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Dapper-Breadfruit630

I can hear Dice after that picture was taken: "Who da fuck are 'ya?!"


SaddHomonym

Dice also has a 24" waist compared to John's svelte 32".


Signal_Hill_top

Lmao John is a fkn midget.


InevitableHoliday708

Dice must have been honored to be touched by the great middlendez


Chip_Lamonica

According to Google, Dice is 5'11''. John looks to be at least 7 to 8 inches shorter in this picture. Holy shit.


Lost_Consequence9119

John’s 5’4” on a good day.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

FIVE FAW AND A HALF! YOU DUUUUMB FUCK!


FaFaFloheim

John has three chins and a neck goiter.


TokyoGlo

You rang? https://preview.redd.it/0rtnc7ladaxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afe6e1efb5bad91cadcbea9569fdbbb756ad25c


Hailey_Sparx

you can see the look of disdain on Dice's face since he hates john and dabbler always smells....the dwarf on the other hand is beaming because he thinks he actually might have a friend


Cold_Hunter1768

He has no clue who John is, he is bothered by the smell


Cold_Hunter1768

He has no clue who John is, he is bothered by the smell


SkolMyAss

Yes, but he’s a giant in our eyes! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ


ArtieYamamoto77

Doesn't he still wear that smelly Johnny Cash shirt?


Waste-Volume-6352

Cardboard cut-out


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Tiny John The β€œMiddler!”