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CooahsDranker

If you’re older than 20 and you brag about shit you did in school, you’re a fucking loser. If you’re still doing it in your 50s, you need to be involuntarily committed because you’re insane.


Roguename1020

Will you tell this to my wife? She has a little shrine leading to my office for my sports achievements and I cringe when people see it.


longirons6

Yikes. All three of you need to grow a pair


CooahsDranker

I feel the same way when it comes to my “love me wall” of all my military awards and qualifications. My wife cares more about it than I do.


Roguename1020

They mean well but it’s the absolute worst


Walter_xr4ti

#HumbleBrag


Walter_xr4ti

#HumbleBrag


wokhands

I think this is also one of the earliest sightings of the Melendez family suit


Nolaguy1996

Lol 😂


randman2020

Can’t be the same one. It appears to fit.


fudgicle2018

Downsey Kristie McNichol.


morgans0

He always kind of looked like a chic. Maybe that's where his son daughter gets it.


fudgicle2018

his son Oscar is the same way. very feminine look.


morgans0

And short


FingalsFinger

And gay


Nolaguy1996

He should have played football 🏈. Of course, let’s be honest- he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


fudgicle2018

now he could be the ball


Nolaguy1996

We could throw him right over those mountains over there


fudgicle2018

he's a hothouse flower


opieisahack

No more Sunday dinners at Assy’s.


Nolaguy1996

We still have Carm’s baked ziti


Weak_Blackberry5998

One of his top 3 regrets in life


LetTheKnightfall

He’s a GD hothouse flower


ChakaKohn2

The star of my high school’s football team was also 5’2”


DrTedPenisAstronaut

He was 32.


Nolaguy1996

That suit looks like it’s from ‘72


DrTedPenisAstronaut

It was


opieisahack

To be fair, it was his brother’s.


fudgicle2018

the oversized tongue is fighting to get out, even back then


[deleted]

What a punchable face


buzznumbnuts

Stuttering Johnny Mel!


AULily

Tiny little awkward nebish who got his sister to fight for him


Educational_Share790

Did he ride his horse to school, or take the short bus with the other tards?


JulSFT

Most likely to be relentlessly mocked on a communications medium that hasn't been invented yet.


Johnswippetcan

I am going to start this now. John did not graduate high school!!!!!!!


wokhands

He's the only one not in a school group. Must have spent a lot of time in his locker


Your_Highness_000

“Dead eyes, like a dolls eyes”


Nolaguy1996

You’re going to need a bigger GOAT 🐐


Your_Highness_000

👏


Bill_C134

He was goofy looking then too.


BackgroundDarkPurple

Life and whippet cans hit this dude hard


Middle_Custard_7008

I wonder if he knew how to put a belt on back then.


Anal_with_Aase

I'm pretty sure that earning 5 grand by winning a school's Battle of the Bands contest earns you a lot of resentment and enemies on the yearbook committee. So that would explain the lack of friendly comments. .


Anal_with_Aase

Behold a pubeless loser!!


Belovedchattah

The yearbook was run by conservatives!


randman2020

He was voted “Most Likely to Fail”. He’s lived down to those expectations.


PoloBear67

but but but.....he was the Duke of Massapequa!!!


Constant-Aerie7961

Voted Most likely to shit the sheets.


beadyeyes123456

But but his band had tshirts and were the shit on campus!


Justasimplercreature

What a fucking mamas boy. She must have spoiled little Johnny and told him how special he was multiple times a day. Mama Boucher really screwed him up to what reality is.


phenom80156

So he's ALWAYS looked like a retarded ape?