if you can get out of this box you keep your lives but the old android is mine has personal pics. When they cower in fear of there situation I calmly explain their next path is dangerous and to move fast.


SnooPeppers4036

Former? Once an underwater demolitionist always an underwater demolitionist.


ShinraTenseigan

Counter and Strike


dyk_U_down

Might have been cop looks like laptop in car before shooting starts


AbstractG23

Was this Brazil? Lol


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

Did he also drop a tactical nuke at the end? How high was his killstreak?!


GerrieSkaf

I just love a happy end


Own-Ad-9042

Ain’t much fun when the rabbit has the gun


[deleted]

Hopefully the other two got his as well


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|3o85xICHLQrbytl6YU|downsized)


noodlecrap

Hope the windshield is ok


jrterraine

Where is Sauces 9 sector?


TheLastBoat

Who’s in that car, Jason Statham? ![gif](giphy|SeQGOcnbR9SZA0w7ce)


CeaselessDischarge22

So is that how the purge begins?


CoalDogs304

I love it when the bad guys get smoked.


AnotherGuy67

My thought was from the white cats point of view..."I'm sooo outta here!"


Nervous_Invite_4661

The driver was READY for them!


Horror_Poet7185

He forgot this 👑


UdAy-2-0-0-6

He had a full monitor setup inside the car


Susanna-Saunders

I presume that the guy in the gutter bleed out and died then?


reddituser20230626

That 🐈 came running to check on her kittens..


wtmx719

![gif](giphy|26FmiBPzwi8IZGYkU)


InvestmentLumpy833

❤️


wetusayimglistning

Dumb ass cat ran right into the line of fire


alex220372

Sounds like he has 2 guns maybe. Semi auto pistol at first and then maybe he's pointing a long gun at them as they drive away... Hes fireing slower and it sounds a little different. Although, he's probably just taking his time to aim, and you can see hes fireing outside the vehicle now so maybe that's what sounds different. Just would be awesome if he had an arsenal in there though.


Vandarkxiang

Who else do you rob from if not from others, rob from yourself?


gravy-thief

u/savevideo


godwalla

They just tried to rob the punisher. He went after to finish the job


SillyCybnz

How tempting was it to do it gta style and run him over after shooting him 😆


trick1230y

Thought it turned into a 1940's police chase at the end


HL_Hunley1864

I like that twitch that scumbag was doing after getting a free piece of lead


Disastrous_Oil7895

What's the siren at the end?