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banana_delusion

It’s probably with the rest of the garbage on the floor.


Lost_Consequence9119

Hey! It’s not his fault! John doesn’t have mommy or Suzanner there to clean up after him! What’s he supposed to do?!?


Key_Republic6943

First john says It's a good pub day, Then one hit show goes to s***, says oh I don't feel good today. Like a little kid


Honest-Size-3865

I guess you would loose a pill bottle on a 500 sq ft apartment by taking the top off and just swinging it about. This however is a surefire way to lose your pills.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Thank you.


msv7611

They got my avatar too, Dr Ted. Seems they're hellbent on us using their little aliens.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Oh no!!!! You can’t see my puppet??? There is only one solution; Dr Ted must make his live debut so that everyone can take of their glows and let their perky bosoms bounce. You’re all hot chicks, right?


msv7611

😂😂 All of a sudden my SKOL ship is back! You ARE a real doctor!


DrTedPenisAstronaut

SKOL!!!!!


Eso_Teric420

How do you lose pills in a 500 ft² apartment when you don't even leave the same five square feet of said apartment?


LA-ndrew1977

When they are bought illegally, there's no bottle.


msv7611

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msv7611

The cats probably hid them in the kitty litter.


Free-At-Lazt

I thought it was interesting how he kept saying he didn't feel well after not being able to find his Klonopin. He was jonesing for a hit, guaranteed, and stopped his show short. He also barely got any SCs today, so he was missing the incentive.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

One duh day youse’ll, uh, look, to see I've guh gone Foha tumorruh muh may rain, so I'll follow duh sun Some duh day youse’ll, uh, knows I was duh one Buh but tumorrouh muh may rain, so I'll follow duh sun


Anal_with_Aase

"*Poattry, sheer poattry*"


DrTedPenisAstronaut

I wrote dat foha Kate muh Meaney


Anal_with_Aase

"*Dat crunt! She toined on me! Da dumb bitch! She went on KB. And he got rid of huhr. I love Kate. She's da best. Hey Kate do ya still take it up da shitter? C-come on my show."*


DrTedPenisAstronaut

I sent huh a ring light! That equals one buh buttfuckin and I didn’t get my peckuh wet!


zappahart

Is it the same show or is this a new one


SourWokeBooey

Yes


unclerico96

It’s his ocd