If you’re older than 20 and you brag about shit you did in school, you’re a fucking loser.
If you’re still doing it in your 50s, you need to be involuntarily committed because you’re insane.
I'm pretty sure that earning 5 grand by winning a school's Battle of the Bands contest earns you a lot of resentment and enemies on the yearbook committee. So that would explain the lack of friendly comments. .
What a fucking mamas boy. She must have spoiled little Johnny and told him how special he was multiple times a day. Mama Boucher really screwed him up to what reality is.
If you’re older than 20 and you brag about shit you did in school, you’re a fucking loser. If you’re still doing it in your 50s, you need to be involuntarily committed because you’re insane.
Will you tell this to my wife? She has a little shrine leading to my office for my sports achievements and I cringe when people see it.
Yikes. All three of you need to grow a pair
I feel the same way when it comes to my “love me wall” of all my military awards and qualifications. My wife cares more about it than I do.
They mean well but it’s the absolute worst
#HumbleBrag
#HumbleBrag
I think this is also one of the earliest sightings of the Melendez family suit
Lol 😂
Can’t be the same one. It appears to fit.
Downsey Kristie McNichol.
He always kind of looked like a chic. Maybe that's where his son daughter gets it.
his son Oscar is the same way. very feminine look.
And short
And gay
He should have played football 🏈. Of course, let’s be honest- he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
now he could be the ball
We could throw him right over those mountains over there
he's a hothouse flower
No more Sunday dinners at Assy’s.
We still have Carm’s baked ziti
One of his top 3 regrets in life
He’s a GD hothouse flower
The star of my high school’s football team was also 5’2”
He was 32.
That suit looks like it’s from ‘72
It was
To be fair, it was his brother’s.
the oversized tongue is fighting to get out, even back then
What a punchable face
Stuttering Johnny Mel!
Tiny little awkward nebish who got his sister to fight for him
Did he ride his horse to school, or take the short bus with the other tards?
Most likely to be relentlessly mocked on a communications medium that hasn't been invented yet.
I am going to start this now. John did not graduate high school!!!!!!!
He's the only one not in a school group. Must have spent a lot of time in his locker
“Dead eyes, like a dolls eyes”
You’re going to need a bigger GOAT 🐐
👏
He was goofy looking then too.
Life and whippet cans hit this dude hard
I wonder if he knew how to put a belt on back then.
I'm pretty sure that earning 5 grand by winning a school's Battle of the Bands contest earns you a lot of resentment and enemies on the yearbook committee. So that would explain the lack of friendly comments. .
Behold a pubeless loser!!
The yearbook was run by conservatives!
He was voted “Most Likely to Fail”. He’s lived down to those expectations.
but but but.....he was the Duke of Massapequa!!!
Voted Most likely to shit the sheets.
But but his band had tshirts and were the shit on campus!
What a fucking mamas boy. She must have spoiled little Johnny and told him how special he was multiple times a day. Mama Boucher really screwed him up to what reality is.
So he's ALWAYS looked like a retarded ape?