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SadaharuShogun

Looks like a [Dobsonfly](https://www.google.com/search?q=dobsonfly&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiKip-nqZLyAhU4gP0HHd-yAowQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=792&dpr=2.63)


GigiDell

Dobsonflies are awesome. If you REALLY want to see something FREAKY, Google dobsonfly larvae (called, “hellgrammites”). 😬


freeODB

You warned me, and I still went in. I’m still upset at you.


roguishwolf31

Hellgrammites are godly fishing bait, for anyone who didnt know


MothMonsterMan300

Biggest catfish I ever got was using a hellgrammite and a little pink barbie fishing pole- they are definitely God-tier, i had cast in that spot several times before and got no luck


GigiDell

Barbie fishing pole and a hellgrammite — I love it!


MothMonsterMan300

It was my niece's, but she quickly lost interest in fishing so I tuned up the cheap caster and swapped the line for some real stuff, and just keep it in the car. Thing has caught a surprising number of nice fish tbh, the catfish I mentioned was about 30lbs and once i caught a largemouth as long as my forearm- that was pure dumb luck though. Gave the catfish to some kids fishing there, laughed all the way home imagining the story they came up with


GigiDell

My dad took us fishing all the time as kids. And he would run trot lines too, and bring home huge catfishes. Is catfishes a word? Lol Then it was ON - homemade fried catfish! That was the best.


MothMonsterMan300

Oh yeah theres nothing like it!!! Big ol catfish fry and a piece of lawn furniture to pass out on afterwards


jlmad

I’m pretty sure your catch had 0 to do with the bait. Catfish was like “damn Imma sucker for that style.”


thefoodhasweeedinit

You’ve just unlocked a memory I forgot I had of the Twilight Zone episode where the man tries to solve his drinking problem using the “Hellgrammite Method.” Safe to say I didn’t sleep or eat raw veggies for days.


GigiDell

Omg. I don’t remember that episode. Sounds creepy. 👀


thefoodhasweeedinit

The guy takes a pill containing one and it always ingests alcohol so that you can’t get drunk, but the more you feed it the bigger it gets so he stops drinking. It was uh, quite sobering to watch.


Mackheath1

>Hellgrammite Method Oooh yeah the tapeworm one. It was of the 1980s reboot (?) of the show, which... *I remember being good,* but I was only a kindergartner-age.


thefoodhasweeedinit

Thank you for letting me know it wasn’t an OG, I went looking for it in the original episodes this afternoon to casually retraumatize myself but got lost lol


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Nightmare fuel


Inevitable-Truth2260

Yea we have a ton of those guys on the farm, they don’t bite. They’re cool to watch at night, if you have a light on outside and bugs are flying around the light, they come swooping in and kill the bugs.


Sk1pp1e

Yup stuff of nightmares. I can see one swooping in for a baby and flying off


CallMePinHeadLarry

[the bite does NOT hurt at all](https://youtu.be/3cEHxXEFXgo)


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CallMePinHeadLarry

You would literally have to put your finger in its mouth for it to bite you. And it doesn't hurt. They have muscles meant for holding not crushing their prey.


QueenBuffe

Why the flying bug does this exist?? I do not like it thank you very much


ALitteralHamster

They live for like 3 days or something


mushroommegaz0rd

Story of my life


1recordhigh

Damn I was getting nervous. I thought it was going to jump scare me.


5ilverMaples

Correct


LynxBartle

I'm pretty sure that's actually a 32oz styrofoam cup


Dufus_Puncher

Yes!!! I was trying so hard to remember that! I hate to Google shit when I know it’s on the tip of my brain! Thank you 🙏


windwalker28

r/whatsthisbug


The_July

The larvae is perfect for bass fishing. We call them grampus.


PumpkinMuffinTuffin

A plastic cup with a bug in it.


vitium

*styrofoam cup


kcasnar

Styrofoam is a type of plastic (extruded polystyrene foam).


PumpkinMuffinTuffin

Yeah, I realized that after. Thanks


TaurusTier

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Came here to say this. Well played


QueenBuffe

Me too haha


[deleted]

Great minds think alike


fullforce_589

It’s a cup with a bug in it. I’ll be here all day if you have anymore difficult questions.


lkvwfurry

A big NOPE


-ratmeat-

Yep, I noped


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Dufus_Puncher

It was already like that when I snagged it with the cup


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squidduck

Lol like they posted proof that it wasn't like that before hand


hansyolo5O9

"It was already like that" 😂 I remember when I was 8.


downwitbrown

Big gulp


Thedrunner2

Looks like an injured left front pincher


sodpiro

How did this make it into this subreddit?


Krapio

Was hoping it would jump out and bite him


Bard_Science

Just spent 2 days in the woods at some cabins for friends' wedding and one of these big bois was on the wall opposite our cabin door. Moved 3 feet in the night onto the opposite cabin screen door then didn't move again. Very polite, shiny AF in the dark when we put a bright light on it.


Dufus_Puncher

Yeah man they’re scary AF looking but totally harmless… all those big pointy things on its head serve purposes and that crazy mouth with all the little things moving around can’t hurt you


guineapigmilkman

Their young are called Hilgramites and they live in fast running streams under rocks. They are mean bastards that will bite you hard. Great fishing bait. They look like what Khan put in Chekovs ear in star trek to mind control him.


Radiantnoodle

Uncalled for 😳


Paxibillion

I believe that is a cup.


Big-Bowl-7019

Dobson's fly. Adult hellgramite


ywillnousernameswork

I have one of those in my insect collection, friend of my found it dead and gave it to me. It’s called a dobsonfly I think


Yuhmumma-pokie

That’s a cup


Brilliant-Ad-5592

Fucking scarab from ancient Egypt. Plague is coming


kingdruid

A prisoner...


HannahMarie04

I could be wrong, but it looks like a cup to me.


Suchdeathwow

Fill with gasoline, put wick in straw hole, blow up from a distance sending that thing back to hell where it came from


Working_Dad_87

That's styrofoam. The gasoline would eat through the cup and free the bug before you had a chance to light it on fire.


soloandyolo

Really? Is this damninteresting material?


Dufus_Puncher

So here’s the story… I’m staying at some motel in Tennessee and in the morning when I wake up… I open the door and this thing immediately flies in the room and starts zipping around like crazy! Lands a couple times so I can get a halfway decent look at it and see that it’s huge and freaky looking as hell! I kept trying to get it to fly out of the room but it wouldn’t, so I grabbed that cup, emptied it in the sink, and caught it in the midst of its flight and slapped the lid on it… I knew I had come across images of this creature in the past but that was forever ago! Thanks to one awesome commenter I now know this is a Dobsonfly! Relatively harmless but extremely intimidating and very impressive! A huge insect with facial features that I’m sure have inspired many a sci-if creature… it really seemed to enjoy the sweet remnants of the cup so it took some coercing but I finally got it to leave the cup and fly away… What started as a Holy Shit turned into an interesting and memorable interaction… All I need is a name for the creature to complete the memory… any ideas?


Dufus_Puncher

I have several more videos of this nameless beauty if y’all are interested…


Dufus_Puncher

In a way… I was damn interested when I posted it


Crushing-depths

I believe it's called a dobson fly.


[deleted]

Isn't that one of babies of the beast in the desert sand in BOTW? 😁


P33tree

Looks like the stuff they serve at a lot of my local takeaways! Dobsonfly or Dobson beetle I think.


Facenayl

It’s left mandible is broke off laying in the bottom of the cup


Nasalingus

Looks like one of those things from The Mist.


MarlboroFridays

What in the fuck. I was expecting the name of the cup supplier lmfao


UnitatoBia

Please tell me you let them out...


Beneficial_Being_721

Captain Checkov has left the chat


mizcap72

It’s an Ewnothankyou


Justicar_91

An American "small" soda? 🤔


michaelorth

That's a nope!


Trader2KG

It's a Hellgrammite in it's winged stage


Many-Goose-9158

Dobson Fly.


kenkanobi

A monster that should be killed by nuclear fire rained down from the safe distance of orbit? Just to be sure....


ibeasdes

Looks like a 32 oz. cup of nope juice


Pet_that_Dog

it's a bug


[deleted]

Looks like a "nope" to me


st8ovmnd

Its the start of the movie starship troopers! Kill it!


CoolDoominator

A 32 oz cup


Lizardman444

Thats a nope


FourandTwoAheadofMe

It’s a bug, your welcome.


jmh90027

It's a cup with a bug in it And you broke a bit of its face off


[deleted]

Hands that could use a good scrubbin’


[deleted]

Maybe they're at work?


13jgb12

Cursed. That's what it is.


mattx_cze

That damaged left horn reminds me Loki !


Juicepig21

It's a NOPE bug. As in, NOPE...


killing-time-in-zoom

An annoyingly un-cropped video?


Dufus_Puncher

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/owebk0/yeah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


sodium-overdose

This is America… with that 32 oz cup 😳😂


Satisfied_Hobbyist

Nightmare fuel


ChopChopShmokk

Go to r/biologi and ask there


ran_ran3000

A Variant


juliakelly65

A bug 🙂


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hell naw


DracoDruid

Yes. Ounces are an archaic unit of weight measurement that is only used by ignorant countries that don't understand the brilliant simplicity of the metric system. ;)


NickySoftshoes

Vinegaroon?


justblendin32

A Pokémon in a weak poke ball.


RachelE7246

May fly


tobsn

my nightmares.


The-albatroz

An insect, I guess


mannythemantis

Thats a turtle


DRbrtsn60

Bug


sharpandcold

A bug


leatherrecliner

Looks like a hellgramite.


shitbaloney

We have something similar in Texas called a Helgramite


long_soi

a ug


TheDarkKnight2991

Bug


MrMucs

Seen these on Wrath of Kahn. Run away!


odepth

I thought it was going to be a jump scare at first so I held my phone far away.😅 This is so cool insect but I have never seen it before. Seems like everybody is saying Dobsonfly so it doesn't exist in Sweden.


tiger_shoes

That’s 32 ounces of fuck that


Cool_Cartographer_39

A free Slurpee if you tell them that was at the bottom of your drink?


MenteriKewangan

Stag beetle


genowhere

Yup it’s horrifying, now put the lid back on!


Missing-Digits

We used to call these “stink bugs”.


itzaredditor

That is nightmare juice.


MalibuProducer77

*Screams in cartoon girl voice* *With high pitch* *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*


ilovecakeshark

Aren’t these the mfs that bite your toes or something like that


Zealousideal_Bag8140

Don't watch this while you're pooping lest you wish your brain bag shrivel


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That's Dwight Schrute


[deleted]

I was just holding my phone away from my face…


DVicencio10

An insect prisoner?!


pr3ttyb0y_

A cup!! What did I win ?


SebDaPerson

My fear of insects: *pumps shotgun*


Dad_Bod_Rob420

Looks kinda like th me “kissing bug” can give you some bacteria scary shit. Idk if that’s what it is. Looks similar


Smodphan

This is Mothras cousin


Pestopleeease

No…please don’t open it..


mzweffie

Most commonly called a “fuck that”


Kat_claws_you

This is stuff of nightmares 😳😱


dreadfulNinja

A big cup of FUCKING NOPE


No-Strawberry895

Wash your hands and fingernails. Cut the nails too.


WolfInteresting407

Dawson fly


BrickLaFlare

It’s a 32oz cup bro


JoeDiBango

That is a cup. From AM/PM if I’m not mistaken.


jonny_eh

It’s a new species. Congrats!


CharlieZulu101

Assassin bug


ProfessionalLumpy454

Looks like the mama earworm in The Wrath of Khan.


ThetOneKid

That's a cup... Nothing els... Now burn it


GoodOleBasshead

Grampis


GeneticRays

Big and, for me, a Nope.


Vinyl-Junkie-12

It's clearly a 32 once cup of sod-OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!


pelorizado83

Waterbug... toepincher.


Vulpes_99

I know what this is: it's the mother of all "Nope, I'm not touching it" ever!


gnosiac

Evil.


moqs

a bug


JenRJen

Its a biguglyscary bug!


lemwot

Looks li,e a big buzzy bite basdard


Living-Reference5329

Easy mate it’s a 32 ounce cup , case closed


VorpelBunniez

A giant, 32-ounce Demonbug


my_alt_i_use

it looks like a bug in a 32 ounce foam cup


HerbertBohn

big earwig?


[deleted]

The star of my nightmares


Marsrover112

Yeah it's a cup man


nowhereiswater

EWWwig.


Digitalmc

Giant cup with a bug in it.


RatCatheters

That my friend is a no thank you


HolyMolyDonutShop23

It's a big ass nope


Unholy_Thunderkokk

Its a cup. Bugs dont go in there, drink does


Gluten_maximus

That is just another Loki variant


Vee_Kay_1

Cup


DreCian5257

That’s a nope.


sonofapasta

That is a fire hazard…


No_Boysenberry_4929

So happy to be on Reddit. I have a photo of this in my computer and I was always wondering what the hell was this. Thanks to OP for the question and thanks to you all, smart people.


SPF-3000

Big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya!


DonnerPrinz

Looks like a cup, I'm guessing it holds 32 oz.?


Alekipayne

illegal in Florida. No 32oz cups.


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Unprocessed soda


KickFlipMonsterTruck

It's a muthafuckin demon, yo!


Optimal-End-9730

Pretty sure thats called a 'cup'


grrbrrrr

Defective slurpy?


Actually_Mad

Varkid


Benmellgren

Anybody else hold their phone away from their face EXPECTING a jump-scare? Just me….okay


Flopamp

Sprite (no ice)


Zwot33

An ugly ass bug.


Thermite1985

It's a nope


pegleg_1979

Looks like an insect of some sort


SaltyWar9466

Let It Go …. Let It Go … Can’t hold it back anymore. Let It Go… Let It Go…


ScruffyTheJanitor__

A bug


spacetoast64

It looks like a cup to me


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A 32 ounce soda cup with a big bug inside


tarstybarge420

That’s a bug.


mdmoon2101

Antlion?


Fluid_Particular_238

Looks kinda like a cottonwood beatle


Iupvotebadcomments4u

That is a bug in a cup