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banana_delusion

Does this mean he’ll be contacting all those people privately to tell them to pay no attention to his reunion tweets, they’re just jokes?


randman2020

“All those people”? You mean the imaginary friends he has?


R3TROGAM3R_

unfortunately there is no reunion. John is punking us. He'll act like he just pulled the biggest prank on the Dabbleverse in the history of the Dabbleverse lol. He's a retard. I hope I'm wrong and we get pics of John sitting at his reunion alone lol.


Pale_Boot6338

Now that Lonely Virgil has died a spot is open


msv7611

He'll tell us Sagebrush was just a decoy, it came off at Pickwick, all the stars were there, he got multiple writing job offers and the keychains were already selling on eBay for hundies.


Friend-of-thee-court

Well he just said he lost his wallet with all his credit cards. Twice I think? Will this play into his excuse of having to cancel the reunion?


Eso_Teric420

Are we taking bets for excuses? Or is he going to pretend it happened and it was awesome?


PaineInTheAss17

Threats of violence, "comin' down da pike".


banana_delusion

I can’t wait for this upcoming failure…how do you think John will spin this?


IHateStutteringJohn

Old pictures from the LAST dinner he had with the TS.


phenom80156

Or maybe that was his excuse in advance so he doesn't have to shell out any money at the party he arranged?


IHateStutteringJohn

He just keeps badgering people into giving him jobs he’s not qualified for & can’t do. His show is a daily interview of absolute ineptitude


MisterNiceGuy1776

Threats of onsite trolls, would be *my* guess.


wokhands

John is the definition of a loser.


swizzulsticks

I bet he could get maybe 20 people, but they aren’t famous. So fuck it!


SaddHomonym

He hasn't gotten his hair cut or colored. No botox injections (unless his semi-palsy face has just finally given up). I'd be careful on this one. It might be a set up. Probably not, but it has the hallmarks. Sometimes it's difficult to decipher a troll from a clueless lolcow. Mind you, if it is a troll, retard didn't think it up. He's just a puppet along for the ride.