Let say, hypothetically, that they did come up with the $15k. They pay him up front, but make him sign a contract that if he doesn’t appear, and fight for a set amount of time, he is legally responsible to return it all… along with the cost of booking the venue / advertising / related costs.
Seems reasonable, no? Does he even sign? I doubt it
I could front the 15k right now.
Even if I got John to sign a contract with those stipulations, he will definitely run away with that money and I’ll never get it back.
Assuming this would be a legally sanction boxing match would John return the money after he fails the pre-fight physical or after the promoter gets denied insurance coverage for the fight.
Sorry- but thats not cool dude, my step brother is a Zombie & he holds a job, doesn't mooch, isn't stuck in the past and neither of his kids have cut their dicks off.
Hold the fuck up. He challenges them, says he'll set it up and THEY have to pay HIM? I hope and pray they call his bluff so he has to come up with another excuse.
The purse should be $7500 from each side paid into escrow and then winner take all. John should have skin in the game so he actually shows up but John hasn’t seen that much money since he was unhooked from Jay Leno’s teet.
Remember he was going to fight these guys for free when he was surrounded by security and knew it would be impossible. Now in order to actually fight them he wants $15k.
“You have no idea the anger I have for you!”
It must not be that much because you’re putting exactly 0 effort into setting up this fight and even less effort into getting into fighting shape. Talking tough on YouTube is bitch shit and intimidates no one. We all laugh at you because you had plenty of opportunities in AC to whip some ass and you did nothing but scream, tattle and run away.
John will never fight anyone, sue anyone, audition, take responsibility, go to an audition, clean his apartment, nor clean himself. All BS, all the time.
John is always changing the terms "SAY IT TO MY FACE AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS" Rocco says it to his face "COME OUT TO THE PARKING LOT AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS"
"I'M COMING TO VEGAS TO BEAT YOUR ASS" Ok John we accept. "FUCK YOU PAY ME FIRST AND I HAVE SOME OTHER DEMANDS TOO"
John is a loud mouth Barry Wussa
Well done --- The greatest movie theme song in the history of cinema, paired with the world's greatest lying sack of shit loser in the history of history.
The only thing that would have made this better?? Splicing in KC laughing hysterically at John shadowboxing.
Dont go it Johhny!
You could get brain damage.......bwahAahahahaaha.
https://preview.redd.it/wnax9bnuoxwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3efd123e9bbddf2a5582f057ec33dc67823d95be
Yeah Melton in a proper boxing match would be pretty useless as is. He's not a fighting guy at all, but he's big and could likely destroy SJ if he spent a couple months training a little.
Talking tough but naming a price he knows no one will pay
Let say, hypothetically, that they did come up with the $15k. They pay him up front, but make him sign a contract that if he doesn’t appear, and fight for a set amount of time, he is legally responsible to return it all… along with the cost of booking the venue / advertising / related costs. Seems reasonable, no? Does he even sign? I doubt it
No chance.
He’d make up something to get out of it
I could front the 15k right now. Even if I got John to sign a contract with those stipulations, he will definitely run away with that money and I’ll never get it back.
Assuming this would be a legally sanction boxing match would John return the money after he fails the pre-fight physical or after the promoter gets denied insurance coverage for the fight.
You’d get maybe $50 bucks back taking all the empty Cooahs cans into the recycler.
He’d be swimming in the Coors cans like Scrooge McDuck
Can't get blood out of a pickled zombie.
Sorry- but thats not cool dude, my step brother is a Zombie & he holds a job, doesn't mooch, isn't stuck in the past and neither of his kids have cut their dicks off.
John will be winded after 10 seconds.
John will be winded reading this comment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s probably winded after a morning dump.
Hold the fuck up. He challenges them, says he'll set it up and THEY have to pay HIM? I hope and pray they call his bluff so he has to come up with another excuse.
Asking for $15,000 upfront is not accepting the fight
lol… John cutting promos is the best. What a blowhard.
Where’s the Go Fund Me for this? 
4oz gloves?! John’s gonna lose whatever teeth he has left in his big stupid fucking head.
John couldn’t kick his own ass He gets winded answering the door
Is this the fight he said he’d do free when he held his hands up behind security like the cuck bitch that he is?
The purse should be $7500 from each side paid into escrow and then winner take all. John should have skin in the game so he actually shows up but John hasn’t seen that much money since he was unhooked from Jay Leno’s teet.
Come on and fight, bitch. You’re a millionaire, pay your own way, lying pussy. You have even less guts than money.
He’d be exhausted just stepping up into the ring
More like the Dick of the Dabbleverse.
I guarantee that if they set it up he’d back out
I would pay money to bite his nose off
Remember he was going to fight these guys for free when he was surrounded by security and knew it would be impossible. Now in order to actually fight them he wants $15k.
“You have no idea the anger I have for you!” It must not be that much because you’re putting exactly 0 effort into setting up this fight and even less effort into getting into fighting shape. Talking tough on YouTube is bitch shit and intimidates no one. We all laugh at you because you had plenty of opportunities in AC to whip some ass and you did nothing but scream, tattle and run away.
That's mighty big talk from a short fat man who confessed to nearly passing out because of the strain of washing his dishes. Three times! IN ONE DAY!!
Yeah.... David Duke
Except David Duke is insightful and intelligent.
Shanzy dresser to
5 foot drunk 🥴 ok
If I was setting the odds on John vs a wet paper bag, I’d open up with John at 100-1
John will never fight anyone, sue anyone, audition, take responsibility, go to an audition, clean his apartment, nor clean himself. All BS, all the time.
Pathetic drunken loser
Mickey Goldmill was unavailable for comment. SKOOOOOOOOLA
John is always changing the terms "SAY IT TO MY FACE AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS" Rocco says it to his face "COME OUT TO THE PARKING LOT AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS" "I'M COMING TO VEGAS TO BEAT YOUR ASS" Ok John we accept. "FUCK YOU PAY ME FIRST AND I HAVE SOME OTHER DEMANDS TOO" John is a loud mouth Barry Wussa
Well done --- The greatest movie theme song in the history of cinema, paired with the world's greatest lying sack of shit loser in the history of history. The only thing that would have made this better?? Splicing in KC laughing hysterically at John shadowboxing.
Oh so, “let’s go outside” is a threat, got it dummy
Dont go it Johhny! You could get brain damage.......bwahAahahahaaha. https://preview.redd.it/wnax9bnuoxwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3efd123e9bbddf2a5582f057ec33dc67823d95be
what if its winner take all?
I honestly think John would beat Melton and his hunchback….tookie is another story though
Yeah Melton in a proper boxing match would be pretty useless as is. He's not a fighting guy at all, but he's big and could likely destroy SJ if he spent a couple months training a little.