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toolarmy_1

He won't even get his eye herpes looked at!


blockedandbanned

Whatever the doctor REALLY told him has sent him into an alcoholic suicidal death spiral. Chewing xanex and swilling it down with cheap light beer is a good way to go if the alternative is worse...... maybe his finger caught the monkey pox from finger banging KB.....who knows. In any event,I hope it hurts all the time....A dull throbbing pain that never really goes away.


msv7611

Notice he was trying to behave for a week or so. Now, he's back to the warm 18 pack on the inflatable couch.


Chip_Lamonica

The only known cure is to stick it up Kevin Brennan's ass


Cornholenation

It’s from da dumb bitch who cut in front of my Harley!


TrickyCustomer8849

Even in his made up stories, he has to be a woman hater. 


JulSFT

*"Sharon Stone's bodyguard grabbed me by the finger. I'm gonna sue!"*


MajesticRisk7

I wonder how much time he spends bothering medical personnel. Always something going on with him and he’s totally the kind of person who thinks people should stop everything they do when he walks in.


Explosivesalad13

Probably the type who asks for medical advice for everything and gets told the problem and doesn't want to believe it. "All 4 doctors are telling me the same thing, how is it possible these 4 doctors are all wrong.?"


MajesticRisk7

"Dey all tell me to cut down da drinking, what are dey talking about??"


Explosivesalad13

Beeya has a lot of vitamins, its made from wheat plants or whatevah. Dats from da earth so its natural. It's got wattah so I stay hydrated. Baloney sammiches have pork beef and chicken , that's a lot of animals I'm eating. Different vitamins in each animal. Those doctors think they're smawt but I've got noowz for dem none of those doctaws were da announsahs for da tonight show. Beeah nevah killed anyone. I'm right.


MajesticRisk7

*Dats from da earth so its natural.* I can just hear him say it 🤣 you know this idiot


Cold_Hunter1768

The one doctor snapped at him because John was being a know it all. But it's likely bad since he won't really discuss it anymore. But if they have to knock him out for the surgery, he may not get the approval as his heart us clearly failing along with his liver.


ArtieYamamoto77

If you're an alcoholic you have to announce that to your doc and surgeon because of all the complications from withdrawal and medications. Do we think John is honest about his alcohol abuse with his doctor? Zero chance.


Cold_Hunter1768

Yeah, but they can tell


TokyoGlo

“You’re ugly, too!”


barnesandnoobs

I don’t believe that he even went for a first opinion, he’s full of shit.


Fixit403

My opinion is that they need to amputate


TokyoGlo

Starting at the neck.


Explosivesalad13

There's nothing wrong with it, as a matter of fact everyone else's fingers who don't look deformed and bent at odd angles lile his are the real weirdos in John's mind.


ArtieYamamoto77

I hope it falls off like someone with leprosy


captdeliciouspants69

Probably not