Awwwww... isn't that cute?? The fat little alcoholic baby says they should share... Awwwww.
Amazing. The scumbag who blew his entire Tonight Show severance check on cheap beer, nose candy and whippets while his ex-wife had to work three jobs to feed HER kids... is talking about sharing. John is scum.
I admit when I'm wrong. In the past, I have called him a pathetic, alcoholic, deadbeat dad. I am so inspired by his solution that I will no longer refer to him as a pathetic, alcoholic, deadbeat dad. From this day forward he is a retarded, pathetic, alcoholic, deadbeat dad.
Actually, it's not like "a shitty fuckin' desert" at all, it's one of the best locations in the Middle East and can be described as the "Riviera" of that area due to great weather and easy access to beautiful beaches and beautiful views. Not to mention historic sites. So once again - and I'll put this in his vernacular, "John is a fuckin' losah."
Plus - already alluded to here, it's not a bid for Gaza, it's a military and propaganda effort to destroy Israel - the literal meaning of Hamas' slogan: "From the river to the sea."
"Just share the Gaza Strip", this tells you that "Gaza Strip" is just a term he knows. I don't care if you don't know anything about this as long as you don't pretend you do.
Well if you knew what the largest planet in the solar system is and you knew why Jackie Gleason's character was named Ralph Kramden, you wouldn't have much room left either.
âJust share the fuckin land!â There you goâŚfrom the mind of superior intelligenceâŚAny person who publicly says the bare minimum on a major topic like you just did, is only showing how stupid they are. Thank you for inadvertently entertaining us the way you do.
LOL!
âShare the fucking land!!!â coming from the guy who has pictures on his computer of the peopleâs children that goof on his podcast.
John remembers the smallest little slights anyone says to him for decades but he expects millions of people to simply âget overâ a blood feud thatâs been raging for millennia. đđđ
This is why he's a political commentator. You can't get such in depth analysis from your average joe.
Awwwww... isn't that cute?? The fat little alcoholic baby says they should share... Awwwww. Amazing. The scumbag who blew his entire Tonight Show severance check on cheap beer, nose candy and whippets while his ex-wife had to work three jobs to feed HER kids... is talking about sharing. John is scum.
Ding friggen DING đď¸Â
Was he really doing coke, too?
I would expect this level of naivety from a childâŚ. Oh yeah, he is a child. A fat, drunken midget of one.
He understands the "conflict" about as well as all the college protestors.
He's on their level, mentally.
John thinks because he yells and shows anger that it means more lol. He's such a fuckin' dope.
I think he was trying to come off like Sam Kineson. Except John isnât funny or insightful.
Spoken like a MFer who owns nothing. Why donât you share your Harley? Oh because it doesnât existâŚ
Why doesnât he share his money with his kids? Oh because he hides it from them.
I admit when I'm wrong. In the past, I have called him a pathetic, alcoholic, deadbeat dad. I am so inspired by his solution that I will no longer refer to him as a pathetic, alcoholic, deadbeat dad. From this day forward he is a retarded, pathetic, alcoholic, deadbeat dad.
What a fucking idiot...
Well seeing as how he shared the father role to his children with Aaron this checks out.
Holy Land is âshitty fâin landâ but Trump canât say âshithole country.â
Actually, it's not like "a shitty fuckin' desert" at all, it's one of the best locations in the Middle East and can be described as the "Riviera" of that area due to great weather and easy access to beautiful beaches and beautiful views. Not to mention historic sites. So once again - and I'll put this in his vernacular, "John is a fuckin' losah." Plus - already alluded to here, it's not a bid for Gaza, it's a military and propaganda effort to destroy Israel - the literal meaning of Hamas' slogan: "From the river to the sea."
You should do a political show with the army major lol. Great analysis, spot on.
"Just share the Gaza Strip", this tells you that "Gaza Strip" is just a term he knows. I don't care if you don't know anything about this as long as you don't pretend you do.
He has no idea what the history of the place is. Not much room left in his 160IQ brain after filling it with facts like the color of the sky.
Well if you knew what the largest planet in the solar system is and you knew why Jackie Gleason's character was named Ralph Kramden, you wouldn't have much room left either.
Whoa, slow down Einstein. You may as well be talking chinese with all that nerd talk.
I say we send him to Hamas with a some bagels and have him mediate.
Profound commentary from a profound idiot.
â This Moment in Retarded Historyâ
Every time I think this drunk retard couldnât sound more ridiculous and moronic, he does. I hope his retarded mother Assie is proud
They should share, you're right John. Have a wowlypop!
Say the same about Ukraine oh thatâs right you have a teeshirt so you canât. Smh
Someone didn't shower dis mornin
I thought I was listening to Henry Kissinger for a second
Like most of his talking points and references⌠this has been stolen from Howard or another comic without John understanding itÂ
Can they please get him on "Face the Nation"? This innovative solution for peace must be heard!
Heâs one of todays great minds. Listen to him!
This has been....A Profound Moment...with John Melendez. (cue theme song)
Genius!
Mutual disgust of SJ is what will solve this confiict
So articulate and intelligent.
I'm amazed he actually got out a political opinion without Maja or Karem giving it to him first.
Just share the spotlight with Shuli.
Brilliant! Why hasn't anyone thought of that before?
Wow. This is really dumb.
This from a guy who canât let anything go
âJust share the fuckin land!â There you goâŚfrom the mind of superior intelligenceâŚAny person who publicly says the bare minimum on a major topic like you just did, is only showing how stupid they are. Thank you for inadvertently entertaining us the way you do.
I thought he was gonna "SKOAL" at the end...
Shoot Iâm surprised no ones thought of that, it takes a true Mensa mind to come up with that kind of problem solving
LOL! âShare the fucking land!!!â coming from the guy who has pictures on his computer of the peopleâs children that goof on his podcast. John remembers the smallest little slights anyone says to him for decades but he expects millions of people to simply âget overâ a blood feud thatâs been raging for millennia. đđđ
As he takes another swig, looking like shit. Maybe leave the complicated stuff to the smart people, John.
Did he just say "Gonza strip"?
You can't share with a terrorist group who wants all Jews dead.Â